Sam Jackson starts his computer...(original)
Created on: August 23rd, 2006
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It came to me in a dream, and then I think I saw that someone else made something just like this, so in true YTMND fashion, I made the same damn site but tweaked. EDIT: There, I cited sources, happy? EDIT AGAIN: NOW ITS ANIMATED! EDIT: I SUCK AT ANIMATING

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August 23rd, 2006
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I giggled.
August 23rd, 2006
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clever
August 23rd, 2006
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i had some sliced bread.
August 23rd, 2006
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ha ha ha... sampossible
August 23rd, 2006
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ehehehehhee
August 23rd, 2006
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LOL, this wins so hard it made my nose bleed a little.
August 23rd, 2006
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Totally ownage.
August 23rd, 2006
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it's totally "snakes"
August 23rd, 2006
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I get it.
August 23rd, 2006
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5 letters. S - N - A - K - E
August 23rd, 2006
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WROOONG, not Snake, but 5 other letters you may know...or maybe 5 stars? who knows...well, I do.
August 23rd, 2006
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LOL
August 23rd, 2006
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PLEASE!!!! God Dammit, i hate this wratched crap.
August 23rd, 2006
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i believe that this is very good for you i mean its better than diet pepsi but not as good as alcoholic beverages so im just gonna go ahead and five this i mean its really some top notch stuff i find that the grass is always a lot sh*ttier on the other side for me, but thats cuz
August 23rd, 2006
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Haha, nice. SoaP stuff is only getting better after the movie has come out. So much more material to work with.
August 23rd, 2006
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Vote doubled for picture.
August 23rd, 2006
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hahahaha i love it
August 23rd, 2006
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Made me lol
August 23rd, 2006
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Y-T-M-N-D
August 23rd, 2006
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give the man a prize! He knows the magic word!
August 23rd, 2006
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but is YTMND actually a WORD? :P
August 23rd, 2006
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Oh c'mon, I made a good sam jackson reference that deals with the wrong password... too bad it wasn't really the magic word.
August 23rd, 2006
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I liked your reference.
August 23rd, 2006
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rofl, nice
August 23rd, 2006
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It should say "what's the magic f*cking word?"
August 23rd, 2006
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5 stars for the jurassic park reference alone.
August 23rd, 2006
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creative
August 23rd, 2006
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I like what you did with the place. 4'd.
August 23rd, 2006
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Ooh! That's good! Clever!
August 23rd, 2006
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Now the sound played when I start my computer. :)
August 23rd, 2006
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Chonglis Victory!!!
August 23rd, 2006
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SAY WHAT AGAIN
August 23rd, 2006
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I'm now going to do this everytime I log on my computer.
August 23rd, 2006
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This was stolen from me. Please cite the correct sources then I'll 5 it. OMG kidding.
August 23rd, 2006
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LMFAO
August 23rd, 2006
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Ah ah ah... you didn't say the magic word!
August 23rd, 2006
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This concept has been done before, but the way you set up the login page is far more pwnage
August 23rd, 2006
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Wonder what the password is..... :)
August 23rd, 2006
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hah great idea
August 23rd, 2006
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took me like 45 sec 2 get i fail
August 23rd, 2006
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i cant believe i didnt think of this, funny stuff
August 23rd, 2006
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I strapped in. FIVE'D!!!
August 23rd, 2006
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"Mr. Jackson, what is your favorite word?" "well it's muthaf*cker, muthaf*cker"
August 23rd, 2006
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http://lazytownxp.ytmnd.com/
August 23rd, 2006
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i c
August 23rd, 2006
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Already been done but I like what you did with the login screen on this ine.
August 23rd, 2006
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I'm in tears now...thats funny sh*t
August 23rd, 2006
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Props to your name too...Did the Janitor give you the screenplay?
August 23rd, 2006
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Cite yo sh*t, n*gg*
August 23rd, 2006
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YES
August 23rd, 2006
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win
August 23rd, 2006
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rofl
August 23rd, 2006
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It was a 3 until the audio came in.
August 23rd, 2006
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Brilliant.
August 23rd, 2006
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FTW!
August 23rd, 2006
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Clever =D
August 23rd, 2006
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lol "sam f*cking jackson's kids"
August 23rd, 2006
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At least you admit that you're rehashing a joke from several weeks ago. Sooooo 3. (Also, subliminal vote 5 message in the password ftw.)
August 23rd, 2006
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bwahaha. I'm about to open some f*ckin' windows!
August 23rd, 2006
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i lol'd
August 23rd, 2006
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I'm about to open some f*cking windows.
August 23rd, 2006
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I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP! ★★★★★'d.
August 23rd, 2006
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this pwns so hard. His f*cking kids.
August 23rd, 2006
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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA F*CKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHA F*CKIN PLANE!
August 23rd, 2006
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I LOL'D OUT OF MY ASS!
August 23rd, 2006
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HAHA
August 23rd, 2006
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nice
August 23rd, 2006
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Yes...YES!
August 23rd, 2006
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lol, you need to make the second part of the audio louder though
August 23rd, 2006
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my favorite line
August 23rd, 2006
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heh..
August 23rd, 2006
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haha
August 23rd, 2006
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lmfao
August 23rd, 2006
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You must have some crazy dreams.
August 23rd, 2006
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Pork chop sandwiches
August 23rd, 2006
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I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF*CKIN' POP-UPS IN THIS MOTHERF*CKIN' INTERNET EXPLORER!
August 23rd, 2006
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heh, I lol'd :P
August 23rd, 2006
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lolololol
August 23rd, 2006
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Nice.
August 23rd, 2006
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hey man...chicks with big noses can be trusted...and what I think her over all appeal is the realness of her...of course thats somewhat ironic considering its FHM, but those who know the show understand. shes not some silicone packed celebrity skank, shes a real person. The appeal also comes from the cleavage though.
August 23rd, 2006
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"Sam F*ucking Jackson's Kids" made me lol
August 23rd, 2006
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crispy
August 23rd, 2006
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I wanna see his desktop!
August 23rd, 2006
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"Sam F*ucking Jackson's Kids" made me lol
August 23rd, 2006
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first
August 23rd, 2006
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Hey, I said someone had the idea first, though I was unaware until I did a search, and I figured the oppurtunity was too good to pass up, and besides, if every YTMND was original, there would be much less YTMND's in existence.
August 23rd, 2006
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Funny. Sexy. Dead on. Gunius.
August 23rd, 2006
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lool
August 23rd, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 23rd, 2006
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"if every YTMND was original, there would be much less YTMND's in existence." -there probably should be much less YTMND's in existence, but 5'd anyway.
August 23rd, 2006
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whahaha
August 23rd, 2006
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LMAO
August 23rd, 2006
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i'm gonna open the windows, ha i get it now :-P
August 23rd, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 23rd, 2006
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"I'm about to open some f*ckin' windows." hahahha
August 23rd, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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pst his pass word is snake
August 24th, 2006
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i rofled
August 24th, 2006
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haha
August 24th, 2006
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It is green.
August 24th, 2006
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4'd
August 24th, 2006
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I lol'd
August 24th, 2006
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Hahaha
August 24th, 2006
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oh wow, good one
August 24th, 2006
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funny.
August 24th, 2006
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funny
August 24th, 2006
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LMFAO.
August 24th, 2006
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Leave it as "I'm gonna open some f*cking windows" Has a much better ring to it.
August 24th, 2006
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you mean nix the "everybody strap in" and the "f*cked up repugnant sh*t" but leave "open some f*cking windows" and the start up sound?
August 24th, 2006
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SAM F*CKIN JACKONS'S KIDS.
August 24th, 2006
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So, what is the magic word?
August 24th, 2006
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this is the sh*t
August 24th, 2006
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I would say nix the repugnant sh*t and keep everything else :)
August 24th, 2006
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I concure
August 24th, 2006
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I'm about to open some f*cking Windows.
August 24th, 2006
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SAM F*CKING JACKSON.
August 24th, 2006
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And then at the end of the movie it shows Dr. Acula and the period get removed and the two words come together... to show Dracula.
August 24th, 2006
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
August 24th, 2006
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f*ckin great soundbyte !
August 24th, 2006
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am i just f*cked up in the head, or does "sam f*cking jackson's kids" read like some guy named sam is f*cking jackson's kids?
August 24th, 2006
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password - shaft
August 24th, 2006
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password = snake?
August 24th, 2006
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Win....
August 24th, 2006
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"gona open some windows" got me
August 24th, 2006
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I laughed.
August 24th, 2006
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I giggled, but it's too short.
August 24th, 2006
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made of 5 parts win per 2 parts good
August 24th, 2006
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Bacon tastes good.
August 24th, 2006
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ahahah
August 24th, 2006
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ROFL!
August 24th, 2006
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I LIKE TO EAT POISONS
August 24th, 2006
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hahaha I'm about to open some f*cking windows
August 24th, 2006
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Clever.
August 24th, 2006
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Nice, but 1'd until you cite sources.
August 24th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, funny. :D
August 24th, 2006
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Nice. Although I like the downvoters trying to be cool with their witty remarks here. Won't let them kill my buzz though. 5d that sh*t!
August 24th, 2006
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I keep my promises.
August 24th, 2006
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ic
August 24th, 2006
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5 if you take out the "repugnant sh-t part"
August 24th, 2006
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You should really take out the repugnant part...
August 24th, 2006
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This goes well with wild oats and a blow job.
August 24th, 2006
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I rofl'd
August 24th, 2006
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I should have thought of this. Damn.
August 24th, 2006
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Even though Windows really is f*cked up repugnant sh*t?
August 24th, 2006
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I lol'd many times
August 24th, 2006
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If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.
August 24th, 2006
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Bwahaha, well played, although the audio for the "f*cked up repugnant sh*t" quote is atrocious. Fix it for a 5.
August 24th, 2006
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Mmmm...that IS a tasty YTMND!
August 24th, 2006
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ololololololololololol
August 24th, 2006
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OMFG ROFL
August 25th, 2006
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I'll rip the audio from my own Pulp Fiction DVD soon, then I'll fix it.
August 25th, 2006
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Loved it, but I prefer the password being snake over ytmnd - more humor to it imho
August 25th, 2006
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I chuckled. Good stuff.
August 25th, 2006
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i dont think jackson is cool or anything but damn this was funny as hell awsome job bookmarked
August 25th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 26th, 2006
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AWESOME totally laughed my *ss off.
August 26th, 2006
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I didn't even notice the "what's the magic word". This is too f*cking Hilarious.
August 26th, 2006
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f*cking Windows. You're my hero
August 26th, 2006
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MY only question is does it really need the last part, after the windows log in noise? o well who cares....
August 27th, 2006
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OH MY GOD YOU'RE AWESOME! Fav'd. Samuel L. FTW!
August 27th, 2006
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password should be 6 letters. PLEASE
August 28th, 2006
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lol uber hax i downvoted lol
August 28th, 2006
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Lol'd.... Muthaf*ckin Windows.
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WINS
September 1st, 2006
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Thought it was kinda lame, then the sound came in. :)
September 1st, 2006
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Awesome
September 3rd, 2006
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w0000000
September 7th, 2006
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I might make an animated version where we see his desktop, but I'm lazy.
September 8th, 2006
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I try to cut back on my 5's, but sometimes I just can't help it
September 14th, 2006
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lollol
September 16th, 2006
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pretty good
September 21st, 2006
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5ed for Sam!
September 22nd, 2006
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that's a 5, muthaf*cker!
September 22nd, 2006
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sh*t...let me sync it...
September 22nd, 2006
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ahhh sh*t, sorry, now its all slow...I'll fix it!
September 22nd, 2006
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there...its as good as its gon' get.
September 25th, 2006
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i liked the way it was but w/e
September 30th, 2006
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Noob, thats a 98 BSOD. rofl 1 for that.
October 4th, 2006
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October 29th, 2006
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ha ha funny
January 23rd, 2007
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Put the animation back.
February 4th, 2007
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Great!
February 10th, 2007
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smurf ya, now that is some funny smurf
March 30th, 2007
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One of the easiest fives i've ever given
April 3rd, 2007
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XD Clever.
July 12th, 2007
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his password should be **********************************. I'll let you figure that out.
July 12th, 2007
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motherf*ckingsnakesonthismotherf*ckingplane?
July 12th, 2007
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actually "pleasegoddammitihatethishackercrap"
August 12th, 2007
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I'm doing this next time people are around.
March 8th, 2008
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clever
August 3rd, 2008
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You know something? I'll have a Samuel Jackson too. GOOD MOTHERF*CKING CHOICE MOTHERF*CKER!
April 18th, 2009
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i really like this