Star Trek's Best White Noise (Sound Fix)
Created on: August 25th, 2006
Star Trek's Best White Noise (Sound Fix)
The Star Fleet Warp Core is the most soothing sound in the history of anything...even the ocean. And yes, I know its technecly not a white noise, but you get the idea.

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August 25th, 2006
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ahhhhhhhh...
August 25th, 2006
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oooh..I want to touch it...
August 25th, 2006
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Duhh duhh...Duhh duhh...
August 25th, 2006
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hmmm i see what you mean
August 25th, 2006
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sounds like the phase injectors might be off by about .02 degrees
December 14th, 2011
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That's what happens when you take the port nacel plasma conduits offline for routine maintenance despite having stopped at starbase 97 just two months prior. IF YOU'VE ALREADY STOPPED FOR THE BARYON SWEEP, GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR PHASE INJECTORS CALIBRATED.
August 25th, 2006
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If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.
August 25th, 2006
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My Toilet has a Warp core sound, myes
August 25th, 2006
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souds like a kitten purring
August 25th, 2006
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I could sleep to this.
August 25th, 2006
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sweet
August 25th, 2006
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oooooooooo......ahhhhhhhhhh
August 25th, 2006
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is it just me or do you seem like a nerd? And yes i watch star trek but it's nerds like you that make the genre unappealing to watch
August 25th, 2006
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I love white noise.
August 25th, 2006
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is it just me or does muffin man seem like an insecure prick? As an aside, I agree with afronight: It sounds like the warp core was sampled a kitten purring.
August 25th, 2006
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mama?
August 25th, 2006
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This is actually a stlye of ytmnd's you won't see much of, but I do enjoy it.
August 25th, 2006
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It is green.
August 25th, 2006
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yey!!
August 25th, 2006
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thought for sure this would be nedm
August 25th, 2006
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Good thing I'm not in Starfleet Engineering. That sound would lull me to sleep.
August 26th, 2006
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rrr rrr rrr beep beep beep rrr
August 26th, 2006
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Agreed
August 26th, 2006
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So peacefull.
August 26th, 2006
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The Matter-Antimatter containment unit has been breached! Warp Core failure immanent! RUUNNNNNNNNN.
August 26th, 2006
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I want one! :0
August 26th, 2006
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That's not white noise.
August 26th, 2006
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Thanks. This may come in handy as a sleep aid if I run into another bout of insomnia.
August 26th, 2006
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Great loop.
August 26th, 2006
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dilithium crystals ftw
August 26th, 2006
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The F-ing Warp Core!
August 26th, 2006
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It is.
August 26th, 2006
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Boring.
August 26th, 2006
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5'd for detailed credits.
August 26th, 2006
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It's like being back in the womb.
August 26th, 2006
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this totally needs a 3500 Hz square wave to kick in after 5 seconds =D
August 26th, 2006
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I hear nothing
August 26th, 2006
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But but but!!!! What about the medi-puter from the original series? This comes a close second, however.
August 26th, 2006
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Pink noise, probably not white, but I jsut want to be a f*ggot
August 26th, 2006
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Im gonna install one in my room now
August 26th, 2006
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bwoom ... bwoom ... bwoom ... five ... bwoom ...
August 26th, 2006
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Wouldn't it be more of an ambiance noice then a white noise?
August 26th, 2006
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Long live the pulse.
August 26th, 2006
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hmm, cant hear ne sound with f-fox. :O lol foxsux.
August 26th, 2006
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So simple, so lulling....zzzzz...
August 26th, 2006
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Coolant Leak! We got a Coolant Leak!
August 26th, 2006
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ahh, going about warp 6. those injectors do need recalibrated.
August 26th, 2006
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soothing
August 26th, 2006
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I could listen to that all day.
August 26th, 2006
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i cant look away
August 26th, 2006
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sounds like sex
August 26th, 2006
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great loop
August 26th, 2006
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Scary... o_O!
August 26th, 2006
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STAR TREK SUCKS.
August 26th, 2006
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I always loved the warp core sound.
August 26th, 2006
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that gives me a boner
August 26th, 2006
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It probably seems soothing to us because the muffled pulsing probably sounds much like one might imagine their mother's heart when in the womb. The sound is utlizing all sorts of subconcious triggers to relax us.
August 26th, 2006
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ZZzzzzzz...
August 26th, 2006
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I'm no Trekkie but I used to love watching The Next Generation... also, 5 for "F-ing Warp Core" and the "muffled pulsing" comment, which is probably correct, strangely enough...
August 26th, 2006
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omg dude that's...so....relaxing...I wish I lived there and could listen to it
August 26th, 2006
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I prefer the "wosh" noise of the doors
August 26th, 2006
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Yeah, the pulse thing makes sense.
August 26th, 2006
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5'd for dilithium crystals, the greatest fictional invention ever
August 26th, 2006
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THis is cool. I dig it. Also, at time of post, you've got 256 votes! Yay for the powers of two! Yay for me being a proud nerd =D
August 26th, 2006
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The sound is too soft, you have to turn the volume up if you're basing the YTMND off the sound. Also, my vote makes you Worthwhile, congrats!
August 26th, 2006
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yeah. I could sleep to that sh*t.
August 26th, 2006
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Listen to that Kitten Purr. God-DAMN that's just sweet.
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It is quite soothing now that I think about it.
August 26th, 2006
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More soothing that "Vulcan Love Slave 13: Blood Fever At The Targ Ranch".
August 26th, 2006
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win
August 26th, 2006
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almost sounds like it's saying "come rub my penis"
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Doesn't sound like it covers enough frequencies to be considered white. White power!
August 26th, 2006
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5'd because I think it made the dog fall asleep...
August 26th, 2006
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Win.
August 26th, 2006
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i need one of those.
August 26th, 2006
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*falls asleep*
August 26th, 2006
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I don't get it.
August 26th, 2006
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mmm laforge has been treating you good mrs.warpcore.....
August 26th, 2006
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Even with speakers turned up, I can barly hear it.
August 26th, 2006
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I've had this sh*t playing for a few hours now... mmmmmmm
August 26th, 2006
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cranking it up, falling it sleep
August 27th, 2006
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Heh, nice.
August 27th, 2006
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I like it, but I wish it was louder. The noise is too soft for me.
August 27th, 2006
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It is green.
August 27th, 2006
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2'd becuase whatever sound there is is just too damn low. And don;t anyone flame me for "not getting" that the sound was too low because hat was part of the joke F U the sound sucks so this gets a 2
August 27th, 2006
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Heh.
August 27th, 2006
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It's kind of soothing, I could fall alseep to this right now....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
August 27th, 2006
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Excellent, but boost the sound.
August 27th, 2006
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Too bad Geordie almost makes it blow up in every few episodes, causing random consoles to explode!
August 27th, 2006
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I will have this playing 24/7 now as ambient background!
August 27th, 2006
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I wish you could of had a better sound, althoug I agree it is one heck of a white noise.. it could easily help to go to sleep :P
August 27th, 2006
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it purrs and purrs then something goes wrong and Geordi needs to perform his epic maneuver
August 27th, 2006
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meh
August 27th, 2006
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woah..
August 27th, 2006
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Too bad I DONT HAVE ONE
August 27th, 2006
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It will retail for 599$ US dollars.
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It's so relaxing even though I know it could kill me at any time, like of like being inside my mother's womb.
August 27th, 2006
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i don't get it
August 27th, 2006
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Well, since it's a repeating sound... it's not white noise. It is soothing though.
August 27th, 2006
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The warp core is not a big truck, its not something you just dump something on... Its a series of tubes!
August 27th, 2006
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yeah i wouldn't call it white noise...it's like what you'd hear in the womb...very nice
August 27th, 2006
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You never realize how hypnotic that is until you hear it all by itself.
August 27th, 2006
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I think it has that kind of nice "warm" quality because it resembles a soothing heart beat. If only more things sounded like that and not like annoying buzzes and beeps.
August 27th, 2006
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Fav'd. You win.
August 27th, 2006
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The greatest sound effect of all time
August 27th, 2006
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Could listen for hours...
August 27th, 2006
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Fived for Galaxy Class warp core.
August 27th, 2006
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Foomfoomfoom....Foomfoomfoom....Foomfoomfoom....
August 27th, 2006
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Damnit... my sound card drivers are screwed again... I'll just have to build my own warp-core
August 27th, 2006
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Ambient sound is not white noise. White noise is static, hiss.
December 28th, 2009
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White noise is any steady, unvarying, unobtrusive sound. It can be static, sure, but also rainfall, a large crowd, the hum of an engine, fan or computer....
August 27th, 2006
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Indeed
August 27th, 2006
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Does that turn anyone else on? Mmmmmm...warp core.
August 28th, 2006
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the accoustic signature doesnt sound right!
August 28th, 2006
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+5 because it's so goddamn awesome, -1 because you have no f*cking clue what white noise is
August 29th, 2006
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i like
September 3rd, 2006
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No, neither white nor pink, but that's okay. Know what it sounds EXACTLY like ? A pregnant mother's heartbeat, to the fetus. Very soothing at a primal level.
September 3rd, 2006
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Oh, hey, my favorite comment on this page: "is it just me or do you seem like a nerd? And yes i watch star trek but it's nerds like you that make the genre unappealing to watch" ... You can't have it both ways, pard - you WATCH it (not to mention you're on internets) = automatic nerd. LIVE WITH IT. LEARN TO LOVE IT.
September 16th, 2006
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"A pregnant mother's heartbeat, to the fetus." Already said that boomaga.
September 22nd, 2006
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Nice sounds, but don't look directly into the light or you may never tear away.
January 11th, 2007
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I just realized that I've been waiting for some headphones to rate this. Now I've got some. 5'd.
June 11th, 2008
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fact: the sound for the warp core is actuly a cat purring slightly edited but still a cats purr nontheless
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astute observ
March 29th, 2010
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