The Atheist Test
Created on: August 26th, 2006
The Atheist Test
I stole the text off of a pamphlet I got from someone and put the pictures in myself

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August 26th, 2006
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f*ck you!
August 26th, 2006
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Ancient canard, easily refuted.
August 26th, 2006
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Not only is the sound highly annoying, you're using old and disproven "tests" like how the eye is so complex that it must be made by God (oversimplify much?) Here is the link if you actually care. http://atheism.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/ce/3/part8.html
August 26th, 2006
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Yeah, do you listen to any refutations ever, or do you just stick your fingers in your ears and yell?
August 26th, 2006
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f*ck you twice!
August 26th, 2006
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your questions are ridiculous, most things you said are completely irrevelent, and everything you said was absolutely biased and easily refuted, as said earlier. i used to be christian until i realized how dumb it was.
August 26th, 2006
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ok, where do i start? Sure, I agree we don't have ample knowledge to say "there is no god" but thats also goes for the statement "there is a god" And any evidence there is for a God in no way in evidence that Jesus is God or that Christianity is right. Agnosticism, ftw. I'll give you a 2 for the effort though.
August 26th, 2006
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dude, get yeady to die
August 26th, 2006
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1'd for trying to spread your religion.
August 26th, 2006
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Your argument is elegant, but I will 1 any political or evangelical YTMNDs. This is not a place for your petty arguments. BTW, I'm quite agnostic already thank you.
August 26th, 2006
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I am 100% sure that you suck. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True-believer_syndrome
August 26th, 2006
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burn in hell you atheist and jews youll all pay when you die
August 26th, 2006
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Could've been done better. Try using the mouse trap theory. Without one piece of a mouse trap, it doesn't work at all and the chances of it forming through evolution is impossible...and there are 8 pieces to this trap. For blood coagulation to have evolved, which requires hundreds of different chemicals at once, is impossible...just like the mouse trap.
August 26th, 2006
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Zariel, also ancient canard, easily refuted.
August 26th, 2006
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Here's a quiz for you: are you a)a creepy religious nut, b)a sheep who still has an imaginary friend, c)under-educated & over-opinionated, or d) all of the above. And here's a bonus hint: THE ANSWER IS D!!!!
August 26th, 2006
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Atheism> Religion. You Failed.
August 26th, 2006
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you fail. you sponsor you're own site, it's too long, it insults anyone with half a brain, and you don't let in for other arguments. Atheism is a choice that people make. Do you see Atheists on the street openly imposting on people to become an Atheist? No, because most Atheists respect the choices of others. I find that a large amount of Christians feel compelled to impose their religion on others. How 'bout they let people think for themselves and drop it. You fail at controversy, good day.
August 26th, 2006
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peterguy, you are an atheist about 99.9 % of all gods that ever were written about, whether ancient Greek or Eypytian or the more known modern ones. Only a complete douchebag considers flaws of evolutionary theory to thus be proof of the Christian God.
August 26th, 2006
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I must applaud you for putting something like this on probably one of the cruelest websites on the internet. Also, DarkElf: STFU.
August 26th, 2006
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There is no god no stop using YTMND to spread the gospel! lol gospel
August 26th, 2006
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This is religon created 5000 years ago by people that had no f***** how anything worked so they said god made it. If this was true why would there be so many religons? I have so much evidence there is no god. Want more you religous bitch? Just ask I can prove any part of your sh*tty bible wrong.
August 26th, 2006
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Go burn in your imaginary hell. F*****
August 26th, 2006
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ur a tard posting this on this site...evryone has there own opinions yes, but thru almost evry slide of this ytmnd i had an answer negating the one u expected to b correct but only one worth stating. how can u say there IS a god. is not saying there is a god an absolute statement as well? u have no real proof there is one
August 26th, 2006
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Your next question should be. How much of a f*ggot is peterguy? 1:A big one, 2:A big one, or 3: A big one
August 26th, 2006
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Talk to Thomas Edison about religon and he would f*** up your bitchy christian mind.
August 26th, 2006
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You'd have to be pretty dumb to be SURE god doesn't exist
August 26th, 2006
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You're right. I'm converted. Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster! I am graced by your noodly appendage!
August 26th, 2006
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You know, I could spend time refuting this, but my intellect would be wasted on a moron such as yourself. Don't pray on my YTMND. I won't think in your church. One'd.
August 26th, 2006
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"If i dont do as god says i'm going to hell. Youare the messenger of god, and god tells you what he wants changed in the world."
August 26th, 2006
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Personally, I believe in God, but I believe that God is too great for one true religion.
August 26th, 2006
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As for the whole hell concept, it's one big contradiction. The Bible says that God loves you, but if you're bad or if you don't believe in Jesus, you'll go to hell. That's like having a mom or dad who loves you very much, yet if you don't eat your vegetables or clean your room, he/she will kill you. It's senseless.
August 26th, 2006
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Also, personally, I believe in a God that loves you unconditionally. Giving God negative emotions such as anger, jealousy, avarice, and vengeance makes God seem weak and human.
August 26th, 2006
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Plus, I don't believe that it's fair that people in remote parts of the world who have never heard of Jesus have to go to hell, anyway. That's illogical, and it doesn't make any sense.
August 26th, 2006
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stop forcing your f*cking beliefs
August 26th, 2006
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Of course, most Christians will combat these arguments with Bible quotes, but they don't realize that there are 26 different versions of the Bible, and that the Bible has been altered too many times throughout history to be trusted. Besides the Bible, there's nothing else to prove that hell exists.
August 26th, 2006
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Adding to my previous post, most Christians will argue that the King James Bible is the only true Bible, even though the King James Bible wasn't published until Shakespeare's time.
August 26th, 2006
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lol at ollj! but seriously i thought this was joke at first...then i was like...OMG hes serious!!! i just felt sad then
August 26th, 2006
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lol
August 26th, 2006
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lol raged atheists
August 26th, 2006
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YTMND is not the place for religious discussion. You're intentions might be benevolent but an internet humor site is the right medium for this kind of subject matter.
August 26th, 2006
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Explain Coconuts. I didn't think so. When you figure out why you disbelieve all gods but one, you'll see why I believe in no gods at all.
August 26th, 2006
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ONE'D FOR SPRAEDING RELIGINS!1!!! *votes five on all atheism sites*
August 26th, 2006
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lack of proof is not proof. while no one can prove god does or does not exist, assuming "a creator" does exist because our intellect isn't capable of explaining the majority of the known universe or reality is just as absurd as saying there is no gold in china. also, this ytmnd is way too f*cking long and serious. go away.
August 26th, 2006
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ummm... okay look peterguy this religon was made thousands of years ago when people had no cule what anything was. You can't tell me you believe in the story of creation! It's so ridculous. For you people that only believe in the new testament, and not the old. Cut it out Jesus talked with Satan in the bible and Satan was included in creation. When he refused to bow down to Adam. (WTF? It dosen't make any sense) Peterguy why? why? stop being christian, stop hating homosexuals and non believers. Okay?
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wow. that was just pure idiocy. because someone created a coke can, god exists. how about all the other foods that don't naturally fit into a human mouth, dipsh*t?
August 26th, 2006
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I was with you until you went off on Christianity being the only true path to God. Me? I believe in God, but I certainly don't believe in the shortsighted, self-righteous crap you're spewing. 2 for effort.
August 26th, 2006
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5'd just for balance
August 26th, 2006
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lol a lot of angst flying up in here. 5 for balance
August 26th, 2006
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Coca cola cans don't sexually reproduce, dumbass. The "complex things must have a creator" is not a valid argument against evolution. You're trying to use broken logic to justify beliefs you already had. Please stop.
August 26th, 2006
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um, at the end you have "your going" instead of "you're going". Other than that I thought it was clever.
August 26th, 2006
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1'd for spreading such bullsh*t.
August 26th, 2006
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Awesome, loved it.
August 26th, 2006
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I've been watching YTMND for months without registering, but I actually registered just to downvote this YTMND. 1. Enjoy.
August 26th, 2006
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Well done, even though most of the arguments are easily refuted canards.
August 26th, 2006
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And by the way, bananas aren't naturally like that. They were selectively bred and then propagated by grafting. Once again, you fail.
August 26th, 2006
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although i applaud the effort displayed, you have resented erroneous information and malfunctioning logic. One'd.
August 26th, 2006
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you have strong evidence of a higher power (though i am still anatheist), but even if there is a god, there is no proof that the biblical interpretation of god is the true one. Oranges example fails: If you drop all those oranges they probable won't make rows, but there are billions of planets with no intelligent life. why? the oranges didn't line up for those billion, but it did for earth.
August 26th, 2006
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NOT FUNNY GET THE F*CK OFF YTMND AND STOP SPONSERING YOUR GAY SITES
August 26th, 2006
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5'd for a Christian YTMNDer, and for the lawls at everyone getting so pissed at something as simple as this.
August 26th, 2006
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XD at everyone getting angry. I'm an atheist but I agree something had to start life before natural selection started to take place. Look at how angry they are XD.
August 26th, 2006
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3 for being clever until you started quoting the bible.
August 26th, 2006
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you mentioned the banana defense = you lose
August 26th, 2006
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yay I worship an invisable man who lives in the sky who demands to be loved and damns and saves everyone and whos son is a bastered who came back from the dead (was a zombie) to save every one as long as they belived in this sh*t you poor tool this religon was made to control pepole in the midevel era.
August 26th, 2006
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1'd, because logic beats religion. EVERY TIME.
August 26th, 2006
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:|
August 26th, 2006
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lolol, ctrl + c and ctrl + v doesn't make you look smart, pal.
August 26th, 2006
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i'm with scott, probably needs more religions... 1'd for sponsering yourself as well...
August 26th, 2006
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oh snap
August 26th, 2006
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What's funny is how the gay sex ytmnd got all the fives while this one got all the ones. Just an easy observation.
August 26th, 2006
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Also one of my freinds in college (studying to be a historian) has found that hell was a place were they burend trash in jurusealem. In a typo in one of the first version of the bible a common belife occured that this was were souls were burend. In later versions of the bible (medievel time) they encorperated this in to better control the peasents from revolting against there horiable living conditions. and, nobody is going to change there ideas of big things over a ytmnd so pls stop trying
August 26th, 2006
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lol creationism!
August 26th, 2006
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great audio by the way
August 26th, 2006
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ispo is right about the bannana thing too dumbass
August 26th, 2006
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wow, there are a lot of angry people here. I guess the truth that we are not in control angers people. ATTN Atheists: Get off your high horses and LOOK AROUND! everything in nature points towards a maker.
August 26th, 2006
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Hehehe. I like all the negative comments. Who knew atheists were such angry people?
August 27th, 2006
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there is a place in hell for people like peterguy. ^_^
August 27th, 2006
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Being a smart man I will say this: I am sure there is a god of some form because it isn't possible otherwise. However, what form that god takes is not certain in any way/shape/form. thirdly you never read the bible, hell is destroied in revalation, no one burns according to chrisian faith.
August 27th, 2006
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you fail at brainwash
August 27th, 2006
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"I stole the text off of a pamphlet" Stealing isn't the Christian thing to do.
August 27th, 2006
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way too long. boring and all such nonsense.
August 27th, 2006
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even max dissaproves
August 27th, 2006
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I'ts ignorent people like peterguy that make me ashamed to be christian.
August 27th, 2006
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i don't know what's worse, the music or your "points"
August 27th, 2006
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I still don't see why you can't believe in God and evolution at the same time, they don't seem mutually exclusive to me.
August 27th, 2006
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gravity, 2 atoms hit each other..then there gravitational force recruted 3..4...5...eventauly planets formed..and eventualy some form of heat sparked up life...so, you going to deny gravity? drop a knife 10 feet above your head
August 27th, 2006
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Very nice, I'm definitely going to use this. Ignore the haters, Jesus promised we'd be hated, after all.
August 27th, 2006
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M-M-M-MASSIVE FAIL: Coke and humans are different
August 27th, 2006
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not to mention how the bible contradicts itself and says all athiests and evil...im pretty sure a athiest discovered the first light bulb witch lead to the invention of the computer your on
August 27th, 2006
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Suck my Panthiest Athiest balls. Evolution occurs do to COMPLEX LIVING ORGANISMS having RANDOM GENETIC MUTATION which is spread to the population if it better suits the environment. Trying to justify the existance of something by saying "there isnt enough knowledge yet" is mute, because you still cant prove it! You cant say something exists because you cant disprove it!
August 27th, 2006
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1'd for loaded questions
August 27th, 2006
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Made by peterguy
August 27th, 2006
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Sponsoring your own ytmnd doesn't make it any good. Sure it seems like you put a lot of work into it it seems. But you make an arguement so I have to judge on the argument. The coca cola can is shaped as it is because humans made it. God made the aluminum and we had to look for it, mine it(Actually I have no idea how we get aluminum) take the raw aluminum and shape it into a can that hey! holy sh*t, something we made is perfect for our use! Praise the lord!
August 27th, 2006
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You know whats funny about conservative christians trying to use science to "prove" there is a god? They do it all wrong. Scientist use facts and try to find a supporting conclusion. The blind religious use conclusions and try to find supporting fact.
August 27th, 2006
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I'm giving you a 5 just for having the balls to put this up here. I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue if someone put up a pro-Scientology pamphlet on YTMND!
August 27th, 2006
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That all said, I'll admit the entire message of Christianity is unappealing to me. If people are too sinful to go to heaven, then they don't *deserve* to go to heaven and shouldn't, regardless if they believe in Christ or not.
August 27th, 2006
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Fails at logic.
August 27th, 2006
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God allowed me to downvote this site!
August 27th, 2006
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Nice
August 27th, 2006
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Nobody can be sure of ANYTHING, its about belief, you pick an explanation and go with it, we do this all the time. I consider myself an atheist because I think its failry obvious that all religion is created by man to make life easier, and not because its true, the lack of evidence of religeon and the fear of death in man point to this. I could just as easily tell someone that I was God and offer no evidence. I dont consider myself agnostic because even though I cant know for sure, Im all but sure.
August 27th, 2006
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You're an idiot.
August 27th, 2006
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I'll be damned if there is a God.
August 27th, 2006
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I may not be able to prove there's not god, but you can't prove there is, nor can you prove your little book is truely his word (which it isn't)
August 27th, 2006
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heh funny that half the people are like "TEH MOOSIK SUKS" when it's from mario paint, and in any other ytmnd would probably get 5's for it. open your eyes a little.
August 27th, 2006
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Do you know of any god that didn't have a creator? Yes / No
August 27th, 2006
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you make a good point about gold in china but that point would imply that the burden of proof is on you to prove that there is a god. Otherwise I could also make the same claim about a flying spagetti monster.
August 27th, 2006
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I gots a few things to say to the whole idea of creationism and evolutionism. First of all, yes, the odds are very slim we'd be created by pure chance. About as slim as we'd be created in some other way to suit the universe's conditions. It's not merely a "Oh, this happened by pure chance" more of a "This sequence happened which lead to the outcome". We can look at it this way, lay out a deck of cards, seperated into 2 choices each, making it seem like a tree, having a piece of string connect to another---
August 27th, 2006
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Wrong, stupid, and worst of all, the cardinal sin... boring as hell.
August 27th, 2006
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Furthermore, it is downright absurd to suggest that an all powerful being created the universe 12 Billion years ago, sat around doing nothing for the next 7.5 Billion years until the creation of the Earth, took a little 4.4 Billion year vacation after that, in which he created man.
August 27th, 2006
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of 2 cards. Your friend knows which 2, then asks you to pick one of them from behind his back. Whichever one you pick, place it back to it's original position, and move onto the next set of 2, until you run out of sets. You now have a single card at the very end, with an actual 1/52 chance you would chose it. YET, it doesn't matter what card you picked in the end cause you didn't know what you were looking for. The chance that we developed eyes were low, but that's not to say we couldn't develop some--
August 27th, 2006
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other organ to let us "see". Also, about the banana, I have a quiz for you. Which animal can use the banana as well as a human? A) Orangutan, B) Gorilla, C) Any monkey.
August 27th, 2006
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lawl, so many flaws. let me go into more detail. electrons in atoms are completely random and it is unknowable of their position and velocity. you're argument that the "atom to the universe is ordered" is false. then, you're argument that since atheists "dont know" if there is a god they are agnostics applies to christians too. they dont it either. hence everyone is agnostic, whoohoo. finally, you're a f*cktard.
August 27th, 2006
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Nice job sponsoring yourself to get on the front page. Keep your religion to yourself, douchebag.
August 27th, 2006
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How do you know that we don't have all the knowledge in the universe? Do you have it yourself? That's the only way you could know if we didn't have it, in which case you'd be contradicting yourself.
August 27th, 2006
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That was an amazing waste of time
August 27th, 2006
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Ok. Where to start? First off, the only church I've seen try to farm believers more than Christianity is Scientology, and that is saying something. Second, What is it with Christians and trying to convert everyone? I'm atheist, proud of it, but not because it goes against your beliefs. I'm proud because it's my belief. Just like gay people are proud to be gay because it's part of who they are, not because it brings discomfort to everyone around them.
August 27th, 2006
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I'd be most any religion besides christian. CHRISTAINS HATE EVERY OTHER RELIGION. Heh. And besides, you sponsor'd yer own site to "Spread the word". Just not right. I thought this one might actually be good, it's just a "lol, god does exist, i can prove that he doesnt not exist, lol"
August 27th, 2006
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And my card analogy was encorperating that the universe happened to be created in this way, thus we all adapted to it. Didn't notice til now that I left out that part.
August 27th, 2006
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I love the fact that you flame people for beliefs, yet your whole arguement, and religion, is based on faith and belief. Awesome hypocracy.
August 27th, 2006
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A; please stop sponsoring your own sites just to get attention. B; you have too much hubris. you're convinced you're right with no proof, yet you claim that the other side is wrong and you're right, when both have the same problem. Grow up and use your head.
August 27th, 2006
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very entertaining.
August 27th, 2006
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Just wanted to note that I believe in God and this site is still retarded.
August 27th, 2006
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So we should become religious out of fear? That is the point you are obviously trying to make at the end. Life is too bizarre for us to think that we have it all figured out, and you should have just left it at that. Stop pushing your views on others like a c*cky f*ck and go to sleep. You have church tomorrow. YTMND does need the money though. Good on you for that!
August 27th, 2006
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I could tell from the title that this was gonna be a PeterGuy site. I didn't bother watching it (no offense) but as a fellow donater to YTMND I will 5 you.
August 27th, 2006
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Well I am trying to vote 5 but for some reason it wont let me vote at all....
August 27th, 2006
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Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of his final arguement, that we should believe out of fear. Oldest christian arguement ever, and the biggest converter. Lol @ cowards. 2 things to that arguement. 1. I know, rather, I believe enough not to fear hell. 2. If I'm wrong, I'm going to hell if I convert or not. Integrity ftw.
August 27th, 2006
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Logical fallacies or no, at least you're giving cash to YTMND. But the bannana theory you've given can also be explained by co-adaptive evoluationary traits, where a plant that finds a successfull way to attract pollinators does better than others...Plus, trying to prove faith via factual evidence is a bit counter-productive. :)
August 27th, 2006
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What max said.
August 27th, 2006
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you know, in a sense the command banana that you buy in the store today is designed by humans. In fact, they have been cross breed so much over time that they cannot reproduce on their own anymore, they are all basically clones of the same plant putting them in danger of going extinct. A "wild" plantain is not so "well designed" for human consumption (tends to be smaller, harder to peel and have seeds).
August 27th, 2006
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Horrible logic and analogies. I won't waste time refuting everything you said but the most glaring hole I should point out is that you distinguish between an atheist and agnostic as though they were 2 mutually exclusive categories. An atheist is anyone who lacks belief in god. An agnostic believes they cannot know whether or not god exists, therefore lacks a belief in god. An atheist is to an agnostic as a quadrilateral is to a square. You are referring to strong atheism.
August 27th, 2006
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i just deleted a practical essay on the f*cktardness of this, but no1 is going to read it anyways, so im gonna say 1 thing. THIS IS RETARDED http://openyoureyes.ytmnd.com/ also c*cks
August 27th, 2006
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you are the dumbasses that make analogies that make no sense, its like arguing with women.
August 27th, 2006
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i only watched about half of this but man I always turned on that song in mario paint. it makes me so happy. i'll watch the rest of this later
August 27th, 2006
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how can you buy into this bullsh*t? go to college my friend, go to a christian college even, talk to someone with a doctorate degree, see how f*cking idiotic this ytmnd is
August 27th, 2006
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words cannot describe how much you suck.
August 27th, 2006
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you are awesome for making this... fav'd!
August 27th, 2006
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It should be noted that the Banana we're used to, the Cavendish, is a special dessert banana that is bred specifically to be eaten. It is genetically "too perfect" and would die off if it weren't for human domestication. "Natural" bananas are actually hard, terrible tasting and have huge seeds.. not really the type for human eating.. they also have a reddish-brown peel when they're ripe. So the only you proved is that humans have created their own perfect fruit by evolutionary change, way to go.
August 27th, 2006
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It was fine until you said mention "perhaps your love for sin is clouding your judgement". Religion is not a prerequisite for morality, it's unfortunate that you had to include that mistake. Then you go on to threaten people with hell if they are not "100% certain of god". Yeah, using scare tactics is a great way to prove your point... lmao, need I continue?
August 27th, 2006
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lol @ 14-year-old's forced to go to church and take their anger out on you
August 27th, 2006
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forget the nay sayers man, GREAT ytmnd, 5'd
August 27th, 2006
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.... Also I feel that religion is a personal lifestyle choice and someone should not be religious just for fear of going to hell, that is ridiculous. Let people believe what they want to believe. You get a 2 for mario paint music.
August 27th, 2006
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YTMND is not your personal forum for religious beliefs. Suck a c*ck.
August 27th, 2006
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What I find interesting is that humans are arrogant enough to believe the universe REALLY was created just for them. It's like telling kids about Santa Claus so they'll behave well. Wouldn't it be magical if we go to this great big heaven so we don't have to fear death anymore? ..or you could accept the fact that we're mortal, and move on with your life. Perhaps you could try helping other people because it makes you feel good instead of believing you'll be rewarded with karma in the afterlife?
August 27th, 2006
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*Sigh*
August 27th, 2006
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Perhaps the most confusing of some people's beliefs is the fact that they assume written words of the bible (easily manipulatable by humans throughout history) are in fact perfectly intact messages from God. Wouldn't you be worried the messages could be perverted by Satan? Ironically, you could all be following Satan's trap, and going to hell by believing the bible.
August 27th, 2006
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I think trying to prove or disprove the existence of god through science is incredibly stupid and so is your argument of the oranges. Suppose the oranges fell into any other formation? If we took a snapshot of this formation and thought about what the odds were of it forming exactly to THAT formation, we would still find it astronomical.
August 27th, 2006
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1'd for flawed logic and silly fairy tales.
August 27th, 2006
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Truly though, humans are simply dumb animals. I am, as are you, and everyone else. We have but 5 animal senses to absorb information, and a simple mind to analyze the data. Helen Keller only had the use of 3 senses, she couldn't see colors, but does that mean colors don't exist? How are we to know endless information couldn't be obtained through 10, 100, 1000, million, billion senses? If you believe you can understand the universe and origins of life with 5 senses and a human brain, good for you.
August 27th, 2006
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thou shall not steal
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I stopped reading once you took Darwin's quote out of context. In its proper context it is a proper pro-evolution argument. Maybe you should read for yourself instead of blindly following conversative claptrap.
August 27th, 2006
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You make a valid point about the possibility of an intelligent designer. Many great minds from Einstein to Leonardo have stated this. Your mistake is in trying to associate religion with spirituality. Religion has for centuries entrapped mankind and pinned us against each other. It has caused corruption and death and still to this day causes hatred. Is this an act of a divine spirit? You had my respect until you told us all we were going to hell for not believing in Jesus. You seem like an intelligent
August 27th, 2006
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so I'd suggest you free yourself from their mind control and come to your own decisions on what or who "God" is. Do ever find yourself questioning certain aspects of what they tell you? There is likely a good reason for this. You cannot believe an altered book from 1500 or more years ago, from a time when leaders had to scare their people into believing that the boogyman would get them if they did not listen.
August 27th, 2006
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hey dumbass! if you promise not to pray on ytmnd, i'll promise not to think in your church. if you want to teach christianity on mYTMND, then give equal parts to all theories: One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
August 27th, 2006
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Zeus shall smite you, nonbeliever. *sends lightning bolt*
August 27th, 2006
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oh yes. and thank you for wasting so much of tonight's time.
August 27th, 2006
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Your "50 oranges" theory is from an entirely wrong standpoint. You say that the universe couldnt have been formed through near impossibility to near impossibility countless times. If you took those fifty oranges and dropped them over and over for eternity, then eventually, they will land in perfect rows, all facing the same way, exactly spaced to the nano-milimeter. Existence has had plenty of time to form, my friend. Eventually, you WILL get every combination of circumstances that are possible.
August 27th, 2006
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This dosen't prove gods existence as much as it proves desperation for proof. I believe in god and I believe he dosen't care if you don't believe in him.
August 27th, 2006
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You dont take into account the incomprehensible amount of times the universe has almost formed, and there are also an infinite amount of parallel universes, we were just very lucky to become what we are. You take it for granted because we HAVE been formed. Your thinking is very small minded.
August 27th, 2006
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It's time to study mutations, and the countless research on the history of amino acids and proteins, my friend.
August 27th, 2006
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please dont delete this, we want to look back on how f*cking stupid you were / are
August 27th, 2006
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Just cause the people on here would get the reference http://peterguypkmn.ytmnd.com/
August 27th, 2006
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You're a tenacious one, aren't you?
August 27th, 2006
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good times
August 27th, 2006
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you must hate yourself right about now
August 27th, 2006
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Here's the thing about statistics. If you use enough factors, anything becomes infinitely like and infinitely unlikely of happening.
August 27th, 2006
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That's the beauty of religion, and the downside. It's absolutly impossible to prove or disprove it. So just shut the f*ck up.
August 27th, 2006
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needs more NEDM
August 27th, 2006
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STOLEN text, huh? at least you were less forceful with your views in this ytmnd than with incredible exploits. I remain unconvinced that our inability as a species as of present to xplain the underlying order of the universe neccessarily implies the existence of a divine creator.
August 27th, 2006
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Furthermore, Christianity is not the only religion. How are any of them less valid than Christianity in claiming that it is the 'TRUE' religion and that Cristianity is wrong?
August 27th, 2006
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You're quite talented at getting ytmnd in an uproar about your personal beliefs, though. It's intellectually stimulating material, even if I don't buy it.
August 27th, 2006
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To Peterguy: Personaly i think that ytmnd just isnt the place for Spiritual/Scientific discussions. But to make a small comment. The fact is we do not know if there is a god or if there isnt...for all we know even the f*cking FSM could be the real god. Humanity is just not at the point in Evoloution where we can know. the YTMND itself did not have any real value to it (not funney,artistic,realy f*cking awesome) so i am going to give it a 2.
August 27th, 2006
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interesting stuff but I was dissapointed you adressed the term god and god only and not paganism which is where all modern religions were originally built upon from.
August 27th, 2006
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more tired ID trash. Claiming over and over that "it's too hard and we can't explain it" even though it's not too hard and we already have explained it doesn't really neccisarily invent the supernatural just because you say so.
August 27th, 2006
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LAME
August 27th, 2006
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You lose at independent thought. Also, Ockam's Razor.
August 27th, 2006
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here's $12,000 for my e-meter
August 27th, 2006
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who made God?
August 27th, 2006
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I thought this felt like a pamplet. I am a Christian and I hate the pamplets.
August 27th, 2006
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Poor Downvoters...actually got convicted. Remind me to sponsor this when I get a paycheck in. Wonderful job, dude
August 27th, 2006
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lol, lack of logic.
August 27th, 2006
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Not only are half these disagreements juvenile and upset because someone actually made them think, but the other half are just widely misinformed. Whether it be from misconceptions, fears, or just being ignorant of the truth, it's easier to not care until it's too late. Agnosticism is the same thing as driving without auto insurance, then hurrying to buy insurance after you get in a wreck. It just doesn't work that way, and it's always too late for them to find out.
August 27th, 2006
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and for every argument for what happens to people who haven't heard of Jesus, there's the argument for what happens to the same person making the argument, who already knows. Stop trying to customize your beliefs for whatever is most comfortable, and actually think about it.
August 27th, 2006
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and when I say customize your beliefs, I mean don't only choose to believe some parts, then throw away the other parts of a faith. "For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths" ~2nd Timothy 4:3-4. Don't believe only what you've heard, find out for yourself
August 27th, 2006
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This may be illogical on a few counts, but I still love it as it promotes christ.
August 27th, 2006
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lol im deeply offended
August 27th, 2006
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You know the thing is, the Greeks believed pretty hard that there were more than 1 God. How can we prove that the Bible is nothing more than a Greek myth?
August 27th, 2006
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Find out for yourself, don't just assume. Go into the history of how original scrolls were written, and even how long some of them were written before the greek culture ever existed. But of course, it's much easier to just find out when it's too late, right?
August 27th, 2006
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Any idiot would know making a YTMND relating to religion and having the question be a straw-man argument that is completely ridiculous would lead to a long debate on the comments thread. 1. And Peterguy is a tool.
August 27th, 2006
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I believe in a God, but I also believe in evolution and science. Such as the fact that random things do happen. I have a complex view of divinity.
August 27th, 2006
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5'd. Goodbye one'ers!
August 27th, 2006
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Logical points, however evolution is real and pretty much proven. People can say itís a theory, but there is also "germ theory" even though everyone pretty much agrees on germs existing. As for belief in god, itís a matter of faith. Faith does not equal logic. Creationism is faith, evolution is logic. Feel free to believe creationism, but there is no scientific proof. Can you prove every word in the bible is true? Can you prove Jesus is the son of god? Can you prove that people go to heaven or hell?
August 27th, 2006
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Claytonian's comment for the win btw.
August 27th, 2006
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je-sus this is funny ppl go ape sh*t over the stupidest stuff hes not forcing anything its his ideas hes sharing them smoothmedia did something similar with scientology except was agnst it and yets its been on top 5 forever... stfu ppl its just a site
August 27th, 2006
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These comments are hilariously adorable.
August 27th, 2006
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The funny thing is, I get more laughs out of the comments then the YTMND itself. For one, whoever states that religion isn't something you should pick and choose is ignorant at best. Faith and religion are personal issues, not communal, so what matters is the personal choice. And I'm oh so afraid of god, drop that arguement already =/. You all just succumb to fear if that's the best you have.
August 27th, 2006
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5 for putting hippies and a big rock together. however, sound blows, text is long, ytmnd is boring, it's not funny, no one is going to read it, some of your evidence is weak. also part of your 5 is for not being a dumbass (aka evolutionist.) lastly, believing in evolution does not mean you must be atheist nor does being atheist mean you must believe in evolution. so the title is a misnomer. i think i may make a better one, funny included.
August 27th, 2006
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this has also inspired me to make a site everyone will hate and hopefully give me a 1 vote. i will also sponsor it to get mass amounts of comments. hmmm now what does everyone hate...
August 27th, 2006
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interesting...but the thing is from a phamplet and the music isn't too good
August 27th, 2006
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yeah... maybe i should one this in hope that no one will ever see it again.
August 27th, 2006
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All of you athiests sound like *ssh*l*es. I'll stick with Christianity rather than be associated with you guys.
August 27th, 2006
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You claim that in order to deny there is a god you need absolute evidence. you don't need it to prove the existence of god? Are you better than me? You also claim that a building needs a builder. Gravity can build beautiful galaxies, do you deny the existence of gravity? These sorts of systems generated without the hand of god. Were you there when god created life? If you say yes, then you think yourself better than god. One last question... Every coke can and building needs a builder, so who built god?
August 27th, 2006
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you quite obviously can't think in terms of infinity
August 27th, 2006
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"my soul is prepared dr. jones. how is yours?" man, i need to go watch some indiana jones...
August 27th, 2006
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*yawn* And if "god" happens to be an 18th century goat.... well then no more fried chicken for you.
August 27th, 2006
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Can't we feed them to the lions? Just like the good old days.
August 27th, 2006
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Okay, +1 for amusing comments. But seriously, not all non-Christians are athiests or agnostics.
August 27th, 2006
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http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/KissingHanksAss.mov watch this. Says it all
August 27th, 2006
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oh go back to hating homsexuals, burning jews, wasting a good sunday, stealing money of poor naive people and causing the Middle east to implode on it's self by taking the word of god by your ever loving god boy George bush
August 27th, 2006
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I'm an atheist but I liked your YTMND.
August 27th, 2006
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I didn't know that Pat Robertson browsed the sites. Oh, and I didn't know he makes easily refutable points without so much as looking fo rthe answers and insteads copies it verbatim from antiquated pamphlets. care for some kool-aid?
August 27th, 2006
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Look: There may be some things that evolution cannot explain, but I have what I think is enough evidence to believe that if there is a God, he is not the god of the bible. There are too many problems with that.
August 27th, 2006
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New test: How many people in here are modest and humble? :P
August 27th, 2006
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WHOA BALLS BALLS BALLS
August 27th, 2006
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religion ruined the f*cking world
August 27th, 2006
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I was going to eat a banana, but now I realize it is too late.
August 27th, 2006
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http://suggesteddonation.ytmnd.com
August 27th, 2006
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Voted 1 for the sh*tty music alone. The "evidence" for a higher power made me chuckle though. I've taken enough philosophy courses to laugh this off.
August 27th, 2006
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The imbalances between genetic & technological evolution of mankind (and by tech... yes, i'm especially referring to early societal tech. like farms, surplus of foods, goods, market, trade, civilizations) were the important elements in a modern environment which would breed crime, religion (early religion's purpose was to UNITE people, go figure) wars, racism, anxiety, jealousy, hatred, etc.. and all the "sins" we hear spoke of today. If you want more details, send me a PM.
August 27th, 2006
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I'll just add briefly, the sins that are spoken of are the direct result of primal human instincts. Genetically, we're all born somewhat aggressive.. how do you think humans were able to dominate over other species, survive famine & disease, ice age, droughts, etc? Humans had to hunt animals, we're predators. What do you think happened when we dominated over all species, had surplus of goods, no longer needed to hunt all day?
August 27th, 2006
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That's right. We got lazy, but guess what.. our primal instincts are still here, we have technology advancing at phenomenal rates, but our genetics are changing at a snail's pace in comparison. Yes, humans need to vent this primal aggression. Instead of hunting animals, we began hunting other humans. Read up on some of the current issues being discussed by Psychologists, it makes a lot of sense.
August 27th, 2006
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Nah I'm just BSing you, I made that all up. This site is fun.
August 27th, 2006
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BANANAS TASTE GOOD! THERE MUST BE A GOD
August 27th, 2006
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DONT BE SILLY
August 27th, 2006
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You fail. Please dont try again ^_^
August 27th, 2006
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Oh look, a Jesus Freak. I'm atheist, but I'm perfectly willing to let religious people believe whatever the f*ck they want as long as they keep it to themselves and their place of whorship. This YTMND is insulting to anyone who actively thinks. 1'd for preaching to people who have proven repeatedly that they could genuinely not give less of a f*ck. STFU.
August 27th, 2006
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Oh, and GTFO. Also, c*cks.
August 27th, 2006
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f*ck off, this is the sort of bullsh*t the jehovah's witnesses put through my door. I want those minutes of my life back.
August 27th, 2006
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i wouldve been more impressed if you had written it yourself.
August 27th, 2006
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You know, up to just past the banana part, I thought this was a big joke. I can't believe people don't understand the hypocrisy in what they believe. Hey, here's one for you. Remember the Ten Commandments? "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; (3) you shall have no other gods before me. (4) You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath." Oops, that includes Jesus
August 27th, 2006
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None of your arguments hold any weight, they are a flimsy delusion by those with too much faith and too little reasoning. Use some common bloody sense. If you want to talk about god and jesus and crap just do it, don't just make bogus assumptions about aethism. The only people who would connect with this are brainwashed morons like yourself.
August 27th, 2006
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1. We SEE Coke can's being made, and buildings built. 2. You never proved it was a Christian God, yet threw up the 10 C's. Good jorb flapjack. Oh yeah, "THERE IS NO GOLD IN CHINA!"
August 27th, 2006
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who made the maker then?
August 27th, 2006
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I'll 5 this if peterguy donates more to this site.
August 27th, 2006
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I'm giving this a one not because you're being preachy, but because you simply pasted text from a pamphlet and put it into a slideshow form. That's pretty much the equivilant [sp] of uploading a gif from 4chan.
August 27th, 2006
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And pwned by Max! Awesome!
August 27th, 2006
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August 27th, 2006
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While I agree 100% with this YTMND it doesn't belong here. This is not an informative site. And other serious sites like this shouldn't be allowed here.
August 27th, 2006
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first of all, you suck. second, that music sucked. third, you suck. good day sir.
August 27th, 2006
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No need for a text, buddy. You are, or you aren't. Thanks for the terrible YTMND.
August 27th, 2006
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Sh*t, I stopped watching after it took Darwin out of Context, now I see this is simply an assault at free thought. Good work on the banana argument BTW, it took all of half a second to realize how stupid that is. The orange argument is the height of sophistry. There's nothing Christians love more than being persecuted, so I'm doing you a favor here. Just remember all the Atheist lead massacres throughout history. I love when someone with a science book 5000 years out of date tells me I'm uninformed.
August 27th, 2006
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This ENTIRE thing was stolen from Ray Comfort, a dumbass creationist. Wait, aren't ALL creationists dumbasses?
August 27th, 2006
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OH! Now I get it. It's not for converting Atheists, It's a strawman argument to reinforce illogical thought. It's propaganda for Christians needing affirmation, not for Atheists, or YTMND for that matter
August 27th, 2006
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Oh peterguy, if you keep sponsoring your own sh*tty sites, you won't have money left to feed your alter boys!
August 27th, 2006
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August 27th, 2006
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You put effort into it.
August 27th, 2006
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religion is the cause of world war 2, ie: hating on jews, it's the cause for world war 3 (what's going on now in the mid east, fighting over the "holy land" and islamic crap.)
August 27th, 2006
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sigh. if only there were a rating lower than 1 star :(
August 27th, 2006
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I don't want to see another person shackled to beliefs that Harry Potter is Satanic, and everyone who disagrees with pure fundamentalist christianity is in league with the devil and all that crazy sh*t. Jesus doesn't want you to be a psycho who makes other people's lives a misery, he wants you to be a shining inspiration to all, through acts of love and kindness in all areas of life. With any luck, you'll be inspiring me and other people to do the same.
May 5th, 2007
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It would help if he'd use arguments that are a bit more solid, and not Ray Comfort's old and abandoned atheist test tract.
August 27th, 2006
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- all your points for using the banana point. Banana just proves that we evolved from monkeys.
August 27th, 2006
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guess what, humans engineered the banana and removed the seeds, it still grows without the seeds and it's better that way god fails
August 27th, 2006
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