The IAU makes children cry
Created on: September 1st, 2006
The IAU makes children cry
From my local crappy newspaper. Yes, it's real.

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September 1st, 2006
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I feel cold and empty too :(
September 1st, 2006
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haha
September 1st, 2006
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yeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
September 1st, 2006
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William and taylor sound like they will grow up to become emo's someday0.
September 1st, 2006
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no kids talk like that
September 1st, 2006
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fap fap fap fap
September 1st, 2006
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Ahgg! Must...downvote...CAN'T! Crap...you get a five. For now.
September 1st, 2006
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"I feel empty and cold" from an 8 year old?!
September 1st, 2006
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This made me seriously lol... 5 stars for you.
September 1st, 2006
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wow
September 1st, 2006
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what a good choice of music, too
September 1st, 2006
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5'd for the obviously fake quotes from kids.
September 1st, 2006
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I also feel sad qualities
September 1st, 2006
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I know no-one will ever believe me, but this was a real article. It was mX newspaper (Melbourne, Australia) Aug 25.
September 1st, 2006
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Cheer up emo kids! It's a tiny piece of rock with nothing but sentimental value!
September 1st, 2006
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I think people believe you, not the article
September 1st, 2006
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"fap fap fap fap" .... omg you f*cker
September 1st, 2006
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kids are f*cking stupid.
September 1st, 2006
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;-(
September 1st, 2006
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This one inspired me :) pedochildren.ytmnd.com
September 1st, 2006
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Ten bucks says your crappy local newspaper made all of that sh*t up. It reads like a SA parody. :)
September 1st, 2006
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"He's such a lovely planet. He's small" lol
September 1st, 2006
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lol, linguistics
September 1st, 2006
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lol Taylor is such an idiot. I'd hate to be his teacher.
September 2nd, 2006
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Emos in the making.
September 2nd, 2006
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William Age 9 is Emo
September 2nd, 2006
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Wow, dosen't anyone carea bout the children anymore???/ 5'd
September 2nd, 2006
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they act as if we blew pluto up... O.o
September 2nd, 2006
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Tegest, age 9 is contradictory. For all the other kids, I feel the same way. Pluto was a friend to all of us... but in space.
September 2nd, 2006
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LOL MYSPACE SUICIDE!!! Srsly. Those comments the kids made.
September 2nd, 2006
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poor brain-washed children
September 2nd, 2006
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"I feel sad and upset. He's such a lovely planet. He's small." i have never nefore said this, but that kid needs to be bitch slapped
September 2nd, 2006
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Jonah had to be friends with Pluto 'cause all the other planets knew he was emo.
September 2nd, 2006
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hahahahaha they think it a sploded
September 2nd, 2006
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OH MY GAWD
September 2nd, 2006
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hahahaha
September 2nd, 2006
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only taylor managed to grasp the concept that its still there, but correct me if im wrong is melbores australia's emo boot camp town.
September 2nd, 2006
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If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, White Lion
September 2nd, 2006
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Eight-year-olds don't talk like this unless adults are feeding them lines.
September 2nd, 2006
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serious lol..I kind of felt like pluto was my friend even though it was in space. awww
September 2nd, 2006
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care
September 2nd, 2006
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Further proof people should stop GIVING A SH*T about Pluto. It's still there as a recognized celestial body, and it still has a real name, not something like xyz-2936.
September 2nd, 2006
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I laughed, so 5.
September 2nd, 2006
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omfg someone hand out some razors to those kids please...
September 2nd, 2006
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Jonah's so lonely.
September 2nd, 2006
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Is this fo real? PLUTO IS MY FRIEND! I FEEL LONELY! lol, stupid kids.
September 2nd, 2006
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5'd
September 2nd, 2006
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hey kids, guess what else is cold and empty? Pluto!!.......... too soon?
September 2nd, 2006
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lol, the little tards and the stupid adults putting the word into their mouths...
September 2nd, 2006
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"I feel emptiness and loneliness and sad emotions. It's been one of the planets for so many years and all of a sudden it isn't." WTF OMG LOL H4A ROFL FAV'D
September 2nd, 2006
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/cry :'(
September 2nd, 2006
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amazing
September 2nd, 2006
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Pluto is.... NOT THE FATHER!
September 2nd, 2006
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LOL!! "he was my friend even though he was in space." I feel the same way about Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
September 2nd, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 2nd, 2006
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It's just a big f*cking rock floating in space billions of miles away. Get over it.
September 2nd, 2006
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LMAO Poor kids
September 2nd, 2006
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Think of the children
September 2nd, 2006
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yeah pluto is a planet again but this is funny
September 2nd, 2006
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It only takes a minute to degradate my neighbors using my Aussie paper, my Aussie paper...
September 2nd, 2006
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You win.
September 2nd, 2006
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I lolled and then i cried because "i feel emptiness and loneliness and sad emotions" that kids are this f*cking stupid.
September 2nd, 2006
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australian kids ftl
September 2nd, 2006
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i kinda felt like pluto was my friend also... now that hes not a planet he cant be my friend any more cause im a dick
September 2nd, 2006
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hahahahahhahhahahhahah 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
September 2nd, 2006
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:'(
September 2nd, 2006
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Screw those scientists, let's call Pluto a planet regardless of what they think.
September 2nd, 2006
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Emo kids in the making, teachers need to teach kids emotions are evil. "F*ck pluto" was the correct answer.
September 2nd, 2006
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I only hang out w/ the popular crowd. Sorry Pluto, time to go. D=
September 2nd, 2006
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children sure are stupid. i mean: "Sad emotions"? "Sad Qualities"? WTF?!
September 2nd, 2006
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September 2nd, 2006
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5 because there's no way 9 and 8 year olds said those things.
September 2nd, 2006
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What the hell is wrong with these kids?! The damn thing is STILL there! I'll tell you what's wrong with them. They're religious.
September 2nd, 2006
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So kids in Australia sound like theyre geriatric? Hey, at least they wont spray paint your car right?
September 2nd, 2006
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^ lol
September 2nd, 2006
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I don't know if I can live without Pluto being a planet.
September 2nd, 2006
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='(
September 2nd, 2006
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"I'm sad, because it was part of god's creation" - someone get this kid a real education..
September 2nd, 2006
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Holy sh*t I care this much [--] (two dashes)
September 2nd, 2006
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Doesn't anyone SEE?!? IAU = EMO!!! They're trying to depress today's youth and build an emo future! What's next? Is there no Neptune, no Uranus (lol)?!? Please, reinstate Pluto's Planet Club membership. For the children.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol @ emo kids
September 2nd, 2006
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Kids really don't talk like that.
September 2nd, 2006
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wow those are some f*ckin dumb kids
September 2nd, 2006
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i saw this before... it was set to simple plan
September 2nd, 2006
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i lol'd
September 2nd, 2006
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you get a 5 because some other kids were funny
September 2nd, 2006
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WHat the hell are these kids doing in school during the summer?
September 2nd, 2006
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Astronomers aren't CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
September 2nd, 2006
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plutoi was my frind even though it was in space omg
September 2nd, 2006
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HAHAHAHA. PLUTO IS STILL THERE YOU STUPID KIDS!
September 2nd, 2006
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hay hay hay guys isn't this image I found hilarious vote 5 plz
September 2nd, 2006
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WTFH? read what William, 9 wrote--emo in the making, lol
September 2nd, 2006
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Hahaha! It was my friend, too. It was small.
September 2nd, 2006
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"It was my friend even though it was in space." FTW!
September 2nd, 2006
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empathy for pluto = 5
September 2nd, 2006
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I 100% agree with jonah
September 2nd, 2006
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good god its not that big of a deal
September 2nd, 2006
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god damn it, why didn't they keep pluto as a planet, now the next decade of kids are probably going to all be emo.
September 2nd, 2006
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The Children Of Australia Need To Be Destroyed. All Words Beginning With Capital Letters For Emphasis.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol stupid kids
September 2nd, 2006
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*dies on the inside*
September 2nd, 2006
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"part of god's creation and now it's gone!" Yes. Satan blew it up.
September 2nd, 2006
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part of God's creation and now its gone...ITS NOT GONE!!! ITS STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2006
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/tar satan /cheer /congrats
September 2nd, 2006
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=(
September 2nd, 2006
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This ytmnd make me feel sad qualities inside.
September 2nd, 2006
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"and now it's gone..."
September 2nd, 2006
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Great sound choice and somber article.
September 2nd, 2006
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the "tegest" kid really needs to die. "it was part of gods creation", i loled at that, what a dumbass, stupid religons
September 2nd, 2006
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8 years olf feel empty and cold...premature emo alert, he's probably past the point of listening to Dashboard confessional non-stop all day by now.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol not real
September 2nd, 2006
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those kids are retards, I totally own them
September 2nd, 2006
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more like "Who gives a f*ck? I'm 8. I don't give a sh*t of its a planet or not"
September 2nd, 2006
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wow they got all the f*cked up kids in there. like a religious fanatic, emo, retarded, and i think there was one more stereotype but im too lazy to look back at it ... also c*cks
September 3rd, 2006
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These kids need to know a few things 1-Pluto is not alive. 2-Pluto IS STILL THERE 3-People cannot live there regardless 4-Reclassification of a large rock does not erase God's work. Also, science is not founded on 9 year old's uninformed opinions.
September 3rd, 2006
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Lol dumb aussie kids. ;)
September 3rd, 2006
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I feel sad and empty... that those kids are stupid.
September 3rd, 2006
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Godless astronamers destroying inocent planets with their science!
September 3rd, 2006
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How f*cking gay
September 3rd, 2006
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boo hoo Pluto's not a planet.
September 3rd, 2006
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F*cking kids... get over it.
September 3rd, 2006
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aaron is possibly homosexual.
September 3rd, 2006
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proving how stupid kids are.
September 3rd, 2006
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5 for paedo
September 3rd, 2006
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That reporter forgot what the kids said, so he made it up. CWU
September 3rd, 2006
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that's just sad. And not the sad kind of sad.
September 3rd, 2006
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LOL WTF
September 3rd, 2006
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*crys* i feel their pain.
September 3rd, 2006
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Sad emotions.
September 3rd, 2006
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5 for Pluto Never Forget!
September 3rd, 2006
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"God's creation"? What a bunch of ignorant twerps!
September 3rd, 2006
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If those children are our future, I'm really f*cking anxious about what lies ahead of us.
September 3rd, 2006
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I know a 4 year old that would call those guy f*gs.
September 3rd, 2006
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I feast on the tears of children
September 3rd, 2006
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5'd for the emo kids quotes and WHITE MOTHERF*CKIN' LION! Haha!
September 3rd, 2006
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:'(
September 3rd, 2006
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Future emos... how come USA kids don't have that kind of vocabulary? lol
September 3rd, 2006
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this why drugs are illegeal
September 3rd, 2006
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Hahaha! Gold.
September 3rd, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 3rd, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 3rd, 2006
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I am 9 years old and reading from a card hurrr..cookie..hurr....
September 3rd, 2006
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO PLUTO?!?!
September 3rd, 2006
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I cried.
September 3rd, 2006
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"Pluto was like my friend" "I'm cold and lonely" JESUS F*CKING CHRIST did they interveiw every emo 9 year old in the world?
September 3rd, 2006
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ITS JUST A F*CKING PLANET YOU EMO F*CKS
September 3rd, 2006
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The IAU is creating Emos, they must be stopped.
September 3rd, 2006
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: (
September 3rd, 2006
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lol, Christian Propaganda. Its not like its gone. Its just not labelled a planet anymore. Its like Michael Jackson. He's not gone, but he's not labelled a man anymore.
September 3rd, 2006
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haha, f*ckin kids
September 3rd, 2006
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"William and taylor sound like they will grow up to become emo's someday." Oh yeah. And I'll have to kick their asses
September 3rd, 2006
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they are children...they should be amazed....not sound like emos
September 3rd, 2006
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i want to kill all of those little f*ckers. and the f*ggot reporters who told them what to say.
September 3rd, 2006
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WOW
September 3rd, 2006
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Perfect choice of music.
September 3rd, 2006
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:(
September 3rd, 2006
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lolololo
September 3rd, 2006
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"Eight-year-olds don't talk like this unless adults are feeding them lines." Even then they'd still never get it straight. 5'd for either really f*cked up kids or really bad BSing by the newspaper.
September 3rd, 2006
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Crap i just ejaculated on my monitor
September 3rd, 2006
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I feel emptiness and loneliness and sad emotions too... :(
September 3rd, 2006
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fake...those kids dont talk like that
September 3rd, 2006
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Those kids need to be taken out of the gene pool now before they can breed
September 3rd, 2006
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God's creation kid needs help.
September 3rd, 2006
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The kid they didn't include: "I THINK PLUTO IS A BIG STUPID DOODOO HEAD!"
September 3rd, 2006
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Afterall, kids say the darndest things.
September 3rd, 2006
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So Pluto is a "he" right?
September 3rd, 2006
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Poor Pluto.
September 3rd, 2006
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These kids are retarted.
September 3rd, 2006
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children are become more pussy by the day! Is "emo" taking over? The future is doomed
September 3rd, 2006
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Emo kids...jeez. And wtf @ the upper left kid. Brain washed already.....
September 3rd, 2006
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"it was part of God's creation and now it's gone." joke's on you, Timmy! There is no god! bam!
September 3rd, 2006
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LOL emo kid
September 3rd, 2006
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Im glad Pluto isn't a planet.
September 3rd, 2006
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Jesus didn't make Pluto big enough!
September 3rd, 2006
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OMFG BRING PLUTO BACK! ur mom had sex on it
September 3rd, 2006
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It's not gone, it's just chillin' with the other shorrties.
September 3rd, 2006
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what the hell? crazy kids! HAHA! HIS FRIEND WAS A PLANET!
September 3rd, 2006
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lol i am plutos friend too...its sad they crossed pluto off, it really is
September 7th, 2006
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rofl
September 8th, 2006
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EMPTY AND COLD? SAD QUALITIES? Try Pluto (TM)! from Blammo
September 9th, 2006
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I feel depressed now to be honest.. Being taught that Pluto is a planet all my life then scientists piss on a former historical fact just because they don't agree.
September 9th, 2006
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I know how those poor kids feel...
September 9th, 2006
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children FTL!
January 1st, 2007
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it's like somebody ripped out a part of me
May 7th, 2007
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lol, one kid is scared
July 7th, 2007
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lol