SWEET RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!
Created on: September 4th, 2006
SWEET RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!
Since the creator of the original genius site changed it to two dudes f*cking a melon, here's a temporary fix. See what happened to the original at http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com

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September 4th, 2006
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Change it to centered or w/e please(Not tiled)
January 6th, 2008
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lol dongs
January 11th, 2009
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raptor jesus loves white women
September 4th, 2006
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Its SRJ, not SWJ, and center or stretch the images. 5'ed tho
September 4th, 2006
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A winnar is yuo! Thanks for defending the internets from the two dudes having sex with a melon.
September 4th, 2006
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Fixed to original colors/specs, thanks guys. I wonder what happened to the old one? Did the dude find religion?
September 4th, 2006
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Raptor Jesus blesses you.
September 4th, 2006
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lol, 2 dudes f*ckng a melon
September 4th, 2006
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You better be believein'.
September 4th, 2006
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Saw the two dudes f*cking a melon one. Great for parties. But anyway, thanks for bringing this back.
September 4th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU.
September 4th, 2006
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who made raptor jesus on playstation underground?
September 4th, 2006
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win
September 4th, 2006
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still hilarious
September 4th, 2006
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OH MY F*CKING GOD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD - DID YOU HEAR???
September 4th, 2006
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OMG NO WAY-- It's sad that I learned of his death from the flood of new YTMNDs rather than the news.
September 4th, 2006
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Thank you for re-posting. I wasn't too big into the whole gay-mellon-f*cking thing. Dakpowers casts resurection on Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus preformes massive anal rapeage. ZOMG!
September 4th, 2006
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I'm glad it's back!!
September 4th, 2006
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Nice work one verything
September 4th, 2006
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LOVE all the WoW quotes in there!
September 4th, 2006
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Thanks for the heads-up. Original un-5d and un-Faved until fixed.
September 4th, 2006
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Also srry guys had to relog lolol
September 4th, 2006
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olol im in yur base killign your mens!!!1
September 4th, 2006
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Seriously, leave it to Raptor Jesus (in our base, killing our mans) to deliver us from the ultra-sh*tty Steve Irwin fad.
September 4th, 2006
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two dudes f*cking a melon?
September 4th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 4th, 2006
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praise b 2 raptor jesus lol
September 4th, 2006
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Post the url of the original site so people will wonder why you're stealing only to find two dudes f*cking a melon.
September 4th, 2006
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Original (warning: melons. also c*cks) was sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com.
September 4th, 2006
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add steve irwin or lose
September 4th, 2006
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thanks for the fix
September 4th, 2006
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Original was fav'd, sad to see it go down the drain :( Nice work on rezzing raptor jesus.
September 4th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 4th, 2006
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Since true believers find it offensive, 5
September 4th, 2006
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5 for being funny... -2 for making fun of jesus :(
September 4th, 2006
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secksymofo, you are the true winner. I spat out my drink when I read your name+comment.
September 4th, 2006
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4 for SRY HAD TO RELOG. +1 for WB.
September 4th, 2006
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lol
September 4th, 2006
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I couldn't stop laughing. Very good!
September 4th, 2006
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our ghod iz an au'some gawd.
September 4th, 2006
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I just want to clarify that I'm not the creator of this. The original creator went off his rocker or something and removed this hilarity. I'm merely preserving it.
September 4th, 2006
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that was so gay...i mean litterally... thanks for keeping raptor jesus alive
September 4th, 2006
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thank you
September 4th, 2006
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Needs more f*ggots humping watermelons.
September 4th, 2006
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thank you for saving this, what the hell happened man.. that guy needs to have his head checked
September 4th, 2006
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Moons
September 4th, 2006
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lol watch out for the fundamentalists
September 4th, 2006
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Stupid miss-comment. Anyway, Glad to see this is finally back. It's perfect beyond words. I practically died when I saw the melon-f*cking sh*t.
September 4th, 2006
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thanks for bringing it back; i'll 5 it here, too
September 4th, 2006
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You know, I usually love the it's-random-and-makes-no-sense stuff, but Raptor Jesus may just be a little TOO random for my tastes
September 4th, 2006
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New 5'd and Fav'd
September 4th, 2006
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It delivered
September 4th, 2006
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i hate wow(the plauge) with all my heart, but i cant 1 a raptor, escipally one thats jesus.
September 4th, 2006
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Very funny, could be centered better, but lmao. gj.
September 4th, 2006
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I want my cut bitch
September 4th, 2006
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1 lol
September 4th, 2006
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I believe the only statement that can show the relief I feel at the return of my lord and savior is... You're the Man Now, Dog.
September 4th, 2006
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September 4th, 2006
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Nice to see this Raptor Jesus site back again. I wonder what really happened with the original site?
September 4th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 4th, 2006
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hurray SRJ
September 4th, 2006
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hmm 5 bucks the maker is athiest :P
September 4th, 2006
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ROFL
September 4th, 2006
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got your nose
September 4th, 2006
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yay
September 4th, 2006
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Thanks for putting up the original. Now, if the guy who changed the image on the other one can be "fixed"...
September 4th, 2006
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Weird.
September 4th, 2006
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I don't get this Jesus raptor stuff
September 17th, 2007
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SOMEONE obviously hasn't taken LSD!
January 11th, 2009
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LOL
September 4th, 2006
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It's somewhat complicated, BobTheJob. See, first you take a picture of Jesus. Then you superimpose a raptor's head on his body. Then you make him say something really dumb. Voila! You have comedy gold.
September 4th, 2006
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I'm rofling at the dance/techno version of our god.
September 4th, 2006
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Thank you for the resurrection of Raptor Jesus. I was appalled by what happened to the original site's image.
September 4th, 2006
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You win at life.
September 4th, 2006
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huzzah
September 4th, 2006
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September 4th, 2006
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what the hell happened to the original site anyway?
September 4th, 2006
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ziggster, I have NO clue, I was certainly taken aback when I visited it for my weekly laugh. The site was too good to just be forgotten about.
September 4th, 2006
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I think this whole fad is gay. aint rly funny.
September 4th, 2006
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raptor jesus 4 life.
September 4th, 2006
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.....unbelievable what happend to the other site.....
September 4th, 2006
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God bless raptor jesus!
September 4th, 2006
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lol
September 4th, 2006
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OMG Super Raptor Jesus hax!!!
September 4th, 2006
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Not quite sure why this is so funny, but I like it.
September 4th, 2006
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slow it down a little, and center the images for a 5. please. kthx.
September 4th, 2006
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Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.
September 5th, 2006
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misslavey, I will do no such thing, as that wouldn't be preserving the original. This belongs in the Louvre.
September 5th, 2006
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LAWLLL
September 5th, 2006
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Raptor is the best flavor of Jesus avalible.
September 5th, 2006
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lol
September 5th, 2006
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I remember 1ing this last time. 1 again.
September 5th, 2006
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This ytmnd is one of my fav's. too bad gustrour or whatever his named f*cked it up!
September 5th, 2006
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Thank you, this is one of the best YTMNDs ever.
September 5th, 2006
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IS that suposer to be racist in some way or is it a joke i can never tell wityh these kind of ytmnds which should not be made
September 5th, 2006
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The joke is is freaken Jesus as a raptor. How much more silly can you get? Oh yeah... make a bunch of MMO and child eating/selling references. How could you not get this?
September 5th, 2006
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i got your nose
September 5th, 2006
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PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!
September 5th, 2006
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thanks for bringing this back, Raptor jesus fads were always hilarious and this YTMND was probably the best compilation of it.
September 5th, 2006
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Thanks for the rez.
September 5th, 2006
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Can someone explain the first image with the woman trying to snap the raptor's neck? It makes no bloody sense, but it looks cool.
September 5th, 2006
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may be sacreligous but funny as hell
September 5th, 2006
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September 5th, 2006
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I want to see what happened to the original, but I don't wish to be scarrrrred fo life. But great job re-upping the original.
September 5th, 2006
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jet082, I'm not really sure about that one, either. Still makes me laugh :D
September 5th, 2006
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Thanks for the historic preservation. Offended users: Have a sense of humor. If it was supposed to be total blasphemy it could be a lot worse than this.
September 5th, 2006
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I am so sick of that song
September 5th, 2006
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allways five for raptor jesus.
September 5th, 2006
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Stupidest...fad...ever...
September 5th, 2006
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i think this song is by rich mullins, i only know because i typed the lyrics into google
September 5th, 2006
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Being a ex-christian music connoisseur I know that that song is by Nitro Praise.
September 5th, 2006
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ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE RAPTORS.
September 5th, 2006
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September 5th, 2006
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stop spreading lies: http://superraptorjesustruth.ytmnd.com/
September 5th, 2006
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Thankee
September 6th, 2006
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also melons.
September 6th, 2006
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YAY REZURECTED!!!!
September 6th, 2006
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thanks for the rez, man
September 7th, 2006
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Rez'd, owned.
September 7th, 2006
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thank you
September 8th, 2006
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I don't even see why this is so highly voted, pretty lame actually.
September 8th, 2006
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auto win
September 9th, 2006
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SinisterCRX, you seem to have a lot of experience with lame YTMNDs, having made about 20 of them yourself. I can't see why they're so highly voted.
September 12th, 2006
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wtf? wheres teh watermelon?
September 13th, 2006
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Raptor jeebus is BACK!
September 15th, 2006
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and better than ever!
September 15th, 2006
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September 15th, 2006
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Bless Raptor Jesus! Keep him alive! Amazing job dude, keep up the good work.
September 16th, 2006
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thank you for not having two guys f*ck a melon.
September 18th, 2006
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I just came back to favorite this and thank all of you who contribue to the wonder of this site.
September 20th, 2006
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Yes.. YES!
September 23rd, 2006
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I f*cking love you.
September 25th, 2006
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Thanks for re-making this. It makes me sing along with the song. MEK WAY
September 28th, 2006
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You are my hero.
October 4th, 2006
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Thanks for re-making this :o
October 7th, 2006
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Wow, thanks for hosting it. I typed in sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com and I minimized it while waiting for it to load and when I maximized a minute later, there's two guys f*cking a melon. To make it worse, my mom was watching tv behind me and the f*cking window wouldn't close or minimize, hahaha. No one saw, though. Anyway, thanks. Raptor Jesus smiles down on you.
October 9th, 2006
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raptor jesus > real jesus
October 15th, 2006
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rofl. whats with the first iamge though?
October 17th, 2006
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thank you for having the original still
October 25th, 2006
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Sobernuts: It's the conception of Raptor Jesus!
October 27th, 2006
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^_^
October 29th, 2006
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Thank you for fixing it.
November 10th, 2006
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THANK RAPTOR JESUS!
November 16th, 2006
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epik
December 28th, 2006
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thunder in his footsteps and lightning in his fists!
December 29th, 2006
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ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS.
January 16th, 2007
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diaf...
February 5th, 2007
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HARK HE LIVES AGAIN
February 7th, 2007
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raptor jesus ftw
February 10th, 2007
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You guys know that Raptor Jesus is an old 4chan meme, right? (ie not YTMND original)
October 17th, 2007
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Not a lot of memes here are original.
February 10th, 2007
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You guys know that Raptor Jesus is an old 4chan meme, right? (ie not YTMND original)
September 17th, 2007
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you know we don't give a rat's nob cause it's funny
February 17th, 2007
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more melon please
April 25th, 2007
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4'd for puttin' on the ritz
May 9th, 2007
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LAWLERSK8TZ!!1! IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR MANZ
May 13th, 2007
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couldnt find this for a long time
June 20th, 2007
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-2 for blasphemy, +2 for being the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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This makes me happy inside!
August 16th, 2007
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YES!
September 4th, 2007
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THANK YOU!!!
January 1st, 2008
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raptor jesus is awesome
March 25th, 2008
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This site just ripped mine off.
August 23rd, 2008
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What supple hands... Go lower!
January 11th, 2009
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I really appreciate this. You see a while ago I told my friend I was going to show him the greatest site ever created, and it was a bit awkward when he saw that I had put a large picture of 2 guys f*cking a melon with his dad standing behind us.
June 30th, 2009
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