I try to pwn biology
Created on: October 5th, 2006
I try to pwn biology
I tried this on a genetics test, and it obviously did not amuse my professor.

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October 5th, 2006
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OH SNAP! You may fail in the real world, but you suceed here on YTMND!
January 22nd, 2009
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stolen from murdarmachene
September 7th, 2009
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with my time machine right, you stupid f*ck?
October 5th, 2006
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lol I grant you some stars cuz your answer is definitely much more feasible than the one your dick professor wanted. everyonefails.ytmnd.com
October 5th, 2006
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five for trying on a real test =)
October 5th, 2006
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good pwn
October 5th, 2006
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ive had that same exact question (well, i think, it was over 3 years ago). i cant STAND that music though.
October 5th, 2006
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Congrats. 5!
October 5th, 2006
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October 5th, 2006
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You failed, but the YTMND was good.
October 5th, 2006
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ahahahahahaha, smartass
October 5th, 2006
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this deserve a one, you should set yourself on fire
October 5th, 2006
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aha nice
October 5th, 2006
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Makes sense to me...
October 5th, 2006
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F, You flunk this as well, tool.
October 5th, 2006
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I once had a question in maths about a farmer needing to make a paddock with the best area of it and it's neighboring paddock. I answered "make them square" and failed because I didn't show any working...
October 5th, 2006
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It didn't amuse me either.
October 5th, 2006
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lol, I wouldn't even know the answer to that if I was trying to answer it knowledgably.
October 5th, 2006
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lol fail and win at the same time
October 5th, 2006
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this deserve a one, you should set yourself on fire lol 2
October 5th, 2006
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Getting an exam question wrong for our amusement... surely, this noble act deserves no less than 5?
October 5th, 2006
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Lol tell the proffesor he is a dumbass because your answer can be considered right
October 5th, 2006
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failed :(
October 5th, 2006
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lol
October 5th, 2006
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MOST HILLARIOUS EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
October 5th, 2006
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you win lol
October 5th, 2006
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4 more stars. do you know how many stars it takes to pull up your grade?
October 5th, 2006
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Even so, it's not even a valid answer to the question. Fail + fail
October 5th, 2006
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it's kind of long to read but it's funny and somewhat relevant: http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/barometer.asp
October 5th, 2006
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i was gonna check anyway
October 5th, 2006
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Love 4 Biology p.s u river horse
October 5th, 2006
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Did you actually do that?
October 5th, 2006
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That is just plain hilarious
October 5th, 2006
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i do not understand why it was marked wrong.
October 5th, 2006
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That's REAL science. Thank you for pwning those stupid people and their overly complex pulled out of the *ss scientific voodoo.
October 5th, 2006
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lmfao great attempt and the sad thing is it makes absolute sense lol.
October 5th, 2006
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Funny but it looks like you erased it after you got it back then put that. Kinda makes me think you didn't have the balls to do it.
October 5th, 2006
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LOOKS LIKE YOU USED WHITE OUT TO COVER UP THE OLD ANSER AND PUT THIS BULLSH*T ONE!!!!
October 5th, 2006
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I did erase the old one because I already knew I was going to get it wrong.
October 5th, 2006
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whats a vagina?
October 5th, 2006
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LOL'ed! 5'd because it reminds me of something I wrote on a biology lab report a few days ago. So when I get that report back, I might almost pwn biology on YTMND too! XD
October 5th, 2006
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YES! I LOVE IT YOU PASS!!
October 5th, 2006
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yeah
October 5th, 2006
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October 5th, 2006
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gratz
October 5th, 2006
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you manage to fail at ytmnd as well
October 5th, 2006
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Success in my book.
October 5th, 2006
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hahaha
October 5th, 2006
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ftw
October 5th, 2006
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Well why not? I'd say that's an A+ in my book, contrary to what fugget says.
October 5th, 2006
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Your teacher needs to be fired.
October 5th, 2006
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hahahahhaaaaa l2p biology professor
October 5th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia, Biology PWNs you!
October 5th, 2006
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Gotta give you props for trying.
October 5th, 2006
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yeah.. that's pretty much failure.
October 5th, 2006
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/mourn
October 5th, 2006
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these are truly great
October 5th, 2006
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nice, screw 8 points, that answer is worth it
October 5th, 2006
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lol if your gonna do it like that at least go all the way and say c*nt or pussy or something
October 5th, 2006
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...i'm thinkin arby's
October 5th, 2006
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You deserved full credit.
October 5th, 2006
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.
October 5th, 2006
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Halarious! wow, if i was your teacher, you'd get a bonus mark.
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I'd give you points.
October 5th, 2006
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Funny Answer but why do people insist on using that music during things I have to read. That music is for one liners and one liners only. You know why? because its annoying as f*ck. And for that you lost 3 points from what would have been a 5
October 5th, 2006
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Calico cats are always female BTW
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My condolences, I wouldn't have been able to say anything else.
October 6th, 2006
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if i were your teacher, i would of laughed so freaking hard if i read that.
October 6th, 2006
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lol! 5'd
October 6th, 2006
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Answer is Calico
October 6th, 2006
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Did you answer that on the test just so you could upload it here?
October 6th, 2006
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it makes it funnier because this is the kind of sh*t were doin in my genetics class right now lols
October 6th, 2006
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pwn biology by studying more
October 6th, 2006
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It amused me, you get an A+ and a +5.
October 6th, 2006
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+2 to counteract Nugget's lame attempt at downvoter-fad status a la Inkdrinker and Sexymofo.
October 6th, 2006
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You are my hero for the day, 5 for real test
October 6th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
October 6th, 2006
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A....................... -... Now take your seat. J/K A+
October 6th, 2006
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5 POTATOES!
October 6th, 2006
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xD Simply Brilliant
October 6th, 2006
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I just had a tremendous laugh
October 6th, 2006
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*LOL* not breathing hahahaaha
October 6th, 2006
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If I was your teacher, I'd count it right.
October 6th, 2006
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haha
October 6th, 2006
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Boys have a penis, Kittens have a vagina
October 6th, 2006
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1'd for the fad music, the image is pretty good but you had to go and ruin it..
October 6th, 2006
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lol yeah
October 6th, 2006
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This is not a good test question. X0 cats? what the hell are those? Only 1 X chromosome? I suppose it would be easy enough to come up with the Pundit square for this question given a little more info... but... why X0? What the hell does that have to do with predicting kitten colors? And are these colors Dominant... Recessive? Not sure what your professor was looking for. Regardless, Calico cats are almost always female. I guess that was the answer your oh so clever teacher wanted. Your teacher is a dick.
October 6th, 2006
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1 for that annoying *ss overplayed song.
October 6th, 2006
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not good today guys, not good at all
October 6th, 2006
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Dude, there are eraser marks all over. You put down the wrong answer, then erased it later to make a YTMND. Good try.
October 6th, 2006
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Hah.
October 6th, 2006
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"Dean Vernon Wormer: Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
October 6th, 2006
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I would check to see if it had a vagina.
October 6th, 2006
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Oy. So much for not-too-common sence. (As an odd note, I had an friend named Randy whose cat actually gave birth to a male calico. We were all like, "WTF, mate?" Unfortunately, he had to give it away. :( )
October 6th, 2006
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Yeah, there was a site like this that had to do with finding x. Boring. Grats on getting an answer wrong.
October 6th, 2006
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Also, LOL on modifying your original answer for attempted humor. ROFLCOPTER FOR J00!
October 6th, 2006
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thats what i would do 2 lolz haha! xD
October 6th, 2006
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fav'd
October 6th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
October 6th, 2006
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have my babies
October 6th, 2006
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not funny, go and learn something.
October 6th, 2006
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Hahaha.
October 6th, 2006
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YOU FAIL, so have a 5.
October 6th, 2006
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That question is badly worded. 2nd year Biology major here. To determine somethings' "phenotype", you must make an empircal observation of the expresion of said genes. That is to say, what genes are actually there are irrelevant. Therefore your answer is partly satisfactory. I would give it a half point. (I also grade papers)
October 6th, 2006
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i loled for realz
October 6th, 2006
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LMFAO!
October 6th, 2006
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Any teacher that takes off points for such incredible creativity should be pissed on by a grizzly bear in heat.
October 6th, 2006
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Your failure is worth my five
October 6th, 2006
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Got a good laugh
October 6th, 2006
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meh, not funny
October 6th, 2006
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i'm looking for a site, is was used in a few fads. it's a video game with an arm out in front, and then you walk into an area and get killed and the screen turns red, with the fad being various thing popping up. what site was that?
October 6th, 2006
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Dumb.
October 6th, 2006
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Thats dumb. That would be the most logical answer right? Funny site. Good job.
October 6th, 2006
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lol
October 6th, 2006
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LOL
October 6th, 2006
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Oh, thats funny.
October 6th, 2006
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If the question had asked "how would you tell which cats are female" or something like that, this would be funny. But your prof asked for something specific and you ignored it. You have to answer the actual question being asked in a funny way for pwnage to occur.
October 6th, 2006
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lol
October 6th, 2006
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nice
October 6th, 2006
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needs more "see me after class"
October 6th, 2006
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October 6th, 2006
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Should have worked. Also, you could have dissected it.
October 6th, 2006
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by far the BEST way to tell the sex of a cat.
October 6th, 2006
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lol thats great
October 6th, 2006
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You should have gotten credit for that.
October 6th, 2006
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you're my hero
October 6th, 2006
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Close enough. I think its techniqually right. I want to post my college essay on here.
October 6th, 2006
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Hahahaha. Gold!
October 6th, 2006
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Every star here counts for 1 point extra credit.
October 6th, 2006
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it is the right answer you deserved full marks
October 6th, 2006
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You win!
October 6th, 2006
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Slap that bitch for marking you wrong!!! cuz you got 5'd!
October 6th, 2006
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lmao, you should have got that right. It was so true. lol
October 6th, 2006
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i would have given half credit
October 6th, 2006
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THE ANSWER WAS ORANGE!
October 6th, 2006
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Your admission of failure earns a five
October 6th, 2006
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+3 for losing 8 points for the sake of ytmnd. No 5, because the question is talking about the color of the kittens, not the possesion, or lacktherof of a vagina...
October 6th, 2006
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October 6th, 2006
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Five :D
October 6th, 2006
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Good Answer.
October 6th, 2006
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HA!
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wifail!
October 6th, 2006
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I suppose it was worth sacrificing some points on a test for the look on the teachers' face when she got to that answer.
October 6th, 2006
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Lol Niiiice, bet your teach just loves ya huh? ^_^
October 6th, 2006
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3 for the funny attempt, but just looks way too fake
October 6th, 2006
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Damn not even a creative red pen comment.
October 6th, 2006
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We were this stuff in science today. Not quite as hard as that, but the same general ballpark. Still, 5'd for making me hurt from laughing.
October 7th, 2006
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This is an example of codominance. Since the cat is XO then it cant be calico because you need both Xb and Xo. Cat color here is a sex linked trait and since a female cat needs both orange = Xo and black = Xb to be calico, the only possible phenotypes are black and orange for the female cat. The XO notation means its missing a chromosome so it is probably sterile and not well developed sex characteristics so in that respect your answer is still wrong.
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No, you won...
October 7th, 2006
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5'd
October 7th, 2006
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lmao
October 9th, 2006
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5
October 9th, 2006
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ROFL!
October 9th, 2006
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I f*cking love you so goddamn much.
October 10th, 2006
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love it.
October 24th, 2006
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"other - is pwned ytmnds"
December 6th, 2006
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You just lost 8 points. lol
March 29th, 2007
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Hah, bet you got a detention for that one.
November 2nd, 2007
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you win, never give up O.o
October 18th, 2008
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you forgot the 70% of cats are transgender