The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
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Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.

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February 5th, 2007
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February 5th, 2007
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funny
February 5th, 2007
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Dude, just delete this site. Seriusly.
February 5th, 2007
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One'd for obvious reasons.
February 5th, 2007
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Say goodbye to it, everyone
February 5th, 2007
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The comment section of this page froze my browser. I cannot forgive this transgression.
February 5th, 2007
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WTF does this f*ggot post this on every blog on the internet or something?
February 5th, 2007
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Jesus Christ!!! Blue Ball Machine forever!!!!
February 5th, 2007
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February 5th, 2007
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People, people. Just do a search for the Telemarketer Petition and help us bring it down from there. We need all the signatures we can get to stop this monstrosity.
February 5th, 2007
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Jesus, calm down you YTMND nerds. This ytmnd just happens to have a broader appeal without having to know 26 different inside jokes. That means the rest of the internet is enjoying a ytmnd while you guys just bitch.
February 5th, 2007
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howtoprankatelemarketer.net now points here
February 6th, 2007
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mmm its pretty gangsta, dont kno why all these losers r hating on it. so many u ppl take this sooo seriously u like post every day just to say something bad about it, how bout u find something else to do like smoking some crack.
February 6th, 2007
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been gone like a month and this sh*t is still number 1 viewed...how? Go away.
February 6th, 2007
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This should be in a "Hall of Shame" not the hall of fame....lame ass
February 6th, 2007
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Holy sh*t, what the f*ck? I haven't been to YTMND since like December and this thing is still the number one page. What the f*ck, honestly?
February 6th, 2007
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Move every 'zig'.
February 6th, 2007
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DELETE THIS SITE
February 6th, 2007
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True that gr33n. Sphonix thinks he's getting popular because of this. He doesn't realize that everyday this site's rating goes down by like .01 or something. I've sent tons of mail to him and haven't gotten one back. I think he thinks he's better than everyone else now. That's probably why he never replies to the comments here. F*cking pussy.
February 6th, 2007
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If this site goes down another .1 rating point average, this site will be lower rated than Hilliary Duff is a Nazi. The site that is currently the lowest rated on the Hall of Fame with a rating of 3.41.
February 6th, 2007
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Die.
February 6th, 2007
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...Why the f*ck is this the most viewed everyday? It's not funny and probably took this guy five minutes to make. Where is the creativity? NOWHERE!
February 6th, 2007
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"I HATE STOLEN F*CKED-UP THINGS BECAUSE THEYRE POPULAR AND WATCHED A LOT"-fixed.
February 6th, 2007
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I could have sworn this site was going away due to the legal problems it caused.
February 6th, 2007
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February 6th, 2007
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How about you delete this already. What's the matter Sphonix? No scrote?
February 6th, 2007
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'Hacked image removed.' You have no sense of humor, and honor.
February 6th, 2007
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February 6th, 2007
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3.5 take that you f*ggot.
February 6th, 2007
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I signed up just to make a comment for this site and 5 it. Why? Because you are the saddest bunch of people I've ever seen. You send a bunch of emails to him because of a f*cking site? Don't you have anything else to worry about? Oh wait, you're probably some D&D emo nerd who preys on the popular, something that he himself will never achieve. I'm talking about you leo and gr33n. Relying on personal insults because he made a site that was unintentionally popular, and saying his life means nothing?
February 6th, 2007
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Based on what, the fact that he made a popular site? Give me a f*cking break, you don't have to say his life is like yours. And back to the loser sending the emails, why would he waste time on sewer scum like you? bu but this is serious business!111 I don't like the site! Get your head out of your f*cking *ss and see some daylight. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. I can probably find 1000 losers just like you guys in these comments, and it just proves the demographic of the YTMND community.
February 6th, 2007
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vgmaster, your insults stopped when you called me a D&D emo nerd. I never played that, f*ggot. Go compare yourself to someone else.
February 6th, 2007
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this site f*cking sucks
February 6th, 2007
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EAB - I actually don't know why I hate this site. It's funny every once in a while, but ONLY funny because of their idiotic laughter. 2'd for being slightly funny. OMG FLAME ME.
February 6th, 2007
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this site should get deleted for being viewhacked so bad on a daily basis
February 7th, 2007
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This ones great
February 7th, 2007
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all who 5 this & support it are just emo's & kids. they dont have the maturity to understand wut is really going on behind this site. f*ckin f*cked up studip *ss kids. THIS INCLUDES ALL PPL THAT VOTED 3+!!!
February 7th, 2007
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Why hasn't this been deleted yet Max?
February 7th, 2007
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Attn:vgmaster. You just came in here,therefore your opinion is pretty much useless. Now stop,step away from the keyboard and go back to myspace,thanks.
February 7th, 2007
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howtoprankatelemarketer.net points here
February 7th, 2007
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February 7th, 2007
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vgmaster, you are one, and we are many. If you can't see that the site has been viewhacked to the extent that I never thought possible, then you need to stick around YTMND a little longer before you judge the entire site with your slanderous comments. I have little to say of EAB, little git that he is. Aside from that, if you look at the days leading up to its overtake of BBM, then you'll see it was getting 100k a day, and quickly dropped to 30k to hold the daily spot. I called Sphonix out, and he failed.
February 7th, 2007
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Why isn't this deleted yet?
February 7th, 2007
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Sh*t site.
February 7th, 2007
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boo
February 7th, 2007
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@ vgmaster221 - Pretty risky sh*t you're saying considering your name is VGmaster221, which I presume stands for Video Game. I can understand why the majority of people are pissed off here; not because they are jealous (lolwtf who would be) but considering that this f*cking YTMND will never seize to die because it's linked all over teh intarnetz, and potentially stop people from giving a sh*t about quality YTMNDs.
February 7th, 2007
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Wow it came back...
February 7th, 2007
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Also: Where does the immaturity stop? Just because a site has more views at the end of the day, does that give the people the right to openly harass and downgrade a user and his site? And then to make false claims that this site was view hacked is just downright embarrassing. Some of you need to grow up.
February 7th, 2007
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Except it IS F*CKING VIEWHACKED!!!! Do you know nothing?
February 8th, 2007
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ATTENTION ALL YTMNDER'S: NEW FAD ALERT! Please make a point to spend the rest of this week making AHTPATMND sites. Anti-How To Prank A TeleMarketer Now Dog! THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT MADE POSSIBLE BY CAPTAIN G. W. BUSH OF TEH U.S.S. INTERNETS
February 8th, 2007
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Every time you don't spend time putting an end to this ytmnd, EBaumsWorld gets another hit, steals something on the internet, and links this to help it get viewhacked! Don't blame Sphonix, Blame Eric Bauman.
February 8th, 2007
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I'm getting torn. On the one hand, I don't want to side with the f*gs commenting on this site, because most of them really do love n*gg*r c*ck. On the other hand, I'm starting to get suspicious myself. I understand that intraweb memes take on a life of their own, but we're on the verge of four uninterrupted of complete dominance.
February 8th, 2007
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Since I can't imagine this site getting more than one or two views per person (it's a telemarketer prank, there's not a lot of layers or replay value to it), then just how many more people are left to even watch this? I'm not ready to cry VIEWHAX or anything, but I do confess my Spidey sense is tingling. But I still think "Tom Mabe" from the e-mail is fake, and I'm not un 5-ing the site because f*ck you, I thought it was funny, and that's all I care about.
February 8th, 2007
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four interrupted months, that is
February 8th, 2007
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I've been taking much abuse because of this website. Accusations have ranged from view-hacking to being "un-YTMND-like", so, I give this proposal. Max believes that this site has cost him $1880 in fees. In order to undo the "destruction" of my YTMND, I propose that if the YTMND community donates $1880 back into the site and as a consequence, the site will be deleted and the “damage” finally undone (I will give up the domain to Max to do with what he will [redirect to YTMND?]).
February 8th, 2007
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If you care about YTMND and believe in the impact this site donate to purify the site. There is no time limit to this offer. Max may still take the site forcefully, but I am giving the community a chance to prove themselves (and their hatred for the site) and give reparations to Max which he would not receive otherwise. I view this as a fair proposal.
February 8th, 2007
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If no one is interested in this offer, the website must not be as controversial as everyone thought. Your move. (For those who criticize me over this move, I will simply say that I have nothing to gain out of this and the one you will be disadvantaging is Max and YTMND)
February 8th, 2007
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ooooh, well played.
February 8th, 2007
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This site and its controversy are a part of YTMND history. It should stay.
February 8th, 2007
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f*ck your gay website c*ckf*g
February 8th, 2007
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Interesting proposal. Not as interesting as Jonathan Swift's, but who can beat baby eating? Nobody, that's who. I guess my question now is if Max wanted to delete it, as he said in the news item thing involving "Tom Mabe", why didn't he already? Anyway, you keep your five because it still made me laugh, and at least you're nutting up and challenging the comment spammers. I'll be shocked if you get more than $400 in donations, though.
February 8th, 2007
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Your proposal would be more effective as a seperate site.
February 8th, 2007
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Also see: http://htpatproposal.ytmnd.com
February 8th, 2007
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why not delete this site and redirect the URL to the mp3 hosted on tom mabe's site? let it eat his bandwidth
February 8th, 2007
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I change my vote to a three for this proposal.
February 8th, 2007
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Holy,you came back from the dead! Not only did you deleted the "hacked" image,but now you are offering a proposal. Lemme guess...from the sh*t load of spam you receive ever single day? Huh. Guess what would happen if it was deleted anyway...HTTP 404 NOT FOUND DOG would be the top viewed. And of course this(and you) is un-ytmnd like,I didn't give a crap for the blue balls anyway.
February 8th, 2007
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"why not delete this site and redirect the URL to the mp3 hosted on tom mabe's site? let it eat his bandwidth" Because Mabe's site doesn't host this audio clip, at least not in its entirety, that I found. The poster's proposal is that after deletion, the redirect can go anywhere Max wants, but he's not deleting it until the community steps up. I think it's a grand idea.
February 8th, 2007
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No. More. Telemarket. Pranking. Ever!!!
February 8th, 2007
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f*ck u. I am tired of seeing this site every day on the top 15. f*cker.
February 8th, 2007
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How about you pay the 1800 dollars for spamming your site to all thos ehumopr sites and creating this problem? Then shoot yourself
February 8th, 2007
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why would someone pay for something you did, he can delete it just as easy. Thats what everyone really wants to see...
February 8th, 2007
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i think thats a swell idea
February 8th, 2007
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this site alone has made me loose all faith in YTMND. The fact that something this retarded that was on the Bob and Tom show once could gain such unrivaled popularity on this site makes me sad.
February 8th, 2007
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Five hours into the Great Sphonix Challenge, and the toteboard reads ... zero. Way to put your money where you downvotes are, guys.
February 8th, 2007
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Am I missing somthing here, why the f*ck should we pay?
February 8th, 2007
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Hmm. Seems your proposal is just going to attract more people to hear the damned Telemarketer call and cost Max even more money. Just go away!
February 8th, 2007
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F*ck this f*ggot.
February 8th, 2007
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heres what you can do - log into your account, delete the f*cking site, then shoot yourself. try not to suck too many dicks while doing so, f*get
February 8th, 2007
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You expect people to spend a total of $1800 because it's shady as hell that your several month old site is getting double and triple the page views of brand new sites also on the Top 15? You really want all the other users to fork over the hosting cost to remove your site that you seem to be view hacking? Wow. Drown in a fire, please. :D
February 8th, 2007
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This site doesn't get so many views because of viewhacking or other shady whatnot...its becuase by now its been linked to and posted on hundreds of message boards and compilation sites, which guarantees it thousands of views a day.
February 8th, 2007
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im not giving you money for your lame *ss mistake. and is it just me or does the telemarketer sound ALOT like Tucker from red vs blue? (if that was already addressed, my bad; i didnt read all this sh*t)
February 8th, 2007
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GTFO
February 8th, 2007
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How the hell do you want people to pay this? You want us to pay you for removing this piece of sh*t? If you wanted to help max, you'd delete this crap right away and stop view hacking. F*cking f*g.
February 8th, 2007
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too bad you're a gigantic douche, and max should ban you outright for trying to get almost $2000 to your site, thus increasing views and no guarantee of deletion. Assmunch
February 8th, 2007
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Nope.
February 8th, 2007
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ban Sphonix and I'll donate $20
February 8th, 2007
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You all suggest me paying the $1880, but I will not pay anything cause I have not done anything that I believe has damaged the site. The challenge is on the community who hates my YTMND (a large community) to donate and prove HOW I am ruining the site, and that their downvote's and accusations are not out of jealousy but because they cared about YTMND (as they all seem to care about). I'm offering a choice to the community and to Max which benefits everyone except me IF you all follow through.
February 8th, 2007
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"I have not done anything that I believe has damaged the site." Yeah, all you did was make this site. Even if you're not the one googlebombing it, you're still refusing to take it all in good humor and polendize the site or at least something amusing. You seem to want to defend this site to the death, despite the fact that you put a minimal amount of effort into it. But you're right about the jealous part. I wish I had a site that has a 3.48. I wish nearly the entire ytmnd community hated me.
February 8th, 2007
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Please jump in front of a speeding freight train today.
February 8th, 2007
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I agree, if Sphonix gets banned, I'll donate 10 bucks.
February 8th, 2007
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So you're holding your site for ransom you dirty jew? Why shouldn't max charge you $1,800 for being the pos that you are. If he does, I bet you'll delete the site real quick. F*ck you.
February 8th, 2007
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Just take the damned site off
February 8th, 2007
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You f*cking dirty jew. You belong in a gas chamber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2007
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how about this? if this guy pays, then EVERYONE pays for the bandwith our sites have cost. Or do you think your sites don't cost anything to run?
February 8th, 2007
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I respectfully call for this site to be terminated for the good of mankind.
February 8th, 2007
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ZeroTron, did you read what max said 2 news posts ago? read: http://ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=57
February 8th, 2007
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didnt click
February 8th, 2007
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you should have just said donate $100 bucks
February 8th, 2007
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What could you possibly do? Once a ytmnd is in the hall of fame you cant change/delete it (or so ive heard)
February 8th, 2007
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Ithink there should be a contest to see who can design the best site to replace HTPAT. Can you imagine who funny it would be if all of a sudden, the thousands of non ytmnd folk that visited the site got a screamer instead, or message telling them they where bel-air'd.
February 8th, 2007
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No.
February 8th, 2007
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lol wtf, give up the site to Max? it's his f*cking website, who the f*ck do you think changed it on you? It wasn't hacked, don't be a retard. Max can do whatever the f*ck he feels like. Just delete the site already, it's f*cking stupid.
February 8th, 2007
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That's one of the dumbest proposals ever. While it isn't your fault this has been linked everywhere (assuming you're telling the truth). The fact is this isn't a YTMND and never was. You just took audio from another site and posted it here. Of course the retards who fived this stolen garbage in the first place share a part of the blame.
February 8th, 2007
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Why don't YOU donate some money for this crap? F*g
February 8th, 2007
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Sphonix...you are as stated before....a dirty jew. You c*ckf*g. Damn you to hell...you and this site you created. I hope Max comes and like....murders you. You stupid c*ckf*g. If only sexymofo were here....he/she/it would say you fail. It's about time you deleted the site. Holding it for ransom is the dumbest f*cking idea I have ever heard of. Jesus is not pleased.... By the way...when Oprah Winfrey finds this she will use her psycho power to destroy this site. Sphonix....the dumb f*ggot c*ckf*g
February 8th, 2007
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This proposal is outrageous. $1880 is alot of money, a lot of money many YTMNDers don't have, as they're either high schoolers with no/minimum wage jobs, or college kids, with minimum wage/no jobs. I personally do believe that you had nothing to do with this, but your "proposal" strikes me as a "They'll never fulfill this, so I won't have to take the site down, and I look innocent." Look. I know this isn't your fault, but just delete the site. You know what the problem is even if you don't want to admit it,
February 8th, 2007
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so just delete it. What do you have to lose? Pride? I doubt you could lose that much from deleting a simple site.
February 8th, 2007
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This needs more Polend and goatse. Oh, wait, and more deleted.
February 8th, 2007
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I wish someone made a ytmnd about me lol...please? Sphonix....I hope you know that your mailbox will be so spammed you cant see sh*t.
February 8th, 2007
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Penises in this f*cking gayness.
February 8th, 2007
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The appropriate thing to do would be to convert this site to a Polend extravaganza.
February 8th, 2007
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5
February 8th, 2007
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f*ck this site
February 8th, 2007
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so...
February 8th, 2007
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this is crap, you want real prank calls listen to Sal and richard on the Stern show
February 8th, 2007
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February 8th, 2007
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"You all suggest me paying the $1880, but I will not pay anything cause I have not done anything that I believe has damaged the site." AND WE HAVE???
February 8th, 2007
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1'd. Rating: 3.4636 stars (3.46) eat that f*ggot
February 8th, 2007
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You guys should realize that he has a right to keep this site and is not obligated to take any action. Any proposal, even a bad one, is better than no proposal. If any of you guys suddenly got 6.5 million views on one of your sites, you wouldn't delete it. Also, if this site had only ten views a day, no one would ask him to delete it.
February 8th, 2007
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delete site, is there anyone out there who remembers back when ytmnd use to be funny?
February 8th, 2007
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uh...
February 8th, 2007
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lol kid is so gay
February 8th, 2007
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Your proposal makes me think your a f*cking f*ggot
February 8th, 2007
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1'd, the clip is funny, but your proposal is just plain gutless. Yeah, ask a bunch of highschool and college students to cough up 1800 bucks. Maybe I should tell everyone that I'll run a marathon when George Bush agrees to give me head.
February 8th, 2007
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You obviously did view hack it, you f'ing phag. Making fun of gays, can only go so far. Honestly, we're in 2007. I'm sick of hearing these retarded homosexual jokes. Grow up, you twat.
February 8th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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Whats great is how many commenters don't seem to have seen the original HTPAT.
February 9th, 2007
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how about just deleting it?
February 9th, 2007
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CooWOOOOkie crisp!
February 9th, 2007
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I like this site I give it 5.
February 9th, 2007
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It's time for somebody to lead All of America's N*gg*z And By That I Mean The Rich The Brown The Black The Women The Poor All of America's N*gg*z And By That I Mean If We Can Put The N*gg* Vote Together We Could Bring About Great Change In This Country If We Can Put The N*gg* Vote Together We Could Bring About Great Change In This CountryIt's time for somebody to lead All of America's N*gg*z And By That I Mean The Rich The Brown The Black The Women The Poor All of America's N*gg*z And By That I
February 9th, 2007
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It's time for somebody to lead All of America's N*gg*z And By That I Mean The Rich The Brown The Black The Women The Poor All of America's N*gg*z And By That I Mean If We Can Put The N*gg* Vote Together We Could Bring About Great Change In This Country If We Can Put The N*gg* Vote Together We Could Bring About Great Change In This CountryIt's time for somebody to lead All of America's N*gg*z And By That I Mean The Rich The Brown The Black The Women The Poor All of America's N*gg*z And By That I
February 9th, 2007
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A pretty lame proposal. Why don't we just throw that money down the toilet and hope it clogs a dam? If it cannot be deleted at least change the content. I still don't understand why you couldn't have deleted it before it was HOF'd anyway. You didn't have to let it get to this point but you did, and for that I can officially declare you as a greedy *ssh*le (unless you can come up with a perfectly logical reason for waiting so long).
February 9th, 2007
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delete this crap already. nobody likes it. nobody likes you
February 9th, 2007
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die for asking for money
February 9th, 2007
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Interesting proposal Sphonix. Though I highly doubt people are going to sponsor this site. It's a good try though. I don't think you should take it down either by the way.
February 9th, 2007
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LOL, INTERNETS!
February 9th, 2007
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Here's what you do: First, delete you're gay assed website. It's unoriginal, it's not creative, it's pure garbage. Bob and Tom are idiots, and Tom Mabe is a f*ggot. Second, you delete your profile. We don't like you, and we think you're a f*ggot. Third, you buy a gun and commit suicide. The world doesn't need any more sh*teaters like yourself.
February 9th, 2007
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I dont believe you have done anything wrong dude, but still, to ask everyone to pay, that's stupid. I dont hate this site, if anything, it may have made ytmnd as a whole more popular on the realm of internet. Hell, I got hooked to this cus I saw the emo song ytmnd on the wow forums. As for what the so call tom mabe threats, they are baseless, therefore, we should be scared about anything. The site hasnt costed us 1880 dollars. As Max said, ytmnd actually served as a form of advertising for Tom Mabe.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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BAN SPHONIX AND DELETE THE SITE AND WE CAN ALL EAT CAKE
February 9th, 2007
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I propose 1880 people sponsor this for $0. I don't know if this will prove anything, but it will look cool. I'll start.
February 9th, 2007
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I bet you if you changed this site for just 1 day to the same sh*t as lemonparty.org, you would make headline news.
February 9th, 2007
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i say when this site gets deleted somone make a ytmnd useing the ending of return of the jedi when the death star explodes and everyone celebrates but in place of the death star u have this ytmnd
February 9th, 2007
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I wanna go to the NC zoo in the spring time.
February 9th, 2007
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Lol, Someone donate this site negative money!
February 9th, 2007
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DoomFrost is a f*ggot too?
February 9th, 2007
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Step 1. Delete this f*cking site. Yah it was good but you really dont need to view it more than once or twice. We've all seen it. So just delete the site and lets move on! If Max still needs that money which I dont think he will, HE will make that proposal to the community, not you.
February 9th, 2007
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hey, 1200+ people marked this site as a favorite, they like it, who knew the artist was such an A$$hole. I never heard of the guy until this site, I never would have googled his name if it weren't for this site, but he can't appreciate word of mouth advertising, cause that's what this is, then f_ck him, let him die in a public bathroom in a poor neighborhood with his hand is some hobo's pants. Because of that letter he sent Max, I will never buy any of his work and will tell others to do the same.
February 9th, 2007
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You go Sphonix. You're going where no man has ever gone before. You rock! Continue to keep rockin' like that. 5'd for keeping the site up. Max can delete it whenever he wants to.
February 9th, 2007
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f*ck your gay sh*t
February 9th, 2007
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k
February 9th, 2007
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"Give me monay" I Give you BAG OF DIKKS
February 9th, 2007
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Your a pretty big douche if you wont just take it off. I don't think that in anyway is this our faults, and that we should have to pay for it. You can't make up for this, so don't try to glorify yourself by trying to do make us do something right in the name of Sphonix.
February 9th, 2007
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"You guys should realize that he has a right to keep this site and is not obligated to take any action." YTMND is a privilege, not a right.
February 9th, 2007
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I got a proposal. Just delete this peice of sh*t.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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you are now 1 cent closer, oh wait paypal has a 70 c fee. nm.
February 9th, 2007
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THIS YTMND IS NSFW!
February 9th, 2007
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I agree with Umaycallusq
February 9th, 2007
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gay
February 9th, 2007
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Max, transfer ownership of the domain http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ -- to me. I promise you, I'll make it funny. (wel,l funnier than the Fanfareownership transfer)
February 9th, 2007
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The worse part about your proposal is that by donating large amounts of money to this site it will be on the Sponsored list for God knows how long and on the Top Viewed spot at the same time. You are stupid.
February 9th, 2007
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wow, nobody sponsored this
February 9th, 2007
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This doesn't need to be on the sponsored list, it'll be the top viewed pretty much forever until it's sponsored into deletion.
February 9th, 2007
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this isn't funny anymore
February 9th, 2007
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ban sphonix and delete this site
February 9th, 2007
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Well I changed my vote back to 1 considering this proposal turned out to be crap.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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6.5 million views isn't THAT many*, look at youtube there are some really sh*tty videos, ones not even of this quality that make it into the 8 digit realm
February 9th, 2007
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noettik....you are a stupid ho...we aren't jealous. we just wish the site to be gone...like you....c*ckf*g...oprah will kill you too
February 9th, 2007
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http://howtokillatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
February 9th, 2007
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CLICK [NWS] AND THIS SITE WILL EVENTUALLY DROP OFF THE FRONT PAGE. "DO IT! DO IT, NOW!!" --Ahnold
February 9th, 2007
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The worse part about your proposal is that by donating large amounts of money to this site it will be on the Sponsored list for God knows how long and on the Top Viewed spot at the same time. You are stupid. - This is true. http://howtokillatelemarketer.ytmnd.com - Also true. All ze haters must go to this.
February 9th, 2007
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http://howtokillatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
February 9th, 2007
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If you destroy the satellite, we can head straight for venom!
February 9th, 2007
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BOO!
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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This thing is never going to die it seems...
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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done and done
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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k die
February 9th, 2007
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f*ck u
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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So this **** thinks we should pay him, simply for being a ****?!? Yeah hate to tell you this buddy, but you can't make a deal when you don't have any cards to play here. Nobody is going to give you anything because you don't deserve it.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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About .3 rating points away from being the lowest rated ytmnd in the hall of fame (i think so at least)
February 9th, 2007
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die.
February 10th, 2007
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you were just a man making a ytmnd. they made the hate. you didn't mean for this. i think you do ytmnd good, with the exposure and whatnot. way2go. kudos for surviving the massive tsunami of searing hate.
February 10th, 2007
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HOLY F*CKING ABOMINATION!
February 10th, 2007
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Please take the site down. It was funny; now everyone's just sick of it.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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i would create a new account, mostly because the 11 year old population of ytmnd is angry. I would also change your password to like 20 characters with alternating caps, symbols and numbers to prevent this from getting deleted if someone hacks your account. good luck to yah.
February 10th, 2007
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"i don't understand, you people down vote him because the site is popular?" Because popular isn't the same as viewhacked, which this more than obviously is. Every night the daily view count resets, and within an hour it has thousands of views. You're telling me thousands of people stumble upon this in the middle of the night every night?
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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Wow stfu why wont this ytmnd just die peacefully
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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...How does this end up #1 every day....
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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This cannot continue. I have been called to arms.
February 10th, 2007
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F*ck You Tom Mabe!!1
February 10th, 2007
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Why did you change the entire title? It wasn't necessary. It just seems that you're TRYING to get more views.
February 10th, 2007
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KILL THIS HORRIBLE SH*T NOW
February 10th, 2007
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I know why this site is getting lots of views. This site is being linked in massive numbers of forwards and it keeps growing. Hell, my mom forwarded me a a link to this haha.
February 10th, 2007
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Come on people, we're only 1877 $0.00 sponsors away from our goal. All you need is a PayPal account with a penny in it. This proposal makes just as much sense as Sphonix's as far as I'm concerned.
February 10th, 2007
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You have to think about how awesome 1880 $0.00 sponsorships in a row would look. And if thats not doing anything for you then think about the free advertising getting your name at the top of this page would bring your sites.
February 10th, 2007
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u changed the title...great. u have me stumped as 2 what 2 say.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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Wow, first you make a sh*tty site, viewhack it to make it look popular, then you try to exploit money out of US instead of taking it down? You f*cking suck dude. Please cut yourself from your wrists to your armpits. I'd rather downvote this into oblivion.
February 10th, 2007
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I have a proposal for you dickhead. How about you take down the site and that alone will be worth the money that you cost YTMND. Also, snape kills anna nicole smith.
February 10th, 2007
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you have ruined the YTMND top views list.....way to go dumb shi t
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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wow, people are so gay for hatin on you. it's just ytmnd people, get over it who cares?!
February 10th, 2007
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You oughta just ignore all these anal splooging cum dumpsters. It's lovely scrolling down and seeing their early praise, the hypocritical stumps.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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OK I'll pay the $1880. I see you are a real trustworthy person so if you don't mind I'd prefer to PayPal the money directly to you, then you can make the donation in your own name.
February 10th, 2007
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Why don't you guys just ignore it? I just look at the top nine.
February 10th, 2007
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I was here to view the entire thing, since the begining to the end, and all I have to say is that, this, like most YTMNDs, was sort-of funny; a one-time view thing that is funny the first time. BUT THIS F*CKING SH*T WOULD NOT GO AWAY. Users begged for its deletion, while some f*ggoty few decided to be pricks and votehack it. The owner, would not take it down, and max took no action. And soon, it took the number 1 most viewed spot on YTMND, in a matter of months, reaching insane amounts of hits PER HOUR
February 10th, 2007
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, making it very unlikely that it was without hacking. It replaced Blue Ball Factory, a beloved YTMND deserving of the title, and a so-so YTMND that was only about a dumb prank phone call, a one-time laugh, a 3-star at best, became the top viewed of YTMND, and now we have to see it there every day on the front page, mocking us and all of the YTMND users who actually try to enjoy this site.
February 10th, 2007
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funny everyone enjoyed at first, gave it a five, and now downvote it
February 10th, 2007
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Wow,the rating went from 4 something to 3.41. A new record.
February 10th, 2007
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One day in the future we'll all be laughing about this and saying, "Man... remember that Telemarketer site?" "Yea, that was a pain in the ass, huh? lol" Just stfu you friggin pussies, the site will be gone soon and it wont be there anymore, not like it even matters much.
February 10th, 2007
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Hate this site. Hated it since it appeared. Please remove.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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THE BEST SITE EVER!!! OMG WHO EVER DOESNT LIKE THIS MUST SUCK FAT DICKS!
February 10th, 2007
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WHOEVER LIKES THIS MUST SUCK FAT DICKS
February 10th, 2007
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February 11th, 2007
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It's official. This is now the lowest rated site on the Hall of Fame.
February 11th, 2007
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This site has been number 1 viewed for so long now even the ytmnds about how it should be deleted are getting old. Please delete it now to end it's misery.
February 11th, 2007
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February 11th, 2007
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February 11th, 2007
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Wow... downvote hacked to hell...
February 11th, 2007
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Here's a better idea: Just have max auction off this site domain. The highest bidder after 10 days should get to keep the domain.
February 11th, 2007
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