A Single Cell
Created on: November 5th, 2006
A Single Cell
So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.
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November 5th, 2006
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November 5th, 2006
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1'd for evolution, lawl.
November 5th, 2006
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lol, evolution
November 5th, 2006
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So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations
November 5th, 2006
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I don't believe in evolution but its a pretty cool animation.
November 5th, 2006
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"So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations." Thats going in the description. lol, South Park.
November 5th, 2006
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Look! Up in the sky! It's an egg! It's a penis! It's a football! It's a spoon!
November 5th, 2006
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needs more NEDM
November 5th, 2006
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Wasn't this from Carl Saygan or however you spell his name? That "Cosmos" show.
November 6th, 2006
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This is awesome.
November 6th, 2006
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OMG! It must be true!
November 6th, 2006
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*__*
November 6th, 2006
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nice
November 6th, 2006
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It looks very smooth when it is changing forms, plus the music fits too.
November 6th, 2006
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TITS!
November 6th, 2006
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i like ratatat i jus dont like when somone uses them in there ytmnd
November 6th, 2006
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Wow that's great. I mean fundamentals and all that but this is great.
November 6th, 2006
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Creationists, unite!
November 6th, 2006
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MTown is correct. This animation is from Cosmos, not Wikipedia. That said, 4'd for strong music and fun watch.
November 6th, 2006
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MTown is correct. This image is from Cosmos, not Wikipedia. That said, 4'd for strong music and fun watch.
November 6th, 2006
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nice music
November 6th, 2006
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nice music
November 6th, 2006
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5'd for description.
November 6th, 2006
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Sucks. Should have featured the Dawn of Man from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Followed by thermonuclear war.
November 6th, 2006
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ha +3 for southpark reference -everything else for evolution
November 6th, 2006
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amazing how this all just happened by chnce, huh?
November 6th, 2006
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awesomeness
November 6th, 2006
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5 for description. 8D
November 6th, 2006
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I usually wouldn't give above a 2 for artsy fartsy YTMNDs but between the music and your description this was worh it.
November 6th, 2006
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neato
November 6th, 2006
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Niice.
November 6th, 2006
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5 for Cosmos
November 6th, 2006
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Cite this as Cosmos, that's where Wiki got it
November 6th, 2006
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1'd for making single-celled eukaryotes feel bad.
November 6th, 2006
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5'd for bewbs
November 6th, 2006
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I like what you did there.
November 6th, 2006
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IM A RETARTED FISH FROG :D
November 6th, 2006
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Yaaaay, I came from a fish! Yaaaaaay
November 6th, 2006
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Darwin lied. 3'd for music
November 6th, 2006
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ratatat is all kinds of awesome. cool gif too.
November 6th, 2006
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The bands name is Ratatat, not Ratata.
November 6th, 2006
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I thought about taking off a star for skipping coral, but you included the cnidarians, and that's good enough for me. Plus, awesome song.
November 6th, 2006
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-1 for southpark in description
November 6th, 2006
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omg it's evolution, let's start some religious discussion and a flamewar!!!1!11
November 6th, 2006
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bah nevermind
November 6th, 2006
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I AM NOT A MONKEY >:(
November 6th, 2006
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nice
November 6th, 2006
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5 for animation, even if you didn't create it, I don't give a f*ck and all you elitist snobs shouldn't either. 5 for description. also 5 for ratata. damn, there aren't enough 5's to fit in this little space.
November 6th, 2006
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5ed for factuality. There are no non-tard Creationists.
November 6th, 2006
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I lol'd.
November 6th, 2006
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love how the music hits right when humans come up.
November 6th, 2006
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You're going to burn in hell with your hethen theory's....you make me and Jesus sick...bleugh
November 6th, 2006
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Great show :)
November 6th, 2006
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3rd times a charm right? http://realintelligentdesign.ytmnd.com/ http://abiohump.ytmnd.com/ +1 for cool song
November 6th, 2006
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5'd for the song alone.
November 6th, 2006
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Ratatat woot! I would've use Tacobel Canon though.
November 6th, 2006
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this is great
November 6th, 2006
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1'd for evolution, lawl.
November 6th, 2006
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^ You fail. Evolution cannot be argued, and anyone with any common sense and an education knows it.
November 6th, 2006
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Cool, just watched this the other day on Cosmos on the Science Channel. Funny how far backwards this country has come since the 70s LOL.
November 6th, 2006
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lol,BAH
November 6th, 2006
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5 for good artsy ytmnd, -2 for being unoriginal, +1 for having the best song. I'm a creationist, but I'm also an artist and I respect this as a good artwork. Creationist's, don't downvote just because you don't agree, YTMND's are meant to please, not convince.
November 6th, 2006
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I saw at least two vaginas there
November 6th, 2006
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HOLY FUKKEN 5'd
November 6th, 2006
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Thx for the comments ppl, good or bad its cool to have input.
November 6th, 2006
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This site suggests humans evolved from reptiles, which is false. If anything, they were amphibians, not reptiles.
November 6th, 2006
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5 for showing how evolution doesn't work. Cheers.
November 6th, 2006
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needs more been done before
November 6th, 2006
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awesome synch
November 6th, 2006
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ZOMG WIN!
November 6th, 2006
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no one cares
November 6th, 2006
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I love how, after reading 'You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.' in the description, I scroll down a bit and there's a massive flashing ad banner saying 'CONGRATULATIONS'. XD And the site is cool too.
November 6th, 2006
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too bad that never happened
November 6th, 2006
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?
November 6th, 2006
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+5 for evolution and stuff. -1 for no mutant fish squirrel actually having butt sex.
November 6th, 2006
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5 for boobs
November 6th, 2006
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Music owns to much
November 6th, 2006
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That's some f*cked up evolution, but great animation. Damn fish squirrel!!
November 6th, 2006
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i expect someone to do a chistian version where lex shouts out "WRONG!!!" and play that Awsome God song i would do it, but i suck at that kind of stuff
November 6th, 2006
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OMHF I WANTED TO DO THAT I HATE I HATE YOU I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY.
November 6th, 2006
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5 fo the sh*t u prolly gon get!
November 6th, 2006
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I'm pretty sure "dinosaur" was never part of our evolutionary chain, but f*ck it here's a 5
November 6th, 2006
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November 6th, 2006
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congratulations!
November 6th, 2006
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I see what you did there!
November 6th, 2006
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So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations FTW!
November 6th, 2006
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damn evolution.... I dont believe in it, but this is made so well that I have to give it a 5... IT PROVES NOTHING THOUGH!!!
November 6th, 2006
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DAMNIT, I WAS GOING TO DO THIS BUT I COULD NOT FIND THE CLIP OF COSMOS I NEEDED. AHHH, JUST AS I SUSPECTED, IT IS VERY HIGHLY RATED. DAMNIT. DAMNIT. Oh, and you win! Too bad there are dumb people on ytmnd who think evolution is false, morons. Jesus..f*cking...christ...
November 6th, 2006
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God damnit I hate creationists...5'd for Carl Sagan, 5'd for reality check, 5'd for evolution. Fav'd for music and evolution of life in 30 seconds. = D Double win sir, and I just figured it out. They reason the creationists don't accept the fact of evolution is because they really haven't evolved past the thought process of the first organism. ; )
November 6th, 2006
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Yeah..one last thing. Ms. Garrison was the character representing the idiocy of creationists, and how they barely understand evolution, so good job on proving matt and trey right.
November 6th, 2006
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5'd for blasphemy
November 6th, 2006
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Best Description Ever.
November 6th, 2006
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Needs humor. Seriously.
November 6th, 2006
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eh +1
November 6th, 2006
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5d for ratatat, 5d for evolution
November 6th, 2006
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neat, and lol at creationists downvoting truth
November 6th, 2006
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logged in to 5
November 6th, 2006
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Very enjoying to wach but it has been done before.
November 6th, 2006
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Hey, I'm a creationist and I gave it a 5... So screw you.
November 6th, 2006
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This gives me such a bonner!!!
November 6th, 2006
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Eventually, this created MAN, not woMAN.
November 6th, 2006
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Retarded fish frog approves
November 6th, 2006
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F*ck you mattdog1000000.
November 6th, 2006
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Sh*t, I should sponsor this!
November 6th, 2006
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wtf is cosmos?
November 6th, 2006
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Evolution makes baby Jesus cry.
November 6th, 2006
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"wtf is cosmos?" A pretty old show by Carl Sagan, a famous scientist who is now dead, sadly.
November 6th, 2006
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took me a while to figure out wtf was going on. very nice.
November 6th, 2006
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Man, I wish this had been around when I was studying vertebrate zoology. It'd be a hell of a thing to have playing in your mind during a test. :)
November 6th, 2006
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5'd for Ratatat.
November 6th, 2006
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trippy
November 6th, 2006
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Also, LOL at all the people ragging on evolution who don't have the first clue what they're talking about. XD "Darwin lied." Priceless!
November 6th, 2006
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I usually down vote sh*t like this, not bad at all
November 6th, 2006
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i am NOT a f*ckin monkey! (just kidding, i am)
November 6th, 2006
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EVOLUTION IS A LIE
November 6th, 2006
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p00pd00d, I sure hope you are just joking, or else you are a noob at reality.
November 6th, 2006
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5 for Cosmos with Carl Sagan. My astronomy teacher is showing those in class. Double 5 for Ratatat.
November 6th, 2006
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I like how it went from a 1 centimeter tadpole to a 1 foot fish.
November 6th, 2006
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And I like how you have no idea what you are talking about eternalmatt.
November 6th, 2006
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thats unpossible! praise jesus!
November 6th, 2006
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Beautiful music. Thanks for this, now I know of this great band :)
November 6th, 2006
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5'd for that really nice sinc.
November 7th, 2006
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Love the music. I posted the link to this on webct for my Biol1010 class. They like it.
November 9th, 2006
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Damn. Never thought about the INDISPUTABLE TRUTH that way.
November 9th, 2006
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Okay, maybe my first comment was incorrect. Evolution does have flaws, as does any master plan. But as Bill Maher put it, evolution is a concept accepted by SCIENTISTS. Intelligent design *coughCREATIONISMcough* is a concept accepted by guys in line to see "The Dukes of Hazzard". Good day.
November 9th, 2006
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Thanks for making this timeless instead of some retarded fad
November 11th, 2006
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at least some one is promoting the truth
November 12th, 2006
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fad music has evolved into ratatat!
November 20th, 2006
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if only you could explain complex mechanisms you could go on with a search for proof of macroevolution
November 29th, 2006
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Was browsing my favourites, and had to comment again. This is beautiful; really, honestly.
November 30th, 2006
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"Was browsing my favourites, and had to comment again. This is beautiful; really, honestly." Whoa. Deja Vu! This is one of the best ytmnd's on the sight and the combination of image and sound is truely beautiful. Good job and well done.
December 25th, 2006
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Pretty impressive animation, but I think evolution is the biggest load of crap ever...
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I'm LOVING that music!
August 13th, 2007
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EPIC.
August 25th, 2007
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I can't believe I've never seen this before...this needs to be one of the biggest sites on YTMND.
November 13th, 2007
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5 for music
April 12th, 2008
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"I'm pretty sure "dinosaur" was never part of our evolutionary chain" Those aren't dinosaurs, or modern reptiles. They are Synapsids. Our ancient ancestors.
January 22nd, 2010
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OMG I'M NEVER HAVING ANOTHER ABORTION!