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(1)
lol music was appropriate. in before faps.
December 4th, 2006
(7)
I masturbated to this YTMND.
December 4th, 2006
(3)
Tape giant pictures of goatse to every surface of your home and wear a helmet with a wire suspending said picture in front of your face for entire lifespan. good luck!
May 13th, 2008
(0)
I thought the point was to CURB masturbation...
November 24th, 2008
(0)
You sick f*ck...
December 4th, 2006
(1)
No wonder I had that nervous breakdown earlier, scuse me fellas my showerhead is calling. His name is Phillip.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
You forgot the 'why'.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lmao @ yell STOP! but there is no fuqin cure not even the real thing!
December 4th, 2006
(-1)
the f*ck is this sh*t?
December 4th, 2006
(1)
5'd only for sound b/c i stole it and will advertise it as my own. I MADE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEYYEAH
(10)
over-cumming is better than under-cumming
December 4th, 2006
(2)
"over-cumming is better than under-cumming" best comment ever. 5 for that
(1)
silly mormons...
December 4th, 2006
(1)
Woulda been better had there been a random nude girl at the end after "Good Luck". I was let down when there wasn't. :P
December 4th, 2006
(0)
ohhh steph, i knew you and the mormon brotheren would come to tempt me yet once again... :/
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Hilarious.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Every step turns me on anyway. 5/5
(0)
How do you overcome ytmnd? No, seriously.
December 4th, 2006
(3)
I came.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Perfect audio choice.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
normally this would be good enough to get you a 4, but the music gets you a 5 and a FAV.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
music taken out of context = teh win
December 4th, 2006
(1)
What I don't get is WHY Christian people aren't allowed to masturbate...it even says in the book of genesis how and when to do it without it being sinful, so why not do it that way instead not at all?
November 24th, 2008
(0)
What...?
December 4th, 2006
(4)
i usually keep a hammer by my bed and hit my dick with a hammer every 30 minutes
June 1st, 2007
(0)
HAHAHAHAHA.
December 4th, 2006
(1)
You forgot "If successful you should be sexually repressed enough that you now want to screw little boys."
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Hahaha, hell no!
December 4th, 2006
(1)
STOP! no STOP! brb...
December 4th, 2006
(0)
well they think drinking soda is a sin too....so wanking doesnt surprise me
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Stop
December 4th, 2006
(0)
not much going on here.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
this one's a winner, bob
December 4th, 2006
(0)
i also masturbated to this. also c*cks.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
that was hilarious
December 4th, 2006
(0)
This shouldn't be nsfw, since it's for educational purposes only.
December 4th, 2006
(-1)
fun times with atheism.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
The music is disturbing.
December 4th, 2006
(1)
Whoever wrote this song just got owned.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
This 5 is yours from an ex-Mormon.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
good technique, but they forgot the last step... have some self control and stop fapping your balls blue you freakin' ytmnd dorks
December 4th, 2006
(1)
lol, you know us too well
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lol, appropriate music. fap fap fap.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
"Tape giant pictures of goatse to every surface of your home and wear a helmet with a wire suspending said picture in front of your face for entire lifespan. good luck!" lol... better yet, goatse and tubgirl!, infact, every internet shocker ever in existance, just make a giant collage of sh*t blood and c*cks all around your house!
December 4th, 2006
(1)
I f*cking came
December 4th, 2006
(0)
The sad thing is, this could actually help.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
5 for trying to stop, (i'm guessing u failed and got your keyboard all wet and sticky) also, teksoqp!
(0)
I did precisely the opposite of every step just this morning. I fapped not five minutes before viewing this ytmnd. Do I feel guilty? Not really.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
How could you do that to such an innocent song?!!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I CAME
December 4th, 2006
(0)
THIS SITE MAKES NO SENSE!! Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpapfapfpafpafpfapfapfapfpfpafpapfpafpafpaspfsapdflaskdjfjkasdfl;k
December 4th, 2006
(0)
the music makes this YTMND.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
how do they go to the bathroom with such hard to remove clothes?
December 4th, 2006
(0)
MASTURBATING IS A TERRIBLE SIN!
(0)
who the f*ck cares? it's FUN
December 4th, 2006
(0)
LOL, I'm Mormon, and that's from like, the 60's or something. It's nowhere near that bizarre anymore.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
you know you can't be lazy
December 4th, 2006
(0)
LMAO!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
haha great song
December 4th, 2006
(0)
wet dream ftw!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I should've read this sooner as I just finished pounding pedro not more than 5 minutes ago.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
why do all lazytown songs sound exactly the same?
December 4th, 2006
(0)
made of suck
December 4th, 2006
(2)
The mormom cure to masturbation is to have as many kids as possible
December 4th, 2006
(1)
God created masturbation.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
nty
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I came.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
That was sick =)
December 4th, 2006
(0)
"The mormon cure to masturbation is to have as many kids as possible" Truest comment ever. WINWINWINWINWIN
December 4th, 2006
(0)
mormons got it all wrong. the best way to overcome the need to masturbate is to MASTURBATE. any 14 year old knows that.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Ugh. I f*cked up somewhere along the line.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
fapping is good for your health
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Or you could use the Dr-L337 method, Just get laid all the time, so you wont have to masterbate.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
"Or you could use the Dr-L337 method, Just get laid all the time, so you wont have to masterbate. " Actually, I think a research study stated that men who are sexually active are more likely to masterbate on the off days than those who aren't (or are virgins, forget which).
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lol, religion
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Wow.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Anybody who hates masturbation, hates america.
(0)
lol true that
December 4th, 2006
(0)
LMAO, night time day time anytimes a right time
December 4th, 2006
(0)
chickory drinking weirdos.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
What where are you penis.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
You forgot another step: Thinking of a good reason.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
but i dont want to
December 4th, 2006
(0)
thanks so much, it really helps
December 4th, 2006
(0)
it relly works
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I'm sorry...did I just read that they want you to TIE YOUR HAND TO THE BED at night?? I guess if all that doesn't work, then next step will be wrapping bamboo shoots around your penis.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
You may take my masturbation! BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
overcumming
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Be sure to get your rocks off 3-4 times a week to keep your prostate healthy!
December 4th, 2006
(1)
the NSFW tag is a little much for this one, genital and mental health are key for a happy workplace
December 4th, 2006
(0)
GONNA DO THIS
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I've broken off every bedpost on my bed...and my friend's bed using the tie method. The urge is tew strawng!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
but i removed both of my lower ribs to suck my own pnice, do you have any advice on that?
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lol @ self-bondage
(0)
5'd for song, -4 for not condoning fapin it
December 4th, 2006
(0)
f*ck that man, fapping is what keeps me alive
December 4th, 2006
(0)
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Boring.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Man, this just makes me appreciate masturbation even more, THX man!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Lol, music is grand.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I don't see why I wouldn't want to.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
what did it for me was the final frame. GOOD LUCK!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
as if i havent seen this already
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Laaame.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
http://www.atruechurch.info/masturbation.html Proof that nowhere in the Bible does is say that masturbation is a sin.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
thank you, i'm cured
December 4th, 2006
(0)
It used to ber sex can wait masterbate, now I cant even do that? You people suck
December 4th, 2006
(0)
k
December 4th, 2006
(0)
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
who wants to not masturbate seriously
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lmao. 5'd
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lol, sexual repression. No wonder they need 5 wives.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
"Proof that nowhere in the Bible does is say that masturbation is a sin." Why do I care what it says in the bible again?
December 4th, 2006
(0)
But why would i want to stop?
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Not to sound like Paris Hilton, but pictues would have been nice. I mean, there could have been some hilarious pictures made to coincide with the 7 steps.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
"lol, mormons."
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I'm cured!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
You know once I was at a party and there was this Mormon girl there and someone was like "Hey want a beer?" and she said no because Mormons could drink alcohol or f*ck anybody, well you know what. Ten minutes later she was doing shots of vodka then I f*cked her so how bouts that.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
F*GGOT, You stole this from TOTSE.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Remember to tie only one hand to the bedframe, leaving the leftover hand to fight off any midgets that might crawl out from under your bed and attack your penis with their tiny hands.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I didn't know whether or not to 1 or 5. 5 I guess for bringing it to our attention, but I guess all mormons are now officially 1'd, good work haha
December 4th, 2006
(0)
"STOP!"
December 4th, 2006
(0)
thanks for the info. -1 for lazytown
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Nice advice, but.... no thx
December 4th, 2006
(0)
this totally changes how i will think of this song :(
December 4th, 2006
(0)
5 for new LAZYTOWN
December 4th, 2006
(0)
FAP FAP FAP FAP STOP!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lmao @ background music
December 4th, 2006
(0)
LazyTown + long gif = really, really sh*ty YTMND.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
brb fap
December 4th, 2006
(0)
The "Do not lie awake in bed for any length of time, no matter what time of day it is" is the best one, imo
December 4th, 2006
(0)
worked for me
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I like how there is absolutely no proof that this is from the Mormon church...
December 4th, 2006
(0)
http://www.ldolphin.org/mormon.html Now there is
(0)
Well since these people are mormons, god tells me to do it.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
December 4th, 2006
(0)
As a native Utahn, I give this a big thumbs up.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
omg forgot to rate.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
As in, I fail at rating. (I gave you 5 stars, I just suck at this.)
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I don't have to worry about this anymore. I'm so old, I fall asleep halfway thru the process.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
alright the graphic didnt need to be there, i just 4'd it for the lazytown song so chock full of innuendo
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lol
December 4th, 2006
(0)
It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Whats masturbation? I hear about it at school all the time, but I'm not quite sure what it is.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Why would anyone want to break masturbation? The only thing wrong with it is, if you're a ultra conservative and christian, you beleive you'll go to hell. Geez. Just cause of this, I'm starting a pro-masturbation campaign! Grab your dick and doubleclick!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Thanks Mormons! I can finally stop! In fact, I'll stop right....wait.........no........damn.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Whats so evil about masturbation anyway? If god didn't want you to do it, he wouldn't have made it so enjoyable and easy.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
lol, google ads. "FAP High-Quality Proteins & Antibodies of FAP Readily Available"
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Seriously, if you are anti-masturbation, get the hell off the internet. If you haven't heard, the internet is for porn.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I didnt wanna read these
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I wonder why everyone assumes god is so non-sexual. He's the perpetrator of the most famous cuckhold of all time!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Masturbation? Oh it's great! Yeah, you do make a lot of ytmnds. Makes wonder about your employment status.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
LOL funny
December 4th, 2006
(0)
so i can dong it while im poopin?
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Sadly, all of the sick perverts out there will hear nothing from this.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
more reason to hate mormons
December 4th, 2006
(0)
haw, OVERCOMING YOU ARE A GENIOUS SIR YOU HAVE MY SWORD. urg
December 4th, 2006
(0)
what's wrong with fapping? Without fapping your TESTICLES WILL EXPLODE.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Lol, over cum masturbation.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
if masturbation stops, then the terrorists win... resistance is futile, lol
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I jerked off twice during this YTMND.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
sweet! thanks!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Tie Your hand to the bed... lol, kinky
December 4th, 2006
(0)
You should put a picture of a scantily clothed woman at the very end.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Teh funneh.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I prefer the method of involving another peson, so it is no longer masturbation.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Awesome YTMND. Sorry I cant write more, I gotta go rub one out.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I got a boner from that song and proceeded to masturbate to the nude picture I have of stephanie. None of your tips worked
December 4th, 2006
(0)
wow that described mt bay pretty well
December 4th, 2006
(0)
This YTMND gave me a woody.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
4 for simply posting what they say to the kids. 5 if it included really c*ck-numbing pictures to accompany it; or something excessively sexy- you choose.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
funny, and man are mormon's super crazy about being anti-masturbation, frankly that's one of the reasons i didn't convert, hahahaha
December 4th, 2006
(0)
the comments were funnier than the ytmnd. it's like a wanker convention. XD the internet is so full of horny teenagers, rofl
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Thanks lazy town!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
I was expecting a nasty-ass pic :o
December 4th, 2006
(0)
i found this at one of my mormon friend's house. (i have many mormon friends) ironically, the pages were stuck together.
December 4th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
(0)
lol, that aint going to stop me
December 5th, 2006
(0)
i failed
December 5th, 2006
(0)
Ha! What will they think of next?
December 5th, 2006
(0)
December 5th, 2006
(0)
the best way to deter these godless self mutilators is to cut off their hands, like they do in singapore... tho i bet they could still masturbate with a hook... hmmm. i'm curiously turned on... i mean... um... that would be terrible... terribly terrible. jesus loves you.
December 5th, 2006
(0)
I see. The best anti-masturbation tactic is to listen to LazyTown music over and over again!
December 5th, 2006
(0)
lulz
December 10th, 2006
(0)
Listening to stephanie telling my to beat my meat is not a good anti masturbation technique. *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
January 26th, 2007
(0)
If I had a penis, it'd be getting hard :D
April 11th, 2007
(0)
skeet ftw
(0)
5 for appropriate music!
(0)
Do not fret over me. I avoid masturbation as much as possible, and at the end of the day, I masturbate to reward myself! I hope that my comment doesn't go unnoticed.
(0)
June 30th, 2007
(0)
F*cking mormons... Why would I want to stop masturbating? That's not nearly as bad as having 2 or more f*cking wives... Some *ssh*les can't handle one, why would you want to add more?
August 31st, 2007
(0)
Why the cr*p would you want to stop?
December 22nd, 2007
(0)
I fapped to this out of spite.
August 4th, 2010
(0)
thx man...thx