A Very Merry Keanu Christmas
Created on: December 5th, 2006
A Very Merry Keanu Christmas

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December 5th, 2006
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ROOM SERVICE.
December 5th, 2006
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Oh hi.
December 5th, 2006
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I want a 10,000 dollar a day hooker.
December 5th, 2006
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merry keanumas!
December 5th, 2006
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i want a $10,000 a night club sandwich
December 5th, 2006
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inb4..nvm
December 5th, 2006
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YOU SALAD TOSSING DIHARREA BATHING DILDO WEARING MOTHERF*CKER, WHAT KIND OF A PIECE OF SH*T NERD ARE YOU, N*GG*, YOU WATCH A MOVIE AND GO LIKE ""omg dat wuld maek a good ytmnd mirite"" AND THEN YOU GO ACTUALLY DO IT ONLY TO GET DOWNVOTED TO A MERE, PATHETIC 4 STARS, WITH 200 VIEWS, WHAT GIVES, FOOL, WHAT GIVES HUH ????? GTFO OF HERE NO ONE GIVES A SH*T, picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com
December 5th, 2006
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I SEE WUT U DID THAR
December 5th, 2006
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I want to get online.
December 5th, 2006
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loo
December 5th, 2006
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OMG, YOU F*CKING OWN.
December 5th, 2006
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I can't stop laughing at it. XD
December 5th, 2006
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I NEED A COMPUTER
December 5th, 2006
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YOU WIN SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2006
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club sandwich
December 5th, 2006
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This is what it's all aboot, ytmnd that is. Awesome.
December 5th, 2006
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Keanu!
December 5th, 2006
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i NEED a COMPUTER!
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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classic
December 5th, 2006
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knew you made this for some reason
December 5th, 2006
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i lold hard
December 5th, 2006
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the 'lots of guns' clip in the movie is both too silent and with the music underneath is very distracting.
December 5th, 2006
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Hi. Am I still on notice btw?
December 5th, 2006
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I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM SERVICE
December 5th, 2006
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This site is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks
December 5th, 2006
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I NEED A COMPUTER
December 5th, 2006
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*clap* *clap*
December 5th, 2006
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keanu is such a f*cking idiot
December 5th, 2006
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I gotta five any site in which you photoshop Keanu's face onto a little short person's body (ahem AgentElrond.ytmnd.com ahem). Merry Christmas movie house.
December 5th, 2006
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heh
December 5th, 2006
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wow, A+
December 5th, 2006
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I WANT A COLD MEXICAN BEER!! Oh, and for "theplease" to die horribly, NEDM style.
December 5th, 2006
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I want to get online, I NEED A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2006
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i had no idea what to expect. loved it
December 5th, 2006
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Wow, bonus points for the Sufjan.
December 5th, 2006
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A want the club sandwich!!! I'm going to do that next time I go out to eat....."what do you want son?" `````````` "I WANT THE CLUB SANDWICH!!!!!" BITCH!!!!
December 5th, 2006
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This is made of WIN!!
December 5th, 2006
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http://pentagon911.ytmnd.com/
December 5th, 2006
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This would make the pope explode. Simply amazing! Your work is made of win and wrapped in bacon MasterSitsu!!
December 5th, 2006
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5 for Sufjan Stevens
December 5th, 2006
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must be a good hooker.
December 5th, 2006
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lol
December 5th, 2006
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fav'd for sufjan stevens
December 5th, 2006
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LOL! Win.
December 5th, 2006
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What a fun movie. Also Dogstar.
December 5th, 2006
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XD
December 5th, 2006
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I WANT ROOOOOOOOM SERVICE
December 5th, 2006
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GIVE ME MY F*CKING ROOM SERVICE!
December 5th, 2006
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dude, prime.
December 5th, 2006
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Johnny Fukkin Mnemonic + Christmas = 5 starzzz... Tu es dinero ;-)
December 5th, 2006
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YOU TELL HIM KEANU!
December 5th, 2006
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meh
December 5th, 2006
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5'd for obvious reasons, and also Dogstar in sources.
December 5th, 2006
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hooker
December 5th, 2006
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To be honest I didn't really laugh it was nothing outrageous
December 5th, 2006
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COLD MEXICAN BEER
December 5th, 2006
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
December 5th, 2006
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Picture, Sound, Text. Bit long to be classic, but still awesome nevertheless :P
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that child needs a spanking
December 5th, 2006
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ROOM SERVICE AND HOOKERS!!!!! WOOOOO
December 5th, 2006
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hahahaha that is. . .a little bit creepy
December 6th, 2006
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Simply Amazing. Fav'd.
December 6th, 2006
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Not funny
December 6th, 2006
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lol this rawks
December 6th, 2006
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Keanu. Period.
December 6th, 2006
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i have this movie on tape. its awesome.
December 6th, 2006
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December 6th, 2006
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zomg this scared me.
December 6th, 2006
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woulda been better with text that said, "I am Korf41's bitch"
December 6th, 2006
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cute as buttons
December 6th, 2006
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good one
December 6th, 2006
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This is great
December 6th, 2006
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i need to see johnny mnemonic again...saw that sh*t in the theater what...10 years ago? so horrible.
December 6th, 2006
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holy f*cking sh*t, long time i've actually lol'd at a ytmnd
December 6th, 2006
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you've done it again
December 6th, 2006
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This seriously made me laugh out loud. Nice Edits.
December 6th, 2006
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$10,000 a night hooker aka me, worth every penny. What can I say, Woodchuck is $4 a bottle.
December 6th, 2006
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Very Well.
December 6th, 2006
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I NEED acting lessons
December 6th, 2006
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how did you submit it again, only with the votes!?!?!?
December 6th, 2006
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You need a computer.
December 6th, 2006
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Wait, I'm a dick.
December 6th, 2006
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did someone just say picturesoundtext to this? wow.
December 6th, 2006
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the club sandwhich
December 6th, 2006
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I'll have my club sandwich with some fish biscuits, please.
December 6th, 2006
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Genius, as always Sitsu ^^
December 6th, 2006
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really :notfunny: sources not cited obviously stolen material 1'd
December 6th, 2006
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AYE SEA WOT U DID THARE
December 6th, 2006
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ROOOOOM SERVICE!!!!
December 6th, 2006
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5"d for room service and needing computers.
December 6th, 2006
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not funny, you fail, go die in a car fire, 5
December 6th, 2006
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I haven't laughed that hard at a YTMND IN FOREVER
December 6th, 2006
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I also would look a club sandwich.
December 6th, 2006
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an excellent ytmnd my good chum. There aren't enough ytmnds like the old ones with clips from movies. 5 for you.
December 6th, 2006
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Sufjan FTW also, Ypsilanti
December 6th, 2006
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XD nice
December 6th, 2006
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go keanu!
December 6th, 2006
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WOW SITSU DOES IT AGAIN DAMN YOU I NEED A COMPUTERRRRR
December 6th, 2006
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LOL, WIN!
December 6th, 2006
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sufjan stevens + johnny mnemonic = hark! the five'd angels pwn.
December 6th, 2006
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I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER!
December 6th, 2006
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good ol keanu reeves
December 6th, 2006
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Keanu reeve's sounds like the terrets guy
December 6th, 2006
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club sandwich..... club sandwich..... hooker!
December 6th, 2006
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will someone please ban 'theplease'/ If YTMND was CHristmas, he owuld be McScrrrogggeeeee
December 6th, 2006
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awesome. matrix blows
December 6th, 2006
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thats your old mall santa pic? You looked a lot like Keanu!!
December 6th, 2006
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f**king golden
December 6th, 2006
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i NEED a computer!
December 6th, 2006
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you forgot "guns, lots of guns" from the matrix
December 6th, 2006
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^^ I think the 'lots of guns' clip in the movie is both too silent and with the music underneath is very distracting.
December 6th, 2006
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What do you want for Christmas, Sitsu?
December 6th, 2006
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I want a club sandwich too.
December 6th, 2006
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HOOKER/5
December 6th, 2006
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retarded as hell
December 6th, 2006
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GG.
December 6th, 2006
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HOOKER!
December 6th, 2006
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This is awsome cause he actually sounds like one of those little brats that you just want to kill at christmas
December 6th, 2006
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amazing
December 6th, 2006
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"club sandwich" hahaha
December 6th, 2006
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I remember the I beleive you have my stapler that used that audio. Good show even though ur a gay f*g.
December 6th, 2006
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Sumguy21 approves of this message.
December 6th, 2006
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CLUB SANDWICH
December 6th, 2006
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just awsome
December 6th, 2006
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Best site today
December 6th, 2006
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rofl!
December 6th, 2006
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F*cking brilliant, I laughed my *ss off.
December 6th, 2006
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why? uhuhuh
December 6th, 2006
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I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER
December 6th, 2006
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December 6th, 2006
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You, sir, have just made my day
December 6th, 2006
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that movie cared the sh*t out of me
December 6th, 2006
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Awesome.
December 6th, 2006
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5d for halarity and sufjan stevens
December 6th, 2006
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on point, as usual.
December 6th, 2006
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I can't stop watching this; where are all the quotes from!? And by all, I mean "ROOM SERVICE!"
December 6th, 2006
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nevermind I am an idiot; didn't look at sources lol... time to rent Johnny Mnemonic!
December 6th, 2006
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Not bad for Christmas content, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. My family is glaring at me for it.
December 6th, 2006
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lol.
December 6th, 2006
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ROFL MY F*CKING WAFL DUDE!!!111
December 6th, 2006
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I WANT ROOM SERVICE!
December 6th, 2006
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LOL! I knew something would make use of this eventually. It's one of the greatest all time lame rants, produce in only a way that a no talent hack like Keanu Reeves can deliver.
December 6th, 2006
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win
December 6th, 2006
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Needs more horsedick
December 7th, 2006
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CLUB SANDWICH!!!!
December 7th, 2006
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I NEED, A COMPUTER.
December 7th, 2006
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A very merry win.
December 7th, 2006
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Sooooo gooood.
December 7th, 2006
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/me claps
December 7th, 2006
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It's ok, but you should include more variation to what Keanu wants... Im sure there are lots more
December 7th, 2006
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Friggin' FAVED. I want more!
December 7th, 2006
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Club Sandwich and computer ftw
December 7th, 2006
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Ohh man, hilarious, biggest douche bag actor ever
December 7th, 2006
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Huzzah Sufjan! Hurray bad acting!
December 7th, 2006
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I want the club sandwich too!
December 7th, 2006
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keywords funneh
December 7th, 2006
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I NEED A COMPUTER
December 7th, 2006
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CLUB SANDWICH!
December 7th, 2006
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yea this rules.
December 7th, 2006
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lollerskates
December 7th, 2006
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Hah! ;)
December 7th, 2006
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really
December 7th, 2006
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hyuk! 5 for Sitsu
December 7th, 2006
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I want the cold Mexican beer!
December 7th, 2006
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5 for Sufjan.
December 7th, 2006
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congrats Mastersistu......I have favorited one of your YTMNDs.
December 7th, 2006
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Pretty f*cking lol
December 7th, 2006
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for the johnny mnemonic samples, you earn 5
December 8th, 2006
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You have done a good deed for humanity.
December 8th, 2006
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Haha he's very greedy.
December 8th, 2006
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Hahaha I love it
December 8th, 2006
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lawl
December 8th, 2006
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Where is the A Very Merry Alex Winter Christmas site?
December 8th, 2006
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I WANT ROOM SERVICE
December 8th, 2006
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hooker!
December 9th, 2006
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You truely are the man now dog
December 9th, 2006
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Godlike!
December 9th, 2006
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omfg i love this!
December 9th, 2006
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Nice use of Sufjan.
December 9th, 2006
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"YOU SALAD TOSSING DIHARREA BATHING DILDO WEARING MOTHERF*CKER, WHAT KIND OF A PIECE OF SH*T NERD ARE YOU, N*GG*, YOU WATCH A MOVIE AND GO LIKE ""omg dat wuld maek a good ytmnd mirite"" AND THEN YOU GO ACTUALLY DO IT ONLY TO GET DOWNVOTED TO A MERE, PATHETIC 4 STARS, WITH 200 VIEWS, WHAT GIVES, FOOL, WHAT GIVES HUH ????? GTFO OF HERE NO ONE GIVES A SH*T, picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com" -You shouldn't drink at your grandkid's house. Awesome YTMND
December 9th, 2006
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I _NEED_ a comPUTER!
December 9th, 2006
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LMAO
December 9th, 2006
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I lol'd
December 9th, 2006
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Hi, my name is UnknownEntity, I hope you all had a nice 5. Thank you for flying YTMND airlines.
December 9th, 2006
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Genius XD
December 9th, 2006
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Listened to this for over 10 loops
December 9th, 2006
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took me a while to get
December 9th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
December 9th, 2006
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Good Christ Man, I enjoyed that. mighty good laugh
December 9th, 2006
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lol, bacon
December 9th, 2006
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5'd until i saw sitsu
December 9th, 2006
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-2 for repeating some over and over, I shall grant you the two back if you add NEDM
December 9th, 2006
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Keanu, Russel Crowe, and the the Bacon Brothers - POWER BAND
December 10th, 2006
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You are a god, sir.
December 10th, 2006
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kill yourself
December 10th, 2006
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/T00T
December 10th, 2006
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another great ytmnd, ms. F*CKER!
December 10th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 10th, 2006
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HOOKER!!
December 10th, 2006
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you are amazing
December 10th, 2006
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sandwhich = $5 cold mexican beer = $4.50 hooker = $10,000 waking up the next morning with pregnant crack whore who plans on taking you to maury for child support = priceless
December 10th, 2006
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Best YTMND I've seen all day
December 10th, 2006
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Oh god i've been watching htis all day. Hilarious!
December 10th, 2006
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Win :D
December 10th, 2006
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Sufjan.
December 10th, 2006
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this made my day
December 10th, 2006
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win.
December 10th, 2006
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lol, 5'd
December 10th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU MASTER. Also hooker
December 10th, 2006
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I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!
December 10th, 2006
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lol, this is great!
December 10th, 2006
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You know what, it sounds like he's saying "I want the ten thousand dollar a night comforter", lol
December 10th, 2006
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i NEEEEED a COMPUTEEEER
December 10th, 2006
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5'd forever!!
December 11th, 2006
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I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH!
December 11th, 2006
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HOOKER
December 11th, 2006
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I love this to death.
December 11th, 2006
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I NEED a computer
December 12th, 2006
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Club sandwich. Club sandwich. Hooker!
December 12th, 2006
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i love you sooo much for this soooo much
December 12th, 2006
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club sandwhich
December 12th, 2006
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CLUB SANDWICH!
December 12th, 2006
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woo for sufjan and johnny
December 12th, 2006
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Sufjan ftw...
December 12th, 2006
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hooker...
December 12th, 2006
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xD
December 13th, 2006
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would be great if this were funny or if any of those movies were worth remembering.
December 13th, 2006
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i NEED a COMPUTER
December 13th, 2006
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Pwnt
December 13th, 2006
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you should include, "I want to get online."
December 13th, 2006
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club sandwich.
December 14th, 2006
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Club Sandwiches and Hookers, sounds like a party to me
December 14th, 2006
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i want a 5!
December 14th, 2006
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club sandwich....club sandwich....hooker.
December 14th, 2006
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SJDGasDJKGFasAAHAHA!!
December 14th, 2006
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different
December 15th, 2006
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Fantastic.
December 16th, 2006
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He only wants what most of us red-blooded Americans want: $10,000-a-night hookers!
December 19th, 2006
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Heh, nice. Wish there were quotes from other movies though.
December 19th, 2006
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lol. Great.
December 21st, 2006
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Club sandwich, club sandwhich. HOOKER! at the end cracked me up, GJ.
December 21st, 2006
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This made me lol, thanks for cheering up my Christmas with the fam.
December 23rd, 2006
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December 23rd, 2006
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i want a 10,000 dollar a night hooker too. actually, make that four, spanning the gamut of hair colors--red, blonde, brown, brunette. also, a pony.
December 28th, 2006
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.........................................................hooker!!!!!
January 2nd, 2007
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add more
January 7th, 2007
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when i saw this i couldn't believe that he actual said that, so i downloaded it and well.......... I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER! five stars for excellance.
January 16th, 2007
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Damn Master you never fail to make laugh!
March 21st, 2007
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I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THIS!
November 30th, 2007
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This will need to be sponsored tomorrow.
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