SA: I beat off to my sister (New Sound!)
Created on: December 6th, 2006
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So, this guy finds out that he has a half sister his dad was hiding for twenty five years, and not only realizes she's a pornstar, but that he wacked it to her? Original thread here: http://tinyurl.com/yd5yx4

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December 8th, 2006
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ohhh lawdy, is day sum delicious COPY PASTA?
December 8th, 2006
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As much as I dislike this YTMND, people who give it 1 star because of Simple Plan music are retarded. How stupid do you have to be to think the use of that song in this context is an endorsement of it?
December 8th, 2006
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FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
December 8th, 2006
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If it's on Something Awful then it has to be true
December 8th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!! BANGED BY DR-L337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 8th, 2006
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I beat off to his sister too.
December 8th, 2006
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Oh god.
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This would be so much better if you used Star Wars sounds from Return of the Jedi and Empire Strikes Back, movies filled with brother-sister love. Vader: "So, you have a twin sister?" Luke: "No! It's not possible!" Vader: "Your feelings have betrayed her, too!"
December 8th, 2006
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I preferred the old music :(
December 8th, 2006
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Old
December 8th, 2006
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I seriously think a lot of you missed the entire point of sponsorship. He's paid to get the site on the main page. The money goes to keeping YTMND running, why is that something to 1 star the site for? I mean why would you pay $35 so someone elses site gets stuck on the main page?
December 8th, 2006
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change music omg...
December 8th, 2006
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Sigmund Freud is proud my son, have a cigar...
December 8th, 2006
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wow, this music rocks. its so good.
December 8th, 2006
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if she was my sister incest would be cool
December 8th, 2006
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SA has a lot more than funny stuff on it. I've actually saved hundreds of dollars from promo codes and learned a lot of good stuff. It's a good resource. If you're looking for only funny on the internet, you're a worthless *ssh*le.
December 8th, 2006
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Win.
December 8th, 2006
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Super Mario World music!
December 8th, 2006
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Thanks for changing the music.
December 8th, 2006
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dont you hate when that happens?
December 8th, 2006
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lol! yeah, I saw this on SA. She also did BangBros (the best pr0n site evar)
December 8th, 2006
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fake
December 8th, 2006
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WOW!....................................................also c*cks!
December 8th, 2006
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Now with epic sound clips instead of music!
December 8th, 2006
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Did you guys ever hear of this girl's neighbor who bought a girl's gone wild video and recognized his neighbor's 17 year old daughter. he went over and even told her dad that he saw her in the video then she tried to sue but that must have been awkward for her and her neighbor.
December 8th, 2006
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Congratulations! You turned a junky site into something creative. It's just a shame you didn't have this audio to begin with.
December 8th, 2006
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Oedipus FTW
December 8th, 2006
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That guy stole my name...which I stole from a movie...which stole it from an old sketch comedy show...nevermind.
December 8th, 2006
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Haha! Audio = 5. gj :)
December 8th, 2006
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5 for audio
December 8th, 2006
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4 for the new sound alone, even though it's likely all just a made up SA gag.
December 8th, 2006
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Originally 3'd. 4'd for new sound, which is excellent. I don't know, even if she was a blood-related sister, if I went my life not knowing her at all, I'd have no problem f*cking her. Honestly, I think that I'd be more bothered that I'm f*cking a pornstart who's probably really loose and has high potential for diseases than I'd be bothered that I'm f*cking my sister.
December 8th, 2006
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saw this myself 5'd
December 8th, 2006
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5'd for SA
December 8th, 2006
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Yeah, as far as I am concerned, SA is the internet.
December 8th, 2006
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I find that unlikely. Though it is an interesting story, it's just too perfect. People post sh*t like that all the time.
December 8th, 2006
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meh
December 8th, 2006
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yes this epic sound is much, better, I laughed for an hour on this
December 8th, 2006
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GET A JOB F*GDOT
December 8th, 2006
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...I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later', I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
December 8th, 2006
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damn that's messed up.
December 9th, 2006
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You fail. You could have spent 35.00 on internet pr0nz.
December 9th, 2006
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Very GOOD! Ha ha ha!
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tl;dr
December 9th, 2006
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MUCH better audio. You now totally own.
December 9th, 2006
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LOL great new sound
December 9th, 2006
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Kudos to the YTMND warriors braving the treacherous spam filled internet porn world to bring us the masturbatory material to coincide with this interesting story. I' am forever grateful.
December 9th, 2006
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pwn3d
December 9th, 2006
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why would smoeone profess that, include a name, as well as providing a pic?
December 9th, 2006
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who the f*ck cares?
December 9th, 2006
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Total bs but a funny read.
December 9th, 2006
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Wow. WTF.
December 9th, 2006
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ROFL ROFL ROFL
December 9th, 2006
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i wish she would be my sister. i'd be proud! and i'd do her... sexy sister... who cares?
December 9th, 2006
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In the words of Sergeant Hartman: "JESUS H. CHRIST....."
December 9th, 2006
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i beat off to my cousin
December 9th, 2006
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lolx
December 9th, 2006
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Goons lawl
December 9th, 2006
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LMAO! Poor bastard...
December 9th, 2006
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Pics or it didn't happen.
December 9th, 2006
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teksoqp ftw
December 9th, 2006
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wow, i have a Gb of her vids
December 9th, 2006
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oh wow.... really strong man. People who 1 this dont deserve a vote.
December 9th, 2006
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i would do her if i would found out she was my sister lol borat style^^
December 9th, 2006
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changed vote from 4 to 5 for new sound
December 9th, 2006
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You could not have picked a better sound.
December 9th, 2006
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Please mock and ridicule me. Shun me from society.
December 9th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 9th, 2006
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5'd for the new sound!
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I'm glad you implemented my suggestion :D Bonus points for you!
December 9th, 2006
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an alternate sound you could use is too short's "i wanna f*ck your sister."
December 10th, 2006
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LOL
December 10th, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kacey_(porn_star)
December 10th, 2006
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tragic truly truly tragic
December 10th, 2006
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nothing wrong with self sponsorship when the YTMND is good
December 10th, 2006
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probably fake. the audio saves it
December 10th, 2006
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ZOMG! thats hilarious
December 10th, 2006
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vorschlagar, http://dramaticsisterporn.ytmnsfw.com/
December 10th, 2006
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i thought this was on ytmnd
December 10th, 2006
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Nooooo! that's impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!11
December 10th, 2006
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So she was embarrassed because her half-brother obviously recognised her, but not by having pictures of getting f*cked all over the internets?
December 11th, 2006
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"So she was embarrassed because her half-brother obviously recognised her, but not by having pictures of getting f*cked all over the internets?" That's kinda why people go into porn. They want to have pictures of themselves getting f*cked all over the intratron.
December 11th, 2006
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Still not great, but because you changed the sound clip, you get a 3. Don't forget to update the citations.
December 11th, 2006
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Thanks for your $35 dollar donation. By the way, its fake. So is Santa. Sorry.
December 11th, 2006
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Was trying to update the citations, it wasn't working, qq =(
December 11th, 2006
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Roffle
December 11th, 2006
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hahahahaha. man i missed this site. i've been busy as hell for 3 or 4 weeks and i come back to some real gems :D
December 11th, 2006
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Whoops-a-doodle!
December 12th, 2006
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I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.
December 12th, 2006
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http://vote5polandmachine.ytmnsfw.com/
December 12th, 2006
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That chick is kinda nasty though. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen her in any 1on1... Like, all she does is multiple guys, its kinda gross.
December 12th, 2006
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It's no big deal the way I see it. It's not like he had sex with her and he just proved he was a big douchebag by skipping out on the family gathering just because he was afraid he'd want to still f*ck her.
December 12th, 2006
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http://bigmouthfulls.bangbros1.com/gal/108/p/ringring/ now go beat to kacey
December 12th, 2006
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Self sponsoring = instant failure. Sponsor someone else's site if you want to support YTMND you selfish prick. That said...waste of my f*cking time.
December 12th, 2006
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lol owned
December 12th, 2006
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wow OWNED
December 13th, 2006
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Even better with this audio! Mega LOL's!
December 13th, 2006
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... i read a couple responses and everyone says "thats totally not real" well think real hard for a second on how many porn stars there are probably more than half of them are the bastard child of someones moment of shame that they never mentioned to their family for ages so it would at some point someone would have to end up in this situation.
December 13th, 2006
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One downvoter negated
December 13th, 2006
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THIS SITE IS SH*T.
December 14th, 2006
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H-I-LARIOUS
December 14th, 2006
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i would probably kill myself
December 14th, 2006
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thats some evil sh*ts
December 14th, 2006
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Self sponsored for any reason, downvote.
January 6th, 2007
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self-sponsor = auto-five for contributing to ytmnd
January 9th, 2007
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superbe
February 9th, 2007
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awesome
February 18th, 2007
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roflmao
December 28th, 2007
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hahahhaahaa , fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* your my sister?! o rly?! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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