Sorry kids... Santa is dead.
Created on: December 22nd, 2006
Sorry kids... Santa is dead.
Those children are probably traumatized for life. (Updated to add more dead Santa horror!)

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December 22nd, 2006
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NOT TOO BAD SH*T!!!!!
December 22nd, 2006
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second
December 22nd, 2006
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Great post, but already been done, so -2
December 22nd, 2006
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Vive le atomicdog. Il peur aller enculer sa mère!
December 22nd, 2006
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lol
December 22nd, 2006
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How is that possible idiotclownpenis? The news JUST came on the wire.
December 22nd, 2006
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That's sad.. =[
December 22nd, 2006
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pwned
December 22nd, 2006
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Wow,that was a spirit-breaker.
December 22nd, 2006
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it was already done, sorry. http://www.ytmnd.com/sites/profile/682715
December 22nd, 2006
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I can't vote for this, its to sad.
December 22nd, 2006
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L M A O
December 22nd, 2006
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oh snap
December 22nd, 2006
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= /
December 22nd, 2006
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oh f*ck!
December 22nd, 2006
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How does this crap make U + C?
December 22nd, 2006
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What little kid uses the words "father christmas" and "ill?"
December 22nd, 2006
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WALMART
December 22nd, 2006
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bummer
December 22nd, 2006
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5 for children that will be scarred for life.
December 22nd, 2006
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seen it
December 22nd, 2006
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D:
December 22nd, 2006
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Is that Dundee, NY? Can you link to the article?
December 22nd, 2006
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dundee scotland
December 22nd, 2006
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*cry*
December 22nd, 2006
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That's horrible. 5
December 22nd, 2006
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F, Oh well, those kids now know there is no Santa.
December 22nd, 2006
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Is it wrong that I couldn't stop laughing when I read this?
December 22nd, 2006
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:o
December 22nd, 2006
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"LIVE GODDAMNIT!!!" :shocks him with the defib: "F*CKING LIVE SANTA" :shocks him again:
December 23rd, 2006
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This is the best thing that ever hapened.
December 23rd, 2006
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Needs more cowbell.
December 23rd, 2006
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lol cry
December 23rd, 2006
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"How are we gonna get preseants if santa's sick!?"
December 23rd, 2006
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Santa died for their sins.
December 23rd, 2006
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And this is in HOLIDAY YTMNDs! YAY! A DEAD SANTA! MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY! :P lol the irony
December 23rd, 2006
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:(
December 23rd, 2006
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waAAaaaaaaaAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but... it was a fake AND only the spirit is alive kuz our parents get the presents
December 23rd, 2006
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It's not true...IT'S NOT TRUE!!!
December 23rd, 2006
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Updated to add more horror.
December 23rd, 2006
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Hehe, some silly joke about Santa... OH SHI-
December 23rd, 2006
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aaaah my eyes!
December 23rd, 2006
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thats very sad .... ILL 5 IT BEIOTCH!!1!1LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLHHAHAHAHHAHA
December 23rd, 2006
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About time
December 23rd, 2006
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Bwahahaha....
December 23rd, 2006
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HE PROBABLY DRANK SOME BAD MILK
December 23rd, 2006
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santa got pwned by cholesterol. :\
December 23rd, 2006
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pwnt.
December 23rd, 2006
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ahh the epic irony that is life.
December 23rd, 2006
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f*cking morbid ;(
December 23rd, 2006
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Jesus killed him.
December 23rd, 2006
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:(
December 23rd, 2006
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Poor children. :(. LOL!
December 23rd, 2006
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noooooooooooooooo
December 23rd, 2006
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Well, idiotclowpenis, this may shock you, but the other site went up before yours. Feel free to check the time stamp on the site's profile here: http://www.ytmnd.com/sites/profile/682715 Mine was 12/22/06 at 16:10:37 Yours was 12/22/06 at 18:35:22 I'm sure you found this helpful.
December 23rd, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
December 23rd, 2006
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thats extremely sad : (
December 23rd, 2006
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Aww, poor Santa.
December 23rd, 2006
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Who's going to deliver the presents now!?!
December 23rd, 2006
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gg father christmas
December 23rd, 2006
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Wasn't this on Fark? =/
December 23rd, 2006
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Just because you happen to find a link to something somewhere else on the whole wide internet doesn't mean that the YTMND is ripping it off. PS. go to Fark and click the link. It's a different story.
December 23rd, 2006
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that is sad, why would anyone take santa on christmas WHY
December 23rd, 2006
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Normally I wouldn't 5 a news article.
December 23rd, 2006
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One down, millions to go...
December 23rd, 2006
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santa got pwned!
December 23rd, 2006
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Ok, fair point -nyc2007
December 23rd, 2006
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That's terrible. :'(
December 23rd, 2006
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sadest site ever
December 23rd, 2006
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AT-LARGE JEWISH CONSPIRACY
December 23rd, 2006
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Most likely Fark'd, nice job being original *ssh*le. Also, YTMND =/= News.
December 23rd, 2006
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I don't know what to think of this. I shouldn't downvote just because it's depressing, but I can't bring myself to five it out of not wanting to downvote it.
December 23rd, 2006
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Poor kids.
December 23rd, 2006
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http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1037/1166217329985yq7.jpg
December 23rd, 2006
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poor kids, loosing their grand-father, my grand-mother passed out from a cancer last month, leaving 6 great children, 11 grand children, including me and 7 of her children, she's a great grand-mother, i had luck to have her and she'll probably a good person in her next life =P
December 23rd, 2006
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Those kids will be f*cked in the head for the rest of their lives. What an awesome way to check out!
December 23rd, 2006
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5'd for the flashing pictures of dead Santa
December 23rd, 2006
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
December 23rd, 2006
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quit interrupting my reading -_-;;
December 24th, 2006
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hahahahaha
December 24th, 2006
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Greedy bastard. Man just died and all he can think about is if he'll get his presents? Man. :P
December 24th, 2006
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a man just died and all atomicdog can of is 'how can this be made into a ytmnd?'
December 24th, 2006
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"...he was there thoroughly enjoying himself when he was struck down." And now, he shall become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.
December 24th, 2006
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At least thats one pedo less in the world.
December 24th, 2006
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Wow, thats just terrible!
December 24th, 2006
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F*cking ouch - of all the days in the year the dude could've died, he chooses December? Selfish dead f*cker.
December 24th, 2006
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nerr...
December 24th, 2006
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It's about time children realized that there is no Santa... and adults realize that there is no real theistic God we know of...
December 24th, 2006
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Great music choice.
December 24th, 2006
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hahahaha that's so sad..
December 24th, 2006
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good work. but, that's pretty sad. :( i feel like crying.
December 24th, 2006
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why underline "watched in horror"? i can read it all thank you
December 24th, 2006
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Part of me says this is terrible. Another part of my says you should've used "Best Day Ever" for the sound.
December 24th, 2006
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LOL
December 24th, 2006
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"if father christmas is ill?" What kinda fckin kid talks like that?
December 24th, 2006
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Anyone who laughs at this is f*cking retarded. Someone really died here.
December 24th, 2006
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thats sad.
December 25th, 2006
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LOLOLOL PWN3D. CRY AND DIE YOU LITTLE SH*TS