YTMND vs. Sega
Created on: January 11th, 2007
YTMND vs. Sega
DZK 
MAX vs. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. WHO WILL WIN? Download song (or read lyrics) @ http://www.soundclick.com/dzk

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January 11th, 2007
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vraix ou faux?
January 11th, 2007
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You know it.
January 11th, 2007
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HES A WIGGER , HES A WIGGER !
January 11th, 2007
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HOLY F*CK DZK = GOD
January 11th, 2007
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Hey I liked Sonic man...it's not that bad but this? Legal threats? What the f*ck? I still like SEGA but I'm supporting Max here.
April 23rd, 2007
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Twins!
January 11th, 2007
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Dope as f*ck
January 11th, 2007
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YOOO BOOOY! DZK STILL HAS THE F*CKING FLAVOR YO! [hearts, baby]
January 11th, 2007
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Uh, that was f*cking awesome.
January 11th, 2007
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lol here we go again
January 11th, 2007
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stick it to the f*cking man
January 11th, 2007
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I agree, HES A WIGGER , HES A WIGGER !
January 11th, 2007
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That's no gooood
January 11th, 2007
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LOL IM A RAPER I RAP AND DIS PEOPL
January 11th, 2007
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I'm with you in principle, but come on. That Sonic Rape site kinda blows, 4.11 rating notwithstanding.
January 11th, 2007
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LOL you got skills man, nice job!
January 11th, 2007
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DZK is talented
January 11th, 2007
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Then, you get outta there!
January 11th, 2007
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oh noo they're usin our barrel roll, they're makin f*cked up jokes about our barrel roll, ohh nooo
January 11th, 2007
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DZK = skillz
January 11th, 2007
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Yeah DZK this is a great display of lyrical skill and creativity, Im here to say that I know ur part of a ytmnd old school of sorts, and remember that you're playing to a nickelodeon crowd here these days on ytmnd. These teenagers jump on whatever someone else says BECUZ ITS FUNNIE LOL WIGGER ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
January 11th, 2007
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Your song was good except for the cussing. Without that, I could have shared it with others.
January 11th, 2007
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^haha
January 11th, 2007
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Idon't like rap but noone can deny that this is incredibly well written.
January 11th, 2007
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i dont like rap but that was good 5 FOR GREAT JUSTICE
January 11th, 2007
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Ok, I agree that Sega view that anyone would think YTMND is connected with them is retarded, but this isn't funny at all. It's basically you going "LOL SONIC IS GAY" for a few minutes.
January 11th, 2007
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I wonder if Sega has a "hot" lawyer
January 11th, 2007
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so I guess max will post this email later today or somethin? And then he'll make a new section called Sonic YTMNDs
January 11th, 2007
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What a bunch of f*cking idiots.
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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Sega = Couldnt Last In the video game market, now they are selling monkey balls.....
January 11th, 2007
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Noone at sega has ever been creative? Do you even listen to the drivel you spout or is it simply there to rhyme?
January 11th, 2007
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Fair use, dawg! Nawmsayn?
January 11th, 2007
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i liked this man very clever 5 stars
January 11th, 2007
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F*ck yeah!
January 11th, 2007
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Max will win!
January 11th, 2007
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OH AWESOME!! Another Eminem wannabe. Great sh*t DicZK, really good stuff.
January 11th, 2007
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Sega has always sucked.
May 5th, 2007
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Sonic rocked
May 10th, 2007
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I agree
July 6th, 2007
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sonic was good until sonic heroes. then it got stupified.
January 11th, 2007
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f***ing awesome made my day
January 11th, 2007
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Shadow has a gat, he'll plug your ass!
January 11th, 2007
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sega get a life
January 11th, 2007
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May we all fellate you?
January 11th, 2007
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POP! POP! Killed another n*gg*!
January 11th, 2007
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phat
January 11th, 2007
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Sh*t son
January 11th, 2007
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voted before viewed.
January 11th, 2007
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f*ck sega
January 11th, 2007
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i always thought max worked for sega. is this not true?
January 11th, 2007
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Knuckles, Tails, Cream
January 11th, 2007
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Bring it on Sega, bring it on
January 11th, 2007
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agree'd, you are pretty damn ill. keep uppin sh*t son.
January 11th, 2007
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lol
January 11th, 2007
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Sega's rep has sunk so low that not even Nintendo would bother putting Sonic into the next Smash Bros. Sad.
October 15th, 2007
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THIS JUST IN: Sonic confirmed for Brawl. For realz. LAWLZ.
January 11th, 2007
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Oh snap.
January 11th, 2007
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aha 'they must need money bad'
January 11th, 2007
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RJD2 FTW! (plus DZK)
January 11th, 2007
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THe only rap song I love!
January 11th, 2007
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Yeah. Because the Sonic series was made for adults. It's made for kids....jackass.
January 11th, 2007
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I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you propers, sir! I give you p
January 11th, 2007
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(also, mad skills)
January 11th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2007
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mach-rider... the PDF I saw showed a European mail / contact for the Lawyer - and I never said Japanese people were suing anything.
January 11th, 2007
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http://raid2007.ytmnd.com/ Not my site. But it needs to be seen.
January 11th, 2007
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You were talking negatively in a ytmnd which also involved lawyers. I find this highly offensive, being a person of absence of color who has seen a jew on tv, and I think that the jews would be offended because, honestly, we don't need to talk bad about them just because they're out to steal all our money. We should respect their status as less-than human just like we have laws against animal abuse. I appreciate it.
January 11th, 2007
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motherf*cking FAVORITE
January 11th, 2007
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Yeah, what korf said.
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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Ok this is the first great fad of '07
January 11th, 2007
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F*CK SEGA
January 11th, 2007
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What Virty said.
January 11th, 2007
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We'll win.
January 11th, 2007
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needs more sinoc furry porn. (yes that exists)
January 11th, 2007
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Probably your best song to date DZK.
January 11th, 2007
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And lo, creative commons was unleashed upon the internet, more profane than Andrew Dice Clay, more dope than the Beastie Boys, and lo, it was good.
January 11th, 2007
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Also, there's a problem with your lyrics: The UK wouldn't be playing Genesis, as the Genesis was released under the name 'Megadrive' here.
January 11th, 2007
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that's a good song
January 11th, 2007
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Ah DZK, as usual, taking the front line in battle. Well done sir, well done. :)
January 11th, 2007
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but Sonic was pretty cool, no point in fading Sonic
January 11th, 2007
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This is a real frickin' song. Excellent.
January 11th, 2007
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Sega.. oh boy how did that system crash and burned..
January 11th, 2007
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HOLY CRAP!
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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Come my minions, serve your master, let your evil shine! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!
January 11th, 2007
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nicely done!
January 11th, 2007
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I hate rap, truly, but this sh*t is tight... goddamn I'm white
January 11th, 2007
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RIP "Sonic in MK" - http://sonicmk.ytmnd.com/ - enjoy it while it still exists.
January 11th, 2007
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"oh no, they're giving our company free advertising!"
January 11th, 2007
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DZK, you are one excellent Comrade.
January 11th, 2007
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Spectacular......DZK you the man. We took on Scientology....Sega's next. Wow thats wild.
January 11th, 2007
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Yes indeed... Sonic got alot more image problem than just YTMND joking about it... Gawd everyone knows every f*cking god damn sonic fan site out there are cum stained gay furry porn image gallery. DO A BARREL ROLL
January 11th, 2007
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Finally DKZ, you made another good ytmnd song. It's about time. It's been ages since you did something really good not to mention meaningful.
January 11th, 2007
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G-UNOT
January 11th, 2007
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lol woops I meant DZK, sorry.
January 11th, 2007
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THATS NO GOOD, SEGA!! NO GOOD!!
January 11th, 2007
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I am in awe and I applaud both your talents and your effort.
January 11th, 2007
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That's a hot track.
January 11th, 2007
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Oh yea, awesome rap too :3
January 11th, 2007
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Hilarious!
January 11th, 2007
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I would like to write letter to sega legal department, do you or max have contact info?
January 11th, 2007
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DZK this is hella creative and you are totally awesome beyond words
January 11th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
January 11th, 2007
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insanely good job
January 11th, 2007
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YTMNDers......ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2007
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boycott sega
January 11th, 2007
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-1 because i seriously dislike wiggers, no matter what talent you or they may possess, and -1 because you used way to much use of the word "f*ckin." it made it seem like you were personalizing it too much, and throwing your own immature obscenities in to cover up for the lack of self confidence you have in your potential talent. drop the act, no one is gonna think you're more of a hard *ss for using the f bomb. there are other adverbs and adjectives available, you're smart, use them. right?
January 11th, 2007
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it was good - don't get me wrong. its just.. i dont understand why DZK was bashing Sonic and friends. I mean, Sonic is cool. right? it's Sega Group thats pissed - not the actual character..
January 11th, 2007
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:)
January 11th, 2007
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Nice song
January 11th, 2007
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oh snap! sega got served!!!
January 11th, 2007
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Defeat telemarketer
January 11th, 2007
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I'm gonna be honest, the site they whine about sucks. I'd have sent a DMCA letter for it just out of principle. I'm just wondering how they found that and not all the better ones. Like soniclohan. ;)
January 11th, 2007
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HAHAH DZK
January 11th, 2007
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I'm a fan of the Sonic games, but this was hilarious anyway. I think the other Sonic fans could stand to lighten up a bit.
January 11th, 2007
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once again, DZK gets the point through, awesome work man
January 11th, 2007
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Another awesome ytmnd from DZK......f*ck sega. Also c*cks.
January 11th, 2007
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Pure brilliance.
January 11th, 2007
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I hate rap, but this is awesome,
January 11th, 2007
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But how will I learn more advice from Sonic about being touched? I need Sonic. :-(
January 11th, 2007
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Once again, DZK pwns some more b1tches.
January 11th, 2007
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f*ck that noise.
January 11th, 2007
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If Sega tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable... (-1 for song, not really a hip hop fan)
January 11th, 2007
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time to put on the power gloves
January 11th, 2007
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNAGE!
January 11th, 2007
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5'd because sega created it
January 11th, 2007
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what the gell happened to Sega. i do now forsee many sonic ytmnd's being made and the FAD revived
January 11th, 2007
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DZK MAH FELLOW ARTIST HE GETS FIVES ALWAYS REGARDLESS
January 11th, 2007
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This is the greatest YTMND I have ever seen. Ever.
January 11th, 2007
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we fought eBaumsWorld and Scientology because they're douchebags, but c'mon, this is Sega. Plus, the Sonic Rape ytmnd sucks. Let's be decent people just this once.
January 11th, 2007
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congrats...you won the internets!!!
January 11th, 2007
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^ *whisper* saying that to cover my *ss in case of indictment
January 11th, 2007
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Duh Duh Duh Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Sega has made some of the stupidest decisions for years that it's practically normal for what stupid decision they come up with next.
January 11th, 2007
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5 for parody rights.
January 11th, 2007
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Truly amazing.
January 11th, 2007
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"What, is the UK still playing Genesis?" Amazing.
January 11th, 2007
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This is totally awesome. Keep it up DZK you rule.
January 11th, 2007
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5'd
January 11th, 2007
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when a company tries to take away your freedom of speech and creativity, that's no good.
January 11th, 2007
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SHOW SOME SUPPORT, SOMEBODY SPONSOR THIS YTMND!!!!!!!!!! ytmndsega.ytmnd.com
January 11th, 2007
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amen
January 11th, 2007
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i liked sega but this is crrrrrossing the line!! -_-
January 11th, 2007
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shame on sega
January 11th, 2007
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MASTERBATION ASS SEMEN!
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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"SHOW SOME SUPPORT, SOMEBODY SPONSOR THIS YTMND!!!!!!!!!! ytmndsega.ytmnd.com" if this was sponsored it still wouldn't show up on the main page since it's nsfw
January 11th, 2007
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THAT'S NO GOOD!
January 11th, 2007
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Very good stuff.
January 11th, 2007
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F*cking Barrel roll
January 11th, 2007
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Well done, boy. I've missed your raps.
January 11th, 2007
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Someone did their homework. A-
January 11th, 2007
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And again, DZK owns the opposition!
January 11th, 2007
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YOU CAN GET NSFW ON MAIN PAGE JUST CHNAGE YOUR OPTIONS Man that happened like weeks ago, figure it out!
January 11th, 2007
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WHy didnt max post this?
January 11th, 2007
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the rings explode into the gayest f*cking sparkly things you've ever seen
January 11th, 2007
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Go sega
January 11th, 2007
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For truth. Sega and Sonic does suck.
January 11th, 2007
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lol sega is stupid as f*ck. Not like anyone even buys sega sh*t anymore. If anything the sega sites inspired many of us to buy the latest sonic games.
January 11th, 2007
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Let's take out their site.
January 11th, 2007
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please delete all the sonic sites they where bullsh*t
September 6th, 2007
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HELL NO!
January 11th, 2007
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http://boards2.sega.com/sega_board/ raid their forums
July 23rd, 2007
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hmm... nahh I see no need to raid them...
January 11th, 2007
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your creativity never ceases to amaze me
January 11th, 2007
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Nice rap skillz. And much like the Scientology scenario, YTMND must rise up and defend the fad of Sonic. A lawsuit? Thats NO good.
January 11th, 2007
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I really don't like this. You're entitled to your opinion and your rhyming is good but honestly you just come off as a jerk with this.
January 11th, 2007
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ytmnd.com would kick *ss if SEGA ran it.
January 11th, 2007
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when is brian peppers going to sue?
January 11th, 2007
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brian peppers left in a time machine
January 11th, 2007
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2'd not because I'm a Sonic fan, but because this song sucks. I don't upvote just because the username says "Popular YTMND User".
January 11th, 2007
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Sonic can't beat... anyone.
January 11th, 2007
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your voice, oh my god. It is incredibly annoying.
January 11th, 2007
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I hate rap, but I love Sonic. Go YTMND!
January 11th, 2007
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I wonder how far this will go. What's YTMND's position on this? I'd assume fight it. The internets has no laws! ;)
January 11th, 2007
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that cant be real
January 11th, 2007
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So much hate. Damn that rap music!
January 11th, 2007
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Sega's game quality has gone down the crapper anyway ever since they went 3rd party, I say make a Sonic section just to smite them.
January 11th, 2007
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oh my gaawwwddd
January 11th, 2007
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The correct response is not crappy Hip Hop. I had to hit stop just to turn off the godawful audio to read the letter. Though what the hell the UK has anything to do with this I find amusing.
January 11th, 2007
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Ging!
January 11th, 2007
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Oh man thats f*cking awesome
January 11th, 2007
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f*ck the haters man, you done good.
January 11th, 2007
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Well I just sent them a message that took me ten minutes to type, more people need to do the same or nothing will get done. GOGOGO http://www.sega.com/corporate/corporate.php?item=corporate_contact tell them how much this pisses you off and that ytmnd will start a bitter hate towards sega if they take legal action
January 11th, 2007
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i'd buy the cd
January 11th, 2007
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http://www.sega.com/corporate/corporate.php?item=corporate_contact
January 11th, 2007
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Whatcha gonna do brother??!
July 23rd, 2007
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sir, you fail at the internets. you are NOT hulk hogan -_-
January 11th, 2007
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I can't stand rap. However, you get major points for all the effort you put into this. And yeah, you're right. This whole thing is f*cking retarded.
January 11th, 2007
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DZK has spoken, the subject is closed.
January 11th, 2007
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yaay
January 11th, 2007
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wow that was fast!
January 11th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
January 11th, 2007
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lkhjkjlhklghjgkjgj hgjkk,e312313
January 11th, 2007
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do a barrel roll
January 11th, 2007
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ownage
January 11th, 2007
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The line at the end about the barrel roll is what did it for me!
January 11th, 2007
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Oops, pow surprise!
January 11th, 2007
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OKMG!!!!!!!! DZK IS F*CKING GOD, WERE 100% with u
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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Always love a good DZK punching contest with retarded kids.
January 11th, 2007
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im downlaoding this f*cking song !!!111!!1
January 11th, 2007
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ugh...that rap is horrible sorry.
January 11th, 2007
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Greatness.
January 11th, 2007
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DO A BARREL ROLL
January 11th, 2007
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downloading now.
January 11th, 2007
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you get a +5 just for "oh god, they're using our barrel roll"
January 11th, 2007
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yeah, Sega needs money since their key franchise has been nothing but sh*t games since Sonic 3.
January 11th, 2007
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Wow, this really sucks. I thought it would be a legal response, but instead, it's some white homophobe making gay jokes about a video game character. FTnotW
January 11th, 2007
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This could be one of the best YTMNDs ever created.< (period)
January 11th, 2007
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Holy sh*t! you are a true YTMND patriot!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2007
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... DO A BARREL ROLL
January 11th, 2007
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5
January 11th, 2007
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HAN KNOW IT
January 11th, 2007
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yeah
January 11th, 2007
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brilliance
January 11th, 2007
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lol mortal combat 1.
January 11th, 2007
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We should do a rap song together. I am a rapper after all. That's why my name is Hank the Rapper.
January 11th, 2007
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"My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response" -Max. that is classic.
January 11th, 2007
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Sega is stupid
January 11th, 2007
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*Yawn* Another f*cking legal crybaby.... Nice song.
January 11th, 2007
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oh shi ni99a nice rap
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Sega's being retarded again.
January 11th, 2007
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My bets go to max, since Sega's cause is so... You know, retarded?
January 11th, 2007
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f*cking raid Sega!
January 11th, 2007
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Ages.
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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YOU - ARE - WIN ... YOU ARE THE WIN ... GOD AND WIN
January 11th, 2007
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Sega just got seriously burned...up the ass
January 11th, 2007
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duuuuuuuuuude............
January 11th, 2007
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Breaking News: President Sean Connery has called up 20,000 troops to defend YTMND in this time of terror. Many fads and n*ggas will be lost. May lol, Jesus bless our troops. Ramen.
January 11th, 2007
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F*CKING PWNAGE UP IN HEAH
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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DZK, DZK, DZK (FAIL)
January 11th, 2007
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f*cking brilliant
January 11th, 2007
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nothing more hardcore than 4k views on your first day posted. good job. amazing. f*ck sega.
January 11th, 2007
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F*CKING AMAZING
January 11th, 2007
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7 Dayssssssssss. 7 days....
January 11th, 2007
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awww man I can't hear it
January 11th, 2007
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lol for effort
January 11th, 2007
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win
January 11th, 2007
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pretty pretty please hook us up with the hq version of this song.
January 11th, 2007
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The barrel roll was what made this rap all come together, good sh*t. F*ck sega in their big corporate ass.
January 11th, 2007
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this is really rich, starox never compalined of the barrel roll lol
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