How to make Ninjas not cool
Created on: January 21st, 2007
How to make Ninjas not cool
How do you make ninjas not cool? By putting them in a kiddie book and portraying them like this.

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January 21st, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^ I say that that is really Jackson.
January 21st, 2007
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Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines.
January 21st, 2007
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wow....that made me hate ninjas a tiny bit...
January 21st, 2007
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Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines.
January 21st, 2007
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pure pain
January 21st, 2007
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Do one of those edited things with this where u change the voices around.,
January 21st, 2007
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What are you talking about? The ninjas are obviously going to kill the kids, and that's amazingly gruesomely awesome.
January 21st, 2007
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you should have titled this "How to make ninjas extra cooler"
January 21st, 2007
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LOL I READ THAT BOOK IN SECOND GRADE IM NOT KIDDING!! REALLY! it used to be like my favorite series
January 21st, 2007
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Oh so this is what inspired Naruto.
January 21st, 2007
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That'll do it
January 21st, 2007
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O Man! I used to read these books back in the 2nd grade!
January 21st, 2007
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lol
January 21st, 2007
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I thought the plural of ninja is ninja. Also, this is gay
January 21st, 2007
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I can't wait for the movie version.
January 21st, 2007
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lol THEY ARE STILL COOL THOUGH!!!!
January 21st, 2007
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Please post rest of story. I almost had the kids asleep.
January 21st, 2007
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or Naruto BELEIVE IT!
January 21st, 2007
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January 21st, 2007
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I thought there would be a picture of Naruto here.
January 21st, 2007
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Hey, I loved that book as a child!! As a matter of fact, I still own it. I'll have to find it...
January 21st, 2007
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there should be another word for ninja
January 21st, 2007
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OMG I REMEMBER THAT
January 21st, 2007
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O_o
January 21st, 2007
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uh. what.
January 21st, 2007
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hahah
January 21st, 2007
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Ya really wanna know how to make ninjas uncool? Watch Naruto and find out.
January 21st, 2007
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I remember reshelving those books when I worked in the children's department in a library. This was evidently the fourteenth title in the series.
January 21st, 2007
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this is the worst book i've ever read
January 21st, 2007
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This is painfull cool. What're you talking about?
January 21st, 2007
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"Us... Go with you? Oh boy!" And then the Ninja(s) decapitated both the children in one fell swoop.
January 21st, 2007
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Classic site ftw.
January 21st, 2007
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The "ask a ninja" Ninja wouldn't approve of this >:(
January 21st, 2007
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lol, i remember reading those books back when i was in 3rd grade
January 21st, 2007
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i actually still have that one sitting down in my room
January 21st, 2007
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Oh god, this is worse then the cake song!
January 21st, 2007
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lawl ninja
January 21st, 2007
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Mary Pope Osbourne says this book is nonfiction but I refuse to believe it!
January 21st, 2007
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hold on...
January 21st, 2007
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...Never mind. I thought I had this book, but What I have is "Return of the Ninja" and it's by another author entirely... and its a choose your own adventure... sweet, I loved those.
January 21st, 2007
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In the words of Nathan Explosion..."Brutal"...
January 21st, 2007
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No, what made ninjas not cool was teenage idiots and the contrived juvenile "ninja vs pirate" sh*t.
January 21st, 2007
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Ninjas killed the author of that book
January 21st, 2007
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Pirates own ninjas
January 21st, 2007
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Haha... that is pretty funny.
January 21st, 2007
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OMG I HAD THIS BOOK AS A KID! ZOMG!!! 5 for gay memories!!!
January 21st, 2007
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5
January 21st, 2007
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horible :(
January 21st, 2007
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How could you mess up something as cool as ninjas?!
January 21st, 2007
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LMAO WTF
January 21st, 2007
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i didn't think it was possible. I want to cry now
January 21st, 2007
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omg...ninjas.......what are you doing?
January 21st, 2007
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BRIAN NOOOOO
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beware the red ninja
January 21st, 2007
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That ninja is OBVIOUSLY going to take those kids and cut off there heads.
January 21st, 2007
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here, you get a 5, because ninjas suck!!!!!1111 :D
January 21st, 2007
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You haven't heard the whole story! When the kids went to the rope ladder, they got jump kicked out, snapping their necks immediately.
January 21st, 2007
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My favorite character is the short ninja. He really stands out. Ms. Osborne brings him to life so vividly, it's like I've known him all my life.
January 21st, 2007
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Looks like a Miss Ninja, to me.
January 21st, 2007
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soooooo f*cking boring
January 21st, 2007
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January 21st, 2007
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Wow, I could have sweared this was going to be something involving Naruto.
January 21st, 2007
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"THE NINJAS DIDN'T SAY 'HI' BACK"
January 21st, 2007
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first line is hilarious. They didn't say hi back. what kind of *ssh*le doesnt say hi back?
January 21st, 2007
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pirtate ninjas own pirates darthwang
January 21st, 2007
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pirates ftw
January 21st, 2007
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Lawl!
January 21st, 2007
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LOOOOOL i remember that book
January 21st, 2007
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notemoatall.ytmnd.com
January 21st, 2007
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"I thought there would be a picture of Naruto here." You are getting downvoted, skater910. You should have been expecting Poland.
January 21st, 2007
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another way to make ninjas not cool is to create Naruto
January 21st, 2007
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Hey, anything to make ninjas appeal to the kiddies.
January 21st, 2007
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Priceless.
January 21st, 2007
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This sucks. :(
January 21st, 2007
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Then again, how many children's books are there about pirates? Too damn many.
January 21st, 2007
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I dunno, those are some pretty badass ninjas.
January 21st, 2007
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haha then he gave it to the short ninja
January 22nd, 2007
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is that you reading?
January 22nd, 2007
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And they who to be sure of Paradise Dying put on the weeds of Dominic, 480 Or in Franciscan think to pass disguis'd;
January 22nd, 2007
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LIES! True Ninjas wouldn't allow themselves to be seem by mere children, let alone leave anything alive within a 3 mile radius of these kids. A ninja grabbing kids in broad daylight, nonsense. A true ninja would just hide in the shadown and poisin them. now if it were night of the Pirates, that might make more sense.
January 22nd, 2007
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Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines. Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines. Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines. Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, b
January 22nd, 2007
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+5 for ninjas being teh suck, pirates own em
January 22nd, 2007
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+4 for ninja ownage
January 22nd, 2007
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You didn't get to the part where the ninjas killed the children and then killed Pope Osbourne is a very grotesque manner
January 22nd, 2007
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Sensei wants to reach up your shirt little Jack. :O AHEE HEE!
January 22nd, 2007
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NINJA, NINJA, RAPE
January 22nd, 2007
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Night of the Ninjas? It's f*cking daytime.
January 22nd, 2007
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Good find!
January 22nd, 2007
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wtf
January 22nd, 2007
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Ninjas don't have pockets!
January 22nd, 2007
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lol reminds of naruto LOL
January 22nd, 2007
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and then he start killing EVERYTHING!
January 22nd, 2007
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this isnt all its cracked up to be
January 22nd, 2007
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Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines.
January 22nd, 2007
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why is there a child with these ninjas
January 22nd, 2007
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American Ninja 19: Night of the Ninja(s)
January 22nd, 2007
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"UH OH"
January 22nd, 2007
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no she has ruined the ninja name (comits hara kiri) ((i know its a samurai thing but , you get the idea hust, just shut up))
January 22nd, 2007
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D :
January 22nd, 2007
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wow, very true, and the narration sucks ass.
January 22nd, 2007
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>:( FINISH REEDIN TEH STORRY I WANNAN NO WAHT HAPPUNS TO MORGUN!!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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January 22nd, 2007
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I'm not gonna read my kids this bullsh*t.
January 22nd, 2007
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"you can help us?" and then the ninja's killed them all.
January 22nd, 2007
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Oh..
January 22nd, 2007
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I really need to find the entire story. I'm curious about how the author wrote a childrens story about the activities of a ninja.
January 22nd, 2007
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Little kids might like this book, simple little kids. Personally, I always liked 'Pop-up' books, because they were easy to read. I am very smart now... I can also fly.
January 22nd, 2007
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Neither ninja spoke. Of course they didn't.
January 22nd, 2007
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Wait 'til you read "Male Prostitutes on Monday".
January 22nd, 2007
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He took the note from her, and then cut her f*ckin head off
January 22nd, 2007
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This one time my friend was eating dinner and he dropped his spoon, then ninjas totally killed everyone in town.
January 22nd, 2007
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*palm to forehead*
January 22nd, 2007
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4 points just for "the ninjas didn't say hi back"
January 22nd, 2007
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Oh man, that stupid thing numbed my mind so much it took me like 5 loops to figure out it was looping.
January 22nd, 2007
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the tall ninja, the short ninja, the short ninja, the ninjas, the tall ninja, the tall ninja, the short ninja, the ninjas, the short ninja, the tall ninja, the short ninja, the ninjas, the ninjas, the tall ninja, the short ninja. oh yeah.
January 22nd, 2007
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or naruto, either way
January 22nd, 2007
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5 for achieving what was thought impossible.
January 22nd, 2007
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Lies! Ninja's don't have shirt pockets! (5 for funnies though)
January 22nd, 2007
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wonder how many times they say the word NINJA in that who story
January 22nd, 2007
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THE NINJA ON THE COVER LOOKS LIKE M.JACKSON!
January 22nd, 2007
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lol
January 22nd, 2007
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LOL I used to read those "(time of day) of the (random historical object starting with the same letter)" books.
January 22nd, 2007
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this torture of auditory punishment tempted me to cut my genetalia from my body
January 22nd, 2007
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Anyone else get a boner from her jack voice.
January 22nd, 2007
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THEY STILL > PIRATES GODDAMMIT!
January 22nd, 2007
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Reminds me of 2nd grade. Thanks *ssh*le.
January 22nd, 2007
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"HOW to kill a mockingbird."
January 22nd, 2007
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why the f*ck did i sit through that twice
January 22nd, 2007
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jesus f*ck if you're going to write a story HAVE A F*CKING POINT
January 22nd, 2007
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At least they didn't talk. Normally ninjas would have whipped out their Astronomical cats and Buns and killed those idiot children... ... ...Bunununununsss...
January 22nd, 2007
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Ninjas don't have f*cking pockets.
January 22nd, 2007
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HAHAHA 5 because I used to read those books ALL THE TIME
January 22nd, 2007
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They aren't ninjas, they're silent n*gg*rs...
January 22nd, 2007
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lol
January 22nd, 2007
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lol
January 22nd, 2007
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RAEP
January 22nd, 2007
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OH NO! It BRYAN PEEPERS on the cover!!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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NINJA VANISH! Those ninja should've raped those two little bitches then it would be a hentai.
January 22nd, 2007
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I WANT TO DIE NOW!!!!! And yes, I also read that book.
January 22nd, 2007
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I love the ninja's dress shoes.
January 22nd, 2007
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i suddenly love pirates
January 22nd, 2007
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that sh*t is even more boring than my ytmnds
January 22nd, 2007
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SWEET!
January 22nd, 2007
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lol someone bout to get raped
January 22nd, 2007
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Yeah... that slaps the black off ninjas
January 22nd, 2007
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Ok no agenda
January 22nd, 2007
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That ninja has one thing on it's mind...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
January 22nd, 2007
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rape
January 22nd, 2007
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All the best. Also.. to the musically inclined... this is begging to be remixed.
January 22nd, 2007
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F*ck everyone. Those ninjas are hardcore. I want that book.
January 22nd, 2007
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ninjas are mean
January 24th, 2007
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oh man it almost sounds like shes losing interest as shes reading it lol
January 24th, 2007
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lawl, i remember those books. they were so dumb.
January 26th, 2007
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The short ninja has a shirt pocket? He must do the taxes for the ninja clan.
June 6th, 2007
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Since when were ninjas cool? Cossacks are where it's at.
September 16th, 2007
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Iunno, those ninjas were still pretty badass. And I have it on good authority that they poisoned the kids. And they didn't give the note back. They straight up stole that sh*t. Hardcore.
November 25th, 2007
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i sense child abduction and possibly molestation :O
March 9th, 2008
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You could have easily inserted naruto into that joke too!
September 15th, 2011
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Noob Saibot retires from Mortal Kombat to do gay shit.