METALLICA Loves their apple pie! (Dew before dews)
Misheard lyrics from Enter Sandman (from amiright.com); If you refresh, the gif syncs with the sound; made pre-Dew :)

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.25) 795 111 134

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
4 10 35 60 76,110

Inbound links:

views url
767 http://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/1zwqpn/whats_the_funniest
383 http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/ljvm8/metal
239 https://www.google.com/
134 http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1aqc23/dreams_of_w
129 http://boards.endoftheinter.net/showmessages.php?board=42&topic=

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
June 3rd, 2005
(0)
LOLOLOLOL!!!
June 3rd, 2005
(0)
Hell yes
June 3rd, 2005
(0)
Mmmm WANT PIE NOW!
June 5th, 2005
(-6)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-6)
wow so cool, a flashing pie with a retarded musik
June 16th, 2005
(0)
XD
July 5th, 2005
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
July 18th, 2005
(0)
I love amiright.
July 22nd, 2005
(0)
You made my day
August 14th, 2005
(0)
Rofl.
August 17th, 2005
(0)
I too dream of baked apple pie. Perhaps this should have been on the American Pie soundtrack?
September 17th, 2005
(0)
ahahahahahahhahahaahah
November 8th, 2005
(0)
AND OF THINGS THAT WILL BITE!!
February 14th, 2006
(0)
I love baked apple pie.
March 5th, 2006
(0)
Heard this song on the radio today, and when I heard that one verse, I lol'd. Metallica FTW
March 8th, 2006
(0)
I could never understand Metallica´s lyrics!
March 8th, 2006
(0)
for the original.
March 16th, 2006
(0)
I love Metallica and baked apple pie.
March 17th, 2006
(0)
I lol'd. 5!
April 30th, 2006
(0)
I nearly doodied myself from laughing when I saw this. (NOW THAT'S AN ENDORSEMENT!!!)
May 21st, 2006
(0)
Ha! I love these lyric things some of them are outrageously funny
(0)
LMAO!!!!!! OMG This is the rox0r!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2006
(0)
Hahahaha My favorite song.
June 18th, 2006
(0)
hahahaha
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
Classic and very nice find
June 23rd, 2006
(0)
mmmyea!
June 25th, 2006
(0)
swear ive seen this before. ah, well, 5.
June 25th, 2006
(0)
lol
July 1st, 2006
(-4)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
thats not what they say...they say "and things that will bite" dumbasses 1'd for not being accurate
July 1st, 2006
(0)
^It's a DEW you dumbass, whena lyric sounds like something else when listened to.
July 1st, 2006
(2)
Yeah, it's called a misheard lyric. It's funny. Unlike your contributions.
(0)
Hahahahahaha
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
I could never make out that line. Because of that, it sounds like what you are suggesting, and I won't hear it any other way. Nice DEW.
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
you got 5'd
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
"and of things that will bite" i believe is the real line, 5'd again
July 5th, 2006
(0)
Clever.
July 7th, 2006
(0)
lol, ty for ruining that song for me... now everytime i have it playing on my ipod i will want apple pie....
July 9th, 2006
(0)
that is f*cking good.
July 10th, 2006
(0)
f*ckING ROFL
July 10th, 2006
(0)
R.O.F.L also R.O.F.L @ Corin123 for being such a dumbass
July 10th, 2006
(-1)
I know its a misheard lyric, but I cant hear the apple pie thing... just sounds like "And of things that will Byiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeah"
July 13th, 2006
(0)
damn, totally sounds like it.
July 14th, 2006
(0)
The fact that I love that song mixed with the fact that my brain is so out of it, made that funnier than sh*t...good job :P
July 14th, 2006
(0)
One of the better "wha'd he say?"s that I've heard in a while.
July 15th, 2006
(0)
You win
July 16th, 2006
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
July 17th, 2006
(0)
Mmm. Pie.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Hmmm pretty easy to tell he's saying "things that'll bite."
July 28th, 2006
(0)
I would've guessed that without your text prompt...nice.
July 28th, 2006
(0)
Heard it too many times to hear the baked apple pie...
July 29th, 2006
(0)
BEST DEW EVER!
July 29th, 2006
(0)
Took a few listens but yup.
July 29th, 2006
(0)
haha... Originality. What the hell is wrong with you? You're not supposed to make original things here!!! You're just supposed to copy other people's stuff.. Seriously, though, that was great. 5'D!
July 30th, 2006
(0)
this is hillarious
August 1st, 2006
(0)
Haha, I never thought it sounded like it said that but now it does. 5 for funny, -1 for making me hear it the wrong way.
August 1st, 2006
(-1)
not even remotely close
August 2nd, 2006
(0)
Creative. I can't hear it as well as I'd like to imagine, though.
August 3rd, 2006
(0)
hahaha omg
August 4th, 2006
(0)
no thanx
August 5th, 2006
(0)
Someone commented on one of my sites that used this song "AND OF BAKED APPLE PIE, YEAH." I didn't know this is where it originated from. Nice job.
August 5th, 2006
(0)
Hah! I've probably heard this song a million times, and never noticed that.
August 7th, 2006
(0)
I sung your lyrics and my head and it doesn't even sound like it.
August 7th, 2006
(1)
I hope people know where the lyrics go... the verse is, "Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire... AND OF BAKED APPLE PIEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMYEEEEAHHH!!"
August 8th, 2006
(0)
The people that one this should be shot for not getting it.
August 10th, 2006
(0)
Worst site ever. Make an original dew site plz. LOL 5'd cuz ur my brother :) :(
August 11th, 2006
(0)
Took me like, 20 loops to hear it, but 3'd because of pie and because I've learned that downvoting just gets you 1'd yourself.
August 14th, 2006
(0)
after I read your misheard lyrics, I couldn't figure out what they were actually saying :-O
August 14th, 2006
(0)
Delicious.
August 19th, 2006
(0)
Rarely do I actually laugh out loud at these... here's an exception!
August 19th, 2006
(0)
2.5 for the black album, 2.5 for pie
August 19th, 2006
(0)
lol that song will never sound the same again
August 27th, 2006
(0)
lol
August 28th, 2006
(0)
YES.
August 29th, 2006
(0)
And the Thing's(tm MArvell) apple PI-EGEGEGEGG! http://thankyouytmnd.ytmnd.com/
August 29th, 2006
(0)
good stuff
August 30th, 2006
(-1)
that sounds NOTHING like apple pie
August 30th, 2006
(0)
Must be a regional thing...
August 31st, 2006
(0)
I dream of baked apple pie!
September 1st, 2006
(0)
i think i see a fad coming up here. which is good. duckihavebecome.ytmnd.com
September 3rd, 2006
(0)
F*cking black album!
September 4th, 2006
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
September 5th, 2006
(0)
I thought they said "We're all flaming f*gs" But this works too.
September 6th, 2006
(-1)
Dude, that doesnt even fit.
September 24th, 2006
(0)
lmao this is a win
September 24th, 2006
(-1)
that was ass
September 24th, 2006
(0)
lolololol
September 26th, 2006
(0)
oh my god, it sounds EXACTLY like it. NO doubt about it, James was thinking of pie.
September 26th, 2006
(0)
Seriously the best Dew YTMND I've ever seen
September 26th, 2006
(0)
hahaha
September 26th, 2006
(-1)
the title gives away the joke.
September 27th, 2006
(0)
September 27th, 2006
(0)
You deserve all 5's..this is one hilarious *ss find!
September 27th, 2006
(0)
"the title gives away the joke." o_O So does the title of pretty much every other dew site.
September 29th, 2006
(0)
yeah pie that will bite
(0)
me like pie. pie good. napster baad.
October 2nd, 2006
(0)
lol! yes!
October 3rd, 2006
(0)
Satan guide my 5!
October 3rd, 2006
(-5)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-5)
1'd because Metallica hasn't produced anything I'd refer to as music for at least 15 years.
October 3rd, 2006
(0)
+80 for Metallica
October 3rd, 2006
(0)
+10 for metallica -6 for black album, +1 for making me laugh
October 4th, 2006
(0)
Bookmarked this yesterday. Revisited today. I LOL'd all over again. 5 for you! ^_^
October 5th, 2006
(0)
i couldnt hear it until someone spelled it out for me. im a retard
October 5th, 2006
(1)
Wow, this even predates Taskbah!
October 5th, 2006
(0)
Lol
October 6th, 2006
(0)
excellent loop
October 6th, 2006
(0)
LOL!!
October 7th, 2006
(0)
baked apple piiiieeee!!!!
October 8th, 2006
(0)
Adevo2 is an asshat.
October 8th, 2006
(0)
I normally don't like the dew army sites, but this is pretty good.
October 10th, 2006
(-1)
5 for baked apple pie. -1 For crappy metallica. -1 For seizure inducing animation. -1 For having black text over a black background and dark pie. Soooooooo phail.
October 10th, 2006
(-1)
maybe it's because it was played on teh radio to DEATH but I can't make the mis-heard connection. like, at all.
October 11th, 2006
(0)
true
October 11th, 2006
(0)
Hetfield has a voice part on Metalocalypse. Check the credits.
October 12th, 2006
(0)
hahahaahhaaaaaaashahasahhsahshwadhsauifghsdifhsageHU`!!!W!J21!11!!!!!!1111111!!11\
October 12th, 2006
(0)
YEAH!
November 11th, 2006
(0)
Totally hilarious!!!!! I loved it, but now I am never going to be able to take this song seriously again... That's okay though. It was worth it.
December 7th, 2006
(1)
I can't hear the misheard lyric, no matter how hard I try.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
I sh*t you not, I thought that's what he was actually saying the first few times I heard the whole song. I thought it was one of those wierd non-sequiter things.
January 13th, 2007
(0)
When come back, bring pie....wanker.
March 1st, 2007
(0)
I love how everyone notices these things in Metallica songs.
May 4th, 2007
(0)
War, Lies, Dragon's Fire, and Apple Pie? Somebody's hungry! :P
July 19th, 2007
(0)
mmm... pie!!!!
November 24th, 2007
(-4)
[ comment (and 2 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
"Things that will bite" doesn't sound at all like "baked apple pie". 1 star
April 3rd, 2008
(0)
f*ck yeah!!! \m/___(>_<)___\m/
May 30th, 2008
(-4)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
I love Metallica but you ripped that off.
September 14th, 2008
(0)
LOL
April 22nd, 2010
(0)
yes
August 13th, 2011
(0)
Still love this!
December 27th, 2012
(0)
flawless loop, nice
October 23rd, 2014
(0)
SALVO UNDERGROUND ZONE AND NERD NETWORK ENTERPRISE VOTES FIVE TO SALVAGE THIS OLD SHIT AS GOLD!