Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
Created on: March 4th, 2007
Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
This is the one and only ytmnd I have ever submitted, and it is now officially a monster...

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March 5th, 2007
(3)
This makes me jealouse
March 5th, 2007
(0)
I wanted to 5, because this is an awesome find. The run-on sentences really made me lol, but the laughing ruined it for me.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
i liked it because of the obvious difficulty you had in trying to stop laughing at it.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
this is fantastic regardless of what idiots say.
March 5th, 2007
(2)
oh...f*ck. I peed
(0)
what a stupid bitch
March 5th, 2007
(0)
That was friggin hilarious!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
wow
March 5th, 2007
(0)
DD D D D D D D D D D D D D D!
March 5th, 2007
(2)
John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother was one day in an office typing on a computer
March 5th, 2007
(2)
The exclamation marks the end of the sentence. You're allowed to take a breather after one.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
the ending saved it
March 5th, 2007
(0)
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol funny
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Epic in all regaurds. DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
(0)
WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
wow i liked this so much hahaha where did you find this letter?
March 5th, 2007
(1)
I had trouble reading the letter, then as if my prayers had been answered, someone started reading it aloud to me. Thank you, prayer-answering dramatic voice. Thank you.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Its so unbelievably great.. just edit out some of the chuckles and it will seem that much better =) You still get a 5candy.
(0)
ok that is messed up
March 5th, 2007
(0)
The fact that you laughed actually made it better. Who would be able to do that without laughing? Kudos.
March 5th, 2007
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wow, go away...
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Yes! Finally someone else that can do dramatic reading ytmnd's. Someone else was doing it before, but he's apparently awol or something. I'm lookin forward to more of this.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
dramatic readings always crack my *ss up. great post
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
lmfao
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
f*cking win
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
Not bad for a first try...like they said, you need to be more, well, dramatic. Too monotone; don't be afraid to ham it up when doing a dramatic reading (and chuckling or laughing is out; try re-reading it aloud over and over till it isn't funny anymore). Damnation, though, this girl is just so stupid, the content makes up for it...nice work overall for a first time.
March 5th, 2007
(1)
This is by far the funniest thing in the history of mankind. I'm coming out of a sinus infection and this made me laugh so hard that I'm literally having trouble breathing. Anything that nearly kills me totally owns.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDD.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
(-4)
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(-4)
you lose
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lololololol
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Oh god, I've known people like this.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
this f*cking sucks
March 5th, 2007
(1)
u accidentally say you hugged me
March 5th, 2007
(1)
u hugged you say me accidentally
March 5th, 2007
(1)
accidentally, me hugged u you say
March 5th, 2007
(3)
u say you hugged me accidentally. ACCIDENTALLY. DENTALLY. DENTAL!!! DENNAL PLAN. LISA NEEDS BRACES.
May 4th, 2007
(1)
ahahahhahahhahAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
July 13th, 2007
(-1)
you lose good day sir
March 5th, 2007
(0)
HAHAHA I bet you truly felt insulted after that intellectual masterpiece! my condolences good sir!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
funniest sh*t ever
March 5th, 2007
(0)
haha!
March 5th, 2007
(1)
you bastert!
March 5th, 2007
(-2)
Good, but coulda been better if you read it EXACTLY.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD saved it
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Hilarious!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
I know it's hard to work with a letter that funny, but you need more anger in your reading.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
you're like the jimmy fallon of dramatic readings, stop chuckling!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol kudos for being able to read most of that sh*t.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
ROFL
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WORLD DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH! Automatic Classic!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
And they said it would never work...
March 5th, 2007
(0)
haha
March 5th, 2007
(1)
5 for the way you read WORLDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
(0)
This is one of the best Dramatic Reads ever.
(1)
Haha, hilarious letter, but you have to work on the dramatic reading bit... it's hard to take as dramatic when you keep laughing. :P
March 5th, 2007
(0)
I swear you sounded like the Gman from Half Life every now and then.
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
this was the number one funniest YTMND ive seen since "Holy shi* it's a Dinosaur! WTF?" good effing job. you clearly are a comical genius. you have succeeded greatly in life. you get my five, -Dustin,lol
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
these are funny, but how do they make it on top viewed? almost anyone can do them...but still 4 for bad grammer
March 5th, 2007
(0)
That was godly
March 5th, 2007
(0)
i gave it a four because you laughed too much =(
March 5th, 2007
(0)
HAHA FUNNY
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Your YTMND number is #228165. Don't believe me? Go to admin.ytmnd.com
March 5th, 2007
(0)
You sound like Plankton from Spogebob! Dude, you need to get with your school's film crew and make a movie
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Couldn't hold your composure the whole way through....you gotta work on that!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
You had me at WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Amazing! Your voice is perfect for making fun of things!
March 5th, 2007
(2)
i HATE that 7YRS old bro who always blocks my chair.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
ROFLMAO x 100.1918!! That was fantastic. Excellent job!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
It's too bad that you choked up a few times, but great YTMND nonetheless.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
This was so funny but I agree with the above posts you should have read it exactly, and with more anger and less laughing.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
I HAVE MORE THINGS TO DO IN THIS WORDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
March 5th, 2007
(1)
Do you do the voice of Plankton on Spongebob?
(0)
no
March 5th, 2007
(0)
hahaha the mistakes make it more funny, shows you were having fun.
March 5th, 2007
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morbo
March 5th, 2007
(0)
WORLDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
(0)
the last part is the best
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March 5th, 2007
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World-d-d-d-d-d-d-d! bumped it to a 4.
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buahaha. very nice.
March 5th, 2007
(1)
Lol, I really like the literal interpretation of the words here...although you didn't "intentionally mispronounce" "jealouse" until the second time....but still, this is five-worthy.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
5ed for yooooooooooouuuuu!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
you know its interesting - even though the letter is horrible, you actually added a word not in the letter; "My mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this" - you say, "put me UP to this". WRONG
March 5th, 2007
(0)
the echoing D's made me lol and I nearly shat all over myself
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol, grammar!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
I like the laughter
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Excellent material. Just don't laugh. I know it's hard!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
WORLD D D D D D D D D D D D
March 5th, 2007
(0)
HAHA!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
(0)
The WORLDDDDDDDDD part had me laughing my *ss off. This is Hilarious.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
I HATE THE INTERNET'S ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D-D-D-D-D-D!!!!!!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol'd
March 5th, 2007
(0)
5'd and faved!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol good job, good job, i got a good laugh
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol
March 5th, 2007
(0)
to f*cking funny
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Yea try not to chuckle and all, but I guess you did a good enough job considering how terrible that was written.
March 5th, 2007
(1)
f*ck you idiots who 1 this cuz he laughed at the idiocy of this c*nt. this ytmnd is much better than most of the sh*t spewed out on this site nowadays.
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
i change to 4 because of chuckling and mess ups. other'n that- i lol'd hard.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
dude, it was great, the chuckling sets it aside from other dramatic readings, and makes me laugh as well :)
March 5th, 2007
(-1)
It was okay... I don't like the reading, but me and my friends watch "dedicate live" on fuse daily and do this sh*t because people in this generation ovbiously can't write or read. you get 2, because it was kind of a boring reading, and it's an overused premise, but i love the letter. Rerecord it more dramatically for a 4.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
LOL at "WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D"
(0)
F*cking hilarious dude.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
pwnage
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Good.
March 5th, 2007
(0)
hahha that was too funny, good job
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Lol, I laughed so hard I almost f*cking died!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
well read, but you know you do the letter too much credit by reading around the errors. I teach first year college composition, I should know. XD
March 5th, 2007
(0)
lol,the last part was funny as hell... i have more things to do right now then remember... YOU!!!
March 5th, 2007
(0)
5'd. it wasnt as dramtic as some of the other dramatic readings, but otherwise, i still found it to be worthy of a 5. World-d-d-d-d-d ftw
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Wow. I would be glad someone with that little of a grasp on the english language dumped me, considering a monkey could probably type something more meaningful.
(1)
you make me five your site for stupid reasons
March 5th, 2007
(0)
Oh... tears... tears.
March 5th, 2007
(1)
possibly the best one ive seen.it made me laugh more then other ytmnds...but i dont laugh at them much....
March 5th, 2007
(0)
March 6th, 2007
(0)
'5DDDDDDDDdddddddd dd d d d d
March 6th, 2007
(0)
LAWL!
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Nice dude :D
March 6th, 2007
(1)
That Chris is such a bastert.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Johnny Sokko and his Flying Bastert
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lol you should do voice acting
March 6th, 2007
(0)
I like dramatic readings
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lmao ahah 1 for the horrible grammar on the letter and 4 for your reading LOL
March 6th, 2007
(0)
DDDD
March 6th, 2007
(1)
bastert. Totally my new fav word.
March 6th, 2007
(2)
that is by far the best url for a ytmnd ever. you win everything.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Nice one. I lol'ed.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
5'd for DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 6th, 2007
(2)
i think the chuckling makes it funnier cause we're all laughing at the same parts lol
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Fav'ed, thank you I haven't laughed in a long time.
March 6th, 2007
(1)
Bessssssst dramatic reading yet you bastert!
(0)
You need huge lungs to fully read those sentences out loud :O
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lol your amazing! nice reading :)
(1)
ur such n *ss wipe n bastert
March 6th, 2007
(0)
i honestly f*cking love it
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Dramatic readings aren't stupid, they rock! They're only stupid if they're written in proper English.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
amazing reading
March 6th, 2007
(0)
stupid girls. guys got so much gooder werds are better....
March 6th, 2007
(0)
OLOLOL
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Godly
March 6th, 2007
(0)
keep the laughs and mistakes, theyre just as real and funny as the letter itself
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Glorious! worldddddddddddd had me choking on my food
March 6th, 2007
(0)
This is Sparta.
March 6th, 2007
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WOOOOOOOOOORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Simply brilliant. Bravo you wonderful thespian. Might wanna go back and reread it without the little hiccups though, just to improve the deeply engaging dialogue.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Would be five if it was the guy who did the Bauman Letters. Sorry. :(
March 6th, 2007
(0)
an award winning performance
March 6th, 2007
(0)
world-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lollollollol
March 6th, 2007
(0)
I love dramatic readings...
March 6th, 2007
(0)
the domain really does seal the deal for this site
March 6th, 2007
(0)
5 for WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 6th, 2007
(0)
that was awesome. i love how u did the whole "WORLDDDDDDDDD" thing
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lol ... my mom hates you
March 6th, 2007
(0)
what man would want that piece of illiterate garbage
March 6th, 2007
(0)
-1 for the laughing in the middle. Another take could have helped but a very funny site.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
(assuming the laughing was unintentional) "lol, middle school" indeed.....also change title to "Breakup Letter, Near-Dramatic Reading"
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Jesus, who are these idiots who write these things? Hillarious! (So, you started laughing during the reading. Who cares? F*ck the nitpickers.)
March 6th, 2007
(0)
WOAH
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Five for "world-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d"
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f*cking great. The chuckles made it even better. "she the one who put me to this"
March 6th, 2007
(0)
you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
March 6th, 2007
(0)
ok 5
March 6th, 2007
(0)
THIS IS THE SEST BREAKUP LETTER IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
March 6th, 2007
(-1)
Sorry. YOu messed up the reading at least three times and the laughing was uneccesary and kind of gay. But I still gave you a three for effort.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
WORLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! made it gold. also, you owe me a keyboard.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
I would've 5'd if it weren't for so many mistakes while you were reading it. It's funny as hell though
March 6th, 2007
(0)
The only thing that would make this funnier is if we found out that the person who wrote this was 25 years old when they wrote it.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
blocking your chair haha!
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Yaaaaaay Run-ons and stupidity! Maybe one thing you could do is read some of the longer run ons in such a way that is means something completely different...maybe...somehow >.> But that would be hard and I doubt I could do it. Nevertheless good job.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YES. : )
March 6th, 2007
(0)
I like the laughing. im glad you kept it. lol.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
This made me actually laugh out loud, which rarely happens from stuff I see on the Internet. FIVE STARS!
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lol @ the pronunciation of Jelouse
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Practice not laughing.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Also the voice sounds like Vegeta lmfao.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Som1 teech dat bich som ingleesh dayarn. My reply to such a letter would be................ .................ok.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
I love dramatic reading...... you made my day sir
March 6th, 2007
(0)
ahahahaha
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Does anybody know any girls who don't act like this? Cause I haven't seen any. Also DDDDDDDDDDDDD!
March 6th, 2007
(0)
noooo you didn't say buiiiiisness! XD Ah well still funny
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Dumped him because of friends told her to. Also, that was monotone, all you did was read it in a weird voice. In the first few sentences you could have been dramatic but right away it wasn't.
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dude, your sites suck, you're just jealouse!
March 6th, 2007
(0)
Much better than that "Hello? Who's Calling?" P.O.S.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
lawl
March 6th, 2007
(0)
The few times you crack and giggle are what make this site for me.
March 6th, 2007
(0)
id rather date a spider or rat den u
March 6th, 2007
(0)
She uses the best grammar, punctuation, and spelling I have ever seen in a typed document.
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Oh bi you bastert!!! jealouse??
March 6th, 2007
(0)
YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS wtf???
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.... wtf.... LOL UPVOTE! :D
March 6th, 2007
(0)
You laughin' made me laugh more, keep it. lmao, gotta start the "id rather date a spider" fad; bring it on.
March 6th, 2007
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I thought the laughing was fine, but you didn't read it exactly in a couple places. I chuckled, though. Well done.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
lawl!
March 7th, 2007
(1)
You sir, are a bastert for reading this.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
if you REALLY hate her, you'll, give myspace, facebook, email.... ;)
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i liked it. im going to have to do somthing like this, when i get an email (wich probably wont be too long from now).
March 7th, 2007
(0)
epic rofl
March 7th, 2007
(1)
I am jealouse I didn't read this first.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
lol DDDDDDDDDDD
March 7th, 2007
(0)
You giggle too much. Redo the sound.
March 7th, 2007
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March 7th, 2007
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Wow. Haven't seen one of these in awhile XD
March 7th, 2007
(0)
f*cking kids lawl, 5 for bed time story reading
March 7th, 2007
(0)
lolol the D's were the best. props
March 7th, 2007
(1)
lol, jealouse
March 7th, 2007
(0)
the last bit is made of win, YOU!
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Gets better as it goes along...
March 7th, 2007
(-1)
This has been in the Top Viewed for three days already. It may be too early to tell but, are we seeing another scandal ala, How To Prank A Telemarketer style? Downvoted from 5 to 3 as a precaution.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
LMFAO
March 7th, 2007
(0)
"well guess what bastert"
March 7th, 2007
(0)
runon sentences much??
March 7th, 2007
(1)
5'd. you jealouse bastert
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Why did you turn into heap big Indian chief about half-way through?
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Terrible dramatic reading, but you were probably using every fiber of your being to not explode and die laughing at the sheer horridness of that "letter". I'd drop that bitch like a hot potato, personally, just in case stupid is sexually-transmitted.
March 7th, 2007
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Wow. I can understand how you could barely keep a stright face through that. Also, I noticed you couldnt even say some of the horribly misspelt stuff just the way she wrote it. Like your brain was automatically overiding it to keep you from going stupid yourself.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
lmao that was great! sounds like some little 11 year old needs to learn how to type
March 7th, 2007
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you are an inspiration
March 7th, 2007
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5'd for stupid high school kids breaking up.
March 7th, 2007
(-1)
COULD OF BEEEN WAY BETTER
March 7th, 2007
(0)
DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH-DEHEHEHDEDHDEEEEEEEEEEE
March 7th, 2007
(-1)
Didn't find it funny or cool.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Oh ho ho!
March 7th, 2007
(-1)
-1 for getting dumped by a chick with Down Syndrome. Lern2buyCandy.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDD
March 7th, 2007
(0)
I can forgive the laughing. This was great
March 7th, 2007
(1)
fckin win
March 7th, 2007
(0)
FIVED-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
March 7th, 2007
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DIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDDIDID
March 7th, 2007
(-1)
You get an extra star for the "WORLDDDDDUH DUH DUH DUH DUH" thing, but overall, it really wasn't that funny.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Also, lol @ "you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons" wtf?
March 7th, 2007
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Dude thats Fuking awsome people say the laughs in the middle ruiened it but i loved it WORLD-D-D-D-D-D had me olol *faved
March 7th, 2007
(0)
DDDDDDDDD
March 7th, 2007
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It needs some work, but the WORLDDDDDD makes up for everything.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Nice reading, dont give too many girls ideas now....
March 7th, 2007
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5 for actually being able to make it through all of that.
March 7th, 2007
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the run-on sentence ftw
March 7th, 2007
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lol, hilarious. but you messed up on some parts. :[ enjoy the 4.
March 7th, 2007
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p.s. are you the Chris she speaks of in this dramatic letter? lolz.
(0)
perfect, screw ups made it great.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
that's f*cking amazing.
March 7th, 2007
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Lol, Insta-5d for "WORLDDDDDDDDDD" and "pleassse"
March 7th, 2007
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You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
March 7th, 2007
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Its not exactly the Dramatic Reader's Voice, but the way you said it makes it even funnier.
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