YTMND text adventure!
Created on: March 26th, 2007
YTMND text adventure!
Part II, based on DeltaJerk's comment, will soon be released. But if you'd like to make ytmnds based on any of the other suggestions, feel free to do so.

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March 26th, 2007
(42)
Pull out my glock and cap every one of those fools except for one because I need to play bball with someone
March 26th, 2007
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That sounds about right.
March 26th, 2007
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Yessir.
March 26th, 2007
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agreed.
March 26th, 2007
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Make MOre w/ possible combinations then list the other sites.v
March 26th, 2007
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Yes indeed.
March 26th, 2007
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yessir
March 26th, 2007
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Check +
March 26th, 2007
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Tru dat
March 26th, 2007
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That's most certainly what *I* would do in that situation.
March 27th, 2007
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LOL
March 27th, 2007
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this is most popular and i dont like to feel left out
March 27th, 2007
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Troof
March 27th, 2007
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and make sure that one sucks at basketball
March 27th, 2007
(2)
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER WIN!
March 26th, 2007
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"I stay in my bronx apartment and continue surfing YTMND."
March 26th, 2007
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that wat i would do
March 27th, 2007
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same.
March 27th, 2007
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Aye.
March 26th, 2007
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Y is the bronx ppl telling me 2 sneak in the neighborhood petophile's house? I'd tell them, in the street terms btw, I'll do it when you tell me what state europe is next to.
March 26th, 2007
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I vote four, that's what I do
March 27th, 2007
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lol, reply
March 26th, 2007
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Fall under the peer pressure and sneak inside the apartment, but then all of a sudden a huge...!!!
March 26th, 2007
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He goes for it, when he goes in he finds the old man dead on the floor from a heart attack, does he or does he not steal his bucket of fried chicken?
March 26th, 2007
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EAT SOME CORNS AND BEANSBREAD
March 26th, 2007
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i would double dog dare my friend to do it instead, duh
March 26th, 2007
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I would wait for the black kids to go in and call the kkk and burn the apartment down and then me and the kkk are singing "NaNaNa Hey Hey Hey Cornbread"
March 26th, 2007
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He says something random, then teleports a spaceship.
March 26th, 2007
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teleports onto a spaceship^
March 26th, 2007
(5)
get raped by the old man
March 27th, 2007
(2)
The reclusive man is most likely brian peppers; I agree.
March 26th, 2007
(2)
hahaha oldschool text-based rpgs ftw!
March 26th, 2007
(2)
anyway, on to my path: I would tell my peers to go f*ck themselves and go home and go onto ytmnd, where strangely enough, I find a webpage called ytmnd text adventure that tells me what move I should take as the protagonist...
March 26th, 2007
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I would steal his bike.
March 27th, 2007
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winning
March 27th, 2007
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!!!
March 27th, 2007
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DEFINITELY or, have my bike stolen by the old recluse
March 27th, 2007
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March 26th, 2007
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"You sneak in, and carefully place a pile of sh** on the old man while he is sleeping, he wakes up with a gun..."
March 26th, 2007
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I would go in and be suprised that he can help me, then I turn around and . . . learn
March 26th, 2007
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decide to go in, you make up the rest
March 27th, 2007
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ITS A TRAP!
March 26th, 2007
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Ask one of the local blackies if they would kindly shove a fork up my ass.
March 26th, 2007
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The old man wakes up and says, "Come up with your own f*cking idea for a YTMND!!!"
March 26th, 2007
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You DO A BARREL ROLL
March 26th, 2007
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Make friends and ask him to tell me war stories, oh boy!
March 26th, 2007
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You come in and you see him eating a baby.
March 26th, 2007
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i stay home, turn on some internets, and let it work its magic, while the neighbors wonder what that fapping sound from my apartment is.
March 26th, 2007
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perhaps chris hansen is in the apartment, i would say. And then maybe cloud strife can be there too. I'd like that.
March 26th, 2007
(2)
go east door
March 26th, 2007
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Sure I'd go in. I want to know if it's J. D. Salinger.
March 27th, 2007
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I get it.
March 26th, 2007
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Offer to cook the old man a delightful meal of beans and cornbread.
March 26th, 2007
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I stroll in with my chest well oiled. I slip the old man a mickey and take advantage. I begin my insterting my large, throbbing c*ck into his mouth, slowly easing my way down his trachea. I begin to unzip the old man's pants. Quickly I grip onto his already depleting erection, I begin pumping away while he sucks my c*ck. The old man's nurse comes in, face like a rhino, starts fingering me in the ass. I ejaculate imeediatly and zip up. I go outside and play basketball with my friends.
March 27th, 2007
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and this f*ggot never made a ytmnd :(
March 26th, 2007
(1)
Official deadline for submissions 2007-03-27 20:09:50 CDT
March 26th, 2007
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GO IN. BOLT DOOR.
March 26th, 2007
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xyzzy
March 26th, 2007
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Duh, stick it in his butt and pee.
March 26th, 2007
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I ACCEPT THE DARE! Sneak into the Old Man's Appartment.
March 26th, 2007
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I go in, he couldn't be a pedophile, could he?
March 26th, 2007
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GET YE FLASK
March 26th, 2007
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Sorry, you cannot get ye flask
March 26th, 2007
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I just have to imagine why on earth I can't get ye flask
March 26th, 2007
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It's like attacking the darkness...you just can't do it.
March 27th, 2007
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It's so creative.
March 26th, 2007
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you Punch the Keys for God's Sake!
March 26th, 2007
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Get eaten by a grue.
March 26th, 2007
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Yeah, it'll happen eventually anyway.
March 26th, 2007
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Do nothing...that usually makes that happen...
March 27th, 2007
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ha!
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
March 26th, 2007
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lol
March 26th, 2007
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+ vote for u
March 26th, 2007
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Rhinos don't f*ck around. They f*cking charge your ass.
March 26th, 2007
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Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
March 27th, 2007
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LOL! I want to see this one
March 27th, 2007
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This is better.
March 27th, 2007
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Black mages are powerful indeed.
March 27th, 2007
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yea get old school on that fool
March 27th, 2007
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o yes i like the cold war theme, thats outrageous
March 27th, 2007
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i cast magic missile
March 26th, 2007
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I enter the apartment, hoping to start a fulfilling literary journey in which I may be asked to punch the keys, for God's sake.
March 26th, 2007
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i would grab my black buttcheeks spread em and shove the old man's face into my goatse
March 26th, 2007
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You go into the apartment cause thats where Connery lives.
March 26th, 2007
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second.
March 26th, 2007
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You pop a cap in the nearest five oh because he looked at you funny. Then you meet with Sir Connery.
March 26th, 2007
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I chill out lax and relax all cool and shoot some b-ball out side of da school till a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
March 26th, 2007
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Pick this
March 26th, 2007
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Hah, effin' plus.
March 26th, 2007
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One thing I wouldn't do is forget polend.
March 26th, 2007
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winner
March 26th, 2007
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take a dump
March 26th, 2007
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I sneak in to find Father-McKenzie masterbating with a cheese grater to loli furry porn
March 26th, 2007
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Go up; save; remove pants; open door; enter door; close door; lock door; lie on floor
March 26th, 2007
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Login to his YTMND account and upvote all my sites.
March 26th, 2007
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But then again I don't know syncan's password.
March 26th, 2007
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say yoho
March 26th, 2007
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CHAPTER TWO NEEDS A CAMEO BY STEPHANIE OR ELSE YOURE GETTING SERVED
March 26th, 2007
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this is what you should have done: http://thisoneismuchbetter.ytmnd.com/
March 26th, 2007
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Simple. Study god damn hard, working part time to pay university studies. Then I make a megacorporation and sell overpriced software. Then I can bang all the ladies I want and piss off the little kids that had nothing better to do.
March 26th, 2007
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waste that old man
March 26th, 2007
(3)
Listen to Olmec....he'll guide you through the whole operation.
March 26th, 2007
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all right, I will. Thank you.
March 26th, 2007
(4)
He enters the old man's apartment cautiously. The old man greets him. He tells the student that to be a successful writer, he must first be creative. A brief montage ensues. Finally, the student is able to create a flawless ytmnd by the instruction of none other than the father of all fads, Sir Thomas Sean Connery.
March 26th, 2007
(1)
yes!
March 26th, 2007
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...Or something along those lines...
March 26th, 2007
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Because I have a secret fetish for old men with deep Scottish accents I sneak into the building and immediately get a raging hard-on upon the sight of the recluse. In embarrassment I drop my bag full of fantasy sex stories and run down the stairs. I immediately get home and have a circle jerk with my brother Vanila Ice Cube Tea.
March 26th, 2007
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I would eat some cheese that I found in my pocket, and my head would explode.
March 26th, 2007
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Instead of doing that, you knock on the door, hand him 1 star and say "you fail , please try again ^_^"
March 26th, 2007
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I'd shoot my peers. F*ck em.
March 26th, 2007
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http://thiswillliventhingsup.ytmnd.com/
March 26th, 2007
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You walk inside the old man's house and he's raping a little girl. You stop him and become a hero. Just kidding. You join the rapist and destroy that little girls uterus. Great success.
March 26th, 2007
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I think you should make this like a "Choose your own adventure" YTMND. In the description, have links to like 3 different ytmnd's that each follow a seperate path.
March 26th, 2007
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That was my original intention. It would have been too much work for me, so the YTMNDers who suggested the actions would make them themselves. I made a ytmnd earlier today asking people if they were willing to participate in an interactive YTMND project, but it was met with derision. So I made this instead.
March 26th, 2007
(1)
Get a whip and call your self Indiana Jones.
March 26th, 2007
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F**k it, I'd say that I'll go in there. But instead, I'd actually videotape me going into a decoy house and find a dude dressed up as Brian Peppers there. I (pretend to) beat the s**t out of him and run off. The kids think I'm a god......*crickets chirping*....hey, I tried. lol.
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I would throw something off the top of my big *ss castle, scaring the sh*t out of Catherine Zeta Jones
March 26th, 2007
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FINDING FORESTER FINDING FORESTER FINDING FORESTER FINDING FORESTER FINDING FORESTER FINDING FORESTER
March 26th, 2007
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I move in with my auntie and my uncle in BelAir
March 26th, 2007
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Do it!!
March 26th, 2007
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-downvote this sh*tty site
March 26th, 2007
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steal a bike
March 26th, 2007
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Bite off a kid's head and scream "WRYYYYYYYY!"
March 26th, 2007
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F, Buy some chicken.
March 26th, 2007
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actually, scratch that. say: "Fudge off, F*cker."
March 26th, 2007
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I'd do..whatever happened in Finding Forrester. Then school Sean Connery in basketball even though I'm horrible.
March 26th, 2007
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Yeah, 4. That works. Thanks, wang.
March 26th, 2007
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suck dick for coke?
March 26th, 2007
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i would finish masturbating then after all the little nigglets think im too scared i would go in the house dressed as a woman, a black woman, automatically thought of as a crackwhore and as i see the old man i ask him if he wants a suck or if he has any PCP. i would then suck his old manc*ck and save the semen to then cover my black friends in as proof that i sucked that man's c*ck.
March 26th, 2007
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Is the old man Sean Conery?
March 26th, 2007
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" In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school" Well anyhoo, I would take the dare and end up living with my rich Aunt and Uncle in another town.
March 26th, 2007
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PUT ON MI WIZZIRD RooooooBE and HAT
March 26th, 2007
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I don't feel like being shot by a schizophrenic old man registered with the NRA, so the playground is where I spend most of my days. Then a couple of guys, who were up to no good, starting making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your aunt and uncle to Bel-Air".
March 26th, 2007
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lol... see above.
March 26th, 2007
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Although it is well worded. Kinda like buttsecks.
March 26th, 2007
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id make a polandize version of this ytmnd
March 26th, 2007
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Realize that this old man may or may not be in fact J.D. Salinger, smirk to myself, and return home and wonder. The next day, I begin to hustle b-ball in the other boroughs and start making enough money to buy a gold statue replica of Fred Astaire.
March 26th, 2007
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No way dudes, that's the 60 year old man's house that made a kid f*ck him in the *ss in front of his kids.
March 26th, 2007
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You decide to consult YTMND and find a sh*tty site called YTMND text adventure! and blow off your black friends and write an extended tirade about how stupid this idea is and how it is merely a front to get yourself on the front page supported by 13 year olds who think that if their idea gets the most votes and you make another site that they will become famous and their parents will get back together and Susie will like the, but we all know that Susie is a stuck up whore and this site sucks.
March 26th, 2007
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I log onto my 24kb/s connection, go to YTMND.com and sponsor OMGAGURL.ytmnd.com with $500?
March 27th, 2007
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Go in the Apartment. Meet Sean Connery. Wait until he says "Punch the Keys for God's Sake". Then kill him. Then This YTMND doesn't exist. Then, Time Paradox. Rinse and Repeat.
March 27th, 2007
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Break a plank of wood off a fence, whittle it into a stake, and convince Fat Albert and the gang that the old man is a vampire who needs to die.
March 27th, 2007
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lol, Finding Forrester...
March 27th, 2007
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masturbate to pr0n
March 27th, 2007
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He gets raped by me but learns lessons about living and goes on to turn NEw York into a chocolate city.
March 27th, 2007
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Go north.
March 27th, 2007
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I will hand him a ticket to Harlem
March 27th, 2007
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I would tell them, "No, guys. I need to study. I want to be an engineer, and I can't be getting into any trouble. If I am arrested for a break-in and entry, how will that effect my chances of getting into college?" LOL, like a black high school student in the bronx would ever say that!
March 27th, 2007
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I would first master the art of Punching the Keys (For God's Sake).
March 27th, 2007
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This might go over better if you gave us options to chose from. As of right now, though, I say we go on and take that dare. I'm a man.
March 27th, 2007
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You could start by running to the room of the three gargoyles, push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the wall climb, here you must choose your next path, you could race up to the observatory, spin the sun dial and pass into the room of the golden idols. Once there push on their bases to release the doors, that may take you below or lead you into the shrine of the silver monkey. Assemble the statue and you may be headed for the torch room. If the elevator is up you may jum
March 27th, 2007
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I put on my pink jumpsuit and..
March 27th, 2007
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Oh shoot. Choose Your Own Adventure YTMND!
March 27th, 2007
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Oh okay, got it. Reclusive old man tells him, "IT'S GON' RAIN!"
March 27th, 2007
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Throw the old bastard on the floor and ask where he is stashing the keys at.
March 27th, 2007
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do nothing
March 27th, 2007
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pull out giant cat-penis, shoot bullets out of it into a grocery store full of asians. miss everyone, then smear peanut butter all over your nipples and start dancing with robin williams, whos body is made entirely from tangerines. great idea, btw.
March 27th, 2007
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you become Allen Iverson or Shaq maybe even LeBron James or Michael Jordan but we all know hes from NC now thats racist.
March 27th, 2007
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I'd agree to go as long as they come with. :)
March 27th, 2007
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my good sir, I would grab some glow sticks, a DJ, and some food, and start the largest house party known to mankind, in the old man's bed room.
March 27th, 2007
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>steal bike
March 27th, 2007
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Hit him with my horn, dog, and take his money.
March 27th, 2007
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Put on my robe and wizard hat....
March 27th, 2007
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5 BECAUSE I WORKED CONSTRUCTION OVER THE SUMMER AT THIS VERY SCHOOL
March 27th, 2007
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I choose to go into the apartment and see whats the matter,then try to avoid the old,reclusive old man.
March 27th, 2007
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I would go into the apartment and leave my backpack there.
March 27th, 2007
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break into his apartment, discover he is wilford brimley, then join him in burning waffles and lamenting the evils of the diabeatis
March 27th, 2007
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Go find Forester...
March 27th, 2007
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So this text adventure is basically just a remake of Find Forester?
March 27th, 2007
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Open the mailbox... Take the leaflet...
March 27th, 2007
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"I stay in my bronx apartment and continue surfing YTMND."
March 27th, 2007
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Run into the apartment and blast the old man with a water gun, he transforms into a Snorlax pokemon, gets well annoyed, then mcguyver comes along, with his assistant milton and using the golden stapler of Dragonball z, Staple his *ss to the floor then watch as picard comes in and blasts him with his tommy gun. You then go and have fun with stephanie from lazy town
March 27th, 2007
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Ill make a ytmnd and ask what to do!
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wow all the top vote getters are so derivative
March 27th, 2007
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open door THEN talk man --- lol old school text adventures --- seriously though, as YTMND-related as DeltaJerk's suggestion is, BallsDeVito's is funnier.
March 27th, 2007
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Gah, now Max needs to add an edit comment feature. I meant fad-related.
March 27th, 2007
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March 27th, 2007
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He goes in, finds the old man making beans and cornbread, and decides to settle down for what his people have given him.
March 27th, 2007
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March 27th, 2007
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I steal their bike.
March 27th, 2007
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I would put on a Nixon mask and go inside and rape the sh*t out of the old man, then Id be all like "I AM NOT A CROOK" when I climaxed inside his ass. Then Id take off the mask and Id be Michael Wolfson and be all like "LOL TROLLED!" Then Id bust the f*cking condom on his chest and leave him feeling used.
March 27th, 2007
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I would find Forrester and take him back to Ireland. Scotland, for God's sake.
March 27th, 2007
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I would go round to max's place and force him to fix the comment ratings so they actually save when you click them.
March 27th, 2007
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A.) Sneak into the old man's apartment B.) Go rob a gas station C.) Blow your Idaho trumpet and summon the white horsemen from on high to rid the projects of hyphonated cultures
March 27th, 2007
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He goes in. The man jumps in front of him from around a corner and says "You're the man now, dog!"
March 27th, 2007
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i would break into his house and rape the old man
March 27th, 2007
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Commit suicide
March 27th, 2007
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GET basketball LOOK shoes
March 27th, 2007
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I'll beat my friends up and then run away to the cafeteria.
March 27th, 2007
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I put on my wizard hat and blue robe.. and cast level 11 C*CK OF THE INFINITE!! Oh.. this is the wrong website, thought I was still on bash.
March 27th, 2007
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Go to the old mans house, but bring a Molotov c*cktail, and the script to the best story you have ever written (double spaced, 12 pt font, with a CD backup with PDF format).
March 27th, 2007
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Walk into the old man's apartment only to discover Lemon Party. ARRRGGHHHHH!
March 27th, 2007
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>be the man now dog I'm sorry, that's not a valid command. >f*ck you william! That's not very nice. >... chicken and watermelon Yes, yes! You're the man now dog!
March 27th, 2007
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get flask
March 27th, 2007
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5 for innovative idea.
March 27th, 2007
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meets sean connery who gives him the old "you have the manner of a goat, and you smell like a donkey" before pushing him out of the window. When Sean later gets arrested for accused racialy motivated crime and is asked by the judge how he pleads, he says "personally I think your a f*cking idiot" then proceeding the cap everyone in the room.
March 27th, 2007
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******** throw baby into lake*******
March 27th, 2007
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Remembering that a convicted child molester with an odd facial deformity has recently escaped from a nearby prison, you procede to survey the complex carefully. That's when a wild Ekans appears.
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Sneak into the apartment. P.S: Nice idea for a ytmnd.
March 27th, 2007
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Why would he sneak into an old guy's apartment? Will that suddenly make him not suck at writing or basketball?
March 27th, 2007
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YOU ARE ATTACKED BY BRIAN PEPPERS, YOU RESPOND WITH SHOE ON HEAD. YES....YES!!!
March 27th, 2007
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I put on my wizard hat and robes.
March 27th, 2007
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go in when the man is asleep and rape him up the butt and then steal his dentures
March 27th, 2007
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Move rug, Open trap door... turn on lantern! Don't want to be eaten by grue you know...
March 27th, 2007
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Steal a bike and ride far far away to somewhere where I can do what I've always wanted...
March 27th, 2007
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Isn't this kid a character from that lame movie "Crossover" with Wayne Brady?
March 27th, 2007
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get gay
March 27th, 2007
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Have an epiphany and shoot myself for being a f*cking n*gg*r
March 27th, 2007
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kinda dumb, sorry :D
March 27th, 2007
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Rob his house, because that's what black kids do.
March 27th, 2007
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5 because i think this gave me an idea
March 27th, 2007
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Sneak into the apartment and rape Sean Connery. Make sure there's lots of "YES YES!"
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
HE SHOULD SUMMON CTHULHU!!!
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
I'll break into the apartment, because the stories about him aren't true. Sure, he's a miserable old bastard, but he wears his socks inside out and uses real milk in his tomato soup, giving it a pretty skin on the top. He also wrote a book once and then went into hiding. So now, he's looking for a talented young brother, such as myself, to teach things to and to go to football games with. He also likes to use racially innappropriate slang such as 'YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!' I win. :)
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
I battle a Giant Enemy Crab.
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
I'd sneak in King-Style then poop on his chest.
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
I'd just PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!
March 27th, 2007
(0)
You sneak into the apartment and find that the old man is actually a "hologram" of God that only you can see, and he tells you to find three lost relics, one of which is found in Lindsay Lohan's pussy. You get the relics and Lohan and God grants you one wish: You wish that Lohan "OH" face expression wouldn't change. The end. Now...is that PS 89 by any chance?
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
You find out that the old man isn't there at the moment, but you see a dead giant enemy crab and flip it over to find $599 US dollars.
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
serve corn and beansbread.
March 27th, 2007
(0)
Throw baby
March 27th, 2007
(1)
I said that on page one, but nobody picked up on the joke there either....
March 27th, 2007
(0)
peasents quest refrence :)
March 28th, 2007
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MORE LIKE RATHER HOMELY! >.>
March 28th, 2007
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We have co-existed with the burninator for centuries, and I can't have you marching up there in your short pants and UPSETTING THE BALANCE!. "I'll UPSET YOUR BALANCE MY LORD!"
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
go to the old man make sure to bring along the party van just in case
March 27th, 2007
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I would walk into the house and still the old mans' diary and read about how he killed his ex-wife. Then I would make a YTMND about it.
March 27th, 2007
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i would say hello to the old man. then i would ask if he knew my father, a hero in the police force. "yes" the old man replies. he begins telling me stories of himself and my father on the police force together.
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
March 27th, 2007
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I'd whistle for a cab and when it came near The license plate would say fresh and have dice in the mirror If anything I would say this cab is rare But I'd think 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I'd pull up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yell to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I'd look at my kingdom I'd be finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
buttsecks
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
stick it in the pooper
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
listen to thriller
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
the old man is actually a blind samurai n*gg*.
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
Grab ye flask.
March 27th, 2007
(-1)
This is Finding Forrester....I read the book
March 27th, 2007
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Politely reject their offer and go home.
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