Jack Bauer vs. William T. Riker
Created on: March 28th, 2007
Jack Bauer vs. William T. Riker
The 21st Century battles for supremacy against the 24th, all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'. **Due to popular demand there will be a sequel** The site is currently featured on joystiq.com, cool.

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March 28th, 2007
(11)
go home and be a family man
March 29th, 2007
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March 30th, 2007
(2)
Gotta love engrish.
April 1st, 2007
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Bauer FTW
July 5th, 2007
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I love how CTU is looking it up on gameFAQs
August 31st, 2007
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5 for game faas. SHYOREPPA SHOOORYUKEN!
March 28th, 2007
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This... is... AWESOME! SHORYUKEN!!!
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HADOKEN!!!
March 28th, 2007
(3)
WHO WINS
March 28th, 2007
(18)
The final outcome was undetermined because Riker broke the Enterprise's manual steering column™. Let that be a lesson to all to apply pressure gently when using it to play Super Nintendo.
March 29th, 2007
(1)
KEN F*CKING WINS. Triple uppercut for life!
March 29th, 2007
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I wonder if the viewscreen is even 480i compatible
March 29th, 2007
(1)
in a battle like this, everyone who watches wins :D hopefully nobody picks bison in the rematch... he's got cheap moves... that stupid down and kick slide thing... lame...
April 4th, 2007
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I'm sure Riker suffered from quite a bit of a laggy connection, out in space and all :P
March 28th, 2007
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jack bauer + joystick
March 28th, 2007
(0)
lolololololol
March 28th, 2007
(0)
Hax
March 28th, 2007
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you make some good sh*t n*gg*
March 28th, 2007
(0)
hahah clever
March 28th, 2007
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rofl nice editing and the song is nice too since it's English and I can understand it unlike the Japanese version which isn't bad either though =p
March 28th, 2007
(1)
street fighter!
March 28th, 2007
(12)
Chloe checking GameFAQs makes this absolutely priceless.
April 6th, 2007
(0)
Agreed. Fav'd.
March 28th, 2007
(0)
WHO THE F*CK WON?
March 28th, 2007
(-2)
Riker wins because the actor who plays him went to Penn State!
March 28th, 2007
(0)
I still can't believe they put that joystick scene in Insurrection.
March 28th, 2007
(0)
-1 for not putting into account that Jack Bauer is closing in on Chuck Norris.
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You're on the right track, but he's way ahead of Norris. As it turns out, Chuck Norris doesn't compare. Jack Bauer once lost his keys, then tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up the position of the keys. Also, when his daughter Kim lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it, took it by force, and put it back. Did I mention he's a badass?
April 4th, 2007
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Pretty sure he shoulda toutured that retard last episode, he's losing his touch. dude that cut off his arm this week is rising fast.
March 28th, 2007
(5)
Gratuitous ensign shot makes this. I don't even think you needed anything else.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Gratuitous Ensign Shot?
March 29th, 2007
(6)
Gratuitous Ensign Shot.
August 20th, 2007
(0)
Gratuitous Ensign Shot.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Genius
March 29th, 2007
(0)
bleh you cut out the lyrics?
March 29th, 2007
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Yeah, I decided to take 'em out cause I wanted to make it more fight riff-like.
April 4th, 2007
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havent heard the lyrics, but i think it would be better this way anyways... lol @ "all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'"
March 29th, 2007
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btw http://dl1.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/dl/836/0701ef/Street%20Fighter%20II%20~%20Sing!!/02_crimson_fist_~burning_blood~_(ken).mp3 don't use it since it would probably kill this site's rating, just wanted to share the Japanese version of what I think this guy was saying in the song you used before you cut the lyrics out :P
March 29th, 2007
(0)
linky no worky
March 29th, 2007
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wish there was more than 5.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Nicely done, but needs more Dan =P
March 29th, 2007
(0)
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
March 29th, 2007
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wow
March 29th, 2007
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I like the song. -2 for 24 reference.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
joysticks... I remember those.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
GREAT
March 29th, 2007
(5)
No fair! Jack's got Chloe hitting up gamefaqs!
March 29th, 2007
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Has good potential, but needs an ending.
March 29th, 2007
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that was incredibly anti-climatic...
March 29th, 2007
(2)
you win, sir!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
haha. nice.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
The stuff dreams are made of...
March 29th, 2007
(0)
+4 for everything -1 for not doing the full match!!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
In the future joysticks will be able to retract and extend based on your needs!? AWESOME!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Words fail to describe the awesomeness
March 29th, 2007
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screw it, i keep avoiding viewing jack bauer ytmnds and I had to face my fears.
March 29th, 2007
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not funny. and 24 sucks.
March 29th, 2007
(-1)
I hate street fighter.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
aww wow...another ridiculously awesome ytmnd
March 29th, 2007
(0)
make it longerrrrr
March 29th, 2007
(0)
I knew something would be made, just thought it would've been within the week. Still waiting for BF2 / Microsoft flight Sim version.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
GOD LIKE
March 29th, 2007
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I guess this was inevitable considering how obvious it was to anyone who watched that episode. Riker = massive hilarity wow LOLOL. I'll be generous and give you some praise for the gratuitous ensign shot, though.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Riker should win.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
nice.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Realize your Ken
March 29th, 2007
(0)
5'd for Chloe on Gamefaqs.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Awesome!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
hah!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
5 for street fighter
March 29th, 2007
(0)
IKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
March 29th, 2007
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eh. I just don't like it.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Cool. Also hot ensign!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Why do I have a bad feeling this could spawn a bunch of fads where they then start playing Mortal Kombat, Battlefield, Tekken, etc...?
March 29th, 2007
(0)
awesome audio loop 5'd
March 29th, 2007
(0)
HADOKEN!!!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Really well made! Shame there wasn't really a funny moment in it...
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Well made, and 5'd for Street Fighter, although I'd like to know how anyone plays with a flight stick.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
:D
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Needs an ending
March 29th, 2007
(0)
This is actually an awesome edit but really needs an ending and then I'll five.
March 29th, 2007
(1)
lol, gamefaqs, nice touch
March 29th, 2007
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Chloe on GameFAQs, brilliant.
March 29th, 2007
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It stands for Thomas, dumbass.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
This is ridiculous. I love it!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
amazing?
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Jeeze, Top Viewed today is stacked
March 29th, 2007
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If Riker had his beard he might stand a chance. Shaved Riker is powerless!
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i'd like to second that notion
March 31st, 2007
(1)
Agreed also horse dick
March 29th, 2007
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NICE edits!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
sweet music
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Fraking amazing!
March 29th, 2007
(-1)
Jack Bauer awoke from death. (His heartbeat stopped) in which he proceeded to kill 10 people, find a cell phone, call CTA and then bang a hot lady. Jack Wins.
March 30th, 2007
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If that's true, why does he need Chloe hitting up Gamef*gs???
March 30th, 2007
(0)
ctu *ssh*le
March 29th, 2007
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A WINNAR IS YOU. And Riker.
March 29th, 2007
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FIVE FOR THE KEN SONG!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
5'd for Chloe on GameFaqs
March 29th, 2007
(0)
needs an ending
March 29th, 2007
(0)
gamefaqs lmao :D
March 29th, 2007
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Amazing, but you need a conclusion, jack needs to win.
March 30th, 2007
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Now way, Riker kicks ass...Jack Bauer is just a lame piece of sh*t who really needs to be shot
April 1st, 2007
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Riker would pwn Bauer at anything.
April 2nd, 2007
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Riker has no beard therefore his power is deminished.
April 5th, 2007
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Riker pwns.
March 29th, 2007
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Thats awesome. 5'd and fav'd
March 29th, 2007
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Oh my God... Made my night. Awesome that she checks gamefaqs.
March 29th, 2007
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The person on the side checking gamefaqs is but one component of awesomeness this ytmnd has.
March 29th, 2007
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best ytmnd since wtf its a dinosuar.
March 29th, 2007
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HADOKEN!!!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
I installed one in my car.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
hahahah great concept.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Best thing I have seen in a while...
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Its ok, not long enough and needs more Bauerisms. And why isnt he killing a terrorist?
March 29th, 2007
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This just might be the best YTMND of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 29th, 2007
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You Win!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
super good
March 29th, 2007
(0)
this is sweet
March 29th, 2007
(0)
That's awesome!
March 29th, 2007
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Needs YOGA FLAME!!!! :)
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Jack Bauer is going to kick Riker's *ss so.....HARD!!!! That the next Bison wannabe......is gonna feel it. Besides everyone knows Bauer would be Guile.
March 29th, 2007
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March 29th, 2007
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the split screen w/ Chloe on GameFAQs makes it, i would have used a diff song though
March 29th, 2007
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That joystick thing was the lamest crap ever pulled in a Star Trek movie.
March 29th, 2007
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Awesome job, Mohrdikai, but I've gotta ask: Who's playing Ryu and who's playing Ken?
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Bauer's got Ryu. Riker is Ken.
March 29th, 2007
(0)
He always managed a way to destroy the Enterprises.
March 29th, 2007
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5 stars for having CTU cross-reference gamefaqs.com!
March 29th, 2007
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A follow-up is the works, but it will be a separate site- can't fit anymore in this one without sacrificing a good chunk of quality.
March 29th, 2007
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http://sexyxoxox.ytmnd.com/
March 29th, 2007
(0)
This is a motherf*cking masterpiece
March 29th, 2007
(0)
i was picking my toenails when i clicked this.
March 29th, 2007
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Loved it, I really would have liked to see the battle continue however, perhaps a sequel to finish the battle?
March 29th, 2007
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hey your site is featured on joystiq.com ^___^ cool
March 29th, 2007
(2)
HOLY SH*T!
March 30th, 2007
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I'll second that exclimation.
March 29th, 2007
(1)
hottest ensign evar
March 29th, 2007
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You get FREAKIN' 5'd! for having Chloe help Jack by looking up GameFAQS. LOL!
March 29th, 2007
(0)
Wow, I really like this song. Also, I lol'd at "Gratuitous Ensign Shot."
March 29th, 2007
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wow. i really dont know who to vote for :0
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5'd for 24. $100 on Bauer
March 30th, 2007
(0)
lol
March 30th, 2007
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Oh... my... gah!
March 30th, 2007
(0)
Sweet! Wish it were longer though.
March 30th, 2007
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Oh, and Riker with no beard looks like Roger Moore O.o
March 30th, 2007
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gamefaq's? ensign shots? true arcade action? well played sir
March 30th, 2007
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This is made of win. Good job. Five red stars for you.
March 30th, 2007
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This site is made of awesome and win!
March 30th, 2007
(0)
i bet you riker runs out of quarters
March 30th, 2007
(0)
my only suggestion is more shots of the in-game footage - but still pretty damn great
March 30th, 2007
(0)
FLAWLESS!!
March 30th, 2007
(0)
wow - this is pure goodliness
March 30th, 2007
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Victory is nothing, the fight is everything!! F*cking awesome - Star Trek + 24 + Street Fighter II! Fived even before it loaded, FAV'd after I actually saw it! My prediction: "Terrorists win"!
March 30th, 2007
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THANK YOU! I've been waiting for someone more talented/patient than me to YTMND this 24 clip. Someone have him play Starfox next!
March 30th, 2007
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Chloe: Jack! Do a Barrel Roll!
March 30th, 2007
(1)
Jack: How exactly do I do THAT?
March 30th, 2007
(1)
Chloe: Press Z or R Twice!
March 30th, 2007
(0)
badass
March 30th, 2007
(0)
That's some godlike editing right there.
March 30th, 2007
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Nice, would've liked it to be a bit longer, though.
March 30th, 2007
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Nice music :D Quality is great :D
March 30th, 2007
(0)
This rules! Awesome idea, and kickass music.
March 30th, 2007
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oops, forgot to vote. There we go. :)
March 30th, 2007
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Had to 5 this for the split screen Chloe looks on GameFAQs shot. Well played.
March 30th, 2007
(0)
A, HAHA nice
March 30th, 2007
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March 30th, 2007
(0)
Brilliant combination of similar scenes. Personally I think it's better you didn't have a resolution, since that might have dragged out the joke. I have to ask, though... where on Earth did you come up with this idea?
March 30th, 2007
(0)
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
March 30th, 2007
(0)
good
March 30th, 2007
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LOL! Does that say Fox 28 in the corner of the 24 shots? Where the hell are you from?
March 30th, 2007
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Go Riker! Kick that f*ckheads ass!
March 30th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
March 30th, 2007
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winner.
March 30th, 2007
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I LOVE THIS SONG! BONUS!
March 30th, 2007
(0)
thats pretty sweet stuff
March 30th, 2007
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Ryu > Ken
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SONIC BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
March 31st, 2007
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Hmm, the battle of the century. Or rather, millennium since those guys are from different centuries. Nice GIF and music loop. 5'd.
March 31st, 2007
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Ignore the sound loop part since I wasn't paying attention and didn't know it was a long chunk of the song, not just a small bit looping. Still nice nonetheless.
March 31st, 2007
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OMG 3mb .gif. You're trying to break YTMND! @_@
March 31st, 2007
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(And people wonder why there's no ending)
April 1st, 2007
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I wish max would let us host things ourselves...I've got a manged server that would let me do a OMG WTF length movie.
March 31st, 2007
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awesome
March 31st, 2007
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rofl
March 31st, 2007
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This is the most epic thing I have ever seen.
April 1st, 2007
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that has to be the worst over of kens stage theme ive ever heard
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Epic music.
April 1st, 2007
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Lighting could be changed a little, but 5 for Street Fighter and 5 for distracting Bauer long enough for me to gtfo
April 1st, 2007
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good, but it lacked the epicness, imo
April 1st, 2007
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This is epic....
April 1st, 2007
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I'll withold a vote till I see Riker win (in other words, if (winner=="riker){vote=5nFAV} else vote=1; lol :) actually it'll be 5 if riker wins, 3 if he loses because this was very well done.
April 1st, 2007
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MY CODE IS BORKED
April 1st, 2007
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...broked...damn typos.
April 1st, 2007
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hell yea 24 ftw
April 1st, 2007
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This is basically the coolest thing I could have possibly asked for.
April 1st, 2007
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You win
April 1st, 2007
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almost missed chloe checking Gamefaqs for him
April 3rd, 2007
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That little scene alone is why this gets a 5.
April 1st, 2007
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This is why I keep coming back to YTMND. Good choice of music, great editing, and a cool theme. FAV'd
April 2nd, 2007
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5'd for a cool song, and for Star Trek.
April 2nd, 2007
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5'd for gamefaqs.
April 2nd, 2007
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Something good!
April 2nd, 2007
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That's pretty funny AND clever
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This ytmnd owns. It's as simple as that.
April 2nd, 2007
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5'd for competing cinematic styles and for Chloe checking GameFAQs.
April 3rd, 2007
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Do a dragon punch!
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Riker gonna win dis bitch.
April 3rd, 2007
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I agree with the people talking about Starfox.
April 3rd, 2007
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I like it
April 3rd, 2007
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hahaha this is the best site i've seen in a while
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the gamefaqs in the background made it a 7, but i can only give 5's :(
April 3rd, 2007
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Oh god loving the music.
April 3rd, 2007
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Sweet! What program did you use to make the gif?
April 4th, 2007
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After Effects for the animation, Image Ready for the final gif.
April 3rd, 2007
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awesome
April 3rd, 2007
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Fighting game joysticks don't have triggers. 4 anyways though.
April 4th, 2007
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lol! gamefaqs was a nice touch
April 4th, 2007
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Beautiful! I only wish it had more footage. Everything is practically seamless and that instrumental Ken theme is awesome. I don't care if fighting games don't use joysticks, this was just too good not to create.
April 5th, 2007
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I was going originally going to go with Mario Kart because it seemed more believable on a flight joystick. Starfox was also considered. But my mind drifted to Street Fighter and I remembered this music track so I went with it.
April 4th, 2007
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bauers a damn cheater
April 4th, 2007
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YHIS IS DOWN-RIGHT AWESOME!
April 5th, 2007
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this could only be made better if it were a little longer
April 5th, 2007
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I don't know if anyone noticed, but after Chloe checks gamefaqs, Jack performs a Hadoken with Ryu.
April 5th, 2007
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zomg schfive
April 5th, 2007
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I don't watch 24, but I feel life I should now. He was using the same f*cking joystick I used to have for the NES. He stole my P1ZZA!
April 5th, 2007
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mmm, on second glance it's not exactly the same, it's missing one button on the top, my bad. NVM, BRB FBI.
April 5th, 2007
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God damn, the gamefaqs part made me laugh quite a bit.
April 5th, 2007
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Pretty good
April 5th, 2007
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Awesome.
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this site was made by god. you owe him $8 in royalties. genius! AMEN.
April 5th, 2007
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I was expecting a phaser / handgun shootout between the two. This is even better.
April 5th, 2007
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oh that was awesome!
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5'd for Gamefaqs
April 6th, 2007
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Jack wins Jack winsJack wins Jack winsJack wins Jack winsJack wins Jack winsJack wins Jack winsJack wins Jack wins
April 6th, 2007
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You're right, "Jack wins Jack."
April 6th, 2007
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April 6th, 2007
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really nice! i like both star trek and 24. i just wish it was longer so i could see the whole fight, but i 5 it for st and 24.
April 9th, 2007
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Lol, Gravis controller on the Enterprise.
April 9th, 2007
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NICE! Dunno who Riker is....but Jack Bauer? Fav'd.
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