The Cadbury Conspiracy
Created on: April 9th, 2007
The Cadbury Conspiracy
Cadbury Creme Eggs have been an Easter tradition for as long as I can remember. This year, they seemed smaller. Everyone said I'd just gotten bigger. Even the Cadbury website. Then the truth was revealed on Conan by BJ Novak. It seems like a lot of P

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April 10th, 2007
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Holy sh...
April 10th, 2007
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my God...
April 10th, 2007
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I LOVE MY F*CKIN CADBURY EGGS THEY BETTER NOT BE CHANGING THE SIZE
April 10th, 2007
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A TRAVESTY!
April 10th, 2007
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You've just grown larger! Stop asking questions, consumer.
April 10th, 2007
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OMG THEY DONT ROUND UP TO 172 CALORIES ITS ANOTHER CONSPIRACIES!
April 10th, 2007
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This is bullsh*t, I knew they had gotten smaller! I, for one, am FURIOUS!
April 10th, 2007
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Bastards.
April 10th, 2007
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yeah, it's pretty sad. those have always been my favorite easter candy.
April 10th, 2007
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SONS OF BITCHES
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I died a little inside when I viewed this
April 10th, 2007
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your right, it HAS changed!
April 10th, 2007
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So their they are, they're all wondering how your going to kill there sisters with you're sword. Seriously learn english, I hate reading sh*t like this. It bothers me.
April 10th, 2007
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F*ck, damnit, n*gg*rs. I accidentally used the right "they're" in that sentance. Sh*tpants.
April 10th, 2007
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At least I wrote senance, what a rediculous charactor!
April 10th, 2007
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correct form is "Their"
April 10th, 2007
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Not in "...so they're all..." FISSION MAILED WITH GRAAMERSEZ
April 10th, 2007
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Take your own advice you c*ck.
April 10th, 2007
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DEATH TO THE RABBIT THAT LAYS THEM! Wait, no, GET A BIGGER RABBIT TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT HAS GONE DEFUNCT!
April 10th, 2007
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Hey, shut up. Do you know how f*cking hard it is to lay an egg when you're a rabbit? It's almost impossible to lay a regular egg, let alone a chocolate one. I'm sure the cadbury bunny is doing the best they can.
April 10th, 2007
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5 for the truth being out there
April 10th, 2007
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wow... now im curious...
April 10th, 2007
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I noticed that too, it's ridiculous. I think it happened when ownership of Cadbury changed hands.
April 10th, 2007
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Bastards...
April 10th, 2007
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his name is BJ? how prophetic
April 10th, 2007
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Wow congrats, you just discovered this. The Cadbury website has said this since 2003! http://tinyurl.com/2tphrg Conspiracy debunked, you f*ggot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury's_Creme_Egg
April 10th, 2007
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JIHAD AGAINST THE EVIL MEN THAT DID THIS!
April 10th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkTpceAi6s
April 10th, 2007
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Lies. All lies. I don't even know what to believe in anymore.
April 10th, 2007
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Lol also 171.6 is rounded up, not down. 172 bitches!
April 10th, 2007
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Hahaha. I love the serious tone from this.
April 10th, 2007
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its a sad day, indeed
April 10th, 2007
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This is blasphemy! This is madness!
April 10th, 2007
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this is cadbury ripping us all off!
April 10th, 2007
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They lie. Go even further back to about 1983, there has been a significant size reduction since then.. Not to mention flavor reduction. The chocolate is now hollow-bunny grade garbage chocolate, the yolk is less defined, the creme center is now largely comprised of vegetable oil. The Cadbury Creme Egg is dead.
April 10th, 2007
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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?
April 10th, 2007
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"Nutrition information for this flavor is not available online at this time. Please consult the package label or call us at (800) 468-1714 for further information." Suddenly size and nutrition information is not available from Hershey Creme Eggs...
April 10th, 2007
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your doing gods work
April 10th, 2007
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damn you BJ Novak. ignorance is bliss.
April 10th, 2007
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somebody call smoothmedia!
April 10th, 2007
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EVERYTHING IS GETTING SMALLER. F*CKING F*GGOTS GIVE ME MORE FOOD SO I CAN GET FATTER AND HAVE MY HEART ATTACK FASTER!!!!!
April 10th, 2007
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:O
April 10th, 2007
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April 10th, 2007
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+1 for giving a newgrounds Audio Portal Artist his credit. +4 CONSPIRACY!
April 10th, 2007
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Rake that muck!
April 10th, 2007
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This doesn't prove anything. I still think it was Al-Qaeda (tm)
April 10th, 2007
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Same f*ckin thing happened with the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs.
April 10th, 2007
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I KNEW IT! Everyone else thinks I'm crazy but THE WORLD MUST BE TOLD!!! 5'd for helping me regain confidence in my sanity.
April 10th, 2007
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there are more important conspiracies to worry about such as your corrupt government. all you obese americans seem to care about is your food
April 10th, 2007
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My how perceptive. Nothing more intelligant than a man who stereotypes. I suppose your government is clean and juste! Hell, tell me where you live and I'll move over to that paradise. By the way do you have McDonalds there? You know because all I care about is food and all. =D
April 10th, 2007
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4'd ...but only because Conan is indirectly involved.
April 10th, 2007
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Those bastards...this is like eating piss soaked cereal..
April 10th, 2007
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I don't mean to be a jerk...but does anyone really like those stupid eggs? They're nice for about one bite and then they just get overly sweet and messy and retarded.
April 10th, 2007
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HOW DARE YOU BELITTLE MY EGGS!?!?!
April 10th, 2007
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I have to agree, I do not like Cadberry eggs. But I am sympathetic in this fight. While I prefer Oreos with espresso, I would get pissed if my Oreos got smaller, and so, I stand for the eggs before everything else shrinks.
April 10th, 2007
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Easter's over, who gives a sh*t anymore
April 10th, 2007
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I knew those f*ckers were getting smaller. Damn them all to hell.
April 10th, 2007
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we must get the size we deserve!!!!!
April 10th, 2007
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they changed it because it was a test to see if they could shove just as much fat into an even smaller egg
April 10th, 2007
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ok, i'll give you that, but who keeps those eggs around for 2 years?
April 10th, 2007
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I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS SUSPICIOUS ABOUT MY EGGS
April 10th, 2007
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Those BASTARDS! I demand justice!
April 10th, 2007
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Mother F*cker.
April 10th, 2007
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it's a change in the Earth's gravity...
April 10th, 2007
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Double shock! Twin waterfalls of tears! VERY NO~!!!
April 10th, 2007
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This is blasphemy! This is madness!
April 10th, 2007
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lol k
April 10th, 2007
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I declare shenanigans! Shenanigans!
April 10th, 2007
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A COMPLETE TRAVESTY!
April 10th, 2007
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O.O
April 10th, 2007
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it's a conspiracy against fourest
April 10th, 2007
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY. Lets march on Washington right now
April 10th, 2007
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AND TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!!! YEAAAAGH!!!!
April 10th, 2007
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4'd because i love those eggs
April 10th, 2007
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c*ck suckers!
April 10th, 2007
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Brilliant, but the music from the NG audio portal was stolen. It's really from www.freeplaymusic.com
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Ha, they've always been the same size in England. Or have they....?
April 10th, 2007
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What if we stopped buying them? I mean, you don't have to stop eating them, just steal them.
April 10th, 2007
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Cadbury has betrayed us. We must rise up, with Peeps in hand, and strike DOWN thee with great vengeance!
April 10th, 2007
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...no...it, it can't be true...
April 10th, 2007
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April 10th, 2007
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THOSE BASTARDS
April 10th, 2007
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THANK YOU, CONAN.
April 10th, 2007
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Hasn't changed bullsh*t
April 10th, 2007
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Is that BJ Novak?
April 10th, 2007
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Yeah it is, maybe I should've read the description.
April 10th, 2007
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I say we march on Washington.
April 10th, 2007
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I was just eating one yesterday and thought "I remembered them being bigger" thanks!
April 10th, 2007
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sounds like LIES
April 10th, 2007
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Hey give credit where credit is due -- the image you use is actually from this blog: http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/04/the_cadbury_cre.html The yellow outline was added in by the blogger and is not on the original site.
April 10th, 2007
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You're right, the circle is from that blog. I just got lazy because it was an already cropped image of the pertinent area.
April 10th, 2007
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d/c
April 10th, 2007
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holy sh*t, they're tiny now. damn inflation.
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I expect a "The Truth about Cadbury Creme Eggs" YTMND sometime soon...
April 10th, 2007
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April 10th, 2007
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WTF
April 10th, 2007
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Holy sh*t, I had no idea!
April 10th, 2007
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What teh f*ck? Now I'm gonna need more eggs to make a cudbury creme egg omlet. This is true lunacy!
April 10th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 10th, 2007
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THOSE C*CKF*GS! LET US GIVE THEM AN INTERNET WAR THEY SHALL NEVER SOON FORGET!
April 10th, 2007
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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
April 10th, 2007
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I also recommend Unsolved Mysteries as the audio
April 10th, 2007
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I F*CKING KNEW IT
April 10th, 2007
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I thought they seemed much smaller too. I'm glad it wasn't just me that thought this.
April 10th, 2007
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Maybe they realize how fat we are all getting. I just ate 2 to compensate for the smaller egg.
April 10th, 2007
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THOSE F*CKERS!
April 10th, 2007
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You threaten my people with smaller eggs and trite explainations.
April 10th, 2007
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Optical Illusion; 1
April 10th, 2007
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The temp did good. Also notice that they lie to their customers by rounding down the calories in their eggs above. People may get fat from that misconception!
April 10th, 2007
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Good pointout dude.
April 10th, 2007
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Those people have been lying for years, do u know how many times they mention Cadbury in the bible?
April 10th, 2007
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Ladies and gents, here's our Pulitzer winner.
April 10th, 2007
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It's the jews' fault.
April 10th, 2007
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this is actually bullsh*t. The smaller egg is of foreign origin (where they have always been smaller, the UK). There is no candy conspiracy, do your research.
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The FIENDS! Is there a petition out there I can sign that will make a tangible difference?
April 10th, 2007
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I blame jewish people. we need to extinguish the jews in order to bring back the original size of the cadbury egg..
April 10th, 2007
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This, my good sirs, is a CATASTROF*CK.
April 11th, 2007
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This is a sign of the end of happiness and virtue for the free world as we know it.
April 12th, 2007
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To deal with inflation without increasing the selling price, they have decreased the value of the product by reducing it's size and then PROCEEDED TO LIE ABOUT IT! It's cool, everyone's doing it these days. Like how Goodfella's La Bottega mozzarella pizzas no longer have any toppings -- even cheese or tomato -- since the prices came down. But I digress, THROUGH POWER OF THE INTERNET AND YTMND THERE SHALL YET BE JUSTICE!
April 12th, 2007
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IMPORTANT COMMENT: The Cadbury Creme eggs that are sold in a 4-pack are smaller than those bought individually. This is the difference seen here. Go on about your lives.
April 13th, 2007
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Lies.
April 13th, 2007
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5 for great justice
April 13th, 2007
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It seems like a lot of p? Like, pppppppppppppppppppppp?
April 14th, 2007
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The new site editing function is being a whiny bitch. I've tried to fix that constantly since I created it.
April 14th, 2007
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This is blasphemy. Also, madness.
April 14th, 2007
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
September 9th, 2007
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Personally I like the smaller ones.
September 9th, 2007
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WE MUST RISE UP AND FIGHT THIS MY BROTHERS
February 22nd, 2008
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Glad I'm not the only one who has noticed this.