EPICHEART
Created on: April 29th, 2007
EPICHEART
blommer 
hetrulyisthemostepicofthemall.ytmnd.com
starring patrick pacard as himself
the legendary tale starring the legend himself
the most epic speech possible

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BTape
April 29th, 2007
11:43:42 PM CDT
(1)
EPIC!
shadydragon
April 30th, 2007
12:01:12 AM CDT
(0)
AND STAY OUT
geoguy91
April 30th, 2007
12:24:39 AM CDT
(0)
I love you blommer.
I-am-batman
April 30th, 2007
12:27:35 AM CDT
(0)
Full of WIN
MeatwadPwnsYou
April 30th, 2007
12:56:00 AM CDT
(-1)
5 for Dr-L337
Pettitman
April 30th, 2007
12:59:20 AM CDT
(0)
brucedlx
April 30th, 2007
1:18:28 AM CDT
(1)
I actually laughed hard at this sh*t. I feel like making alts just to upvote this site more.
Slein
April 30th, 2007
11:04:48 AM CDT
(0)
also http://poll.dezeserver.nl/vote.cgi?pid=190314&aid=1
Pettitman
April 30th, 2007
9:13:54 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t, this newest version is untouchable.
pooandass99
April 29th, 2007
11:43:44 PM CDT
(-2)
http://madmansdeegfbadday.ytmnd.com/
CreepPipe
April 29th, 2007
11:44:20 PM CDT
(0)
lololol
fearcondom
April 30th, 2007
1:14:19 AM CDT
(0)
why did it have to be Sean Connery? -1 pointless headpasting -1 it's not even his voice -1 no mouth animation
Kayne
April 29th, 2007
11:44:21 PM CDT
(0)
5 for Dr-L337
NESer
April 29th, 2007
11:45:08 PM CDT
(0)
som3d3vil34
April 29th, 2007
11:47:28 PM CDT
(0)
yes
peesauce
April 29th, 2007
11:47:31 PM CDT
(0)
epic indeed
NiteSky
April 29th, 2007
11:48:05 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you blommer.
MasterSitsu
April 29th, 2007
11:48:05 PM CDT
(4)
i hope nothing horrible happens to this site. luckily blommer made it so i'm sure it is completely safe.
mrmatrixaplix
April 29th, 2007
11:49:21 PM CDT
(0)
needs more leet beating
icenine0
April 29th, 2007
11:49:31 PM CDT
(1)
expression change /w coffee cup seals the deal
dctownes
April 29th, 2007
11:52:13 PM CDT
(4)
how much time until i see john luke pacard with dreds?
mrmatrixaplix
April 29th, 2007
11:52:56 PM CDT
(4)
until it's on top-viewed
BTape
April 29th, 2007
11:58:53 PM CDT
(3)
I give it an hour
Cold-NiTe
April 30th, 2007
12:32:20 AM CDT
(0)
Soon now...
MasterSitsu
April 30th, 2007
1:16:26 AM CDT
(1)
people never learn.
Doomrock
April 30th, 2007
12:38:04 PM CDT
(0)
Best website ever
Clive42
April 29th, 2007
11:53:13 PM CDT
(0)
It needed to be done.
bonushobo
April 29th, 2007
11:53:40 PM CDT
(1)
His breaded train, and of his fatal guile 350 Gave proof unheeded; others on the grass Coucht, and now fild with pasture gazing sat,
travbrack
April 30th, 2007
12:25:17 AM CDT
(-1)
I wonder how much *ss theplease is really getting... apparently enough to sit around trolling ytmnd all day
thePlease
April 29th, 2007
11:53:42 PM CDT
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What a majestic example of a site that BTape would enjoy, and when I say BTape, I'm talking about, of course about all the BTapes out there who aren't getting any ass. BTape, I know you think that there are people out there who do not hate you with a passion, but believe me, it has more to do with you being so obnoxiously bland that nobody bothers to remember you than you not being a pathetically useless piece of solidified gorilla sh*t. Quit fooling yourself and paint those walls with your brains, please.
setanta1810
April 29th, 2007
11:54:11 PM CDT
(0)
!
Beorn
April 29th, 2007
11:55:04 PM CDT
(0)
Sean Connery is getting laid.
bobby-guapo
April 29th, 2007
11:58:50 PM CDT
(0)
man, still laughing.
CardinalFang
April 29th, 2007
11:59:36 PM CDT
(0)
Sir Sean has done what we've all wanted to; beat the sh*t outta Dr-L337.
ShadowSL
April 30th, 2007
12:04:36 AM CDT
(2)
Dr-L337 is getting beat.
JoeyJoeJoe
April 30th, 2007
12:05:06 AM CDT
(0)
jerkoff
Jobes
April 30th, 2007
12:08:41 AM CDT
(0)
jerkoff
Daxflame
April 30th, 2007
12:08:44 AM CDT
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1'd... i'll change it to a 4 if the site stays the way it is, but i doubt that will happen
vigilante4x
April 30th, 2007
12:09:29 AM CDT
(-2)
Whoa! not exactly #1 material, but pretty enteraining.
Pyrazor
April 30th, 2007
12:12:44 AM CDT
(0)
Connery knows best
Jericho17
April 30th, 2007
12:15:51 AM CDT
(-3)
eh.. its alright...I guess..
gayforinternet
April 30th, 2007
12:16:28 AM CDT
(0)
hahah
Know
April 30th, 2007
12:20:22 AM CDT
(0)
Funny.
pgn2b
April 30th, 2007
12:26:18 AM CDT
(0)
well done.
spastik
April 30th, 2007
12:27:34 AM CDT
(0)
thank you
kittyblender
April 30th, 2007
12:29:09 AM CDT
(0)
Epic win.
LordNu
April 30th, 2007
12:37:44 AM CDT
(0)
CONNERY! pow, straight in the kisser.
LaserMidget3000
April 30th, 2007
12:44:26 AM CDT
(0)
BEST YTMND TONIGHT!
CrispyEd
April 30th, 2007
12:44:32 AM CDT
(-1)
It's the look on his face when he gets hit with the mug that makes it EPIC.
CrispyEd
May 1st, 2007
12:06:27 AM CDT
(-1)
wtf man why'd you do that? 1'd.
ghcghcghc
April 30th, 2007
12:56:49 AM CDT
(0)
I'm waiting...
jewass
April 30th, 2007
1:00:26 AM CDT
(0)
when dr-l337s facial expression changed i just about shat myself
imthewolfman
April 30th, 2007
1:14:32 AM CDT
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jerking off is much more enjoyable than watching this sh*t.
Jesushobo
April 30th, 2007
1:14:38 AM CDT
(1)
those are some sexy edits, and yes yes yes 5
Frostwrath
April 30th, 2007
1:17:17 AM CDT
(0)
This gave me a huge hard on. Something like 5 inches~ :O
cimpy101
April 30th, 2007
1:17:58 AM CDT
(0)
Five Five Five!
xXWaspXx
April 30th, 2007
1:18:57 AM CDT
(1)
The face he makes when he gets hit with the cup is priceless
Mabulous
April 30th, 2007
1:36:27 AM CDT
(0)
This is gonna get redone so many times...
AntwanDavis
April 30th, 2007
1:38:56 AM CDT
(-5)
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Mouth doesn't move...
Uncreative
April 30th, 2007
1:44:31 AM CDT
(0)
Dr-L337 is getting beat, lolol
Teknorat
April 30th, 2007
1:49:45 AM CDT
(-3)
I agree but you still get a one for perpetuating.
Lore
April 30th, 2007
1:57:49 AM CDT
(-1)
Xcellent.
YouAreJewish
April 30th, 2007
1:59:10 AM CDT
(0)
lolol
Cupchange
April 30th, 2007
2:06:33 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO even though i like dr-L337's jerk off face
egonym
April 30th, 2007
2:31:44 AM CDT
(0)
that could've been made by Dr-L337
egonym
April 30th, 2007
2:32:43 AM CDT
(1)
AAAHHHH PACARD'D'D'D'D'D'D'DASDASFNERGABE HRTYN
Mrobinson587
April 30th, 2007
2:34:09 AM CDT
(-2)
change wtf?
BTape
April 30th, 2007
2:34:21 AM CDT
(1)
EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!
makeupshiet
April 30th, 2007
2:39:48 AM CDT
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YOU MORON WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT? SO LONG ORIGINALITY.
makeupshiet
April 30th, 2007
2:58:22 AM CDT
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BULLSH*T! Change it back for great justice! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
momthinksimcool
April 30th, 2007
3:14:18 AM CDT
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hey look it's picard
moheevi
April 30th, 2007
3:49:41 AM CDT
(0)
didn't see it coming. ever. i never would have expected this ever. never ever. this was totally unpredictable. i mean, this was really surprising, this site jacking! crazy!!!!! either way, pretty funny i guess.
BTape
April 30th, 2007
3:51:11 AM CDT
(2)
it's just going to keep happening as long as people keep overrating terrible fad sites. yesterday it was a wtf boom site and it was #1 on top viewed. that really should never happen
Khaaaaaaaaaan
April 30th, 2007
3:52:25 AM CDT
(1)
Join us, moheevi.
moheevi
April 30th, 2007
4:01:06 AM CDT
(1)
The Price is Lol tried to change ytmnd several times. my favorite (besides the obvious) was when we used to take sites that had not been voted on and 5 them right before midnight so that these random crappy sites would be on top 15 (before the change in voting algorithms). back when a 2.0 was all you needed to stay on top 15, we ruled the day with like 7 sh*tty sites. ha. i have a penis ( i mean dream).
BTape
April 30th, 2007
5:24:17 AM CDT
(1)
OBEY was funny. I think you'd have to be really organized like TPILOL was and do it every single day for weeks in order to accomplish anything. It'd probably just kill YTMND anyway. Still, these EPIC PACARD sites are funny.
icenine0
April 30th, 2007
3:46:31 PM CDT
(-1)
fads = ytmnd. if you want to be appreciated for your bold, stirring n' original art -- cut off your ear and wait two centuries.
YourTheCoconutMan
April 30th, 2007
4:36:39 AM CDT
(2)
did you just edit the theme song from Braveheart with midi Jamaican steel drums?
Chewbacca314
April 30th, 2007
6:27:39 AM CDT
(2)
The original site was kinda good, but now it's epic. 5!
karatelegend
April 30th, 2007
8:40:54 AM CDT
(0)
Beorn
April 30th, 2007
9:32:05 AM CDT
(0)
:-\
Goneja
April 30th, 2007
10:45:44 AM CDT
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I f*cking hate you and i f*cking hate how all your YTMND's become number one. Especially being a fan of rastafari and jamaican culture and music in general. you don't even bother to pick a decent jamaican song to use, let alone use real dreadlocks for pacard. it's sad how something that could have been so funny is executed like dogsh*t and gets #1. f*ck you for that.
pussinboots
April 30th, 2007
10:48:34 AM CDT
(1)
PACARD=5....i also liked ur jamaican Braveheart version
Kayne
April 30th, 2007
10:48:51 AM CDT
(3)
JAMAICAN RAGE
wisdumcube
April 30th, 2007
11:02:18 AM CDT
(1)
epic
assplumber
April 30th, 2007
11:08:05 AM CDT
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this site blows hard
WhargouL1942
April 30th, 2007
11:17:41 AM CDT
(1)
bobsledders?
CreepPipe
April 30th, 2007
11:53:43 AM CDT
(3)
PACARD'D
vigilante4x
April 30th, 2007
12:01:56 PM CDT
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STOP THIS PACARDING NONSENSE
TheDudeVonDoom
April 30th, 2007
12:32:26 PM CDT
(2)
You made the music in Mario Paint, didn't you?
Doomrock
April 30th, 2007
12:36:57 PM CDT
(1)
LOL
Rat
April 30th, 2007
2:28:40 PM CDT
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this is gayer than two gay guys having gay sex while watching gay porn and drinking gayfuel.
DarthWang
April 30th, 2007
2:57:58 PM CDT
(2)
5
AVGVSTVS
April 30th, 2007
2:58:54 PM CDT
(3)
I remember when he did that it was epic
Kiernos
April 30th, 2007
6:33:10 PM CDT
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his name is Patrick Stewart in real life and in star trek its Jean-Luc pIcard with an "I" in Picard you dumbf*cks
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 30th, 2007
8:47:19 PM CDT
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way to ruin your own joke thing
blommer
April 30th, 2007
8:50:53 PM CDT
(0)
?
skaneinateit
April 30th, 2007
8:48:59 PM CDT
(-2)
...yawn
silver516
April 30th, 2007
9:10:58 PM CDT
(-2)
I'm so sick of f*cking pacard
silver516
April 30th, 2007
9:12:23 PM CDT
(0)
...and please...shower me with those little red numbers.
omdown
April 30th, 2007
9:21:01 PM CDT
(-1)
Not funny at all, but 3/5 for an epic url grab
Koldoon
April 30th, 2007
9:29:48 PM CDT
(0)
Cool Runnings in the background is what makes this.
Twinsen
April 30th, 2007
10:17:36 PM CDT
(0)
vagina?
NiteSky
May 4th, 2007
9:18:01 PM CDT
(0)
Where can I find the origional?
diarrheamoustache
May 14th, 2007
5:32:17 PM CDT
(0)
lol at the steel drums braveheart song at the end
Schoulayer
May 26th, 2007
2:00:03 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t - awesome
money-hat
May 30th, 2007
7:00:10 AM CDT
(0)
thehyecircus
June 14th, 2007
1:00:45 AM CDT
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I have had this YTMND on for hours.
hmjd
June 15th, 2007
2:46:55 PM CDT
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How can one not voet pure 5 for such pure great EPIC justice PACARD??!!11!!!? Epic.
darknesses
June 25th, 2007
2:37:06 AM CDT
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Jamaica -- starving and outnumbered--charged the fields of Kingston. They fought like warrior poetsl; they fought like Pacard, and won their bobsled team." Quoted from the final line of the film Epicheart
ucookie
June 17th, 2009
6:22:01 PM CDT
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You have broken through the barrier and achieved a new level of win. I salute you. <(o_o)