X_X TOXIC ramen
Created on: May 13th, 2007
X_X TOXIC ramen

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May 13th, 2007
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"Can atheists explain how the Britney Spears became small and survived the toxicity of the ramen and escaped the large pop-star eating childasaurus? Then, God must exist. QED." -Kirk Cameron
May 13th, 2007
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"Behold... the atheist's nightmare. Ramen noodles. They're small, lightweight, in convenient individual packaging. Cheap to buy, easy to make, and it only takes minutes. Fills you right up, never goes bad. Evidence of God's creation if I've ever seen it." -Kirk Cameron
May 13th, 2007
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"The atheist idea that life is just a huge cosmic accident does not explain the existance of tiny rednecks dancing in noodles. For evolution to be a viable theory, there would have to exist in nature a transitional form between trailer trash and miniature trailer trash. Scientists have been searching for hundreds of years and still have not found the Crocko-ho." -Kirk Cameron
May 13th, 2007
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"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!" - Kirk Cameron
May 13th, 2007
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"ElbridgeGerry is the antichrist." -Kirk Cameron
May 13th, 2007
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"Atheists claim that natural selection is the driving force behind evolution. If that were true, then morons like myself would've died ages ago!" - Kirk Cameron
May 13th, 2007
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"I'm Kirk Cameron" -Kirk Cameron
May 14th, 2007
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For religion to be proven to be more than just a method, a cultural phenomenon of thousands of years old, it would have to be right, which means that god would have to be a perfect, infinite being capable of creating the universe. But how can god be a perfect being if we can perceive him? How is it possible that imperfect finite beings such as ourselves could perceive of something infinite and perfect? Unless He does exist but is impossible for us to perceive Him.
May 14th, 2007
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But if it is impossible to perceive Him then how can we know He exists or has the possibility of existing or that he doesn't exist and does not have the possibility of existing? It means our idea of god is not that of an infinite perfect being but a finite symbol of a infinite being, which is finite, so it cannot really be a true representation of God, if He exists. If it is not a true representation of god then how can we trust this idea of god that we have convinced ourselves to believe?
May 14th, 2007
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If we can't trust this god that we believe then what can we trust about god, except that he is beyond our comprehension if he is real and an elaborate concept created by man if he is not? But if he is beyond our comprehension then why do we pray to a false God instead of admitting that He is beyond our conception and therefore would be foolish to attempt to worship Him to show faith in his existence without even knowing what He is. "No matter what: you're f*cked, lets put it that way" -Kirk Cameron
May 14th, 2007
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Wisdumcube wins.
May 14th, 2007
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"My conception of a perfect being includes in its definition the ability to be perceived by finite, imperfect beings. Otherwise, it would be oh so lonely as the only being who would be cognizant of my existence would necessarily be myself. Also, a person is capable of perceiving a perfect sphere, whether or not it they can perceive it to be perfect. Furthermore, if this perfect being is infinite, then nothing that a finite being perceives could be anything other than that infinite being,
May 14th, 2007
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including their world, themselves, and the cosmos beyond." -Einstein, Spinoza, Stoicism, et al. (Not very consistent with the Christian conception. Even though they have adopted Einstein as their favorite Son. Maybe he was Jesus, and he failed to change even their closed minds because they refused to listen to what he was saying and continued to look only at their own ignorant conceptions and assumed that what they believe is what he actually meant to say. Silly.)
May 14th, 2007
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This comment thread is atheist and rapes children. -Kirk Cameron
May 14th, 2007
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If God exists, the Bible is wrong. If God does not exist, the Bible is wrong. If God exists, we are doing wrong by submitting ourselves to any human-bound religion as none of them can have a true representation of god due to our own limitations as human beings, and are therefore false in their practices. Making an excuse or "logical arguement" on behalf of any religion is an act of desperation and denial, for the existence of god cannot be proven, nor can the nonexistence of god be proven, currently.
May 14th, 2007
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"I have just disproven the Christian faith, oops." - Kirk Cameron
May 14th, 2007
(3)
"Show me that smile again" - Kirk Cameron's Dad.
May 14th, 2007
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"How is it possible that imperfect finite beings such as ourselves could perceive of something infinite and perfect?" -wisdumcube. I cannot perceive the entirety of the Queen Mary, nor can I perceive of all of it at once, yet I can perceive that it exists. Unless you can prove that it is impossible to perceive an infinite being, which I think is an absurd claim, then Christianity can be correct and your disbelief in that fact no less dogmatic than Christian beliefs.
May 14th, 2007
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I am not actually confident that I actually proved Christianity wrong, I was speaking philosophically. I personally believe that Christianity as told by the bible is false, but I know my logic isn't air tight. This is the way I see it (, the logic may be flawed but I am at least attempting this argument). We may have this concept of infinity but I donít think we can really perceive it. We use things really really really really big to represent infinity because we cannot really see infinity,
May 14th, 2007
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or at least, we currently do not have something that could portray it accurately and realistically. Letís say you look at the ship from the outside. Well, you can perceive the outside but not the inside correct? So you arenít perceiving it in its entirety. That which you are perceiving is an idea, an idea that is not all encompassing of that which is Queen Mary, just like our idea of infinity is not all encompassing of what it means to be infinite. However, once you experience the rest of the ship,
May 14th, 2007
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inside and out, you have an all encompassing idea of what it is to be Queen Mary. So, you start with a limited perception and end up with a well-informed one that is explains what it truly means to be Queen Mary. Perception of an idea like Queen Mary requires experience to gain that perception. You canít do that with infinity, because it would be impossible to experience (in its entirety) something that goes on forever, at least to my understanding.
May 14th, 2007
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Until it can be proven that a human can perceive infinity and have a well-informed perception in its entirety, I will stand on this matter. Also, c*cks.
May 14th, 2007
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Oops, forgot to add, just because we know that something exists, DOES NOT mean we can grasp its true perception. We understand infinity, just like we understand god, but can we really perceive and comprehend them them?
May 14th, 2007
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Kirk Cameron is confused, wisdumcube is a doucher, and Korf41 is laying down the buttercream. http://www.newadvent.org/summa/1002.htm
October 17th, 2007
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5'd because my church I haven't gone to in years just mailed me a "support package" at college that had some ramen in it, and because my girlfriend is a tiny Brit, but in the English way.
May 13th, 2007
(3)
A disease is in that kids future.
May 13th, 2007
(3)
How is this not rated higher? The liquid flipping up with her hair is a nice touch.
May 13th, 2007
(2)
That's better.
May 13th, 2007
(2)
FLOP
May 13th, 2007
(1)
A+
May 13th, 2007
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A++
May 13th, 2007
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1st
May 13th, 2007
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5 for tiny brit. Tiny brit = 5 no questions.
May 13th, 2007
(1)
I like this concept, remember tiny elvis?
May 13th, 2007
(2)
Excellent
May 13th, 2007
(4)
holy sh*t. ramen noodles, mr yuk... britney dancing- holy f*ck?
May 14th, 2007
(1)
silenoz makes a rhyme!
May 13th, 2007
(2)
This > Mariah Carey in Butter
May 13th, 2007
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that ramen is swimming with aids, herpes, and genital wartz
May 13th, 2007
(2)
Mr. Yuk means NO!!
May 13th, 2007
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http://smoothcereal.ytmnd.com, http://shakirafajitas.ytmnd.com, http://lasagna.ytmnd.com/, http://soulfulscoot.ytmnd.com, http://cupofbeyonce.ytmnd.com, http://cupofdarylpalumbo.ytmnd.com/, if i missed anyones feel free to post
May 13th, 2007
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http://dc-townes.ytmnd.com/
May 13th, 2007
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http://breakfastwithafrotech.ytmnd.com/
May 13th, 2007
(1)
Yes!
May 13th, 2007
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May 13th, 2007
(2)
skank packet
May 13th, 2007
(2)
Great, and the reverse violins make the song and this site awesome.
May 13th, 2007
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WHY ARE SO MANY BAD YTMNDS BEING SEEN AS GOOD YTMNDS. SILLY USER BASE, STOP BEING UN-SMART.
May 13th, 2007
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1'd for Bitchney Queers...
May 13th, 2007
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Mr. Yuk! Hooray, Mr. Yuk!
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5'd for Yuk. And the other stuff.
May 13th, 2007
(2)
are you a criminal mastermind?
May 13th, 2007
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is that mr yuck?
May 15th, 2007
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+5 for Mr. Yuck!!!!!!!!
May 13th, 2007
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If the toxins in Britney's body end up in that soup, the boy is in for a trip.
May 13th, 2007
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TINY BRINTY use Toxic. The foe KID became badly poisoned.
May 13th, 2007
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5'd for 'Mr. Yuck' face!
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as funny as the picture is, I hate the damn song. Thank god I can turn off my speakers and give this a 4.
May 13th, 2007
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Excellent!
May 13th, 2007
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I just didn't get it, but most of the downvote was my bitchness, and in the end, that brought me to a 3.8.
May 13th, 2007
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B, This is prob your best work.
May 13th, 2007
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You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
May 13th, 2007
(2)
I love the Mariah Carey in Butter Tub vein, very funny
May 13th, 2007
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Great, now I'm not going to be able to touch the twelve packets of instant noodles I just bought. Thanks, man. Thanks a lot... er... well, it COULD be for the better. But still. wtf.
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simple+original=what ytmnd is all about....5
May 14th, 2007
(1)
if only you followed that model you f*cking retard
May 13th, 2007
(2)
this is f*cking amazing. hats off
May 14th, 2007
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dude. You are totally in my top 5 ytmnd'ers. Smooth Noodles ftw
May 14th, 2007
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the song is actually not bad when she isn't singing.
May 14th, 2007
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luckily this is the instrumental version
May 14th, 2007
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I turned my speakers up and let this blast while I took a shower. I was all dryin' myself off to the beat and then I felt pretty ashamed.
May 14th, 2007
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Lol "Toxic," I get it...
May 14th, 2007
(3)
someone's been eating too much ramen lately
May 14th, 2007
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4d for christ. Also because you also made 1 with michael jackson in a cereal and this is similar. No five for you!!!
May 14th, 2007
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4'd for Mr. Yuck
May 14th, 2007
(2)
oh man, I know what that feels like.
May 14th, 2007
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I really hate those smiley faces such as ">.< X_X o_O" so I can't give you a five.
May 14th, 2007
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;_;
May 14th, 2007
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D:
May 15th, 2007
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[]-[]-P
May 14th, 2007
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MR YUK IS...GREEN! MWUAUAUAUAUAHAHAHA.
May 14th, 2007
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random
May 14th, 2007
(1)
You like these types of sites, eh?
May 14th, 2007
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lol
May 14th, 2007
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rip off.
May 14th, 2007
(0)
...of myself
May 14th, 2007
(1)
Yo, can you do one with a rock star in the food instead? I think that would be da bomb!!!!
May 14th, 2007
(-1)
Do you really lack that much originality that you have to resort to killing your former site?
May 14th, 2007
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Britney Ramen Noodles taste like when you mix the packets from Ramen Beef, Ramen Chicken and Ramen Eroded Vagina flavors. Warning: I ate this and my balls started itching. I know they make crab flavored soup, but this is ridiculous! ba-du-chaaaa! OY GEVALT! YA KNOW!!!!>!!>@!
May 14th, 2007
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fancy!
May 14th, 2007
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including their world, themselves, and the cosmos beyond." -Einstein, Spinoza, Stoicism, et al.
May 14th, 2007
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oops
May 14th, 2007
(1)
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." -Albert Einstein, I wish Christians would lay off of him
May 14th, 2007
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sic edits
May 14th, 2007
(1)
Dude, Seriously a favorite. BUT man, I don't know about that smily face in the corner with the warning thing. Like honestly, DC classic, but better without the warning. Cassio: Anal.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
how could he not include Mr Yuck?
May 14th, 2007
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This comment thread is atheist and rapes children. -Kirk Cameron
May 14th, 2007
(2)
oops
May 14th, 2007
(2)
+5 for toxic green goop
May 14th, 2007
(2)
Pretty damned cool
May 14th, 2007
(2)
this is f*cking brilliant
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May 14th, 2007
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inside and out, you have an all encompassing idea of what it is to be Queen Mary. So, you start with a limited perception and end up with a well-informed one that is explains what it truly means to be Queen Mary. Perception of an idea like Queen Mary requires experience to gain that perception. You canít do that with infinity, because it would be impossible to experience (in its entirety) something that goes on forever (at least to my understanding).
May 14th, 2007
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oops
May 14th, 2007
(-1)
Britney Spears dancing in ramen?
May 14th, 2007
(2)
Sploof of mariah. REMEMBER THE BUTTER.
May 14th, 2007
(2)
comments page ftw
May 15th, 2007
(1)
I'm assuming britney made the ramen toxic. also, fav'd
May 16th, 2007
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i dont get it... :(
September 6th, 2007
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Yuchieô Tocksickô Sewpô
January 6th, 2008
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Image > Adjustments > Replace color
January 6th, 2008
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hmm nope
January 6th, 2008
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do tell mate
April 10th, 2010
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Did he died?