Obsolete Computer is NEVER OBSOLETE
Created on: May 14th, 2007
Obsolete Computer is NEVER OBSOLETE
So this guy wanted us to fix his computer. Windows 98 4 life

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May 14th, 2007
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Haha, nice.
May 14th, 2007
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Whose machines? E MACHINES
May 14th, 2007
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MAI EMACHIIIIIIIIIINES!
May 14th, 2007
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THESE ARE MY MACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
May 14th, 2007
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Whose machines?
May 15th, 2007
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How is that helpful?
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SIRRRRRRRRRR
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this comment is never obsolete
May 14th, 2007
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obsolete comment is obsolete.
May 14th, 2007
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AGRESSIVE CAT IS AGRESSIVE
May 14th, 2007
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56k is Lightning fast. LIGHTNING
May 14th, 2007
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I know, I have it. I too can bathe in the high speed glory. :D
May 14th, 2007
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466Mhz WHOA THATS SUPER FAST. My Mind Is Totally Blown.
May 14th, 2007
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466 mhz! That could let you run a lot of distros, let me tell you.
May 14th, 2007
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Baghdad.
May 14th, 2007
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8.4GB...wow. I could fit approximately 1/100th of my video collection on that drive. Just need one hundred more. What's that? No expansion ports? f***.
May 14th, 2007
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my first computer had a 64 MB hard drive... I could fit approximately nothing on it
May 14th, 2007
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My first computer was a calculator and had a 10 inch solar panel and 10 number buttons, + and - buttons, and .01 KB of memory (numbers aren't that big)
May 14th, 2007
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64 Mb! I'm sure it can run BF2142 cause it's never obsolete.
May 14th, 2007
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wow, 4MB AGP graphics...I ccan barely live with 256...
May 14th, 2007
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Lulz, good find.
May 14th, 2007
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finally a worthwhile ytmnd
May 14th, 2007
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welcome to 1999
May 14th, 2007
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1998.
May 14th, 2007
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I don't know, I got a P2 400 MHz from Micron in fall '98, and 450 MHz was the top of the line. Wouldn't this machine come out Q1 '99 or so?
May 14th, 2007
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1996
May 14th, 2007
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1995
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Yes, this is 1999--500mhz was absolutely top of the line at the time.
May 14th, 2007
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Things were moving fast at that time...450 was top end 4Q 98 but by may it was 550. Late 99 I had bought a 733.
May 15th, 2007
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$19.99
May 14th, 2007
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funniest damn thing I have seen all week.
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4'd for earthbound music
May 15th, 2007
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Same (Except it's +1)
May 14th, 2007
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Enh. Don't care unless you can get a close-up of what it says on the "NEVER OBSOLETE" sticker. I want to know their reasoning.
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I think it was something about their upgrade plan.
May 14th, 2007
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The sticker reads (to the best of my ability), "This computer is NEVER OBSOLETE when you join eMachines network. Fast, reliable internet access powered by MCI/QDNET(?). The world's richest internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest(?)! Shop! Chat! Travel(?)! And more! Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99(?)!" eMachines FTW.
May 14th, 2007
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Yeah, the sticker's some blurb about how eMachine will upgrade your sh*t to a "top of the line" model every 2 years for $100. Obviously the guy didn't take them up. Doom 2 in style, baby.
May 15th, 2007
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Yup, I had a i667 POS that had a similar upgrade sticker... Bet i still have that clunker kicking around somewhere. Hey Max, ever think about googl-itizing your servers to run a cluster? I've got 667mhz of fury and 128MB of rage just waiting to be set loose!
May 14th, 2007
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Fast, relable internet accessed powered by MCI/UUNET™ The world's richest Internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest! Shop! Chat! Travel! and more Plus, upgrade your PC to the last model on the market every 2 years for only £99!
May 14th, 2007
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http://rubbermallet.org/neverobsolete.jpg - Was a promotion they ran, $99 every 2 years and you get upgrades. Woot!
May 14th, 2007
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http://rubbermallet.org/neverobsolete.jpg - An even better pic. AOL VERSION 5.0 INCLUDED SIGN ON TODAY!
May 14th, 2007
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Fived for EB name select
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Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 14th, 2007
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lol, that guy sure took good care of it, i remember my computer's stat stickers peeled off after about 2 years
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I remember when that PC woulda been top Spec
May 14th, 2007
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I HAD THAT COMPUTER!
May 14th, 2007
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it was my first computer... btw: it was obsolete 2 months after i bought it.
May 14th, 2007
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Now with Restore Floppies!
May 14th, 2007
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I would've cried if he brought in a stack of like 20 3.5"s with a smile on his face.
May 14th, 2007
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How can you honestly make that claim?!??!??
May 14th, 2007
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lol
May 14th, 2007
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I hate my e-machine
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I think my iPod had more than 8.4 GB of storage space.
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Earthbound is NEVER OBSOLETE!
May 14th, 2007
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that lucky bastard is rocking quake 2 at medium setting as we speak
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5 for Earthbound music.
May 14th, 2007
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LOL EMACHEENZ. I used to have one; it's sitting at the bottom of a retention pond now. Pieces of crap.
May 14th, 2007
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God dammit, I love Earthbound music.
May 14th, 2007
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I had one of those.
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I think my dad had one of those. lawlawl
May 14th, 2007
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I had that piece of sh*t. Got it on a super sale for like $200 back in the day when that was a good lil compy.
May 14th, 2007
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omg i have a comp like that but the damn D drive will not work
May 14th, 2007
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Wanna know what's sad? The computer I've made all of my ytmnd's on up to this point had a 4 GB hard drive.
May 14th, 2007
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I had en eMachines computer once, and the motherboard exploded or something lol
May 14th, 2007
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May 14th, 2007
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Computers run like this: if it can get you porn, then it's not obsolete.
May 14th, 2007
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YES!!!!!!!!! PR0N FTW!!!!
May 14th, 2007
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8gb? Dude...
May 14th, 2007
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The ultimate machine
May 14th, 2007
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I WANT TO BUY !1 NOW PLEAe ES?.>!
May 14th, 2007
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lol i have that same computer in my room......
May 14th, 2007
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Earthbound will never be obsolete. 5'd for Earthbound.
May 14th, 2007
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All emachines are obsolete the minute they leave the assembly line.
May 14th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T, THAT HARD DRIVE IS MASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
May 14th, 2007
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YAY EARTHBOUND MUSIC
May 14th, 2007
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lol, emachines! What machines?! EMACHINES!!! WHO'S MACHINES!? EMACHINES, YOU DICK!!! Thats the next O RLY
May 14th, 2007
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Okay, so it's not obsolete. So what's supposed to be funny?
May 15th, 2007
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For starters, it IS obsolete.
May 14th, 2007
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i guess anyone foolish enough to believe that statement is most likely to buy an emachine anyway.
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obsolete technology, FTL!!
May 14th, 2007
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that beats my setup
May 14th, 2007
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wth
May 14th, 2007
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lol it just had to be an emachines... isnt it odd that a computer with all that would only have 466mhz? seems too long when compared to all the other stuff. just a thought!
May 14th, 2007
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that thing was obsolete before it was made
May 14th, 2007
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS AUDIO!!
May 14th, 2007
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When you join eMachines network. READ you idiot!
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f*cking nerds
May 14th, 2007
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lol gay eMachines.
May 14th, 2007
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haha...I HAD that same exact system a long time ago as well...
May 14th, 2007
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lol taking pics off digg and putting them to old video game music is so funniye
May 15th, 2007
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Actually I took this picture where I work. The guy had an awesome beard. OH SNAP
May 14th, 2007
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i wonder if oblivion will run on this rig?
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Wow, nice compiputer! I would put WWIV BBS on it and let people from the past communicate on the phone lines.
May 14th, 2007
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Doh!!! Can that even run WinXP?
May 14th, 2007
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The motherboard from my 466 eTower stopped working a few years ago, so I nailed the board to the wall as a decoration.
May 14th, 2007
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That thing's bound to outmatch the Xbox 360. NOT!!!
May 14th, 2007
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lol
May 14th, 2007
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waiting for Korf's comment...
May 14th, 2007
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Good image, the Earthbound music is what sells it. Earthbound forever fellow Earthbound fan. 5'd and fav'd... !
May 14th, 2007
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I need to get me one of those.
May 14th, 2007
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Lick your mom's nipples :]
May 14th, 2007
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It's impressive it has a DVD drive
May 14th, 2007
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lol, f*cking poor n*gg* should get a new comp
May 14th, 2007
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WOOOOH That beats out my computer....
May 14th, 2007
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Teehee.
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What is love? is NEVER WHAT
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N*gg* stole my bike is NEVER N*GG*
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Dramatic reading is NEVER DRAMATIC
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Dennal plan is NEVER DENNAL
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Epic Maneuver is NEVER EPIC
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lol, internet is NEVER LOL
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Barrel roll is NEVER BARREL
May 14th, 2007
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Punch the keys for God's sake is NEVER FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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This fad will be awesome
May 15th, 2007
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5'd for pocketmoo's comment
May 18th, 2007
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Where is the bastard fad lovechild :(
May 14th, 2007
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I look across my desk, and find that my dad has stored one of these sh*tpiles upon it. Tommorow, there shall be a bonfire. It will be obsolete soon enough.
May 14th, 2007
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GAAAWD Earthbound kicks ass
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The front page is a forum.
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Wow, it does 3D!
May 14th, 2007
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Earthbound
May 15th, 2007
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Omfg! this is great!
May 15th, 2007
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I bet that thing cost about $800 or more... :O
May 15th, 2007
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E machines and Win98 = failure
May 15th, 2007
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Wow, and with DOS only I should have enough room to store 2 DVDs of data!
May 15th, 2007
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I still have mine, and it's not obsolete. I still play Leisure Suit Larry on it all the time.
May 15th, 2007
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5'd for Earthbound music. There is such charm in old midi music. God I loved that game.
May 15th, 2007
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I don't really care...
May 15th, 2007
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Awesome computer! O_O I want one!!! 5'd for the awesome choice of Earthbound music.
May 15th, 2007
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I owned one of these once. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. I redeemed myself by building the one I have now, and I know almost poop about hardware.
May 15th, 2007
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May 15th, 2007
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lol. nice.
May 15th, 2007
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needs moar turbo button
May 15th, 2007
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5'd simply for "Enter Name" Music
May 15th, 2007
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Oh, desuka.
May 15th, 2007
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5 for Earthbound
May 15th, 2007
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Page won't load - obsolete computer.
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OMFG it's a Celeron too! Time to fire up C&C3!!!11one
May 15th, 2007
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you know you never have worry about that guy logging on to this site and see you making fun of his computer cuz even if he tried it prob crash
May 15th, 2007
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N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT !
May 15th, 2007
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digg is not ytmnd
May 15th, 2007
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*sigh* btape...
May 22nd, 2007
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Neither is a picture taken off my cameraphone. oh noes
May 15th, 2007
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I hate e machines with a passion..so deceptive and down right arrogant
May 15th, 2007
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I wish I could read the text under "Never Obsolete" as it must be hilarious.
May 15th, 2007
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it's an e-machine. it was obsolete when you took it out of the box
May 15th, 2007
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f*ckin goooooood song.
May 15th, 2007
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"All about the Pentiums" by Weird Al would fit this perfect. "It was obsolete before I opened the box..."
May 15th, 2007
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haha what the hell
May 15th, 2007
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i actually loled
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Internet tubes are NEVER obselete. As such please do not treat them like a big truck. x
May 15th, 2007
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wow this brings me back to the days when i had my 400id. I remember everything that died in it i replaced. Including the DVD Drive, Hard Drive (my fault), Floppy Drive, Ram (32 just isn't enough to do ANYTHING)
May 15th, 2007
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-1 for Earthbound. I prefer the term differently-useful.
May 15th, 2007
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EMACHINES SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 15th, 2007
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::sigh:: I used that same model E-Machine for 3 years. I hate being poor. :_:
May 15th, 2007
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I have that peice of crap XD
May 15th, 2007
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Intel Celerons are the poor man's / family computer's processor of choice
May 15th, 2007
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wicked sick pc, lol
May 15th, 2007
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May 15th, 2007
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i had the 533i. priceless.
May 15th, 2007
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Thats some sweet ram
May 15th, 2007
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5'd for earthbound music.
May 15th, 2007
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Dude I have a computer exactly like that. I found it on the curb with a boot mark and a giant dent on the side.
May 15th, 2007
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It is the eMachine that will save the universe. Or destroy it.
May 15th, 2007
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That PC is capable of running a snes emulator for earthbound on it. Thats all a user needs, really.
May 15th, 2007
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earthbound woopWOOP
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It still has a better video card than my laptop :(
April 23rd, 2008
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LMAO! This is the exact computer I am using right now. My good one broke :(
December 23rd, 2008
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...when you join emachines network...
April 4th, 2009
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The ultimate machine!!
June 12th, 2013
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"Designed for Windows 98"

XD