I LoVe YoU, Retarded Snorg T-Shirt Girl !!
Created on: May 17th, 2007
I LoVe YoU, Retarded Snorg T-Shirt Girl !!
She's got that Natalie Portman smile going on, she's got a nice rack, she's got eyes that point in 2 different directions! She's the lovely (but retarded) girl from SnorgTees. Sigh.

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May 17th, 2007
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miss
May 17th, 2007
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I'd hit it.
May 18th, 2007
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co-signed
May 19th, 2007
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indeed
May 22nd, 2007
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bitch is hawt illl bang
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like Natalie Portman if she actually had a rack!
February 29th, 2008
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As would I, my friend, as would I.
November 11th, 2009
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cosine'd. hah, and now we're off on a tangent. LOL, TRIGONOMETRY
May 17th, 2007
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F*ck yeah. Me likey.
May 17th, 2007
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well I liked it
May 17th, 2007
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yo seriously is she their only model or what? it's been bugging me for like 2 years
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I believe she has my stapler.
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lol, self reply.
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I WANT TO F*CK HER
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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i love you!
May 18th, 2007
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Bet she gives great helmet
May 18th, 2007
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I want too see her without those shirts could someone do that?
May 18th, 2007
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she's a RILF, Retard I'd Like to F*ck
May 18th, 2007
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I'd hit that
May 18th, 2007
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I want to f*ck a retard, you know for community service.
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lololol
May 18th, 2007
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I want to f*ck a retard, you know for community service.
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lololol once again
May 19th, 2007
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you win the weekend sir
May 18th, 2007
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Maybe she's just got a lazy eye?
May 18th, 2007
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c*ck-eyed
May 18th, 2007
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I wouldn't tap that, I'd RAM that
May 18th, 2007
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i bet she goes deep throat
May 18th, 2007
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they should put her goofy face on their shirts
May 18th, 2007
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i thought she was my secret crush...i see her on ebay all the time when i am looking for tasteless t-shirts to put on my stuffed aminals
May 18th, 2007
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fourest? http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000071.jpg
May 18th, 2007
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I read that she braids her pubes so that they resemble the beard of Pirate Jack from the film James and Giant Peach.
May 18th, 2007
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5 for using your real account...that girl doesnt appeal to me at all since i had my testicles surgically removed
May 18th, 2007
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She's hotter than Jessica Simpson and probably smarter too
May 18th, 2007
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sh*tsuxf*get
May 18th, 2007
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young ones = insta 5. strange crush = insta 5. and her name is Alice btw, your love's name is Alice, she's 19 and lives in Marietta Georgia. Go find her.
May 18th, 2007
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72470664
May 18th, 2007
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oh sh*t, double whammy for you moneyhat. shes in a relationship AND an atheist.
May 18th, 2007
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also, "baby carrots and sushi are my number ones."
May 18th, 2007
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put all her favorite things into a ytmnd...gentlemen, start your computers...
May 18th, 2007
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right now i think its too f*cking bad for Miss Alice from Marietta Georgia. we must make a campaign to win her for money-hat. it begins NOW.
May 18th, 2007
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Dammit, you could have kept this to yourself or just PM'ed me. I just wanted to beleive she was this retarded model. Now I know too much. Kinda ruins the joke of the site.
May 18th, 2007
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hah, the myspace link changed somehow. anyways, sorry to be The Ruiner, however if you change your mind I'm ready to frame her boyfriend for murder for you.
May 18th, 2007
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All women are in relationships, who finds ones that aren't involved?
May 18th, 2007
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Heartbreaker.
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we must win her heart for money hat
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how about a miss ytmnd contest?
May 18th, 2007
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She's probably the daughter of whoever owns Snorg Tees. And the sick f*cker parades his hot daughter around to sell shirts.
May 18th, 2007
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I'm in love with her as well.
May 18th, 2007
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I hate this bitch. Also huge teeth.
May 18th, 2007
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comment downvoting is gay
May 18th, 2007
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That's alright, I fall in love with a new girl every day.
May 18th, 2007
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guaranteed this chick does anal
May 18th, 2007
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hahahahaha I didn't notice ++++
May 18th, 2007
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-1 b/c i made something exactly like this and i didnt get top viewed so i deleted it
May 18th, 2007
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http://aliceheartmoneyhat.ytmnd.com/
May 18th, 2007
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Another punkass slideshow...
May 18th, 2007
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,,,with tits
May 18th, 2007
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mmm pussy
May 18th, 2007
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Damn, this girl has huge-ass teeth. I mean tits.
May 18th, 2007
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Damn, this girl has huge-ass tits. I mean teeth.
May 18th, 2007
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Damn, I'd f*ck the crap outta her.
May 18th, 2007
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I am not sure whether this is funny or not v-_-v
May 18th, 2007
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What the hell is this sh*t and why is it first on the top viewed?
May 18th, 2007
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hilarious
May 18th, 2007
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i'd f*ck her but this site still sucks
May 18th, 2007
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5'd for Cliff Richard
May 18th, 2007
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you had one of the pictures twice.
May 18th, 2007
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would hit it until her eyes un-crossed
May 18th, 2007
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5'd for The Young Ones
May 18th, 2007
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shes kinda really hot
May 18th, 2007
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Eyes go to the tits before the eyes anyways, so whatever. SHE HAS SUCH SNAZZY SHIRTS IN HER WARDROBE.
May 18th, 2007
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she has no tits and shes probably stuffing whats there now
May 18th, 2007
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EUREKA! I live in Marietta, GA. She will be mine.
May 18th, 2007
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she goes to auburn so nevermind
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your fat anyways and will probably use a pick up line like "so would you like to see my pokemanz?"
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is this the new queen of ytmnd?
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Poor kid. Well at least she's got looks on her side.
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Why do I feel like I know her?
May 18th, 2007
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these damn ads are everywhere and all of them are with her
May 18th, 2007
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I wonder how much they pay her for those ads
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1) lovely that you are perfect and can judge everyone so superficially 2) You couldnt hit that if she was in a coma 3) If you are a chick that means you're another petty female jealousy is showing brightly. Go cry because you cant be her.
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oops - let me try #3 again - If you are chick that means you are just another pretty female and the jealousy is shining like a beacon of lameness. Please go wallow in your empty-headed shallowness. 4) Either way you are lamelamelame.
May 18th, 2007
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bitter?
May 18th, 2007
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God, she's annoying
May 18th, 2007
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I think the cereal picture is in there twice
May 18th, 2007
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No, wait... Same promo, different pictures
May 18th, 2007
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She can catch it.
May 18th, 2007
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she's the one with the roving eye
May 18th, 2007
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----------------Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong w/ them when in -reality they're amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to ---- come along, the one who's- ----------- brave enough to----- ---------------climb all--------- ---------------the way-------- --------------to the top-------- -------------of the tree.---------
May 18th, 2007
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f*ck you
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What moms tell their ugly daughters.
May 18th, 2007
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hah. yeah. funny. not true.
May 18th, 2007
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how does one apply your apple theory to lesbians?
May 18th, 2007
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shes my fav
May 18th, 2007
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I would bone the sh*t out of her. Retarded or not.
May 18th, 2007
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She Would Get The Buisness
May 18th, 2007
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I want her to ride my bologna pony like my name was chuck.
May 18th, 2007
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This one time in band camp.. I wanted to f*ck this chick
May 18th, 2007
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IF I ever met her I would say "You know what the difference is between once and ounce?" She would say "No, What?" and I would say "You". She totally wouldnt understand and I wouldnt either but she would fall in love with me. Then I would dig for gold in her anus.
May 18th, 2007
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hey, way to promote your site. should get some good impressions.
May 18th, 2007
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I'm guessing the guy who started the site said something like, "You're totally hot. You should model my t-shirts." She responded with, "AWMAHGAWD". He then had sex with her, gave her a bowl of cereal, and dangled keys in front of her--all while giving her different t-shirts and, every hour or so, having sex with her again. By the way, I love this site.
May 18th, 2007
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And, the ad the site begins with is actually sitting right next to the site preview window.
May 18th, 2007
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Shes cute in a way... but not at the same time.
May 18th, 2007
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It's not lackin' any meat.
May 18th, 2007
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5'd for Young Ones and Sir Cliff
May 18th, 2007
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she got boss eye
May 18th, 2007
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really? she's retarded? damn.... she's cute
May 18th, 2007
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f*cking 5 for description
May 18th, 2007
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5'd for Alice.
May 18th, 2007
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she's sexy
May 18th, 2007
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BEWBS
May 18th, 2007
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My vote is generous.
May 18th, 2007
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looks just like my ex i used to live with, portman smile and all...makes me want to shave a yak, vomit all over it, let it dry, then...wait, why does "yak vomit" mean something to me? I think I need coffee...4
May 18th, 2007
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I'd sooo hit that.
May 18th, 2007
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should have used the "rock n' roll mcdonalds" music.
May 18th, 2007
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i bet her breath smells.
May 18th, 2007
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nice tits + stupid face
May 18th, 2007
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i wanna put it in the snorg shirt girl
May 18th, 2007
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You can't see her eyes from behind.
May 18th, 2007
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she has raisen tits...
May 18th, 2007
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lawl jk
May 18th, 2007
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this= lame
May 18th, 2007
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This just freaked the hell out of me, b/c I think I know who that is. She went to my school, her name is Alice Fraasa, but she wasn't dumb from what I can recall.
May 18th, 2007
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Is she easy?
May 18th, 2007
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id tap dat :D
May 18th, 2007
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she isn't retarded she just models their retarded t-shirts and gets paid.
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thanks, shes hot
May 18th, 2007
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Mistah eff!! Maaaaaaan I wanna snog her.
May 18th, 2007
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Lol the comments made me laugh.. 5d
May 18th, 2007
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i dont think she i retarted even if she is id stick my c*ck between dem titties
May 18th, 2007
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What about the Busted Tees girl? The red-haired one with the bazongas??? Someone do a site of her! I think I even know her name is Erica Sullivan. DO IT!!!
May 18th, 2007
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Like the fist of an angry God
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What about the Busted Tees girl? The red-haired one with the bazongas??? Someone do a site of her! I think I even know her name is Erica Sullivan. DO IT!!!
May 18th, 2007
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Your sites suck dick lately except for this http://arielkiss.ytmnd.com/
May 18th, 2007
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You used to watch Arrested Development, right? MR F
May 18th, 2007
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You're the first one to catch that.
May 18th, 2007
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i haven't seen every episode, what does the letter mean money-hat...what do they mean?
May 18th, 2007
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It's right there in the keywords....
May 18th, 2007
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Anyway, beautiful Charlize Theron plays "Rita", whom Michael & the audience think is some sort of British spy. Her bracelet says MRF, but it's not her spy contact... it turns out to be a medical bracelet indicating she is a "mentally retarded female" with the IQ of a 7 year old.
May 18th, 2007
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i can't read money hat, also now i want to see that episode.
May 18th, 2007
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wtf is this sh*t?
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uh... i think the c*cked eye gives her some character... i would c*ck her eye... and then wipe it off with her cleverly designed and witty t-shirt...
May 18th, 2007
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sorry money-hat, but tits or gtfo
May 18th, 2007
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4 stars because I DIG HOT RETARDS
May 18th, 2007
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haha, everything in the description is true
May 18th, 2007
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shes smokin hot, but by the time she puts on that green shirt i think she's put on some weight. Oh and who the hell actually found her myspace ROFLMAO???!
May 18th, 2007
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5 for Young Ones, if nothing else.
May 18th, 2007
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CANS
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I think the stapler one is someone else. You stole my idea.
May 18th, 2007
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Reminds me of that Drawn Together where Hero bangs Clara's retarded cousin...
May 18th, 2007
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More pics (including mild panty-shot): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=48045284
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And as I access this site, I see an ad for SnorgTees. 5 for you.
May 18th, 2007
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Hahaha rovin eye..
May 18th, 2007
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lol
May 18th, 2007
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I'm giving this a 5 based on the song choice alone.
May 18th, 2007
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I got nothing against her....she's struggling to make money and by not being a whore sex-wise, shes a whore crappy tshirtwise
May 18th, 2007
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great sound
May 18th, 2007
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Mistah F!
May 18th, 2007
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Who cares if that chick is retarded, she's still pretty attractive... btw, not that great of a site.
May 18th, 2007
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Hell yes, the Young Ones rock!
May 18th, 2007
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id hit it, and im married lolololz
May 18th, 2007
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Ehh fake girls sway me not
May 18th, 2007
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Always see her on Collegehumor.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 18th, 2007
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If only she were mine...
May 24th, 2007
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at first glance I thought your comment said "If only she were nine..." I almost downvoted your comment for being a pedo.
May 18th, 2007
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even with the lazy eye, I think she look cute.
May 19th, 2007
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man she is so f*cking hot
May 19th, 2007
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Weird she's totally bulemic you can see on some days she's fat and some days skinny 0.o
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huh
May 19th, 2007
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Hot retards FTW
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don't move. I'll go get you a towel
May 20th, 2007
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soooo hot want to touch the hiney
May 22nd, 2007
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I dont' know what it is, but I barely find any of your ytmnd's funny at all.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what he said
June 5th, 2007
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I really hate the snorg girl, and I wasn't into the music, but F*** its a good YTMND and it deserves 5. After I watched it a couple times, I ended up laughing all the same ~_~
June 16th, 2007
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http://retardsnorggirlual.ytmnd.com/ Shameless plug-in;)
June 19th, 2007
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i don't see the lazy eye but i'd still hit that
July 17th, 2007
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She kinda looks like Natalie Portman in the ones where she's smiling. Oh, you noticed that, too lol.
July 29th, 2007
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she went to my highschool
August 1st, 2007
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I'd hit that.
August 1st, 2007
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Me too
August 20th, 2007
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She does a great job of filling out those t-shirts
January 13th, 2008
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From Fark's front page: http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080112/NEWS01/80112066. Use this information to create and/or update as you see fit.
January 13th, 2008
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Oh, poopie. If you're having trouble cutting and pasting, connect http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ with article?AID=/20080112/NEWS01/80112066
July 2nd, 2009
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July 2nd, 2009
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"But," you might say, "she goes to college, how retarded can she be?" Notice this part of the article: "She is a communications major". Need I say more?
January 14th, 2008
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i come from fark i didn't realize how retarded she looks.. thank you for the giggles hottest retard EVAR!
March 25th, 2012
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Mister F