Johnny Depp has sex with Paris Hilton.
Created on: May 20th, 2007
Johnny Depp has sex with Paris Hilton.

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May 20th, 2007
(12)
That's arousing.
May 20th, 2007
(7)
no this is... Robbie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Sportacus as far as he could go.
May 20th, 2007
(41)
It's not lackin' any meat.
May 20th, 2007
(29)
And that's what real pirates need. Blaahahaehehue!
May 20th, 2007
(13)
Paris Hilton's vagina is like a Sarlaac. It will swallow you whole and digest you for hundreds of years. This is accomplished via the slow exchange of body fluids with those of the sarlacc. In effect, the victims are digested from within.
May 20th, 2007
(17)
RELEASE....................................the CRACKWHORE!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2007
(0)
lol y u rancor me?
May 20th, 2007
(0)
By the way...NEQB (Not Even Quiznos Bitch)
May 21st, 2007
(0)
@ Cac0: i think you mean a thousand years,
May 21st, 2007
(0)
Don't f*ck with me DJLO! I know my sh*t! Hundreds of years sounds better that a pussy *ss "wun thousind".
May 21st, 2007
(6)
I once threw a thermal detonator in hiltons vagina. Nothing happened.
May 20th, 2007
(3)
lol
May 20th, 2007
(-3)
genious
May 20th, 2007
(0)
unlike this *genius*
May 20th, 2007
(0)
good one
May 20th, 2007
(5)
f*ck thats hot
May 20th, 2007
(2)
hahahahaha
May 20th, 2007
(0)
(2)
MEGA LAWL
May 20th, 2007
(11)
I hope he brought his full body condoms
May 20th, 2007
(4)
lol naked weapon
May 20th, 2007
(11)
i mean gun...naked gun
May 20th, 2007
(5)
The backdoor ain't looking too much better.
May 20th, 2007
(1)
NEDM makes Paris Hilton hot
May 20th, 2007
(0)
Top viewed ahoy... great name.
(0)
OH NOES!!!
May 20th, 2007
(0)
lul
May 20th, 2007
(4)
oh f*ck get the cheese grater!
May 20th, 2007
(0)
burn
May 20th, 2007
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SH*TTY JOKE
May 20th, 2007
(3)
That's being generous.
May 20th, 2007
(0)
I lol'd
May 20th, 2007
(-1)
lol, but the idea has been done b4
May 20th, 2007
(0)
nice one.
May 20th, 2007
(-3)
Lamprowned.
May 20th, 2007
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Comedy has died. parisisloosehahalolol.ytmnd.com
May 20th, 2007
(0)
Hello, beastie.
May 20th, 2007
(2)
add jail bars
May 20th, 2007
(0)
AIDS!
May 20th, 2007
(0)
LOL
May 20th, 2007
(0)
Ello Beastie
May 20th, 2007
(0)
Nasty.
May 20th, 2007
(0)
5'd for making me lol IRL. the music is perfect.
May 20th, 2007
(10)
I dont get it
June 16th, 2007
(1)
ROFLMAO
May 20th, 2007
(2)
5 for the unexpected.
May 20th, 2007
(0)
Lollerskates.
May 20th, 2007
(8)
didnt know Paris hilton was a Gilgameck
May 20th, 2007
(4)
best reference in my dick's history.
May 20th, 2007
(6)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
May 21st, 2007
(0)
i lold
(2)
i c wut u did thar.
May 20th, 2007
(0)
*puzzled look on face as he clicks the link* *lols as soon as page loads*
May 20th, 2007
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LOL, that f*cking sucked...
May 20th, 2007
(0)
...Who the hell NSFW'd this?
May 20th, 2007
(0)
someone at the top
May 20th, 2007
(0)
looks like Zalli NSFW'd another site for no reason! *sigh* guess i'll put it back on SFW
May 20th, 2007
(0)
yeah same thing happened to my site a little while ago
May 20th, 2007
(0)
genius! paris hilton jokes (when done right) never get old.
May 20th, 2007
(1)
Bwahaha caught me off guard Comrade.
May 20th, 2007
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I dunno, I think that was stupid as f*ck. But, whatever.
May 20th, 2007
(0)
paris has herpes
May 20th, 2007
(0)
Hope hes wearin' a condom. Damn.
(0)
Daddy likes!
May 20th, 2007
(0)
I chuckled
May 21st, 2007
(0)
omg lol lslsol
May 21st, 2007
(1)
Ah, so she shows here true form at last...
May 21st, 2007
(0)
I lol'd very hard sir...ty
May 21st, 2007
(0)
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
May 21st, 2007
(5)
I salute Mr. Depp, who died inside Paris Hilton like thousands of other sailors.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
HAHA
May 21st, 2007
(0)
Men would rather sleep with kittens than that.
May 21st, 2007
(1)
ain't that the truth
May 21st, 2007
(0)
I'm real generous.
(1)
*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
May 21st, 2007
(0)
wait? is this on dvd now? cool.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
i lol'ed
May 21st, 2007
(0)
poon diving!
May 21st, 2007
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Genius.
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Whatever goes in, dosen't come out.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
teeth and everything too
(0)
IT'S A TRAP!
May 21st, 2007
(0)
heh.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
id hit it like the angry fist of connery
May 21st, 2007
(0)
hahahahaha
May 21st, 2007
(0)
Yea thats pretty much what I expected it would be like followed by a burning and itching feeling.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
Star trek 3: GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUTT!!! GET OUT OF THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!
May 21st, 2007
(-2)
This has been done before. I know I have seen this same joke somewhere.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
Cause she's loose
May 21st, 2007
(0)
5'd. I have literally been looking for the name of this background song on and off for years, maybe ever since the second movie came out. I even bought the DVD to see if I'd get any other clues as to the name of the song, but I could never find anything, even after looking through the credits twice. I owe you a lot of thanks man.
May 21st, 2007
(0)
NP ^_^
June 7th, 2007
(0)
HAHA Awesome. I was expecting something stupid, but you went past my expectations. Love it.
June 9th, 2007
(0)
I loled
June 10th, 2007
(0)
Juno Reactor ftw.
June 22nd, 2007
(0)
Vagina dentata is love. <3
July 12th, 2007
(0)
Eww! STD's !