Most. Pathetic. Man. Ever.
Created on: June 19th, 2007
Most. Pathetic. Man. Ever.
This is a voice message left on a friend's cellphone. Like any woman would, she avoided him like the black plague. He truly is the most pathetic man ever.

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June 19th, 2007
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WALL OF TEXT CRITS YTMND FOR 9999!
June 19th, 2007
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I was expecting something involving me and Cutie Honey.
June 19th, 2007
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MY EYES ARE BURNING
June 19th, 2007
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Yeah, no kidding. It seems funny, but I can't look at it for long. Enlarge the font and change the text color, please.
June 19th, 2007
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HEY CUTIE
June 19th, 2007
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who's voice mail records for 5 minutes ?
June 19th, 2007
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comic sans...
June 19th, 2007
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Plenty of people way more pathetic on this site but overall it was good. 4'd.
June 19th, 2007
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TLDR/L
June 19th, 2007
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WHY DIDN'T THAT BITCH CALL ME BACK?
June 19th, 2007
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i feel sorry for the guy. It just goes to show, be sincere and honest with women and you will be destroyed. I used to be a romantic like this guy. Now I cheat on every girl I go out with, never tell them I care, call them f*ck buddies. And you know what? I get a sh*t load of poontang. Women are retarded.
June 19th, 2007
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beeeep, also 1 for real life gayness
June 19th, 2007
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lawl
June 19th, 2007
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Mike: So how long do I wait to call?--- Trent: A day.--- Mike: Tomorrow.--- Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.--- Trent: Yeah.--- Mike: So two days?--- Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.--- Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.--- Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think? ----
June 19th, 2007
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Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.---- Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...--- Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.---- Charles: Then ask her where you met her.----
June 19th, 2007
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Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we f*cked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?--- Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.-----
June 19th, 2007
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-4 for lack of ZZZ
June 19th, 2007
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Ramble on.
June 19th, 2007
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And now's the time, the time is now.
June 19th, 2007
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To sing my song.
June 19th, 2007
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I'm goin' round the world, I got to find my girl.
June 20th, 2007
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Great WALL OF TEXT