How to Commit Suicide The Cool Way
Created on: June 29th, 2007
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June 29th, 2007
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lol
June 29th, 2007
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my cousins best friends little brother did that.
June 29th, 2007
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I for some reason can't vote on this, but I felt like saying that the wire hanging from the ceiling would be a giveaway that you didn't actually rip off your head, but you could set it up that after an initial force acted on the wire and it no longer had any resistance (you decapitate yourself) the wire gets pulled up into the ceiling, so that they'd just see you holding your decapitated head in your hands and a stool sitting next to you.
June 29th, 2007
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I gotta agree with Alholm.
June 30th, 2007
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no, the best way is to tie rope to all of your body parts individually and to tie that cutting wire to each of your joints, the ropes for each being longer than the cutting wire. When you end up, you should be a human windchime hanging from a bridge.
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didnt mean for the sync to happen...but i kinda did
June 29th, 2007
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Im gonna go do that now!
June 29th, 2007
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K BRB
June 29th, 2007
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You're dirty ^.~
June 29th, 2007
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easily your best site
June 29th, 2007
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wow 2 stars n4rvst? must be an accident...
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doubt it....he always downvotes me
July 1st, 2007
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He votes 1 on pretty much everything, which means a 2 is exceptional.
June 29th, 2007
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oh holy sh*t.....clever mr.builder very clever...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2007
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that is pretty cool lol
June 29th, 2007
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RAWR!
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i found out how to do this with the hours of research
June 29th, 2007
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i laughed. you win. its good.
June 29th, 2007
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LOL I HAVE TO TRY THAT SUICIDE OWNS
June 29th, 2007
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GG sir!!
June 29th, 2007
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everyone knows the kewlest way to kill yourself is to strap pork chops to yourself along with a helmet-cam and hang around large hungry carnivorous creatures like bears or sharks or maybe put on a helmet-cam and wrap yourself in tinfoil and skydive into a thunderhead
June 29th, 2007
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If I had to go, that's how I'll do it.
June 29th, 2007
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AWESOME!!!!!!
June 29th, 2007
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what if it doesnt work the first time?
June 29th, 2007
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It should leave a big enough mess to piss off the cleanup crew.
October 21st, 2007
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homeowners insurance covers cleanup of a fatality
June 29th, 2007
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Try it and let me know how it goes.
June 29th, 2007
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When I develop lung cancer and have a damaged liver at the age of 39 I'm going to get "Your job sucks" tattooed on my *ss then go sky diving naked without a parachute and do my best to land on a sidewalk or road. Just as one final joke to the person that has to clean me up.
July 2nd, 2007
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^
July 2nd, 2007
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you just made me laugh my *ss off.
June 29th, 2007
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http://bash.org/?488793
June 29th, 2007
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No... It doesn't work. The superglue would break because the cheese wires can't cut through bone. Not that I've tried this on anyone.
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super glue wouldnt get touched.....the wire is tied around neck and through the ceiling, and YES it CAN cut thru bone.....especially thru the very few bones in ur neck
June 29th, 2007
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lmao that's badass
June 29th, 2007
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ROFL now thats badass
June 29th, 2007
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I ripped my head off once. I wish I found this ytmnd before that so I couldve saved myself some work.
July 2nd, 2007
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Did you use a stapler?
June 29th, 2007
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This is NSFW for a good reason ;)
June 29th, 2007
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any badass that does it that way would get so much pussy it's not even funny.
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Sammy Mejia
June 29th, 2007
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Man that was fun, my friends are so stupid. They totally bought it!
June 29th, 2007
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hahaha
June 30th, 2007
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June 30th, 2007
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http://trykillingyourself.com
June 30th, 2007
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LMAO, WTF ?!?
June 30th, 2007
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i've seen this before. Remember kids, across the street, not down the highway.
June 30th, 2007
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brb im gonna go try it and tell you all how it went..typing might be a problem though
June 30th, 2007
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Funny, but this belongs on Newgrounds.
June 30th, 2007
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lol... unfortunately it wouldn't work, but good site.
June 30th, 2007
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bob the n*gg*r strikes again
June 30th, 2007
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ha ha thats awesome
July 1st, 2007
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thats awesome
July 1st, 2007
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the funnitest stuff ive seen in yrs
July 1st, 2007
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lol
July 1st, 2007
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pretty kick *ss besides the fact they'd find our eventually how you did it between the wire and the glue. Still the most manly way to kill yourself will always be head butting the side walk.
July 1st, 2007
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5'd for "HOLY SH*T DID HE JUST RIP HIS OWN HEAD OFF? WTF?!"
July 1st, 2007
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Add myspace and a computer, and a video camera to post the video!
July 1st, 2007
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lol
July 1st, 2007
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BRILLIANT!
July 1st, 2007
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every emo kid should see this...Rinse and repeat.
July 1st, 2007
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Awesome! This would also be a good way to murder someone and make it look like suicide.
July 1st, 2007
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5
July 1st, 2007
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"Oog rip Oog's head off!"
July 1st, 2007
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morbidly funny
July 1st, 2007
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If I could vote I'd 5 this. *LOL*
July 3rd, 2007
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yea!
July 1st, 2007
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haha... that IS a cool way :)
July 1st, 2007
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Too funny, and the animation was flawless. If I had to go, I'd stuff hundreds of little candy bars in my pants/shirt/clothes then jump off a building.
July 1st, 2007
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
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My cousin hung herself a month ago today. You fail.
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no one cares
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did she drop any good loot?
July 2nd, 2007
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How much xp did you gain?
July 2nd, 2007
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yeah, seriously, stolen idea + crappy ms paint drawings = crappy ytmnd. it was a funny idea the first time some one did it. just because it wasn't on this site doesn't mean it isn't stolen
July 2nd, 2007
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Thats a preety cool way, you also need some one to remove all the wires and what not so it looks more convincing.
July 2nd, 2007
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All the cool kids do this!
July 2nd, 2007
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this is what YTMND needs. informative, outside the box thinking. brilliant
July 2nd, 2007
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Stolen from bash.org.
July 2nd, 2007
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LMAO LMAO LMAO! Incredibly cool...
July 2nd, 2007
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DEMONSTRATION!!!!! >=O
July 2nd, 2007
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Hey you managed to crappily rip-off a bash.org post and not even get it right. Sh*tty animations to boot! fckn idiot.
July 2nd, 2007
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide > this. Also, stolen from http://bash.org/?488793
August 18th, 2007
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I think I’ll call you “Bob the Hypocrite” for now on. I also agree with bakaris, this was horribly done all around.
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I tried this. I don't think I did it right.
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If ripping your own head off is wrong, I don't want to be right.
July 3rd, 2007
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how come this has been on up&coming for so long?
July 3rd, 2007
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Because you touch yourself at night.
July 3rd, 2007
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no, the best way to kill yourself is to actually just rip your head off
July 3rd, 2007
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OMG DID HE RIP HIS HEAD OFF ZOMG HAX!!!11
July 3rd, 2007
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i lol'd
July 4th, 2007
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Hold, I'm going to go try it. I'll let you guys know how it worked out.
July 4th, 2007
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i lol'ed. also.. did you edit the RATM audio? it sounds echo-y and cool like.
July 5th, 2007
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hahahaha lol that truly is the best way to die.
July 7th, 2007
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"hours of research online" ?? For what exactly? I think you're bullsh*tting us and trying to make us think this will actually work.
July 7th, 2007
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does that actually work >_>
July 25th, 2007
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I tried this. Didn't work.
August 30th, 2007
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wrong, the cool way to commit suicide is to actually rip your own head off
August 30th, 2007
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it won't let me vote for some reason
October 21st, 2007
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fail
September 10th, 2007
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OMFG LMAO WTF BBQ
September 10th, 2007
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lol
September 11th, 2007
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Since I plan on killing myself, this is how I'm going out. Thanks bob!
November 11th, 2007
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this is not digg nor is this stallone related
April 9th, 2008
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Edgy