Guess who dies in the new Harry Potter book?
Not nearly as earth shattering as 'SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE', but sure enough to make some of the most hardcore fans cry.

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July 8th, 2007
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For reals?! Also, I like this song matchup teehee
July 25th, 2007
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No, he doesn't.
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I hate you. > themagic.ytmnd.com <
July 8th, 2007
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YES!!!! KILL THAT LITTLE SH*T!!!!!
July 9th, 2007
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that dam thing is just a golem rip off
July 9th, 2007
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If I'd eat meat I would die, if I'd eat meat would die...
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:(
July 9th, 2007
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I'm still skeptical. I think that everyone involved in writing, editing, illustrating, and printing the book besides Rowling was quarantined in a bunker in Siberia to prevent spoilers from getting out, I can't see how this could be true.
July 9th, 2007
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If somebody did manage theyll be living in fear of recieving Polonium in their food for the rest of their life... o_O
July 9th, 2007
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I'm in need of a guy
July 9th, 2007
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I'm in need of a guy
July 9th, 2007
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I'm in need of a guy
July 9th, 2007
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I'm in need of a guy
July 9th, 2007
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I'm in need of a guy
July 9th, 2007
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did you make the gif?
July 9th, 2007
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Yes I did.
July 9th, 2007
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then 5.
July 9th, 2007
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lol 5 for Eiffel 65
July 9th, 2007
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We had so many plans....
July 9th, 2007
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Thank GOD! I hate that f*ckin' rat thing!
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Cannibalism!
July 9th, 2007
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spread the good word
July 9th, 2007
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Like I said to the guy who posted the fake Snape kills Voldemort spoiler, if this is true, die. If not, have a nice day.
July 9th, 2007
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hehe Nice :))
July 9th, 2007
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But Dobby isn't a main character.
July 9th, 2007
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lol. "dob a dee dobby dies" really makes this site
July 9th, 2007
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Did he get an iron in his face?
July 9th, 2007
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sweet
July 9th, 2007
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bitch! YOU BITCH!!1
July 9th, 2007
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nooooooooooooooo you basturd.. you basturd!!!
July 9th, 2007
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Reliable? Hopefully.
July 9th, 2007
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good
July 9th, 2007
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So?
July 9th, 2007
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spoilerz
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Hide the body, eat the body, hide the body, eat the body...
July 9th, 2007
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Voldermort kills Hermione; Snape kills Hagrid.
July 9th, 2007
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Do yourself a favor and stop speculating on what's going to happen, because Rowling is too smart to let anyone guess what's going to happen. Just wait 10 more days.
July 9th, 2007
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Do everyone else a favour and shut the f*ck up. Please and thank you.
July 17th, 2007
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Dolby does die. It's not speculating. The book's been leaked already.
July 9th, 2007
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Blue his house with a blue little window.
July 9th, 2007
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Fine by me.
July 9th, 2007
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Song makes it
July 10th, 2007
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Song makes it
July 17th, 2007
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btw you mispelled dolby
July 20th, 2007
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Yeah, and you misspelled 'assface' in your name.
July 17th, 2007
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anyone who believes this is retarted. there are a million sites like this
July 20th, 2007
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'anyone who believes this is "retarted"' Go choke and die you f*cking idiot.
July 25th, 2007
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Bellatrix kills dobby
July 28th, 2007
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Hey sh*tdick. Look at the creation date. Got half of it right, didn't I? And if you want to completely nerd out, I'm pretty sure Bellatrix is related to the Malfoys due to all that backwoods pureblood inbreeding sh*t that goes on in Rowling's fantasy land.
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When I read the part where Dobby dies, my first thought was that this site was half-right. The Eiffel 65 song is what kept it in my memory
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Wait, what I typed didn't make clear sense. Shoulda said "When I actually read the part in the book where Dobby dies..."
August 7th, 2007
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its pretty funny that you made this based on a song before the book came out and you got it right