I'm an ass
Created on: July 16th, 2007
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This *IS* (or was) legit. There were 1,167 views and 56 clicks and it was up for approximately 15 minutes. Cost me $17.04

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1 http://ytmnsfw.com/users/skidmarx/
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lmfao I salute your legit-ness.
July 16th, 2007
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lol if that is legit you get a five, if not you get a mother f*cking five
July 16th, 2007
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5'd because I actually went to check and you are correct sir!
July 16th, 2007
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just don't click on it... after it hits $15 today it will shut down
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I thought Hermione doesn't die. I thought she marries Ron.
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They both die from teh buttsecks.
July 16th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH!
July 16th, 2007
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I am laughing so hard right now.
July 16th, 2007
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nerds tend to laugh at stupid things.
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french bread gets a cookie for his 1337 correctness
July 17th, 2007
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nerds tend to laugh at stupid things.
July 17th, 2007
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That's why I laugh at you.
July 16th, 2007
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at first I didn't see what was so great, then I saw the ad on the right and laughed my f*ckin *ss off. You need to put a small red circle around it for idiots like me. Also, any way to put more money into it so it stays up there longer?
July 16th, 2007
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that is realllly funny.
July 16th, 2007
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I didn't realize being an *ssh*le could be so expensive
July 16th, 2007
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you sir are an *ssh*le, 5'd
July 16th, 2007
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lawl
July 16th, 2007
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Looks like it is gone now
July 16th, 2007
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nevermind... now to really ramp things up... I'm putting it on the main correct spelling :)
July 16th, 2007
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how much ya pay AdSense for the link?
July 16th, 2007
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So Hermione gets date raped and then murdered. Vaary nicce.
July 16th, 2007
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OK, I now have it set for the actual keyword "harry potter"... right now it is set to $0.40 CPC on "harry potter" so for the love of god don't click on it (or it will get removed quicker)
July 16th, 2007
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lulz, lulz hard
July 16th, 2007
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it got taken down already, lol
July 16th, 2007
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RAWR!
July 16th, 2007
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Looks like it cost me about $2
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Yeah, pal, I know from experience too, considering how I'm a girl. All you need is soap and water. The vagina is self-cleaning. You don't have to introduce harmful chemicals (those that are found in douches) into it. And you do realize that many girls get those "brown crotch stains" because they are getting close to their menstrual cycle, right? We can't control it, and douching will simply be unneeded because the menstrual blood will clean everything out for us. So why don't you just back off, dickwad.
July 16th, 2007
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Tampons have one weakness...
July 16th, 2007
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Toxic Shock Syndrome
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I knew a kid that drank a dissolved tampon.
July 17th, 2007
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^OMG.. HAHHAAHAH WTF.
July 17th, 2007
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Who is smeagolisfree talking to? LOL no one was talking about douches
July 17th, 2007
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I bet you smell like dead clams from a mile away.
July 17th, 2007
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Smea how large is your penis?
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OVER 9000 (nanometers)
July 16th, 2007
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down again, but still an epic win
July 16th, 2007
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damn it, i knew i shouldnt have come on ytmnd this week. F*CK! oh well, u get a five for spongebob
July 16th, 2007
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SCREENSHOT OF GOOGLE.COM FUNNY JOKES VOTE 5
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I THOUGHT HERMIONE DOESNT DIE OMG WTF
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Next time have the link point to deathlyhollows.ytmnd.com
July 16th, 2007
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rofl
July 16th, 2007
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I need some proof of spoilers! Anyone can say this person dies but I need some proof... I do believe that you put it on google though proof and I will give you a 5
July 16th, 2007
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oh but i'll only make it a 4 because you are using a mac or safari
July 16th, 2007
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MADE OF WIN, GO YTMND.COM!!!
July 16th, 2007
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5'd for being an *ssh*le. Thanks for the laugh!
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This is not legit. Nobody knows the ending to the book except the author. She didn't even tell her own family. Every theory about the 7th book to this date is wrong. Have a good day.
July 16th, 2007
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You have balls, man. Big, brass cahones. 4'd your information, I salute you.
July 16th, 2007
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a true patriot of the internets
July 16th, 2007
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nice
July 16th, 2007
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The only reason I'm not 1'ing it is because you were the one that put it up.
July 16th, 2007
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I wonder how many avid Potter fans actually believed this and despaired......
July 16th, 2007
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ROFL I HATE SPOILER YTMNDS BUt GOOD SOUND AND SEARCH.
July 16th, 2007
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TEH WIN 5'd FGJ
July 16th, 2007
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sh*t
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One of the best quotes from spongebob.
July 17th, 2007
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Aren't you homos too old for Harry Pothead anyway?
July 17th, 2007
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Hermione marries Ron and has babies
July 17th, 2007
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Change the song to "I'm an *ssh*le" by that one guy.
July 17th, 2007
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Hermoine lives. Idiot. Burbage dies on pg. 12 Hedwig dies on pg. 56 Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78 Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159 Wormtail dies on pg. 471 Dobby dies on pg. 476 Snape dies on pg. 658 Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637 Harry gets f*cked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724 Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743 19 years after the events in the book: Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo Harry has married Ginn
July 17th, 2007
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you're gay for reading harry potter.
July 17th, 2007
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Worst. Episode. Ever!
July 17th, 2007
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Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus. Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together. The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well." "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix lestrange, P. 736
July 17th, 2007
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Tom Hanks f*cks Ginny up the *ss pg 348
July 17th, 2007
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*ssh*le? Nay. You are a GENIUS!
July 17th, 2007
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you rox my sox sir
July 17th, 2007
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but the spoiler is a fake, at least you could have used the real spoilers.
July 17th, 2007
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I didn't realize that at the time... still probably freaked out a bunch of kids
July 17th, 2007
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:)
July 17th, 2007
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"This is a story involing a made up charicter of mine called Freya if enough people like I will write up the rest of the adventures involving her. Sportacus? Stephanie? amd Robbie? Not givein away much yet"
July 17th, 2007
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"This is a cross over fic with Kingdom Hearts and Lazytown. Please give it a try! Summary: Lazytown is in danger, and its up to the heros to set things right, from a unexpect true threat"
July 17th, 2007
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Wut is haryy pottar?
July 17th, 2007
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ABSOTUTELY NOTIN!!111 WAR!111 HUNNN!111 WHAT IS IT GOOD 4!?
July 17th, 2007
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...heh
July 17th, 2007
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LOL. YTMND is win.
July 17th, 2007
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ROFL some people are gonna be unhappy
July 17th, 2007
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no she marrys ron...*spoilers* lol yahoowned!!!!!!! that was an awesome hit for the ytmnd army!!
July 17th, 2007
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before someone berates my *ss its googlenwed...or something....my bad
July 17th, 2007
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going to cost me a fortune...Edit: Down because it hit the $15 LOL A FORTUNE. fail for bribery to be cool.
July 17th, 2007
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Except that it's $15 a day and he's probably keeping it up for a while.
July 17th, 2007
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nice site you *ssh*le
July 17th, 2007
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hermione lives
July 17th, 2007
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LMAO that is made of pure win.
July 17th, 2007
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you win 30 internets
July 17th, 2007
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5'd for effort.
July 17th, 2007
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Fraid not. http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/
July 17th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH \o/ This is made of win.
July 17th, 2007
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F*CKING FACEBOOK F*GGOT, WE DON'T HAVE FRIENDS HERE4 ON THE INTERNET.
July 17th, 2007
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haha i hope she does but gets groped first :-)
July 17th, 2007
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Cheers!
July 17th, 2007
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for 1. no she doesnt 2. that sound needs to be a fad
July 17th, 2007
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5 for effort, and hopefully this upvote will fill the emotional void that was created by you wasting money on something like this
July 17th, 2007
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DOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
July 17th, 2007
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Safety not guaranteed FTW.
July 17th, 2007
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AWESOME
July 17th, 2007
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HAY FELLOW WISCONSINF*G
September 22nd, 2007
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HAY! I'm from WI too. pure win up in this ma.
July 17th, 2007
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wow not nsfw anymore it was like 30 seconds ago
July 17th, 2007
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I removed some of the language that may be NSFW (namely the part after ass) and changed it back... should be fine now
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
July 17th, 2007
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Oh god 5'd.
July 17th, 2007
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5'd for excellency in plot-spoiling.
July 17th, 2007
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sh*t i lol'd
July 17th, 2007
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Awesome...
July 17th, 2007
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gay *ss browser newb with toolbars!
July 17th, 2007
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I can only offer three stars, as my girlfriend promptly put a foot in my *ss after showing her this. Good work, though... I hope many others are inspired to pay Google to ruin hundreds of people's "lives".
July 17th, 2007
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+6 for patriotism to the cause!!!
July 17th, 2007
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lol
July 18th, 2007
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Downvoted because you use a mac, loser!
July 18th, 2007
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aahhahahahahahahahahhahahhhaaaahahah
July 18th, 2007
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There should be a NSFHarryNerds thing. Or not.
July 18th, 2007
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Upvoted for Mac OS!
July 18th, 2007
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lol
July 18th, 2007
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GUYZ I TOK HUMOR TO A NEW LEVEL BECUZ I BOT A AD ON GOGLE BUT IT SPOILS THE NEW HAIRY POTER BOOK
July 18th, 2007
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You...are an amazing person, and also an amazing jackass. Not sure what to think of this. ^_^;