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July 18th, 2007
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lol buttsecs
July 18th, 2007
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2nd!!!!
July 18th, 2007
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lol, buttsecks
July 18th, 2007
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lol buttsecs
July 18th, 2007
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dude that literally scared me sh*tless
July 18th, 2007
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it might be clever if... no, not clever.
July 18th, 2007
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This would have been better if you had realized that gold melts at... 1337 degrees Kelvin.
July 18th, 2007
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im supposing you just starting going somewhere and was happy as hell when you found a coincidence
July 18th, 2007
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when i saw 1969 i expected something about the moon landing
July 19th, 2007
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Butsecs!?
July 19th, 2007
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It's not lacking any 1337, gold, and satanic buttseks! And that's what real women need! Neuhahheuheuhah
July 19th, 2007
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^women aren't l337, TEY SHOD BE UP COOKIN BREKFAS O SOMETIN
July 19th, 2007
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lol, buttsecks
July 20th, 2007
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I lol'd at the "As im sure you've figured out, 79 is the atomic number for gold" part.
July 22nd, 2007
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this explains everything not just some simple "buttshekx"
July 25th, 2007
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Downvoters get buttsechsrape
August 23rd, 2007
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Woodstock was also in '69, so we're all Satan-worshiping hippies (also moonlanding)
July 18th, 2007
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holy sh*t new fav ytmnd
August 3rd, 2007
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what he said. best WTF!!! bomb site ever.
July 18th, 2007
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Hold on, I think I have some "Loose Change" in my pocket.
July 18th, 2007
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I c wut you did zere.
July 18th, 2007
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the jews were behind 13/37, like 9/11 and 7/11 before it. bastahds.
July 18th, 2007
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haha
July 18th, 2007
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+1 for not going with the obvious three 666's
July 21st, 2007
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three 666's is 1998
July 18th, 2007
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1969 in the sunshine
July 28th, 2007
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Yay for Boards of Canada reference.
July 18th, 2007
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There is only one word to describe this site's awesomeness. "FAV!"
July 18th, 2007
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I have to admit, amusing.
July 18th, 2007
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awesome..
July 18th, 2007
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loo
July 18th, 2007
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ool
July 18th, 2007
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oh sh*t im f*cked!!
July 18th, 2007
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good form
July 18th, 2007
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I like to call this "1337 5(_)|O3|24\/\/350M3 M394 |O\/\/N493!!!11!!1!!!one!!!111!!eleven!!!1"
July 18th, 2007
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I actually HAD to decipher that before I could continue reading comments. I think I might have OCD.
July 18th, 2007
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Lol so did I. Didn't take too long though.
July 18th, 2007
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This is like super 1337 language. I used to write essay's like this to piss of my teachers. Wtf is (_) = O? // = ? I forgot what 9 was. Argh!
July 24th, 2007
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C+, you'll shoot your eye out!
July 18th, 2007
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WIN!
July 18th, 2007
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5
July 18th, 2007
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Genius.
July 18th, 2007
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well this has got to be the most overrated site in history - mirite?
July 18th, 2007
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Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations, and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be
July 18th, 2007
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the unfunny truth
July 18th, 2007
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I have something else satanic to add 1-3-3-7 if you multiply the last two digits you get 21. So now you have 1-3-21, 21 plus 3 equals 24. 1-24, 24 minus 1 equals 23 the apparently evil number!
July 18th, 2007
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w...wha?? x_X
July 18th, 2007
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you mean 1 minus 24 which equals negative 23 which should be even more evil!
July 18th, 2007
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^YOU KNOW MICHAEL JORDAN WORE THAT NUMBER F*GS
July 18th, 2007
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^Jim Carrey not amused.
July 18th, 2007
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haha, so random. this is amazing
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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RAWR!
July 18th, 2007
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YOU WIN...A F*CKING 5!!!111
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Please can I have the "WTF BOOM" sound. =)
July 18th, 2007
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Brilliant connections right there.
July 18th, 2007
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so random, this is very close to how my brain functions
July 18th, 2007
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OH LAWD
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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Not to nitpick, but the Satanic Bible didn't really have anything to do with Satan. This is still f*cking awesome, though.
July 18th, 2007
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agree about the satanic bible, but William Blake was a good call (a much better Satanist than LaVey anyday)
July 19th, 2007
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Satan=Jack Thompson
July 19th, 2007
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Yea, well, it's their fault that they chose to use the word Satan to describe themselves. So they deserve all the misconceptions they get.
July 18th, 2007
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What did I just watch
July 18th, 2007
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1969 is also the null date for most databases, aka Dec 31, 1969, since the unix date for time beginning is Jan 1, 1970, so we can all be considered null as well
July 18th, 2007
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hahaha
July 18th, 2007
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Neat. But in reality you can find any number you want to within any series of numbers you want by proxy.
July 18th, 2007
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5 for mars
July 18th, 2007
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Hahaha, thank you for making me laugh so hard.
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We are all going to die. Painfully. And your God won't be there. > themagic.ytmnd.com <
July 18th, 2007
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you have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to figure all of that out.
July 18th, 2007
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Dr. 1337 is still getting laid.
July 18th, 2007
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HOLY SH*TTING DICK NIPPLES BATMAN THE DEVIL PLAYS CS!!!
July 18th, 2007
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lol wtf...too much time on your hands
July 18th, 2007
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I always knew the number 1337 was evil in some way, this confirms it.
July 18th, 2007
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Its spoiler mania! I need a spoiler for Harry Potter! I need a spoiler for TV! I need a spoiler for World War2! I need a spoiler for Virginia Tech! I need a spoiler for my day tommorow! I need a spoiler for washing my ass! I need a spoiler for scratching my nuts! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jessica Alba spoiler: http://albaspoiler.ytmnd.com/
July 18th, 2007
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55555
July 18th, 2007
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:O
July 18th, 2007
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MIND F*CK!!!!
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This is pretty retarded, but... at the same time, it was entertaining.
July 18th, 2007
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13 + 3 + 7 = 23!!!
July 18th, 2007
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OH SHT
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OMG
July 18th, 2007
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YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND
July 18th, 2007
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^Jim Carrey IS amused. (less complicated then dawpul's)
July 18th, 2007
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Bs
July 18th, 2007
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win
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needs more foot doctor
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5d because any random string of numbers can be made into anything! in binary you could probably make this comment add into 1969
July 18th, 2007
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OMG DUDE I CAN FIND SOME RANDOM THINGS ABOUT A COMMONLY USED NUMBER AND TURN IN INTO SOMETHING EVIL KEEEEEWLL DUUDE! And what's wrong with worshipping Satan?
July 18th, 2007
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All these years I used the number 1337 innocently... What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
July 18th, 2007
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i loled
July 18th, 2007
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Your argument is compelling!
July 18th, 2007
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somebody say my name?
July 18th, 2007
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HOLYSH*T YES
July 18th, 2007
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Haha, blackwolf4 is a stupid peice of sh*t btw, kthxbai.
July 18th, 2007
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i read the satanic bible, i actually enjoyed it
July 18th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O :O :O :O :O :O
July 18th, 2007
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I really hope you didn't take the take to do all those mathematical equations, hoping to find something.
July 18th, 2007
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i don't get the converting to decimals part. how does 10000 equal 16? if someone could explain id gladly give a 5 am i missing something or just slow?
July 18th, 2007
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10000 in binary = 16 in decimal 1=1 10=2 11=3 100=4 101=5 etc >.> <.<
July 18th, 2007
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binary.....learn it.
July 18th, 2007
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holy gods batman i hate math i didnt get past geometry in high school, yet im still a state cert. fire/emt
July 18th, 2007
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u own
July 18th, 2007
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needs more "rise of satan" and "unfunny truth"
July 18th, 2007
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that was awsome nice work with the sound too
July 18th, 2007
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that wasn't a stretch at all.
July 18th, 2007
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The best part was hearing "What the f*ck?! Kaboom" for the 1000th time.
July 18th, 2007
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Actually I thought in this particular site it fit well and was not used stereotypically
July 19th, 2007
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I thought it was a cliched ending with poor execution and stale jokes.
July 18th, 2007
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All you did was lie. F*ck you
July 18th, 2007
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bad syncing, oh and bad site
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I love how long it took to reveal the "un'funny" truth, it was good enough for a five.
July 18th, 2007
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so does this mean all chemists will go to hell?
July 18th, 2007
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That has to be the best use of WHAT THE FU- I've ever seen.
July 18th, 2007
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Was not expecting that...
July 18th, 2007
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I ALSO SEE 666 IN THERE LOL.
July 18th, 2007
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That was great!
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hilarious and awesome!
July 18th, 2007
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awesome
July 18th, 2007
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youre probably the best person ever.
July 18th, 2007
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best laugh i've had on this site so far lol
July 18th, 2007
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This is Jeff Goldblum right?
July 18th, 2007
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This holds together better than The Bible Code.
July 18th, 2007
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way to much time into this but i must 5 for pure f*cking awsome
July 18th, 2007
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o
July 18th, 2007
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great use of WHAT THE FUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
July 18th, 2007
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and YOU get a five
July 18th, 2007
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SATAN HELPED AMERICA LAND ON THE MOON!
July 18th, 2007
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I was expecting 666, but that works too.
July 18th, 2007
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THIS F*CKING SCARED ME also fived for Mars
July 18th, 2007
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nice
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Holy Goddamn crap. And someone actually did this?!?!?!!? Fav'd.
July 18th, 2007
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YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE THE NUMBERS LINK TO 9/11
July 18th, 2007
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Damn you Internet!
July 18th, 2007
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Haha.
July 18th, 2007
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Gustav Holst is an auto-win in my book.
July 18th, 2007
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lmao! not
July 18th, 2007
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epic. that is all.
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cliched unfunny sh*t
July 18th, 2007
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Six six six--the Number of the Beast! Six six six, the one for you and me.
July 18th, 2007
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I understood that completely, I am glad I looked at this...
July 18th, 2007
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oh im so glad i was informed of that i feel much more safe!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2007
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you've sure read the hell out of that satanic bible
July 18th, 2007
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informaTIONAL...hilarious...and kewl...insta 4...and my bad spelling allows for 1 more point...so a 5
July 18th, 2007
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This reminds me of WIN.
July 18th, 2007
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Good stuff.
July 18th, 2007
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1d for wasting your time
July 18th, 2007
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y'all know I be strippin in the evenins
July 18th, 2007
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IC WUT U DID THUR!~1
July 18th, 2007
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It's also the year we landed on the moon.
July 18th, 2007
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too bad religion is a sham.
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ARBITRARY MATH HAS DAMNED US ALL TO AN ETERNITY OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS!
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lol, self reply.
July 18th, 2007
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5'd for truth
July 18th, 2007
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By your logic, I am the planet mars.
July 18th, 2007
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My face hurts from laughing so much
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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Having doubtlessly wasted hours of your life to dicover all of this you are a man after my own heart...I honor such effort with 5 stars of approval!
July 18th, 2007
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it all makes sense now
July 18th, 2007
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superbe
July 18th, 2007
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5'd and fav'd for the music. holst wins.
July 18th, 2007
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Heil Satan! luls, he's 1337
July 18th, 2007
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Not in town
July 18th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2007
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OH SHI-
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Funny
July 18th, 2007
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lol
July 18th, 2007
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LOL funny as Sh*t 1337 1337-5*
July 18th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T BRACE FOR EPIC
July 18th, 2007
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was that girl getting biten on the va jay jay by a dragon?
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please tell me you didn't find out about this yourself, tell me you read in somewhere!
July 18th, 2007
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the melting point of gold is 1337 OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR F*CKING MIND
July 18th, 2007
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Take off the 19.
July 18th, 2007
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omfg, lolz.
July 18th, 2007
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DEAR LORD.
July 18th, 2007
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LOL!
July 18th, 2007
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why do people like this
July 19th, 2007
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why?
July 19th, 2007
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why?
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
July 25th, 2007
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No Wai!
July 18th, 2007
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3-in-a-row .. one more commented. i guess in a world filled with infinite amounts of numbers that relate to everything.. chances are there will be infinite coincidences as well
July 18th, 2007
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haha, bravo for going through the work for that boy. also, morons its buttsechs. the only time you use k in in gay seks
July 19th, 2007
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I always knew that number was evil, good luck getting buttraped in hell c*ckf*gs!
July 19th, 2007
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That should be in Oprah's book club.
July 19th, 2007
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if you actually knew anything about the satanic bible you would know that they don't worship satan they worship themselves
July 19th, 2007
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Win on so many levels. Well done.
July 19th, 2007
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Hahaha ur stupid...yet brilliant at the same time....6.9
July 19th, 2007
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I don't want to one you, but I just want you to get a 5.
July 19th, 2007
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I would have stopped it at 1337 = gold 5'd for buttsecks
July 19th, 2007
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Before we started hacking off numbers, it was going somewhere. Even before the year. Even before mention of the Satanic bible. It'd be plausable to say something about the hippies in 69, but wots there now is sh*t.
July 19th, 2007
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nice song choice
July 19th, 2007
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5'd for using numbers
July 19th, 2007
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should be a fad
July 19th, 2007
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Gj lol
July 19th, 2007
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More than 1969 people died in 9/11. THE CONNECTION IS CLEAR!
July 19th, 2007
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6669
July 19th, 2007
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If you dont five this your a piece of sh*t!!! Loved it rofl
July 19th, 2007
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not long enough, otherwise ok...
July 19th, 2007
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I lol'd. Nice work.
July 19th, 2007
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You can't just axe all the decimals until you get 1969.
July 19th, 2007
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Wins so hard.
July 19th, 2007
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roflcopter.
July 19th, 2007
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did Zach Griffin make this?
July 19th, 2007
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THIS IS THE MOST EPIC OF WIN!
July 19th, 2007
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XD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL
July 19th, 2007
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I see no flaw in this logic.
July 19th, 2007
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You are an idiot. If you actually read the Satanic Bible you would know it has nothing to do with worshiping the devil. Try doing some research before you make claims.
July 19th, 2007
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1969 SHUT THE F*CK UP.
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lol buttsecs
July 20th, 2007
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no, but it does involve rituals that require masterbation at an alter on certian dates. either way you fail.
July 20th, 2007
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errr...masturbation.
July 19th, 2007
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Awesome, but yeah, when LaVeyan Satanism talks about Satan, they mean it as a symbol using it's root meaning "adversary." LaVeyan Satanists believe actual Satan-worshipers are just self-denying Christians themselves, since after all they both do abide by a not-so-different guidline to code of conduct, something that LaVeyan Satanism frowns upon religiously. Now time to go masturbate.
July 19th, 2007
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Amazing.
July 19th, 2007
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hahahahahhahahahah nice one
July 19th, 2007
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rofl this is f*cking hilarious
July 19th, 2007
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I'm not following you.
July 19th, 2007
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This site is 1337!
July 19th, 2007
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hahahahha
July 19th, 2007
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
July 19th, 2007
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Oh I f*cking lol'd, hard, seriously. I had nooo idea where you were taking that, then BLAM!!! Oh sh*t, we're all goin to hell...
July 19th, 2007
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EVIL SATAN
July 19th, 2007
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my life will never be the same again *head asplodes*
July 19th, 2007
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So, how would I go about getting the sound clip of the WHAT THE FUBOOOOOOMMM?
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