Jeff Goldblum is fascinated
Created on: August 21st, 2007
Jeff Goldblum is fascinated
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that Jeff Goldblum will not be contained. Jeff Goldblum breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.

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August 21st, 2007
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I saw this, He's such a weirdo.
August 21st, 2007
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August 21st, 2007
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lolol
August 21st, 2007
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Think they'll have that on the tour?
August 21st, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 21st, 2007
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makes me wonder what it was like before you changed it around like that
August 29th, 2007
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But he poops from there.
August 21st, 2007
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5'd before I think about it too hard!
August 21st, 2007
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Nice edits
August 21st, 2007
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hilarious! nice edits!!
August 21st, 2007
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I love conan, but he tries too hard sometimes.
August 21st, 2007
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The "rrrrows" that built up during the standby music sealed the 5.
August 21st, 2007
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I was just about the make this site
August 21st, 2007
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August 21st, 2007
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Gold.
August 21st, 2007
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Blum.
August 22nd, 2007
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, jeff
August 21st, 2007
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+1 for the domain
August 23rd, 2007
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Scrolled back up to see the doman. It = 5.
August 21st, 2007
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oh I get it. so jeff goldblum looks like he's having sex
August 22nd, 2007
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It doesn't say Mr. Obvious next to your name. Hmmm.......
August 22nd, 2007
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Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
August 22nd, 2007
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Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
August 22nd, 2007
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Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
August 22nd, 2007
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or yours
August 23rd, 2007
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Features must realy be: idiots that make good sites, or people that are smart but make bad sites. This man is the first one.
August 23rd, 2007
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Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
August 24th, 2007
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C-C-C-COMBO...Continuation. Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmm......
August 29th, 2007
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^ good try friend. honestly.
August 21st, 2007
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7'd for domain and description
August 21st, 2007
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5'd for the fallout transition
August 26th, 2007
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yay fallout!
August 21st, 2007
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standing by
August 21st, 2007
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this was a solid 3 until the end music mixed with harrrllz
August 21st, 2007
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Yeah I was gonna 2 it but that was pretty good.
August 21st, 2007
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Required viewing: http://jeffgoldblum.ytmnd.com
August 21st, 2007
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Good. Overrated but good.
August 21st, 2007
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We need another Jeff Goldblum Fansite...
August 21st, 2007
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August 21st, 2007
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You had me at rrrrrr. But you had to go the extra length and add the stand by. My god man this one of my favorite sites ever. Incredible.
August 21st, 2007
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or at the very least, one of my favorites of yours.
August 22nd, 2007
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you had me at molecular decimation.
August 21st, 2007
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I downloaded this interview. Also, Jeff loves pie.
August 21st, 2007
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You stole my indian please stand by image!!! LOL
August 21st, 2007
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5 worthy
August 21st, 2007
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what's going on
August 21st, 2007
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rawr.
August 21st, 2007
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EPIC
August 21st, 2007
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fav'd
August 21st, 2007
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ur one of teh calmist guys i ever met...
August 21st, 2007
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haehahahahearha
August 21st, 2007
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I didn't find it that good.
August 21st, 2007
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Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit!
August 21st, 2007
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Oh man. What happened during the Standy By cut? :(
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UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH, UHH, UHH, UHH, UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHHUHHUHHUHH---
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Best laugh I've had all day. Orgasmic stuff you have here.
August 22nd, 2007
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fartknocker
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c*ckblocker
August 23rd, 2007
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We shouldn't be blocking his c*ck, we should be GUIDING it...
August 21st, 2007
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in before lovethyconan
August 22nd, 2007
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lulz!
August 22nd, 2007
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i lol'd out loud
August 22nd, 2007
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rawr! (rar rar rar)
August 22nd, 2007
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oh mister goldblum... where for art thou
August 22nd, 2007
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THE EYE GOES TO GOLDBLUM
August 22nd, 2007
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LOL, but, I stood by, and nothing happened.
August 22nd, 2007
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Some species that was obliterated by deforestation...
August 22nd, 2007
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I'm fairly alarmed here.
August 22nd, 2007
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Elevator music make much funnier by Jeff's grunting
August 22nd, 2007
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pretty worthless
August 22nd, 2007
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I too am fascinated!
August 22nd, 2007
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Veni.
August 22nd, 2007
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Conan/ Goldblum are my OTP! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
August 22nd, 2007
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Another site where I laughed out loud. I believe YTMND is good again!
August 22nd, 2007
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amazing
August 22nd, 2007
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Must go faster, indeed!
August 22nd, 2007
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I lol'd. Bonus points for NGE music.
August 22nd, 2007
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Goldblum has the most bizarre laugh in history. lmao
September 9th, 2007
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The Icing on the f*cking cake...so god damn funny
August 22nd, 2007
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How is he going to get the splinters out of his dick?
August 22nd, 2007
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...
August 22nd, 2007
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Ha Harr haharr hahaaar!
August 22nd, 2007
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I'm fascinated with how much you suck.
August 22nd, 2007
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im glad you added his laugh...his cackle.
August 22nd, 2007
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epic win
August 22nd, 2007
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amazing. thank you.
August 22nd, 2007
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is this the highest rated ytmnd ever? it could be... unless some f*g made a crappy ytmnd at 5 in the morning, on labor day and voted 5 for it with his 20 different accounts.
August 22nd, 2007
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Please stand by....hahaHAHA!
August 22nd, 2007
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that table is a whore.
August 22nd, 2007
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This really made my laugh.
August 22nd, 2007
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mine too
August 22nd, 2007
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Is there anything Jeff Goldblum won't dry hump?
August 22nd, 2007
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LMFAO LOL!!! F*CKING GOLDBLUM!! LOL! CONAN O'BRIEN FTW!
August 22nd, 2007
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one of my favorite actors, too bad he is clinically insane.
August 22nd, 2007
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Too bad he's AWESOME
August 22nd, 2007
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5 for domain name
August 22nd, 2007
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You should have mentioned fallout in the citations. 5 for that, though.
August 22nd, 2007
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I didn't take anything from fallout. Unless thats where the 'please stand by' image comes from. I found that cause it's all over the internets
August 22nd, 2007
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Ah I guess you're right. Well I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone by citing it. Consider this an impromptu citation
August 22nd, 2007
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lol
August 22nd, 2007
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Logged in to 5 this, you bastard.
August 22nd, 2007
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RAAWR, ARR AUGGAHHHAUUG. IDK it's pretty hard to make that into text.
August 22nd, 2007
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I'm actually finding myself laughing more at these comments than the site itself XD
August 22nd, 2007
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5d for fallout fallout 3 comes out in 08 ^_^
August 22nd, 2007
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television-related
August 22nd, 2007
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See, that's exactly what I'm saying. Nobody would have predicted that Dr. Grant would have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
August 22nd, 2007
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Dear God my eyes & ears. xD
August 22nd, 2007
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Fascinating.
August 22nd, 2007
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Perfectly done YTMND 5 stars
August 22nd, 2007
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this is surpringly bad given the great source material.
August 22nd, 2007
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huh-huh-huh-ARRrr..hehehe-haHAhaARRAH!!!
August 22nd, 2007
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the extra jeff audio at the end is super bonus good
August 22nd, 2007
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must go faster!
August 22nd, 2007
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you get a extra star for the description. lol
August 22nd, 2007
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NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
August 23rd, 2007
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this site actually gets funnier everytime i watch it
August 24th, 2007
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Keaton has spoken. Let us all witness the glorious YTMND for hours and hours, until the dawn of the fourth day, when there will be much rejoicing in the third coming of Max.
August 23rd, 2007
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Oh my god...this is epic. I laughed out loud, big time. The grunts at the end was the cherry on top!
August 23rd, 2007
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS A CONANSAUR JESUS CHRIST THIS SITE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSS
August 23rd, 2007
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WHAT. THE. F*CK. Fav'd.
August 23rd, 2007
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5 for fallout and bloomhump
August 23rd, 2007
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Okay, I was originally going to give a 4, but then I read the site description and changed it to a 5. My favorite part is the laughing in time with the music at the end.
August 23rd, 2007
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lol i actually saw this episode!!! WIN!
August 23rd, 2007
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lol, keywords
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Maybe I'm the only one who felt this, but when the humping sounds started getting faster I expected a WTF BOOM! That would have been so much better.
August 23rd, 2007
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The wtf bomb is overused.
August 23rd, 2007
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Slight sync problems.
August 23rd, 2007
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No way dude, that's your computer. I spent a lot of time to ensure proper sync
August 23rd, 2007
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thought it was only OK until I heard Goldblum laughing to the tune
August 23rd, 2007
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Would've voted 4, but the domain name and the description push this one over the top.
August 23rd, 2007
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win the for!
August 24th, 2007
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What the f*ck just happened.
August 24th, 2007
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She has to touch. She can't not touch. She can't not touch.
August 24th, 2007
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AND GOES HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
August 24th, 2007
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LULZ
August 25th, 2007
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mmmh da da da, ah, wah-pow, wah-pow!
August 25th, 2007
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No.. No no no for the love of god no. Not even close.
August 25th, 2007
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hehehehehr arr ehehehehm, huHAH raHAHR!
August 25th, 2007
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I've seen this site about 50 times, and it's still great, great fun! wow!
August 25th, 2007
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Please stand by = instant win
August 25th, 2007
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INSTA 5'D FOR KEYWORDS FROM MAN WITH NO NAME, TELEPORT QUOTE IN KEYWORDS
August 26th, 2007
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ur hesitancy has cost u dearly...the wizard sensing your apprehenshun unleashes a fatal bolt of vengeance! LOLOLZ!!1!!@!
August 26th, 2007
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Win
August 26th, 2007
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He's also watching you poop
August 26th, 2007
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5'd for NGE
August 26th, 2007
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FIVES ALL AROUND!
August 26th, 2007
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I was in the process of giving this a four when I heard the very last sound clip right before it ended. 5.
August 27th, 2007
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I get what youre trying to say about the Goldblum in all of us being freed by Outrageous desk pleasure. ARTMND this aint - i lulzd, you win.
August 27th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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ROFL
August 27th, 2007
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5 for absolutely f*cking everything about this site.
August 28th, 2007
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F*cking hilarious
August 28th, 2007
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anything w/ jeff goldblum=5stars
August 28th, 2007
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you, you
August 28th, 2007
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please stand by laughs made me.... bust a ut,tuk556u7e5.6 i'.ue56m 8 ;e 5;'e5;5;] ;,udldm[khfHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh~~~.
August 29th, 2007
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Increase your rate of climb.
August 29th, 2007
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Not since the grover remix have I laughed this hard.
August 29th, 2007
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upvoting FTW ^_^
August 29th, 2007
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5'd for Jeff Goldblum
August 30th, 2007
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lmao, that is brilliant.
August 30th, 2007
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win. win shipped by the truckloads.
September 11th, 2007
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lol, got banned from the WoW forums for posting it there.
September 13th, 2007
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letting it sink in during the classic Indian test pattern is nice
September 13th, 2007
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i love the ability of ytmnd to magnify awkward moments...
September 21st, 2007
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This makes me want to watch Jurassic Park.
December 18th, 2007
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dont know how i missed this one.
February 4th, 2008
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I showed my YTMNDs to my dad recently, he had good things to say about most all of them, but none of my other sites came close to this one in terms of making him laugh out loud hysterically. Not what I expected at all.
May 17th, 2009
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Dude, this site is a true piece of art. I'm certain even Goldblum would burst out in laughter.
February 23rd, 2008
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1. love the jurassic park references 2. PERFECT standby music
April 16th, 2008
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that cackle-sync with the music at the end is what really did it for me. You should try a whole song of just that.
August 4th, 2009
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5
October 22nd, 2009
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5 for mixing the goldblum laugh into the song
December 20th, 2009
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I love this one haha
March 13th, 2010
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Love it.