and that's why Americans can't locate the U.S.
Created on: August 25th, 2007
and that's why Americans can't locate the U.S.
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August 25th, 2007
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lol, blondes.
August 25th, 2007
(169)
*turns on sink* That's how water is made!
August 25th, 2007
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Theres No Difference Between .002$ And .002
August 25th, 2007
(40)
Thanks you *ssh*les for making my food come out my nose.
August 25th, 2007
(102)
bet she makes that same exact face when she's cleaning dishes or when someone cums in her hair
August 25th, 2007
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lol she won too
August 25th, 2007
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**I move away from the mic to embarras myself.
August 25th, 2007
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I lol'd.. its just a youtube rip :|
August 25th, 2007
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holy sh*t a dumb bitch f*cked up a question pertaining to the USA well now I know what it's like here a hur hur hur
August 25th, 2007
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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
August 25th, 2007
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I think she's a genious. She was demonstrating how bad americans can be at geography....or putting sentences together...or staying on subject. So actually she answered the question perfectly.
August 25th, 2007
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*genius
August 25th, 2007
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I'm from the Iraq.
August 25th, 2007
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WOW WHAT THE F*CK.. how f*cking dumb can you be
August 25th, 2007
(22)
is she smart enough to know that the c*ck goes in the mouth?
August 25th, 2007
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probably not, but you could jsut tell her its a creamsicle and she'll know where it goes
August 25th, 2007
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Someone needs to put a penis in her mouth.
August 25th, 2007
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lol Miss USA's have to throw in kindness to make it look good,er, somewhat, SAVE ETHIOPIANS
August 25th, 2007
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The question's pretty tough (for a Miss Teen USA pageant, not for a normal functioning human) since the only real answer is to trash the American education system, but Miss Teen USA is supposed to be just a ditzy, humble freedom-loving all-American girl, so an overly-political answer would have sh*tcanned her too. Still, her answer could've, y'know... made sense in some way.
August 25th, 2007
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Her dad told her before the show, "If they ask you a question about the world, just add a random Africa in there and you'll score the democratic vote." To which she replied, "I believe, that, uh... Americans, uh, suck your penis for a tiara?"
August 25th, 2007
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To which I replied, "That's right, they do you cute little princess. Now stop talking with your mouth full or you won't get my vote!"
August 25th, 2007
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The first-comment-replies list is like its own miniature comment page.
August 26th, 2007
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I found the Iraq on the google.
August 26th, 2007
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The American school system works well enough... But people don't pay attention in class. If they did, they wouldn't seem so stupid. This chick, however, is a lost cause.
August 26th, 2007
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I REPLIED TO THE FIRST COMMENT SO MY MESSAGE CAN BE THE FIRST ONE SO I GAIN ATTENTION BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION BECAUSE I AM A LOSER THAT NO ONE LISTENS TO.
August 26th, 2007
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f*ck
August 26th, 2007
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without the text, I wouldn't have known that she said "uh, some" near the beginning of her statement. Sounded like "Osama". Figures. The one time I miss the Teen USA competition, something completely retarded comes out of one of their mouths.
August 26th, 2007
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69,000 views?! Oh great we have another HTPAT on our hands.
August 26th, 2007
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I didn't notice all the views til now
August 26th, 2007
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Bitch, ain't nobody talkin bout no south africa. *SLAP*
August 26th, 2007
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Come on, everyone knows that in the American Education system, the state of South Africa and the state of The Iraq aren't getting too high of test scores right now.
August 26th, 2007
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She's so stupid she wouldn't be able to tell if she was getting raped.
August 27th, 2007
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whoever [-]'d natedagr811's comment know that he's right.
August 27th, 2007
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It's called abused feature idiot.
August 27th, 2007
(1)
5'd for switch and such as.
August 27th, 2007
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Agreed. Trap = fun.
August 27th, 2007
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Insta-5 for doing the right thing!
August 27th, 2007
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Everyone put it to NSFW. Another way to discourage views.
August 28th, 2007
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not as epic as parcard, but this is a great switch if anything.
August 28th, 2007
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I found the Iraq on the google. You did what?Also 5 for switch.
August 28th, 2007
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lol http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_re_us/miss_teen_south_carolina
August 29th, 2007
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yes, let's discourage views, that's the way to make YTMND better is to encourage people not to come
August 29th, 2007
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5 for change, lol
August 29th, 2007
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im gonna reply here too and big a big green number
August 30th, 2007
(1)
70% how you look, 20 % how you sound, and 10% what she would look like with my dick in her box.... err 10% what you say.
August 31st, 2007
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This just goes to show that you can get your brains f*cked out.
August 31st, 2007
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shes so f*cking stupid i want to kick her in the mouth and then anally rape her
August 31st, 2007
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SausageKing, you're a f*cking moron. I said to discourage views to prevent another HTPAT and to reduce bandwith costs.
August 31st, 2007
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This rules.
September 1st, 2007
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*puts hands over eyes* I'm invisible!
August 25th, 2007
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lol, South Carolina
August 25th, 2007
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lol, internet
August 25th, 2007
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Hell, I wasn't exactly expecting Connecticut...
August 25th, 2007
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Daaaahh! NOBODY EXPECTS CONNETICUT!
August 25th, 2007
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE CONNETICUT INQUISITION! NOBODY!
August 27th, 2007
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lol, Rhode Island is Connecticut's bitch.
August 31st, 2007
(1)
She's given Bush one to many blow jobs. Bush: "Help the Iraq!" Her: "I'm trying!"
August 25th, 2007
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that is a person who got through school by screwing the pricipal
August 25th, 2007
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I wish I was the principal.
August 25th, 2007
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She's got lips to suck
August 25th, 2007
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Those are what we liked to call D.S.L. Take a moment to think about that.
August 25th, 2007
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Her face has broadband?
August 25th, 2007
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allhailmight wins the thread!
August 25th, 2007
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(her face is built for handling a series of tubes at high speeds)
August 25th, 2007
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Her face can download porn?
August 25th, 2007
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Her face is a Dictionary of the Scots Language?
August 25th, 2007
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I'm posting a comment using her face...
August 25th, 2007
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She should get her face an upgrade. It's all about Comcast digital cable these days.
August 25th, 2007
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Lies. Her face is built for Verizon Fi-Ops.
August 26th, 2007
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Face Internet ftw. Internet is smarter tough.
August 26th, 2007
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I thought it was FiOS... not Fi-Ops.
August 26th, 2007
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its actually black-ops
August 26th, 2007
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There's no such thing as black cops
August 26th, 2007
(7)
wuts this i here about black c*cks?
August 26th, 2007
(4)
That is the primary food group for Ms. Teen USA contestants. Thus the circle of life is complete Simba.
August 27th, 2007
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"Lies. Her face is built for Verizon Fi-Ops." "I thought it was FiOS... not Fi-Ops." "its actually black-ops" "There's no such thing as black cops" "wuts this i here about black c*cks?" <- HAHAHAHA!
August 27th, 2007
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Verizon Fi-Ops to black c*cks. that's YTMND for you. especially when I'm on the last of the good replies.
August 27th, 2007
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her lip gloss is poppin!
September 1st, 2007
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I am the principle.
August 25th, 2007
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everywhere like, such as and... lol
August 26th, 2007
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T-T-T-Totally dude!
August 26th, 2007
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And then everyone clapped at the end.
August 27th, 2007
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Shes only useful as a concubine.
August 29th, 2007
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dsl=dick sucking lips
August 25th, 2007
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hahaha, love it
August 25th, 2007
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Obviously she didn't win Miss Teen 2007....right?
August 25th, 2007
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correct.
August 25th, 2007
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They couldn't locate her anyways.
August 25th, 2007
(3)
LOL @ ^
August 25th, 2007
(5)
>>>Shoover<<< You win 1 Free Internet for that comment
August 25th, 2007
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shoover I just fell in love with you
August 25th, 2007
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Pink status back just for that.
August 25th, 2007
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She got 3rd runner up. 2nd runner was NORTH Carolina.
August 26th, 2007
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lolwut
August 25th, 2007
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Ahahahahahah. How embarassing. Hahaha.
August 25th, 2007
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LOL ignorance
August 25th, 2007
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It just so happens that 1/5 of the population is the U.S army generals and thats why theyre killing more brits than terrorists :P
August 25th, 2007
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wow.
August 25th, 2007
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I can be Miss USA as well if I can just say South Africa and Iraq a lot too.
August 25th, 2007
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I believe the REAL question of the day is....... can SHE locate the U.S. on a world map? Ponder on this. Shouldn't take long.
August 25th, 2007
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I blame south america and iraq.
August 26th, 2007
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I blame South Africa and the Iraq.
August 26th, 2007
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you see, I think the 20% of americans who can't locate the U.S are the immigrants who point towards mexico
August 25th, 2007
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An American friend of mie pointed to AFRICA on a map as being the USA. What the f*ck is wrong with you people.
August 25th, 2007
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pics or it didn't happen
August 27th, 2007
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at least 80% of Americans can spell mine
August 25th, 2007
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Ahhhhahh
August 25th, 2007
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wow, the peroxide must have leaked into her brain
August 25th, 2007
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This is too embarrassing to watch.
August 25th, 2007
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painful to watch.
August 25th, 2007
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EPIC LOGIC & REASONING!!!!111one
August 25th, 2007
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Get the epic sound clip ready.
August 25th, 2007
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This is even funnier with the way you presented it. Nice job.
August 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
August 25th, 2007
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Dumb bitch is dumb.
August 25th, 2007
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she'd have been valedictorian at my high school
August 26th, 2007
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she would have outsmarted you?
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She is physically manifested stupid. She should stick to doing porn where the only word she has to say is "mmrmprphrprglrlglllge".
August 25th, 2007
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lol
August 25th, 2007
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But what if her partners can't find her g-spot...
August 25th, 2007
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Shush! The female g-spot is just a myth!
August 25th, 2007
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I don't think so; maybe it's just hard to find on the female map. It's probably in the general vicinity of the left kneecap.
August 25th, 2007
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The Left Kneecap? Thats Where The 4th Hole Is!
August 25th, 2007
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That's not true the g-spot is not a myth. It's located adjacent to the lost city of Atlantis.
August 25th, 2007
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"But I think I poop from there." "Not right now you don't."
August 26th, 2007
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The female g-spot is not a myth. It's located in South Africa.
August 26th, 2007
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Actually its located in The Iraq. Why do you think we're over there?
August 26th, 2007
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The Iraqis are looking for it too so they can kill people with explosive orgasms, think of the damage they could do!
August 27th, 2007
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"mmrmprphrprglrlglllge" sounds like you are into Murloc porn. Yay for this getting -46 now ^_^
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Murlocs don't say "mmrmprphrprglrlglllge", they say "murfurglgeglugelugflguleuglrle"
August 28th, 2007
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MURLOCS CAN SAY WHATEVER THE WANNA SAY!!!!!! MURLOC POWER
August 29th, 2007
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Or she could come out of the little thing and make a barbwhrbrbrhbwarhbwarhbwr
August 25th, 2007
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Listening comprehension: FAILED
August 26th, 2007
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now the whole internet knows it. but was i the only person who needed captions to understand her listening miscomprehension? i mean, WHEW
August 25th, 2007
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I believe that our education like such as South Africa. I believe.
August 25th, 2007
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america teaches good
August 25th, 2007
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1/5th of americans? i'm going to brand a f*cking U.S. map onto every *ssh*le who didn't know where the f*ck they were on the map, god damn.
August 25th, 2007
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they should of brought out a world map and asked her to point to the US.
August 25th, 2007
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This is why I obsess over REDHEADS. F*cking Jessica Simpson chicken-fish clones lke this.
August 25th, 2007
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*like
August 25th, 2007
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Redheads, huh? Yeah, because Lindsay Lohan is a f*cking rocket scientist.
August 25th, 2007
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Miss Teen New Jersey (runner up who shouldve won) is a redhead
August 25th, 2007
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Damn. Alyssa Campanella can hold down my "B" button anytime.
August 25th, 2007
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okay this is biased because I am an acquaintence of alyssa (saved my *ss more than once in history class) so uh yeah, f*ck you
August 25th, 2007
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Holy everliving f*ck, I think she went to my highschool.
August 26th, 2007
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All you need is a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and your set.
August 27th, 2007
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ariel has no legs
August 25th, 2007
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wow..... just, wow
August 25th, 2007
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What the f*ck is she talking about?
August 25th, 2007
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I was expecting her to say something like, "Uh. It was the Terrorists".
August 25th, 2007
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you mean "terrists"
August 26th, 2007
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that's Bush's line
August 25th, 2007
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Dumb bitch is dumb.
August 31st, 2007
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Long cat is long. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself :(
August 31st, 2007
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More like long bitch is long.
August 25th, 2007
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August 25th, 2007
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It's o.k. she's a hot blonde so she doesn't have to find the U.S. on a map...or talk for that matter.
August 25th, 2007
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Future American President
August 26th, 2007
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The whole Senate and House would be blown...apart.
August 25th, 2007
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ROFLMAO. ahhahahaah
August 25th, 2007
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stupid bitch
August 25th, 2007
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I ain't gettin no sound :(
August 25th, 2007
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NVM I'm an idiot. I'm almost as stupid as that bitch on there.
August 29th, 2007
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Mute button huh
August 25th, 2007
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W-hat?
August 25th, 2007
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I'm South African, our educations crap now, but that was just LOLOL
August 25th, 2007
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HA, f*cking whore, stick to what you're good at and make me a sandwhich.
August 25th, 2007
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God damn. What a f*cking c*nt.
August 25th, 2007
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i hate my life.
August 25th, 2007
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good thing she's pretty becuase she won't be able to do any other job.
August 25th, 2007
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Guess that's why they call it a beauty pageant and not an intellect pageant.
August 25th, 2007
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it too bad they don't have intellect pageants! maybe if they did people would know where the usa is on a map. oh sure, there are spelling bees and science fairs, but everyone knows that those things are bullsh*t. you don't get a diamond and pearl incrusted crown for winning anything like that.
August 25th, 2007
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thhhhe caaaa... ta in theee... haatt.... f*ck this ill be a stripper!
August 25th, 2007
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maybe she was nervous? ;)
August 25th, 2007
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When your nervous you don't turn retarded...
August 25th, 2007
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^LAWLSZZZZZZZZZ
August 28th, 2007
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please note the --> ;) ...--||||also this is now one'd thanks to the sh*t changes.
August 25th, 2007
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She has a bright future as a politician ahead. She's already really good at talking without saying anything.
August 25th, 2007
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Difference being that a politician actually sounds like they are saying something when they aren't. She can't even put together a coherent sentence.
August 25th, 2007
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O RLY? I hear theres rumors on the internets.
August 25th, 2007
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What a maroon.
August 25th, 2007
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classic bugs bunny quote ftw!
August 25th, 2007
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South Carolina FTL
August 25th, 2007
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All southern people are gay.
August 26th, 2007
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Anything above Texas blows, c*ck.
August 25th, 2007
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Oh! It's because those Americans don't have maps.... That makes sense.... Thanks Miss South Carolina.
August 25th, 2007
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world peace world peace terorrists are bad rainbows world peace did i win yet?
August 25th, 2007
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"Uuuh, what does locate mean?"
August 25th, 2007
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It's this kind of ignorance that's getting British soldiers killed by US fighters/bombers so often in the Middle East.
August 25th, 2007
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I Saw That On JewTube. Tragic ...
August 26th, 2007
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Thanks for the imput, nice little touch of ignorance from yourself there.
August 26th, 2007
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input* - just woke up.
August 26th, 2007
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wait, I thought we were at war with the Brits? 'Cause the U.S. is right next to England, right? Damnit someone get me a map.
August 26th, 2007
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NOT AN AMERICAN MAP, please.
August 27th, 2007
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lol tea time
August 28th, 2007
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ignorance or not, those brits deserved it and you know it.
August 25th, 2007
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We are all dumber for having seen this
August 25th, 2007
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lol wut
August 25th, 2007
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recent polls show that 90% of americans are fat stupid pig dog.
August 25th, 2007
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August 25th, 2007
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This site won't be killed.
August 25th, 2007
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This site is the highlander, it has inside it blood of kings.
August 25th, 2007
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WTF????????????? ( banaanikives)
August 25th, 2007
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ok now its certain that more than 1/3 of america is a retard
August 25th, 2007
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ruh-roh.
August 25th, 2007
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People like her give Americans a bad name :/
August 25th, 2007
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Proud to be a U.S. American.
August 25th, 2007
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I missed out and only got to be a U. American :(
August 25th, 2007
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Lol of course she's from a southern state. XD
August 25th, 2007
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Yup, we all down here love dat Larry da Cable guy, blast Gretchen Wilson all nite long, fly da rebel flag and drop out of school in kindygartin. *HiC*! <rolls eyes>
August 25th, 2007
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Pretty much.
August 25th, 2007
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Wow.....Our nation will soon die...
August 25th, 2007
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Despite not being that attractive to me she'll eventually get a higher paying job at some company sharpening pencils for some creepy old CEO.
August 25th, 2007
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sweet raptor jesus...that bitch is an idiot!
August 25th, 2007
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U.S. Americans...as opposed to what? Germany Americans? And you just know somebody coached her to say something about fixing the future for our children for any question dealing with education.
August 25th, 2007
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somebody got fired to...
August 25th, 2007
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*too
August 25th, 2007
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*three
August 25th, 2007
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LOL.
August 25th, 2007
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All that Cola and twice the caffeine.
August 25th, 2007
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I'm just going to assume you don't need any intelligence whatsoever to participate in these pageants.
August 25th, 2007
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What I want to know is why these dumbasses can't find the US on a map. What the hell is your problem, a fifth of Americans? Our colossal dong is hanging out in the Gulf of Mexico as a dead giveaway!
August 25th, 2007
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And I am ashamed to say that I live on that "colossal dong in the Gulf of Mexico."
August 25th, 2007
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Dong-dwellers unite.
August 25th, 2007
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I am not ashamed to say that I live on that "colossal dong in the Gulf of Mexico"
August 26th, 2007
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That's not a dong, it's a giant deuce being squeezed out of Georgia.
August 26th, 2007
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They prefer The Sunshine State. Or America's Wang.
August 25th, 2007
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i bet she showed her tits at the end of it to get the thank you
August 25th, 2007
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She's smarter than all of you, don't you guys know about imperialism. ;)
August 25th, 2007
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and thats y north carolina is better :)
August 25th, 2007
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Thank you for proving the point you dumb bitch. Wootsat, I feel kind of sorry that you had to listen to that over and over again to get a transcript of it for us. I hope you're okay.
August 25th, 2007
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Not sure whether to laugh or weep
August 25th, 2007
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LOL.
August 25th, 2007
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Why do you think this is? NINE-ELEVEN!!
August 25th, 2007
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lol I bet she cant find the United States on an America map
August 25th, 2007
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what a f*cking retard she is!
August 25th, 2007
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Oh my god, That's a walking c*ck hole there.
August 25th, 2007
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lol, South Carolina.
August 25th, 2007
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should help, er, the US, er south Africa, er, er.. I'm blonde, er..
August 25th, 2007
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stay to being a slut cum guzzling whore 5'd
August 25th, 2007
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What a stupid hooker
August 25th, 2007
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smack that bitch up. the only thing these beauty pagents girls should be doing is selling cars on cable access channels.
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