Coming this fall, a heartwarming tale
Created on: October 22nd, 2007
Coming this fall, a heartwarming tale
If the Weighted Companion Cube could talk, and the Enrichment Center would like to take this opportunity to remind you than it cannot, it would tell you that it would rather die in a fire than see this movie.

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October 22nd, 2007
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No audio?
October 22nd, 2007
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wow good job
October 25th, 2007
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this is a triumph i'm makeing a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!!!
October 26th, 2007
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INTSTA-FIVE
October 22nd, 2007
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you've done a lot better. almost fived this one tho
October 22nd, 2007
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i like what you've done here, but needs more stallone
October 22nd, 2007
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I knew hovering the cursor over the first grey star was a good idea.
October 22nd, 2007
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GREAT HEAPING PILES OF GOLDS
October 25th, 2007
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MOTHERF*CKING EPIC WIN
October 26th, 2007
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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!
October 22nd, 2007
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The joke is kind of weak considering I just recently learned what that thing was all about but having seen the original trailer the Photoshoping is great...so here's an extra star for effort.
October 22nd, 2007
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WOW, you have won sir, congratulations
October 22nd, 2007
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icwatudidther
October 22nd, 2007
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Great edits but too long. Also, the girlfriend is a lie.
October 22nd, 2007
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i....love....you
October 22nd, 2007
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Remember that one time when the platform was moving toward the fire and we pretended to kill you, and you were all like, "NO WAY!", those were good times.
October 22nd, 2007
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haha this is good... f*ck gosling though...
October 22nd, 2007
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This was a triumph.
October 23rd, 2007
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I'm making a note here.
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Huge success.
October 23rd, 2007
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its hard to overstate my satisfaction
October 23rd, 2007
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Aperture Science!
October 23rd, 2007
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because we can
October 23rd, 2007
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for the good of all of us
October 23rd, 2007
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except the ones who are dead
October 23rd, 2007
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now, theres no sense crying over every mistake
October 23rd, 2007
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you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
October 23rd, 2007
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and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
October 23rd, 2007
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for the people who are still alive
October 23rd, 2007
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I'm not even angry.
October 23rd, 2007
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I'm being so sincere right now
October 23rd, 2007
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Even though you broke my heart,
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And killed me.
October 23rd, 2007
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And tore me to pieces
October 23rd, 2007
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and threw every piece into a fire
October 23rd, 2007
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As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you!
October 23rd, 2007
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Now these points of data
October 23rd, 2007
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make a beautiful line.
October 23rd, 2007
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and we're out of beta
October 23rd, 2007
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We're releasing on time.
October 23rd, 2007
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so I'm glad I got burned
October 23rd, 2007
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think of all the things we learned
October 23rd, 2007
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for the people who are still alive
October 23rd, 2007
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go ahead and leave me...
October 23rd, 2007
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I think Id prefer to stay inside
October 23rd, 2007
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maybe you'll find someone else to help you?
October 23rd, 2007
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Maybe Black Mesa...
October 23rd, 2007
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haha, that was a joke
October 24th, 2007
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FAT CHANCE
October 24th, 2007
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motherf*cking c-c-c-c-combo breaker
October 24th, 2007
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ANYWAY this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist look at me still talking, when there's science to do
October 24th, 2007
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when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
October 24th, 2007
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i've experiments to run, there is research to be done
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On the people who are still alive
October 24th, 2007
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and believe me I am still alive
October 24th, 2007
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till i shoot myself for making a stupid chain paragraph. die.
October 24th, 2007
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I'm doing science and I'm still alive
October 24th, 2007
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I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
October 24th, 2007
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fun with alts
October 24th, 2007
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....still alive
October 24th, 2007
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LOL TEH NERDS R ANRGEE NOW!!!! MOAR DOWNVOATS PLZZZZ
October 24th, 2007
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a study conducted by an independent third party vindicates you of any moral consequence in the execution of your companion cube.
October 24th, 2007
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Johnny Five is alive.
October 25th, 2007
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!
October 25th, 2007
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i agree, it really does suffer from a lack of stallone
October 25th, 2007
(1)
Epic reply...
October 25th, 2007
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Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
October 26th, 2007
(1)
While you're dying, I'll be still alive.
October 26th, 2007
(2)
This was a triumph.
October 26th, 2007
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I'm making a note here.
October 26th, 2007
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HUGE SUCCESS.
October 27th, 2007
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its hard to overstate my satisfaction
October 28th, 2007
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Aperture Science!
November 14th, 2007
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We do what we must
November 28th, 2007
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because we can
October 23rd, 2007
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The part with Alex isn't needed.
October 23rd, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
October 23rd, 2007
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HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2007
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kinda gimmicky.
October 23rd, 2007
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Also the same premise as the movie. Not really breaking new ground here. "Instead of one non-human girl it's another non-human girl!" You could substitute Raggedy Ann or a Harley or a lot of things.
October 23rd, 2007
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You can say that for every site, Korf. He could have easily put in Princess Peach or any other Nintendo character, but the cube has not been the subject of many sites.
October 23rd, 2007
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It's a Companion Cube, anyway. Fits better.
October 23rd, 2007
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others' mediocrity doesn't elevate your own mediocrity.
October 23rd, 2007
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Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
October 23rd, 2007
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Man that is just too damn funny. I wonder how he managed to get the cube out without incinerating it? I must know if there is a way to save my cube!
October 23rd, 2007
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Quite original (from what I've seen, anyways) -- so, interesting... I'd go watch the movie!
October 23rd, 2007
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the movie looks interesting
October 23rd, 2007
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AWESOME
October 23rd, 2007
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C, Too drawn out and boring.
October 23rd, 2007
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nice
October 23rd, 2007
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The best part is it doesn't talk, and it'll let you watch the game, however, it cannot make you a sammich. Therefore, Weighted Companion Cube is not a good wife, but a great friend when you are stuck in a maze with a homicidal robot who blurts out cake recipes.
October 24th, 2007
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The enrichment center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice.
October 23rd, 2007
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5d for the description
October 23rd, 2007
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It should be lars and the weighted companion cube
October 23rd, 2007
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Time wasted = 1 minute and 24 seconds.
October 23rd, 2007
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B for Effort
October 23rd, 2007
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ROFL
October 23rd, 2007
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Awesome awesome job.
October 23rd, 2007
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YOU CANNOT STOP THEIR LOVE!
October 23rd, 2007
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Nice edits. Also makes me want to see the movie.
October 23rd, 2007
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I would PAY to see that movie, f*ck fire.
October 23rd, 2007
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Portal 2.
October 23rd, 2007
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MAYBE BLACK MESA
November 22nd, 2007
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That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
October 23rd, 2007
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looks good,but isnt it just fad elaboration?
October 23rd, 2007
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amazing. simply amazing!
October 24th, 2007
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Why is this funny...?
October 24th, 2007
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Not a huge fan of the companion cube, but this deserves nothing less than the fiver
October 24th, 2007
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five
October 24th, 2007
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1
October 24th, 2007
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good job, however in the last fram it says lars and the real girl, you might wanna fix that
October 24th, 2007
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Cake or no cake this was yum yum yummy!
October 24th, 2007
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Weighted Companion Cube! Yay!
October 24th, 2007
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FANTASTIC Shoppage! You couldn't even tell it was shopped, 5 stars, nice work sir!
October 24th, 2007
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Fantastic!
October 24th, 2007
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Thanks.
October 24th, 2007
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Kotaku'd!
October 24th, 2007
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But.... the Weighted Companion Cube is a guy! D=
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The Weighted Companion Cube is whatever you want it to be. It can fulfill your wildest fantasies. Also, it has a f*ck-hole on the bottom.
October 24th, 2007
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How would you know?
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A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.
October 24th, 2007
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"I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, HE couldn't come because you murdered HIM." - GLaDOS. Proof. But, it's okay, Companion Cube loves everyone, and everyone is gay for Companion Cube.
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In the game, the Companion Cube was male because the character was female. The androgynous nature of the Cube allows the Cube's companion to decide what sex it should be. But even the male Cubes have a f*ck-hole.
October 24th, 2007
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who is that, jake gynochologist?
October 24th, 2007
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Great Site haha.
October 24th, 2007
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I haven't laughed out loud this much at a ytmnd in quite some time. Win!
October 24th, 2007
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LOL linked on Kotaku... expect tons of page views
October 24th, 2007
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FSF
October 24th, 2007
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So well made.
October 24th, 2007
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well made.
October 25th, 2007
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Great ytmnd.
October 25th, 2007
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freaking awesome
October 25th, 2007
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nicely done.
October 25th, 2007
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Incredibly bad.
October 25th, 2007
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October 25th, 2007
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Well done!
October 25th, 2007
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Brilliant sir
October 25th, 2007
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Holy sh*t I lol'd. I lol'd hard.
October 25th, 2007
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Hardcore 5!
October 25th, 2007
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Weighted Companion Cube does it again!
October 25th, 2007
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was good until it got to the cube. then I stopped watching
October 25th, 2007
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rawr.
October 25th, 2007
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I know you do not have opposable thumbs, but you should definitely get Orange Box.
October 25th, 2007
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genious
October 25th, 2007
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THE CAKE IS A F*CKING LIE
October 25th, 2007
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5 and Favorite.
October 25th, 2007
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GO HERE! http://www.youtube.com/user/PetersForCongress?&session=z-FAox4gaYdtcQaNv-BgFKbToeZCOERT-MPBeIXodShGeynpMe6qvfVCTtwt5l1ne6yyZjN3MLIlJ9plkb1_Zob9WFm5j_FdO7sSnIjXqxzajIU5ROt-68jDx1IbjUc9nEIF93iziZv2o3ZA7gOd7U4UFgupJ2NsSLaRQpxKqyXUZLjIc2wBTGzJ6Wqf_GqhSIoxjwMp1hc6KGuaBqDiFcjTmnB41FV1NLoJyuheUS3LeJOeZMxhzPnp8JSfUYnCUEo-F-I7oCvzyGp9r6j626MFOtcardLx make a comment about his hair!!
October 25th, 2007
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Epic win, sir. Epic.
October 25th, 2007
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epic!
October 25th, 2007
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Yes.
October 25th, 2007
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Love cube? Alyx vance? Approved
October 25th, 2007
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Every once and awhile comes a YTMND that seamlessly blends two completely-different subjects into one smooth medium. This YTMND is one of them.
October 25th, 2007
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this deserves 5
October 25th, 2007
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too long, fail
October 26th, 2007
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lol nice editing and description =p
October 26th, 2007
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Companion cube == instawin.
October 26th, 2007
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F*ck you and your f*ggot site you f*cking f*ggot
October 26th, 2007
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Lol great edit. If the movie ends with him stuffing "Bianca" into an incinerator, that would be perfect.
October 26th, 2007
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I wish I could 6 this site. +5 for the YTMND and +1 for the description.
October 26th, 2007
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Amazing.
October 26th, 2007
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WCC = Automatic 5
October 26th, 2007
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this site is made of win
October 26th, 2007
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fish shaped crackers! fish shaped solid waste!
October 26th, 2007
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this is retarded
October 26th, 2007
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I'm dissapointed in myself.
October 26th, 2007
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tl;dr
October 26th, 2007
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:( stupid game. stupid movie.
October 26th, 2007
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I don't get it. What does the box mean?
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Play Portal
October 27th, 2007
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When men get lonely they turn to the companion cube.
October 27th, 2007
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You made me laugh :|
October 27th, 2007
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This is talking companion cube. You must euthanize it.
October 27th, 2007
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This is great.
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This is Sparta!
October 27th, 2007
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INFINITE WINS
October 27th, 2007
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October 27th, 2007
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don't play portal but i'm sure it's funny 5/5 weeeeeeee
October 27th, 2007
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;.; weighted companion cube...
October 27th, 2007
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I love you so much.
October 27th, 2007
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Rides on the current popularity of The Orange Box, but I still like this.
October 28th, 2007
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Just WOW...gd amazing. O yeah...the cake is a LIE!
October 28th, 2007
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Whoever 1'd this site obviously fails at life.
October 29th, 2007
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Geez, that was alot of work. Good job.
October 29th, 2007
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Hmmm... Does Weighted Companion Cube have any ports? To recharge it of course...
December 28th, 2007
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At least it will never threaten to stab you.
March 12th, 2008
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Thay based this movie on my life.
March 12th, 2008
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How the f*ck did you reply so fast? I just f*cking posted that.
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Why is GaryD's reply to this comment dated almost 5 months earlier than the comment itself?
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And why is it AFTER what i just posted?!?! Stop f*cking with my mind!!!
February 14th, 2010
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All the comments are f*cked in older posts. It does that.
December 12th, 2008
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epic bianca cubes
August 24th, 2009
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awesome