Don Lafontaine: Safety Not Guaranteed
Created on: October 31st, 2007
Don Lafontaine: Safety Not Guaranteed
This is a clip of Don Lafontaine(the movie trailer guy) saying the Safety Not Guaranteed ad. Most of you won't listen to me, but please don't flood Lafontaine's inbox with requests, he sent this to me as a favor, don't make him regret indulging a fan.

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October 31st, 2007
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October 31st, 2007
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I've got another audio clip of a semi-famous voice over artist I'll post some time. Stay tuned!
October 31st, 2007
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Is it Tara Strong using her Rikku voice? Oh dear god please let it be Tara Strong using her Rikku voice.
October 31st, 2007
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The concept of, say, 'Safety Not Guaranteed' voiced by a pretend-16-year-old on crack and Pixie Stix makes me shudder just a little. How about Auron's voice actor instead?
November 1st, 2007
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I'll take the completely wild guess of Jessica Calvello.
November 1st, 2007
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also, They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple.
November 1st, 2007
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Dude, if it's any major Metal Gear Solid character voice over people, I will - and I couldn't be any more serious right now - come to you're house and suck your balls. THIS IS EPIC
November 2nd, 2007
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Those fanboys really go all out, don't they?
November 2nd, 2007
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That's awesome, but instead of "some time," how about "now"?"
November 2nd, 2007
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be careful. look what happened to Kyle.
November 3rd, 2007
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Jessica Calvello?? Do you REALLY want Excel saying this? No. It's gotta be either Steven Blum or Daran Norris, because this clip /needs/ a bad ass. Or a complete pussy, at which point I would say one of the gays from Sex And The City
November 3rd, 2007
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I don't know about MGS, but this guy did voice Duke Nukem (before Forever became a joke, when DN3D was the king).. not to mention the Full Throttle voice.. this is all entire ownage.
November 3rd, 2007
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Get David Hayter and I'll let you cum in my mouth. "After the Cold War, the world was split into two parts. POLEND and KHAAAAAAAN."
November 3rd, 2007
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Please say that it is David Haytor also known as the voice of SNAKE.
November 3rd, 2007
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If not David Hayter, then do Paul Eiding, the voice of Colonel Campbell.
October 31st, 2007
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I feel like I've already gone back in time seeing an SNG site on U&C.
October 31st, 2007
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Hey, the classics never get old... except for when they do.
October 31st, 2007
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i think my awesome gland just exploded
October 31st, 2007
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this blew my mind
October 31st, 2007
(1)
Props for getting this epic asset. Mix with epic trailer music version of "Push It To the Limit" for EPICKER REZULTZ. ... does anyone have an orchestrated PITTL track?
October 31st, 2007
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Voting less than five for this should be a sin.
October 31st, 2007
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But it says you didn't vote at all :D
October 31st, 2007
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It was a place where everything was legal.
October 31st, 2007
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...how do you konw Don Lafontaine?
October 31st, 2007
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I don't, I just emailed him asking him to say it.
November 1st, 2007
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that's pretty damn crazy
November 1st, 2007
(4)
Keaton remix this shi.
November 2nd, 2007
(1)
if that's true, i'm so gay for you right now.
November 4th, 2007
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This is the greatest great thing that ever greated.
September 2nd, 2008
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I second boomaga
October 31st, 2007
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Not only is your name excellent, but the YTMND is also! :-)
October 31st, 2007
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epic
October 31st, 2007
(0)
how the hell...
October 31st, 2007
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Epic win. This must be made into a movie now.
October 31st, 2007
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agreed
October 31st, 2007
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Pat LaFontaine is better
October 31st, 2007
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:-D
October 31st, 2007
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Wow this is amazing
October 31st, 2007
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haha
October 31st, 2007
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sweet, but it needs better image. Anyone can just paste his face over the safety not guaranteed image. You should really put that audio to better use.
October 31st, 2007
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There are a few of those Mullet Man movie trailers out there or whatever. If they hadn't already been made, this would make it PERFECT.
October 31st, 2007
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Yeah, but I've been sitting on this audio for months trying to get a good picture, and I just lack the skills to make one, so I figured I might as well just make a cheesy image and share the awesome audio.
October 31st, 2007
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awesome audio? He's just reading the ad. At least make a faux movie trailer or something so that there's some kind of joke.
October 31st, 2007
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Fine, humbajoe, you show me all the clips you have of celebs saying things from YTMND.
October 31st, 2007
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humbajoe just likes to troll. I suggest you ignore him.
October 31st, 2007
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...he does VO's for movie trailers, hardly a celeb for one. For two, if you'd like me to get you a bunch of clips of celebs saying YTMND quotes, give me a list of quotes you'd like to hear.
October 31st, 2007
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but the point is - do something with the audio instead of just posting it. that's lame.
October 31st, 2007
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How about: "You're the man now dog!" Oh wait...
October 31st, 2007
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Agreed. Better image gets you a 5.
November 1st, 2007
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"How about: "You're the man now dog!" Oh wait..." Well that one's obvious. What I'm saying is there anything people would prefer moreso than others. Or do you just want a bunch of folks saying "You're the man now dog"?
November 1st, 2007
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Just do a mix of whatever you like, such as NEDM and "I believe you have my stapler" Things like that.
November 1st, 2007
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And one more thing. Maybe not everyone knows Don Lafontaine's name, but his voice is one of the most famous in the America, and he is definitely a celebrity.
November 1st, 2007
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Whatever. The main point is that you should do something with awesome audio instead of just sh*tting it out. I didn't intend to turn this into a dick-waving contest with the "celebrity YTMND quotes" thing either, but I'll post audio as I get it *shrugs*
November 2nd, 2007
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I'm with Blackadders. Leave the remixing to someone else.
November 2nd, 2007
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"Fine, humbajoe, you show me all the clips you have of celebs saying things from YTMND." Are you f*cking joking? Do you really think that someone being a celebrity is really a distinguished title? Or, that a celebrity responding to your email somehow makes this creative? In fact, if someone responds to your email personally, they're not a celebrity. Celebrities have people for that, because they are known by large amounts of people who demand large amounts of time which they don't have.
November 2nd, 2007
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its cool because its like he's voicing over a safety not guaranteed movie, not because he's some guy that I don't know but worship him/her based on name alone.
November 2nd, 2007
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He really has an awesome voice.
October 31st, 2007
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His voice is as smooth as silk.
October 31st, 2007
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WTG. DLF Rulez.
October 31st, 2007
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Freakin' brilliant. And now I finally know the guy's name.
October 31st, 2007
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Yeah, I learned his name from a Geico commercial he did a little while ago.
November 2nd, 2007
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Yeah, they call him "the guy who does movie ads" or something in that commercial, but they showed his name. This is amazing, how'd you manage to find his personal contact information?
November 3rd, 2007
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On his site, he has a couple of pretty revealing videos about his daily life. His interview on Carson Daly is pretty sweet, too
November 5th, 2007
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CausticArm, what exactly is brilliant about this site? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to say "Hey, please say these words" and then post the result on a web site.
October 31st, 2007
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Donald of the Fountain FTW.
October 31st, 2007
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Dude, f*ckin' A. How'd you get him to do that?
October 31st, 2007
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you would have screwed it up by trying to add some corny image. It has already been done 10,000 times. This is the best. It focuses on the awesomeness of the sound clip. good job.
October 31st, 2007
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I smell a remix on the horizon.
October 31st, 2007
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There is no way I can not 5 this.
October 31st, 2007
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I love fads, 5ed.
October 31st, 2007
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Beyond the thunderdome of epic, good job.
October 31st, 2007
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I was about to pass on this, figuring he had read it on the Tonight Show or something like that - but you actually got him to record for you? Wow.
October 31st, 2007
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LITTLE TORTILLA BOY
November 1st, 2007
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Listen up, I don't know about this guy or his tortillas.... BUT I WANT HIM DEAD!
November 2nd, 2007
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GET DOWN NOW
November 3rd, 2007
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GET DOWN AGAIN
November 5th, 2007
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Pablo i heard you were telling people i shave my juevos
November 7th, 2007
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essay? whatre you callin me a term paper or something?
October 31st, 2007
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have to 5 this, the effort is above and beyond
October 31st, 2007
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lol
October 31st, 2007
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It's never too early...for a salad. How on Earth did you get him to do this???
November 1st, 2007
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I just asked, it was really awesome of him.
November 1st, 2007
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I have a theory: The man thought it was funny! I mean seriously, if he saw the site, he'd realize it /is/ damn funny. So in the spirit of comedy, he did something awesome and used his voice of badassery!
October 31st, 2007
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WTF?! Im blown away! 5d!
October 31st, 2007
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epic
October 31st, 2007
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This beats such efforts as Metal Gear 4's "Your the man now, dog!" hands down. My thanks for doing so.
October 31st, 2007
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So good, hall of fame!
October 31st, 2007
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Check newspapers for showtimes.
October 31st, 2007
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R&U thanks. was funny and awesome.
October 31st, 2007
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Beyond Epic.
October 31st, 2007
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I thank Mr. Lafontaine for indulging his fans.
October 31st, 2007
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Nothing less than 5 for going this far for a YTMND.
October 31st, 2007
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Very nice, but you should recruit fellow YTMNDers to generate a better image for this ytmnd. This is truly one for the ages, and there's no point in letting that crappy edit drag it down at all
November 1st, 2007
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I'm not opposed to the idea of getting a better image.
November 1st, 2007
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I already "voated epic five", but it definitely would be better with a more well edited image, and we got some crafty folk here on ytmnd who Im sure will help. Also, Lafontaine ftw, he should be our new hero. (along with connery, macgyver, etc)
November 1st, 2007
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from interviews and crap I've seen of him, he seems worthy for hero status
November 3rd, 2007
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I disagree with the criticisms about the image. This site is not funny because of the image; it is funny because HOLY CRAP THAT'S THE MOVIE TRAILER VOICE GUY READING THE TIME TRAVELER!! Let someone else remix this and let them worry about the image. You have made your contribution to YTMND; let it ride.
October 31st, 2007
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A wonder to behold
October 31st, 2007
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I forsee the return of mullet man to YTMND!
October 31st, 2007
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Holy Black Jebus, you just won YTMND.
October 31st, 2007
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Amazing!
October 31st, 2007
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By the way, this will make Safety Not Guaranteed-trailers so much more awesome.
October 31st, 2007
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err YTMND fake-trailers
October 31st, 2007
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^rofl
October 31st, 2007
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Way to go, man. Don LaFontaine is the man.
October 31st, 2007
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Nice one!!
October 31st, 2007
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this site excels at being awesome
October 31st, 2007
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i woulda had him say barrel roll loool
October 31st, 2007
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The Fonz = auto fav
October 31st, 2007
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Bad ass.
October 31st, 2007
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AAAAAH MOVIE TRAILER GUY FTW!!!
October 31st, 2007
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Don Lafontaine is the voice god
October 31st, 2007
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Needs more Scarface music.
October 31st, 2007
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Make him say KHAAAAAAAAN and I'll 5
October 31st, 2007
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Oh wow, wtf are the odds. 5 for legendary internet feet.
October 31st, 2007
(0)
Instant Win
October 31st, 2007
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epic
October 31st, 2007
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October 31st, 2007
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how the hell....I'm f*cking speechless
October 31st, 2007
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needs epic music to be perfect
October 31st, 2007
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could use a better image
November 1st, 2007
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Wow, awesome...
November 1st, 2007
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OH MY GOD
November 1st, 2007
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HOLY SH*T!
November 1st, 2007
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i wish i could downvote this more.
November 1st, 2007
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magically delicious
November 1st, 2007
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New fad: We should email Hugh Laurie and ask him to say "Tip tip, bally-ho, and Burrow's your uncle!" Or just rip it from 'Goes Forth.
November 1st, 2007
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the drama of the last line, "I have only done this.... once before" haha
November 1st, 2007
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HOLY SH*T!
November 1st, 2007
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LOL, Hey I remember this fad...
November 1st, 2007
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Wow...could have been so epic with such a choice audio clip
November 1st, 2007
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nothing like going on YTMND during an English lecture
November 1st, 2007
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I am sofa king bored
November 1st, 2007
(0)
Somebody write some voice-over for 2girls1cup.com and send it to him.
November 1st, 2007
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It's never too early... FOR A SALAD.
November 1st, 2007
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im impressed
November 1st, 2007
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That's awesome. How much did it cost for him to do this?
November 1st, 2007
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Somewhere in the neighborhood of zero dollars.
November 1st, 2007
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Bamf!
November 1st, 2007
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now if you can get stallone to do this i will be impressed
November 1st, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg hahah, the voicemail bit
November 2nd, 2007
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Oh man, the intro for that clip is awesome. "Now, one man has the power to change that [view?], and the spread his voice across the Earth, for all of mankind to hear. One man: ME."
November 3rd, 2007
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Second BigDawg. I like another thing he said: (when asked whether he has refused any voice work because of the quality of the movie or the script) (paraphrased) "I never make that judgment. The work is important and is good to somebody, and they are asking me to do this for them, so I will give them the best that I can."
November 1st, 2007
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If this is real, this deserves a five so much.
November 1st, 2007
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you can go to a f*ckin site and do this you f*ckin failure
November 1st, 2007
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Auto 5
November 1st, 2007
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that is awsome how did you get that "voice" to say that
November 1st, 2007
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Wow, that's absolutely, pure, uncut, awesome!
November 1st, 2007
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Voice Actors are so underated.
November 1st, 2007
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Make an epic movie poster appear after the voice over with push it to the limit playing for a 5
November 2nd, 2007
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i'll fav it if this happens
November 1st, 2007
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Where did the sound come from? he is now officially as cool as Tom Selleck
November 1st, 2007
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That is one of the voices I'd consider getting if vocal chord transplants were possible.
November 1st, 2007
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He did this for you? Holy sh*t, what a guy. As a favor, huh? What, did you save him from an exploding building? In a world of downvoters, only one YTMNDer can save that awesome trailer voice guy from certain doom. This summer...yeah I'll stop.
November 1st, 2007
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Well played old chap, well played!
November 1st, 2007
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*dies*
November 1st, 2007
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This is not a joke.
November 1st, 2007
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rofl
November 1st, 2007
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You win one free: TIME PARADOX
November 1st, 2007
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You mean PIME TARADOX
November 1st, 2007
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christ, im not gay and I find that voice sexy
November 1st, 2007
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
November 1st, 2007
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I love that voice so much. :D
November 1st, 2007
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"you'll get paid after we RETURN" he screwed up!
November 1st, 2007
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its more epic-like that way.
November 1st, 2007
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Yeah, I'll email him and demand a refund...
November 2nd, 2007
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so you DID have to pay him.... how much....?
November 3rd, 2007
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That is what we call a "joke".
November 1st, 2007
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He was nice enough to do a free spot for me once. He's a really nice guy.
November 1st, 2007
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Epic! But honestly, you should put - quietly enough it does not wipe out his voice - Push it to the Limit in the background. Though.. for actually getting Don LaFontaine, the movie guy, Duke Nukem's voice, and countless other things.. you own.
November 1st, 2007
(1)
Whats so special about this?
November 1st, 2007
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That's funny, that's what your mom said when she gave birth to you.
November 2nd, 2007
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YTMND comments sections are full of the worst comebacks ever conceived
November 5th, 2007
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^^Burn.
September 2nd, 2008
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And some of the best
November 1st, 2007
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5 for making me feel ytmnd is as important as movies are
November 1st, 2007
(2)
Don LaFontaine? Didn't he play for the Islanders and Sabers?
November 27th, 2007
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PAT LaFontaine. That was Pat...
November 1st, 2007
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omg I just popped a load!
November 1st, 2007
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I think I just jizzed in my pants
November 1st, 2007
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great use of an old, outdated fad, blackadded! :D
November 1st, 2007
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my god... I... I shed a tear. This is the most moving and touching ytmnd of all time. Critics agree, it's a heart warming tale of love, friendship and coming of age. Performances at their best, completely a totally 5 worthy. A must see. With heart pounding action and suspense, it has everything. The funniest comedy in years with non stop laughs and gags. Thought provoking, yet subtle, sure to win over fans, see it today.
October 16th, 2009
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man, I miss don la fontaine...
November 1st, 2007
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This wins on so many levels. Too bad hes going to get badgered to no end by morons to say stuff.
November 1st, 2007
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I'm sure he's been getting requests for years.
November 2nd, 2007
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Yeah, now that I think about it, you're probably right.
November 1st, 2007
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include the music and you'll get a 5
November 1st, 2007
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This is incredibly awesome. For God's sake get a better image.
November 1st, 2007
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November 1st, 2007
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You*ll get the last star for finding a better image!
November 1st, 2007
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jeezus christ, i should go make a sh*t site and post it. itll be the top rated of all eternity seeing as how this sh*t is rated 4.64.
November 1st, 2007
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stolen from 4chan
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