Dakota is Rescued
Created on: December 4th, 2007
Dakota is Rescued
And just when all hope seems to be lost, a figure emerges from the shadows. Credit to fearcondom for the initial gif and audio.

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December 4th, 2007
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that's creepy yo
December 4th, 2007
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Take a seat, right over there.
December 5th, 2007
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What are you doing here?
December 5th, 2007
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Nothing, we were just gonna hang out and read a book. I swear.
December 5th, 2007
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It wouldn't be illegal because in the movie she's his daughter. It's only pedophilia if it's someone else's kid... at least that's how I justify it. Take that Kriss Hanson.
December 5th, 2007
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^ Umm, look pedophilia up, it's having sexual desire with children, regardless if they're your on. And in fact, I think it's worse to have sex with your own kids. Your supposed to be the ones protected them, not f***ing them.
December 5th, 2007
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yeah wow...i hope you don't have children
December 5th, 2007
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Oh did you miss the part where I wasn't serious?
December 5th, 2007
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Fun fact: The bible condemns almost all forms of incest, but not having sex with your daughter.
December 6th, 2007
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I never took them seriously when they said child molesters where EVERYWHERE on the internet. Professorbooty has made me a believer. Please for the love of god don't ever have kids, and don't ever try to sound witty.
December 6th, 2007
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The Kama Sutra is a very long book made in the Gupta period of India. The Gupta period, named after Chandra Gupta Moriya, (?) is considered the Golden Age of India by many historians. Contrary to popular belief, the Kama Sutra is actually a book on how to be a good emperor. It has instructions, accompanied by a multitude of very vivid pictures, on how to do many kingly things, such as rule an army and control people well. It also has instructions on how to have sex to make a very good prince. OMGANCENTPRON!
July 12th, 2009
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Shinryuu is a liar, you have to use your brain, by your logic its okay to have sex with your grandmother.
December 4th, 2007
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F*CK DAKOTA FANNING. That role was originally supposed too go to me, yo. First of all, she came to the audition an hour late after I was had already given my monologue and was closing the deal with Mr. Speilberg. Being the nice guy that I am, I told Mr. speilberg to give her just one chance, and that was the last I heard from them. Dakota Fanning is a f*ckin bitch.
December 4th, 2007
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I couldn't remember what this song is from, and then oh god it all came back. They played this song while The Punisher did a victory lap around all the punk foo's at the Stephen King Supermarket.
December 4th, 2007
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he stole the idea from me http://tomdiscoversjeezuz.ytmnd.com/
December 4th, 2007
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tom cruise is known for alot of things, but never soliciting sex online with a child
December 4th, 2007
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why don't you have a seat over here please.
December 4th, 2007
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congratulations on getting to the your the man now dog hall of fame
December 4th, 2007
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Dakota Fanning is Cruise control for Tom
December 4th, 2007
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You're on national television with Dateline NBC...
December 4th, 2007
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ownd
December 4th, 2007
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there's a part in the film where dakota is looking out of the back of a car as it pulls away and one of the scenes where tom is running could be combined as if he's chasing after her after she's been rescued, otherwise she never really gets "saved" because it's a loop and the nightmare continues
December 4th, 2007
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"...and the nightmare continues." Right on, haha.
December 4th, 2007
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lol ur on a roll my man
December 5th, 2007
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I was waiting for a slit throat. But that would be too violent for YTMND.
December 5th, 2007
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I was going to give this a 3 but it just doesn't work with this site. It's Tom Cruise. This idea would have been alright in a context where the idea was cohesive, but with a guy trapped in the closet it just doesn't work. I don't even know if Operating Thetans are allowed to have sex.
December 5th, 2007
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I'm Chris Hanson.
December 5th, 2007
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ha ha i get it! $_$
December 5th, 2007
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Better than the original.
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Why don't you take a seat in the top 15... grats!
December 5th, 2007
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Chris Hansen just looks like such an angel. He truly is going to save her. I just know it.
December 5th, 2007
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Oh god that's just creepy as hell. Waiting for a Scientology version of this.
December 5th, 2007
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Come on in! There are some chocolate chip cookies on the table.
December 8th, 2007
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I'll be right back, I just gotta put these clothes in the washer!
December 5th, 2007
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Better than the original. And the original is pretty good...
December 5th, 2007
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Holy sh*t.
December 5th, 2007
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Lucky!
December 5th, 2007
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lmfao chris hansen in the background LMFAO.. Uhh, can I ask you what you're doing here? How long have you known this girl?
December 5th, 2007
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Chris Hansen is my hero!
December 5th, 2007
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better the pedos should get her than the scientologists. HI, I'M BECK HANSEN
December 5th, 2007
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It could have used a little Chris Hanson rhetoric, but otherwise Boom Shakalaka!
December 5th, 2007
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I lol'd
December 5th, 2007
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YOU WIN!
December 5th, 2007
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Please add in "Why don't you have seat over there?"
December 5th, 2007
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hmm, butt sex ?
December 5th, 2007
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"SEX with little girls" is what he's caught doing. "The armed Scientologists forced him to do it" will be his lawyer's legitimate excuse.
December 5th, 2007
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5'd for dead can dance and statutory rape.
December 5th, 2007
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she was a lot more than statutory
December 5th, 2007
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lol chris hanson ftw!
December 5th, 2007
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this is probably the worst site on the front page
December 5th, 2007
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oh snap Chris Hanson'd!
December 5th, 2007
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I'm Chris Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
December 5th, 2007
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Has he come to save her, or join in?
December 5th, 2007
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nice music choice
December 6th, 2007
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LOL PEDOPHILIA JOKES
December 6th, 2007
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LOL PEDOPHILIA JOKES
December 6th, 2007
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You are a sick, sick person.
December 6th, 2007
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One of the best sites ever made
December 6th, 2007
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Why don't you have a seat right over there, Tom Cruise?! >:O
December 7th, 2007
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4 stars alone for including Dead Can Dance ^^
December 7th, 2007
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awesome
December 7th, 2007
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wow - that song from the mist awesome site
December 7th, 2007
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Can I rape you anally... I'm going to stick my ____ ____ up your _____.
December 8th, 2007
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Take a seat , preferably over there ->FBI
December 8th, 2007
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Tom cruise didnt see the ep where I tried the same thing
December 8th, 2007
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rofl