Happy Holidays from Jean Claude Van Damme
Created on: December 5th, 2007
Happy Holidays from Jean Claude Van Damme
Happy Holidays!

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December 5th, 2007
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crunch OW
December 5th, 2007
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I thought he was getting stabbed in the crotch at first.
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why would he do that to someone's arm. what a douche bag
December 6th, 2007
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That poor arm. =( I agree with the Douche bag comment.
December 7th, 2007
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im not a doctor, but im pretty sure this site has teh gay
December 7th, 2007
(14)
That's such a witty and insightful comment Bob. Build me another one.
December 7th, 2007
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ryanmontana for featured user
December 7th, 2007
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im no dentist, but im pretty sure this site has anal seepage and cavities
December 7th, 2007
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Hoo hoo. Good one. What's next...wait lemme guess..."im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes"
December 8th, 2007
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im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes
December 8th, 2007
(2)
What a maroon...
December 9th, 2007
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Keep going Bob. :D
December 9th, 2007
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im no life insurance salesman, but this site has a pretty good 401-GAY and a nice roth IRGAY
December 12th, 2007
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Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's *ss so HARD...
December 12th, 2007
(1)
that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!
December 13th, 2007
(0)
Meh
December 5th, 2007
(1)
win win win win
December 5th, 2007
(8)
can I get that broken arm gift wrapped?
December 5th, 2007
(1)
rofl
December 5th, 2007
(1)
Painful
December 5th, 2007
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lol
December 5th, 2007
(3)
*LOL* Great job on the synch.
December 5th, 2007
(0)
ju wanna call the cops?
December 5th, 2007
(9)
AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH
December 5th, 2007
(3)
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 6th, 2007
(3)
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 5th, 2007
(12)
Note to self: Never get an erection in the presence of John Claude Van Damme.
December 5th, 2007
(1)
broke dick
December 5th, 2007
(0)
!quotepipe
December 5th, 2007
(6)
Well, it's probably safe, unless you're dumb enough to come up behind him and smack him on the shoulder with it!
December 5th, 2007
(3)
@ CreepPipe: Jean Claude Van Damme, in his newest movie.... Brokedick Fountain.
December 5th, 2007
(9)
Merry Mullets!
December 6th, 2007
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Hehe... I guess safety's not guaranteed.
December 5th, 2007
(9)
Van Damme takes care of Santa's naughty list.
December 5th, 2007
(1)
5'd for epic holiday perm mullet
December 5th, 2007
(0)
Victory.
December 5th, 2007
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Jean Claude van Mullet says nighty night bitches
December 5th, 2007
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Basic joint locks for the... for the basic joint locks.
December 5th, 2007
(2)
Nice work, man. How can I NOT 5 a Van Damme site?
December 5th, 2007
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also, is it just me or does the sound FX in Hard Target sound really cheap? it sounds like the simultaneous opening and crushing of an aluminum can to me...
December 6th, 2007
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haha
December 5th, 2007
(4)
Thats my kind of greeting card.
December 5th, 2007
(1)
5 for key words
December 5th, 2007
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40mg oxycontin llllllllllll
December 5th, 2007
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Yo Santa, here's my list. I'd like 2 broken arms by Van Damme, dislocated legs by Chuck Norris, and permanent paralysis courtesy of David Tua.
December 5th, 2007
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*SNAP* Bow to your sensei!
December 5th, 2007
(0)
you nailed it man
December 5th, 2007
(1)
damn holidays.
December 6th, 2007
(1)
thats the most i've laughed in a while
December 6th, 2007
(1)
Too freaking funny
December 6th, 2007
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December 6th, 2007
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Why don't you take your pig stick... and your boyfriend... and take the next bus out of here?
December 6th, 2007
(1)
Give me your carrot cake.
December 6th, 2007
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Give me your cornucopia.
December 6th, 2007
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*SNAP* OW my arm!
December 6th, 2007
(1)
I laughed out loud.
December 6th, 2007
(2)
OH SNAP!
December 6th, 2007
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superbe
December 6th, 2007
(0)
i laffed
December 6th, 2007
(0)
Also mullets
December 6th, 2007
(2)
That crunch is the sound of twisting the core of a head of lettuce.
December 6th, 2007
(0)
Honestly not seeing what's so great about this.
December 6th, 2007
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wow...this is retarded
December 6th, 2007
(0)
OW
December 6th, 2007
(0)
<3 happy holidays to you too, ya f*ckin wankers :D
December 6th, 2007
(0)
lol, description
December 6th, 2007
(1)
5'd for mullet
December 6th, 2007
(0)
hahahaa
December 6th, 2007
(0)
bad sync but awesome
December 6th, 2007
(0)
For my birthday he punched me in the nuts and told me it was a blood sport
December 6th, 2007
(0)
holiday cheer at its best
December 6th, 2007
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December 6th, 2007
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This is a metaphor for creativity, and Van Damme (much like his movies) is sent to destroy it.
December 7th, 2007
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lol
December 7th, 2007
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Why am I suddenly excited about Christmas?
December 7th, 2007
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Bad guy shouldn't have grabbed Jean Claude's wrist. That'll learn 'em.
December 7th, 2007
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AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
December 8th, 2007
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5'd for keyword.
December 8th, 2007
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im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes
December 9th, 2007
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+5000 for JCVD
December 9th, 2007
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His face is priceless
December 10th, 2007
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Fix sync for the 5
December 12th, 2007
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Chuck Norris next, please.
December 13th, 2007
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Merry Christmas, movie extra. -JCVD
December 15th, 2007
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Alright... That was a pants pisser....
December 19th, 2007
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hilarious
January 11th, 2008
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Joyeux Noel, motherf*cker.
January 30th, 2008
(1)
I wonder what Luke Wilson did to deserve getting his arm broken
February 2nd, 2008
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stole my bike.
March 12th, 2008
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lol cool one, yeah i f*cked it up
March 17th, 2008
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This offends me. 5.
May 17th, 2008
(1)
crispety crunchety peanut buttery
September 20th, 2008
(1)
o my god that is crunchy
November 26th, 2008
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Dude i f*cking love your sites XD
December 17th, 2009
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i need to watch that movie....
December 19th, 2009
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I don't understand how 2007 people are replying to a 2009 comment
December 21st, 2009
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Calm down Mel!
February 3rd, 2010
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