YTMND: Dishing Out Keyboard Bitch Slaps Since '04
This was my idea and i provided the sources, and PatienceKing was cool enough to help me out and do the edits, and let me post the site.
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August 19th, 2008
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Nice edits.
August 19th, 2008
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NICE EDITS!
August 19th, 2008
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NICE EDITS F*GGOT
August 19th, 2008
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What dick is edits cool
August 19th, 2008
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Is what edits cool dick
August 19th, 2008
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combo breaker (but really - nice edits)
August 19th, 2008
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lol. i have provided numerous people edits with no recognition and been fine with it, and the one time i turn the tables, and credit him and everything, i get bitched at. bravo ytmnd members, you stay classy.
August 19th, 2008
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without the other one, neither of us could have done this. it seems like a pretty collaborative effort to me.
August 20th, 2008
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Can you say EPIC WIN
August 20th, 2008
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There should be co-creators on ytmnd.
August 20th, 2008
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Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.
August 21st, 2008
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My word, for someone with such an array of disabilities you sure know your way around with a mouse! I'm prepared to send you a gift card with $10 off your next Wiimote purchase. I hope that is more than enough to help you with your situation.
August 21st, 2008
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... .
August 21st, 2008
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lol, it doesn't matter who made this site, it's really a 4.59 site. Low 4 at the most.
August 22nd, 2008
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Bob speaks the truth. He created the image for Tubular Nets, unsolicited, shortly after I posted it with my own sh*tty image. When I offered to give him credit for it, he insisted that I did not.
August 22nd, 2008
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Bob-the-Builder held PatienceKing at gunpoint until he made this image. Therefore, c*cks.
August 23rd, 2008
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I expected a PC express ripoff
August 25th, 2008
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2008-08-10 23:56:34 Bob-the-Builder wow thats pathetic.....when youtube steals from ytmnd everyone throws a heartattack. but when someone from ytmnd steals from youtube, everyone upvotes it...its a sad sad internet.
October 29th, 2009
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nice edits
August 19th, 2008
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Zach Braff sure swings a mean keyboard
August 19th, 2008
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That's Mr. Tumnus
August 19th, 2008
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e_e
August 23rd, 2008
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last king of scotland
August 19th, 2008
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you curved the bullet
August 19th, 2008
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You curved your mom.
August 19th, 2008
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My penis curved your sister
August 19th, 2008
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Your sister made my penis curved.
August 19th, 2008
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Your sister's curves make her look like my penis
August 19th, 2008
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I'm curved...wait
August 20th, 2008
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Your sister curved her penis.....wait what?
August 21st, 2008
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ur comments make my penis curved /wink
August 23rd, 2008
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you curved his sister with your penis
August 25th, 2008
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My penis sister'd your curves.
August 27th, 2008
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C*CK JOKE.
August 19th, 2008
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August 19th, 2008
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did you see that tooth?
August 19th, 2008
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Swing low, sweet keyboard. Comin' for to smash your face...
August 19th, 2008
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looked like he swung high to me.
August 19th, 2008
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I wasn't talking about him. *THWAK!!*
August 19th, 2008
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2
August 19th, 2008
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This is remarkably well-done.
August 19th, 2008
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and yet, remarkably gay as well
August 20th, 2008
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+'d
August 20th, 2008
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thank you sir
August 24th, 2008
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Son of a bitch, there I go voting again with viewing the description or the comments.
August 19th, 2008
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Impossible
August 19th, 2008
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good fx
August 19th, 2008
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sh*t
August 19th, 2008
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So someone else made the edits and you posted it....why is that again?
August 19th, 2008
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I was wondering the same thing
August 19th, 2008
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I was wondering the same thing
August 19th, 2008
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i had the idea, and he is cool.
August 19th, 2008
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The idea was kind of meh. The execution was flawless. Also, what a sh*tty music choice. I wish I could give this 5 to PatienceKing.
August 19th, 2008
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I was thinking the same thing
August 19th, 2008
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PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE
August 19th, 2008
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BITCH SLAP A MAN WITH A KEYBOARD FOR GOD'S SAKE
August 21st, 2008
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PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESE CAKE
August 19th, 2008
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Wow, this is probably the most cleverly edited site I've seen in a long time
August 19th, 2008
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AWESOME EDITS!
August 19th, 2008
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this is okay but it requires Dr. L337 getting laid
August 19th, 2008
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dude....nice!
August 19th, 2008
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MISTER THOMNAS!
August 19th, 2008
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Win.
August 19th, 2008
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Ergonomic greatness.
August 19th, 2008
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what's the origional source of the song? i've never been able to find this sh*t :[
August 19th, 2008
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Dr-L337
August 19th, 2008
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horndog by overseer
August 19th, 2008
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sweeeeet, thank you cdawg <3
August 19th, 2008
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wow
August 19th, 2008
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Awesome, just awesome
August 19th, 2008
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YTMND: Making A DVD Rip And Getting Another User To Make The Edits And Using An Overused Song Since Bob-the-Builder
August 19th, 2008
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genious
August 19th, 2008
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nice work
August 19th, 2008
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exactly what ytmnd feels like..getting downvoted and all
August 19th, 2008
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Why I never!
August 19th, 2008
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max voted on this site
August 19th, 2008
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max replied to Takra
August 19th, 2008
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this site will be killed™
August 20th, 2008
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he tightened up the gfx with a f*cking controller!!
August 21st, 2008
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if max votes on your sites its like being touched by god
August 22nd, 2008
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but in a good way
August 19th, 2008
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doctor leet
August 19th, 2008
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you titened up the grafx!
August 19th, 2008
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let me guess, the key board pieces spell out the letters Y T M N D
August 19th, 2008
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actually they spell everything
August 19th, 2008
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SMASH the keys for god sake!
August 19th, 2008
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there is no way that would knock a molar out like that / -1 for not being completely realistic. Sorry, science before humor, friendo
August 19th, 2008
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WHAT EDIT COOL DICK IS
August 19th, 2008
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nice work
August 19th, 2008
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i dont understand why patienceking always lets other people release his stuff
August 19th, 2008
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cause he isnt a piece of sh*t douche bag. *cough*
August 19th, 2008
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oh yeah he did let him huh? its not like he has been bitching about it for a year straight now or anything.... *cough*
August 19th, 2008
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not your content. + you're an *ssh*le. 1'd
August 19th, 2008
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lol......wait wait wait....didnt YOU post his work. LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOOLLOLLO....oh keatonkeaton...i feel sad that i am the only one who sees the douche bag you truly are. oh and by the way, whens that HOT sister of yours turning 18?
August 19th, 2008
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...probably about the time you turn 13. Also, would you like some Robotussin?
August 19th, 2008
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i made the music for that site. it was a collaborative ytmnd. this site is an image patienceking made and a song you didnt make. this isn't your content at all. plus, i didn't call you a "piece of sh*t douche bag" for no reason in my comment.
August 19th, 2008
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I asked Bob to shop something for me once. He sucked too much to do it but if he had it wouldn't all of a sudden been his idea. Why are you struggling with this concept so much?
August 19th, 2008
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could you be any more gay for patienceking?
August 19th, 2008
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Keaton thinks Kubrick wrote Lolita and Peter Jackson invented Middle Earth
August 19th, 2008
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HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF YOU BIG FAKE!?
August 19th, 2008
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well doug can sleep tight tonight knowing he got his mandatory 3 comments for everyone of my sites filled in.
August 20th, 2008
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Oh, I forgot to make a point. My point was that when I asked Bob to do the edits on my site I told him he could post it if he wanted. And Bob was like 'No. You post it. You don't even have to give me credit. I don't care.' And it was all good and stuff and junk. Then I played some sports
August 20th, 2008
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Keaton, patienceking was just doing him a favor. The fact that he made the edits doesn't make it his. If Bob-The-Builder thought of the idea, and patienceking was willing to make it for him, thats their business. Its the idea that matters the most, right? In other words, what I'm trying to say is, YTMND isn't a user competition. Its the idea that matters, so calm the f*ck down.
August 20th, 2008
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Does it matter? Bob gives PatienceKing the credit and PK doesn't care that the site isn't posted under his name.
August 20th, 2008
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i'm calm. i didn't vote 1 until bob-the-builder called me a "piece of sh*t douche bag" for no reason. i wasn't here to call him names. what the hell was the point of that?
August 20th, 2008
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oh no. the ONE time you are calm, i call you a douche bag, and then you bitch about name calling, jesus, grow some nuts. also, dont even start cause it was you who was like "i dont like you , so im going to whine and then downvote you, yeaaaaahhh"
August 20th, 2008
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I dont understand why dctownes never lets me release his stuff. I told him to make a site and he came up with an idea, conceptualized it, made it, and released it - and didn't even give me credit. Now I'm never going to win the prize of the world for making the best ytmnd site ever made. He wouldn't even know what to do with the prize of the world if he got it. This site replaced letters with 'YTMND'. 5.
August 20th, 2008
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PatienceKing says: bob's a sad sack little bitch. there were several times when i asked him to do something simple to help out, and he failed, and i yelled at him being a failure, and he cried and said he gives up, i can keep the stuff and post it myself
August 20th, 2008
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just barely..i mean i'm not one to talk because most of my sites are lame jokes usually involving fads and what not. the closest thing i think i came to stealing was a wonka rip off that nutnics' made.
August 20th, 2008
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i mean it's a good site and all, but i wish there wasn't any confusion about who made what :/
August 20th, 2008
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there isn't any confusion. Patience King made it
August 20th, 2008
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Keaton, you're the kind of *ssh*le who says the movie was more creative than the book.
August 21st, 2008
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Deathacor... you're the kind of *ssh*le that fav's a youtube compilation of lol cats and says "LOL thanks for this dudeee this is SO RANDOM. i've been looking at this pics on the net and im sooo glad you put them all in one place so i can see them all at once!"
August 21st, 2008
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The only way this site would be justified in my eyes is if the image was replaced with http://kassi.us/downloads/aaaagerger.gif
August 25th, 2008
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This site has a great rating. Everyone hates Bob-the-Builder. I understanding nothing.
August 19th, 2008
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fgt
August 19th, 2008
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It should really be PatienceKing making this site and giving you credit for the idea, not the other way around. I hope you don't feel too much pride from receiving this 5.
August 20th, 2008
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You're a f*cking idiot
August 20th, 2008
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Oh, umfuld.. Why can't you just go and play with all the OTHER 40 year olds?
August 20th, 2008
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Day and time please. I'm available after my dinner (3pm).
August 20th, 2008
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I'm only 31 :O(
August 25th, 2008
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This conflicts with my bi-monthly Knights of Columbus blanket wrangle. Can we work on that date?
August 19th, 2008
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How to dodge all the drama of split user content: make an alt with SUPER MYSTERIOUS SOURCES wich will make it seem like a SUPER MYSTERIOUS COLLABORATION. Users will flip out, call the scooby doo crew for investigation and hand out 5's. I, for one, could care less about drama. You were honest in the description, so there, you get what you deserve,
August 19th, 2008
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HOLY LOlolOlol
August 19th, 2008
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His daddy needs to use PC Express!
August 19th, 2008
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F*CK THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
August 19th, 2008
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Love the part with the keys.
August 20th, 2008
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BobT Builder?
August 20th, 2008
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f*ckin awesome edit
August 20th, 2008
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Maybe you should replace that guy giving the bitch slap's face with someone else like Sean Connery/Max/Picard because I don't think that guy should be the representative of YTMND
August 20th, 2008
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no, edits could in NO way, come close to the keyboard edit, and would just bring the site down.
August 20th, 2008
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Looks like somebody's got a case of the mondays.
August 20th, 2008
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Been hoping someone would do more Wanted stuff. Expectations met, credit given despite people being pissy, 5 stars delivered for L33t-gets-laid music combined with Wanted scene of pwnage.
August 20th, 2008
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YOU'RE A PHONY, A BIG FAT PHONY.
August 20th, 2008
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Ass-kicking good time.
August 20th, 2008
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It's hilarious how ridiculously undistinguishable James McAvoy looks from Zach Braff in this
August 20th, 2008
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August 20th, 2008
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I'm honestly shocked that you don't feel embarrassed the the overwhelming majority of praise for this site is for the "NICE EDITS" rather than the "idea." Like, if it was me, I'd delete it and force PK to release it himself. Anyone can come up with an idea, it takes two seconds. His was the real effort put into this; you got some f*cking balls putting your name on it.
August 20th, 2008
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"Hey dude, I have this really cool idea. It would be a shot taken from Wanted, where the guy smashes that other guy's face with his keyboard BUT... wait, it's really awesome... THE KEYBOARD LETTERS WILL FLY TOWARDS THE CAMERA, AND THEY WILL SPELL "YTMND"!!!!" "Hum, ok so you want me to do the 3D stuff so your idea wont look lame and everyone will upvote it?" "Sure!"
August 20th, 2008
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I love you
August 20th, 2008
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LOL it took me 3 minutes untill I figured out that the flying keys are Y T M N D :D
August 20th, 2008
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Sweet - the movie was fun also - also c*cks
August 20th, 2008
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Zach Braff is getting laid.
August 20th, 2008
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what's the song?
August 20th, 2008
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If only he used an IBM spring-loaded 42H1292, this YTMND would not exist.
August 20th, 2008
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Awesome
August 21st, 2008
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wow, this wins alot. Way to tighten up them graphics.
August 21st, 2008
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lol I can't link this site in forum profile sigs. The word "BITCH" is replaced by stars in the URL
August 21st, 2008
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12 for edits
August 21st, 2008
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Sweet mother of edits! You photoshopped Zach Braff slapping someone!
August 21st, 2008
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WELL everyone, i guess a ytmnd can make it two ways. one if you have incredible editing skill which would mean the person with the most time on their hand makes the better ytmnds (which sounds like an MMO if you ask me) and the other is to have a complete and original joke which truly delivers a unique feeling, be it heumerous or tragic (or etc etc). there is just so much psychology behind it that i think someone can even write a book about YTMND. actually you know what, i think ill do that...
August 21st, 2008
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RIP Dr. L337. I miss you.
August 21st, 2008
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5 for gettin laid
August 21st, 2008
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 21st, 2008
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You really are a huge morphadyke. And apparently, a morphadyke who enjoys youtube videos of lolcats. But hey, aren't you the big proponent of YouTubeMND? PICTURE, SOUND, TEXT. It's an easy concept.
August 22nd, 2008
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HOMEROWED!! o wait.
August 22nd, 2008
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more james mccavoy is needed to save ytmnd
August 22nd, 2008
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Batter up!
August 22nd, 2008
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http://www.ytmnd.knockedouttooth/
August 22nd, 2008
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this is patience king's site apparently
August 23rd, 2008
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Great site
August 23rd, 2008
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Fived. But with that Music, it's only going to take a short while until someone shops Dr. Leet's face onto the guy getting keyboarded...
August 23rd, 2008
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YTMND sucks, join the Angry Old Farts clan for Day of Defeat: Source at: http://angryoldfarts.info/ Hope to see your in our G rated servers!
August 23rd, 2008
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How life goes at the YTMND office. Can I have my stapler back now?
August 23rd, 2008
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Win
August 23rd, 2008
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quoted from LePape: ""Hey dude, I have this really cool idea. It would be a shot taken from Wanted, where the guy smashes that other guy's face with his keyboard BUT... wait, it's really awesome... THE KEYBOARD LETTERS WILL FLY TOWARDS THE CAMERA, AND THEY WILL SPELL "YTMND"!!!!" "Hum, ok so you want me to do the 3D stuff so your idea wont look lame and everyone will upvote it?" "Sure!""
August 24th, 2008
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Convincing Shoop
August 25th, 2008
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666 votes oh shiiiiit
August 25th, 2008
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HOLY SHIET
August 26th, 2008
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HOLY SHTI THIS IS SO GOOD!! ZOMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFM
August 26th, 2008
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INFACT FAVORET This is almost as funny as my lvl 3 night elf rouge called campme in the undercity...
August 27th, 2008
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Moar i want to hear Moar!
September 2nd, 2008
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December 2nd, 2011
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HIT IT WITH YO HAWLAH
December 2nd, 2011
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the letters should spell out Dr-L337