Cream of Wheat Memories
Created on: September 1st, 2008
Cream of Wheat Memories

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?Cream of Wheat sure brings back memories... by jordanhass

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September 1st, 2008
(35)
Once you get past the initial 'misheard line' joke, the idea that Cream of Wheat brings back violent memories of war is vaguely hilarious.
September 1st, 2008
(14)
I just love how genuinely disturbed she sounds when she says war memories.
September 1st, 2008
(7)
I remember when Sarge liked his cream'o'wheat, before.. before.. God, when his head.. it.. exploded..
September 1st, 2008
(31)
I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from my bowl of oats I feel.
September 1st, 2008
(0)
i liek it
September 1st, 2008
(0)
GENERAL lllllollllll?
September 1st, 2008
(0)
AND LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING CORPORAL, THIS PLACE HAS MORE SH*THOLES THAN OIL HOLES.
September 1st, 2008
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ok idea and ok execution...just didnt deliver.....
September 1st, 2008
(6)
Everyone loves Bob the Builder.
September 1st, 2008
(-3)
So says the pedohile
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Was ANYONE else expecting the cream of wheat dude from Nightdreams?
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
As a rule, I always think "cream" refers to jizz. War memories.
September 2nd, 2008
(9)
She is saying "Warm Memories", but I see where you might get confused and think she said "War Memories". Nice sound clip!
September 2nd, 2008
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I agree with Bob the Builder on this one... I'd love to have seen the scene with the guts falling out of a soldier...
September 2nd, 2008
(5)
Who actually downvotes MrObvious?
September 2nd, 2008
(2)
Cream of BLOOD
September 4th, 2008
(1)
Come say that to my face tough guy! BOINK!
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Hey is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in? BONK!
September 9th, 2008
(0)
I'm runnin' circles round ya!
September 9th, 2008
(1)
its funny cause theres 2 women
September 1st, 2008
(9)
Sh*tty actresses giving terrible line reads for random food products are gold around here.
September 1st, 2008
(1)
September 2nd, 2008
(12)
GOOD OLE' CREAM OF WHEAT
September 1st, 2008
(36)
Rastus died at Normandy for your breakfast
September 2nd, 2008
(9)
his creamy sacrifice should not be forgotten
September 1st, 2008
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top rated of all time for the lulz
September 1st, 2008
(4)
WORLD WAR CREAM
September 1st, 2008
(-1)
i have not laughed this hard in a while lol
September 1st, 2008
(2)
MEDIC!!!!!!
September 1st, 2008
(22)
Suck it up... rub some cream of wheat on it...
September 1st, 2008
(6)
hahah random headpasting not really necessary but I lol'd regardless
September 1st, 2008
(2)
cream of wheat is the cornerstone of any world war II veteran's breakfast
September 1st, 2008
(6)
lesbians.
September 1st, 2008
(3)
Cream of Wheat...the Cream of the Crap!
September 1st, 2008
(-1)
Yep
September 1st, 2008
(-3)
Yeah.*awkward pause* ...War(m) memories
September 1st, 2008
(4)
I don't know if I laughed harder at the site, or the comments above ^
September 1st, 2008
(0)
WE MUST BOMB IRAQ WITH CREAM OF WHEAT!!
September 1st, 2008
(0)
*twitches*
September 1st, 2008
(15)
I will tie a yellow ribbon around my cereal bowl. Never forget.
September 1st, 2008
(-1)
WH33T104F
September 1st, 2008
(-1)
I can't remember the last time a ytmnd made me laugh so hard. Thanks.
September 1st, 2008
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September 1st, 2008
(2)
Interior Crocodile Alligator
September 2nd, 2008
(-1)
I'll have to agree with this. Yes. Definitely.
September 1st, 2008
(0)
I'm not afraid to admit that my sites suck compared to this.
September 1st, 2008
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this site was my 666th 5 vote
September 1st, 2008
(5)
foot doctor
September 1st, 2008
(1)
as the originator of "warmmemories dot ytmnd" , I approve of this parody of it. Great Job.
September 1st, 2008
(0)
Stuff like this makes me wish is still watched television...
September 1st, 2008
(3)
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
September 2nd, 2008
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Hey, take it easy. Everything's going to be ok. Here... have some CR34M 0F WH33T.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
WHOLE WHEAT FREEDOM FRIES
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
Bull ****, SOUND OFF YOUR "M"'s LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
September 4th, 2008
(2)
WHO DID THAT? WHO THE **** DOWNVOTED ME?! WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST **** TWINKLE-TOED *********** DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?... NOBODY HUH? THE FAIRY ******* GODMOTHER DID IT! OUT-*******-STANDING! I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOUR *** HOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!
September 4th, 2008
(1)
(/Sgt. hartman)
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
this is a hard hitting site
September 4th, 2008
(0)
WAS IT YOU?! YOU LOOK LIKE A ******* WORM! I BET IT WAS YOU! (/Sgt. HArtman)
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
looking at the rating, i'll go one further and say you've earned this
September 2nd, 2008
(-3)
I had to think about this one for a second, but once I figured out the play on words I laughed hysterically! Good job!
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Brilliance
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Oatmeal mixed with teh blood of those who fought and died!
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
wonderful
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
Much like the Chocolate War of 1976.... http://wantsome.ytmnd.com/
September 2nd, 2008
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OMG THIS HAS 1337 VIEWS RIGHT NOW!!
September 2nd, 2008
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not funny
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
OK
September 2nd, 2008
(2)
Views Yesterday 1,337
September 2nd, 2008
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September 2nd, 2008
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this is sh*t
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la. What the f*ck is that supposed to mean, Corporal, huh? We're all supposed to die, is that it?
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
wtf
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
WIN
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
The horror....but nice sync!
September 2nd, 2008
(2)
Lose the text -- it mucks up the comic timing.
September 2nd, 2008
(2)
Yeah I think this would be better.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
lolz
September 2nd, 2008
(1)
It's not lacking any wheat, and that's what real women need... AHEH-HA
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Haw-haw!
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Yeap.
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Classic
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
I thought it was completely faked but mildly funny, then I realized the initial audio of them talking was real and found it funnier, then I realized she was actually saying warm and found it hilarious. Seriously, who says "warm memories" in a tone like that?!
September 2nd, 2008
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Sound isn't working, the crap didn't look funny anyway...
September 2nd, 2008
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This is history. We are living an historical moment. We are going to lose the war because our glorious Führer has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be awakened. Sometimes I wonder which side God is on.
September 6th, 2008
(0)
Every war is a loss. It's just about making the other guy lose more.
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
war cream... creamy war... wart dream... army jawa... warring for cream... NO THANKS!
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
wow why did i lol?
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Every morning, at breakfast, I remember thier screaming faces. Or was that the oatmeal..?
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
Cute, but your editing work is awful.
September 4th, 2008
(1)
lol she smiles for a sec when shes crawling on the floor, what a whore!
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Cream of Wheat - The cream of the c*ck
September 5th, 2008
(1)
and then they 69d
September 5th, 2008
(0)
This needs an image of Cream of Wheat somewhere in the war memory at the end.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Almost makes me wanna buy the crap.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
From the context, these women clearly spent the night together.
September 6th, 2008
(1)
War Mammaries.
September 6th, 2008
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GOD SAVE CREAM OF WHEAT! LONG LIVE CREAM OF WHEAT!
September 6th, 2008
(0)
the Cream of the Crap
September 6th, 2008
(0)
The war? WTF? lol
September 7th, 2008
(0)
War memories make my taco pop!
September 9th, 2008
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i like cream............... http://bp0.blogger.com/_lKq1w4vpMes/RbseblkVP2I/AAAAAAAAApg/XvWX6vmrkgY/s1600-h/Cam21Toronto1.jpg
September 9th, 2008
(1)
TRAP!
September 9th, 2008
(0)
Old old Day of Defeat mammaries
September 9th, 2008
(0)
You won the war, and about 27 internets.
September 12th, 2008
(0)
i wish i had war memories :(
October 3rd, 2008
(2)
This is amazing! thx for the comment btw
December 9th, 2008
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So this is what YTMND has been reduced to...
March 2nd, 2009
(0)
nice
March 15th, 2009
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WTF, does she really say "war memories"?
December 27th, 2010
(2)
"whore memories" actually
December 27th, 2010
(0)
amazing, even with the punchline in the domain
March 7th, 2011
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fuckin lesbians