over 9000 penises
Created on: September 19th, 2008
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Oprah is outraged at over 9000 pedo erections

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September 19th, 2008
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classic. just shorten the audio. all you need is the last two lines
September 19th, 2008
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Don't shorten audio, that would put it out of context. Good find.
September 19th, 2008
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Agreed the context makes this grand.
September 19th, 2008
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This is great. I hate Oprah.
September 19th, 2008
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Vegeta! What does his Pedo Level read?
September 19th, 2008
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let's all try to not make an obvious reference to another quote with this particular number in it. show some restraint.
September 19th, 2008
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dammit...beat me by one second.
September 22nd, 2008
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You beat me by multiple seconds. So many seconds, that if you were to ask how many seconds, I would reply with a grand number. How grand a number? Well, a number so grand it would be quite necessary for me to yell it, or type in upper case as it were. This would all be followed by a minimum of six exclamation marks, as to further illustrate my sudden confusion and rage at relaying such a daft and compromising series of digits. Why are you still reading this.
September 19th, 2008
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YOU'RE TOO LATE! I HAVE OPENED THE GATES!
September 19th, 2008
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do you have any idea what you've just done?
September 19th, 2008
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you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, but you didn't stop to think if you should
September 19th, 2008
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but he did.
September 19th, 2008
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sh*t
September 19th, 2008
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My penis is still charging!
September 19th, 2008
(16)
Is somebody raping a dog in the background?
September 20th, 2008
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Sorry. I'll keep it down next time.
September 19th, 2008
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All I hear is static. :(
September 19th, 2008
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i like this iteration better, intentional or not. changing score to 5. good job, lynch.
September 19th, 2008
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Is it just me, or is Internet Culture permeating mainstream culture more and more these days? Oh, and this is win. Was it on the air?
September 19th, 2008
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Would these qualify as strange penises?
September 19th, 2008
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Only if they were put through the Large Hardon Collider
September 19th, 2008
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Large Hardon...tee-hee.
September 19th, 2008
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Omfg. YES WIN!
September 19th, 2008
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WHAT 9000!?!?
September 19th, 2008
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I cast C*ck of the Infinite on my nine thousand penises before I stick them all through every one of O's orifices at once.
September 19th, 2008
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ITS OVER 9000!!! (i just quoted dbz in case you didnt get it) you should have made this a funny joke off of dragonball z like that funny quote. get it?
September 20th, 2008
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I just have to say thx for the comment. i listen to your music on the way to school on the bus ( college and its milwaukee transit) so thx.
September 19th, 2008
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all i hear is lemme then static, if I'm missing something I'll change my vote
September 19th, 2008
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This desperately needs some crazy DrangonBall Z hair MS Paint'ed on Oprah. I'm just sayin.
September 19th, 2008
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Please don't believe what you read on the net, Oprah.
September 19th, 2008
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They raped my childhood.
September 19th, 2008
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What's the difference between a tortoise and a pedophile? The tortoise waits for the hare.
September 19th, 2008
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What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face.
September 19th, 2008
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^^ I enjoyed that ^^
September 20th, 2008
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LOL
September 23rd, 2008
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Hahahahahahaha and compdudes comment
September 19th, 2008
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shorten the audio and then win for you
September 19th, 2008
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Eight is too late to date.
September 19th, 2008
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This would be funny if it had Drew Pickles
September 19th, 2008
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Sounds like a pretty happenin' message board
September 19th, 2008
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I'm sure bobgods66 just posted that so he could make this.
September 20th, 2008
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? I'm drunk...
September 19th, 2008
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Usually I think 4chan sucks balls, but this is pretty funny.
September 21st, 2008
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/b/ was never good, but a few gems do show up.
September 19th, 2008
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but it only took 300 penises to defeat xerxes' army
September 20th, 2008
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it just stalled him until salemis and platea
September 19th, 2008
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Also Saiyans.
September 19th, 2008
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What the f*ck happend to the audio? I don't hear anything other than some white noise.
September 20th, 2008
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I'm just commenting on a defect of the site... not my fault. minus me all you want. I downloaded the auido and.... its funny!
September 19th, 2008
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Take this bullsh*t back to 4chan...
September 19th, 2008
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WTF ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!11!!!
September 19th, 2008
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there's too much audio. I don't want to know what these penises are doing.
September 19th, 2008
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In the words of the geico cavemen: Um.....WHAT?
September 19th, 2008
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The internet truly is serious business.
September 19th, 2008
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kidfuk
September 19th, 2008
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Oh my god. Oprah owned by anonymous. I f*cking love the Internet.
September 19th, 2008
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This is brilliant, the fact that apparently an "over 9000" reference made it to oprah in the form of pedophilia. This is golden platinum diamonds.
September 20th, 2008
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you just summed up in words what i i tried to in a soundbite and still
September 20th, 2008
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w00t anonymous
September 20th, 2008
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ROFL
September 20th, 2008
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Brian, nnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2008
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it's a penis * 9000
September 20th, 2008
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Actually the formula is as follows: (Penis * 9001) > 9000 Penises
September 20th, 2008
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4chan sh*t
September 20th, 2008
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It doesn't make a bit of difference guys, the balls are inert.
September 20th, 2008
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lol
September 20th, 2008
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This is what you call trolled hard...Oprah is a dumb whore that i want to put my dick in those big tits....whoreF*CK WHORE dumb bitch IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2008
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NEVAR FORGET AN HERO.
September 20th, 2008
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deceiving oprah with 4chan trickery = funny joking about raping children = not funny. at. all.
September 20th, 2008
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WHY IS THIS N S F W !!!!!! Moderators are getting out of control with that lately! There is nothing unsafe for work about the f*cking word "PENISES" YOU UPTIGHT F*CKS! I can understand it when there is cursing or killing or nudity.. but none of that here! its the f*cking word PENIS!!!!! A PART OF THE BODY! Remove the NSFW tag or i am going to lose a LOT of respect for the integrity of this sites mods.
September 20th, 2008
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the sound bite is from national television so it shouldn't be. Knowing me I hit not safe for work when i made it though...
September 20th, 2008
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no it originally wasnt NSFW
September 20th, 2008
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ok, then it makes no sense its nsfw since anyone in america could have heard this at 4pm central on abc
September 20th, 2008
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Oprah got absolutely pwned.
September 20th, 2008
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a penis it goes peepee
September 20th, 2008
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This needs more Vegeta, even thought IT'S OVER 9000!!!! is way played out.
September 20th, 2008
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holy f*ckin sh*t....unbelieveable EPIC WINRAR!
September 20th, 2008
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fuunny 4kchamn amononymouse
September 20th, 2008
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Oprah! What does the scouter say about the penis level!?
September 21st, 2008
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you're all gay for having clicked on this site.
September 21st, 2008
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or maybe, just maybe, we knew what it was about?
September 22nd, 2008
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no..you're all just gay
September 21st, 2008
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over 9000 penises!!! rofl
September 21st, 2008
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Wearing Guy Fawkes masks, wearing anime shirts, and blasting RickRoll music can get you laid.
September 21st, 2008
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the bitch is back.
September 21st, 2008
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Beano™ before and there'll be no gas.
September 21st, 2008
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Sometimes you find a pretty, shiny nickel in a pile of steaming sh*t.
September 22nd, 2008
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ITS OVER 9000 PENIS"S OPERA U GOT PWNED, U FAIL AT INTERNETZ LOLZ
September 22nd, 2008
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*hears static* Oprah, what happened?! OPRAH?! OPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
September 22nd, 2008
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sup /b/
September 22nd, 2008
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^sweet deal that they removed "nsfw" from this site. i was pretty heated a few days ago about that :)
September 22nd, 2008
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ytmnd is a pedophile network
September 22nd, 2008
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/b/ or not. i lol'd
September 22nd, 2008
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remix' out: oprahninethousand.ytmnd.com
September 22nd, 2008
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So what does the scouter say about the power level of said penises?
September 22nd, 2008
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lol oprah
September 22nd, 2008
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lolololololol, she got over 9000'D
September 22nd, 2008
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it's over 9000 cubic centimeters
September 22nd, 2008
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THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!!
September 23rd, 2008
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Mmmm. Smells like Subway.