President Palin's State of the Union
Created on: September 28th, 2008
President Palin's State of the Union
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September 28th, 2008
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you just need tighten up the reverb. 5 anyway.
September 29th, 2008
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Your screen name is a PALINdrome and you made a site about PALIN...spooky!
September 29th, 2008
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thats from planes trains and automobiles, isnt it? also, thats a pretty solid edit...good work.
September 29th, 2008
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John Candy died for our sins.
September 29th, 2008
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above statement it true
September 29th, 2008
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Planes, trains, and penises.
September 29th, 2008
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PACARD '08
September 30th, 2008
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I agree on the reverb.. but.. I can't not fav this.
September 30th, 2008
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Obamunist
September 30th, 2008
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Obama is a worthless n*gg*r, and so are you, but this made me laugh, so five anyway. MCCAIN-PALIN 2008 !!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2008
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actually ferris bullers day off not planes trains and automobiles, john candy still died for our sins though
October 3rd, 2008
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world war 2 ended because pacard and john candy went back in time and killed hitler so he couldnt become president of east germany and use his political influence to cheat in the winter olympics
October 3rd, 2008
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^this man speaks the truth
October 5th, 2008
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expected more funeh
October 21st, 2008
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MOAR LIKE TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHIC S AMIRITE LOL no seriously 5'd
September 28th, 2008
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I want a f*cking qualified vice president right f*cking now.
September 28th, 2008
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Especially considering McCain's probably gonna die of a heart attack if elected.
September 28th, 2008
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may I see your ballot?
September 28th, 2008
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When theres something strange in the GOP campaign...who you gonna call? JOE BIDEN
September 28th, 2008
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yes, i want a vice president QUALIFIED to to cast a vote in the event of a Senate deadlock and to preside over and certify the official vote count of the U.S. Electoral College... I mean when will someone be able to do those things? It has been too long America!
September 29th, 2008
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sad thing. palin is more qualified to run the country than barack obama.
September 29th, 2008
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I want a qualified Democratic presidential candidate right now.
September 29th, 2008
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barack spent more time campaigning for president since he became senator than he has spent being a real senator...Palin is way more experienced
September 29th, 2008
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LOL Bob I would just give up and stop commenting, your replies are being obliterated into nothingness
September 29th, 2008
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Vote Republican
September 29th, 2008
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If you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be in any elected position, there is no hope for you.
September 29th, 2008
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McCain should have chosen another VP running mate that wouldn't embarrass herself in interviews, and give reason to question McCain's judgment.
September 29th, 2008
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Casting the tie-breaking vote in the Senate? Hell, even I'M f*ckin' qualified to do that. I want a qualified PRESIDENT, so tell NObama step aside.
September 29th, 2008
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Mabye if the Democrats actually picked a good person to run for president, then there WOULD be a better choice. But we'll never have another JFK...
September 29th, 2008
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True. But I could say the same of the republican party. Both parties are dingbats that don't pick good candidates. Obama doesn't seem so bad though, definitely more likable than John Kerry. Well, actually...
September 29th, 2008
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That's like saying puke is more likeable than poop.
September 29th, 2008
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"I want a f*cking qualified vice president right f*cking now." It's your f*cking qualified president, get it when you f*cking need it. JG Wentworth is there for you.
September 30th, 2008
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Crusty your opinion doesn't matter, are you seriously going to pretend it wasn't the republican-led administration over the last 8 years that ran our economy into the ground?
September 30th, 2008
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Btw, all candidates are better than poop. We get so caught up in debates over what is worse for this country that we forget that most of the time these are people that are, for the most part, decent human beings that get painted as demons for benefit the other party. These campaigns think the American people are so stupid and ignorant that we will only choose our candidate based on politics of fear. If one of the candidates becomes a monster to a voter, there is only one choice, and you get their vote.
September 30th, 2008
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Actually, you know what? It's a bit out of line to say that I discount your opinion. I'm not trying to be arrogant and snooty, I just think you are overreacting due to a miscommunications and exaggerations in the mainstream media. As I stated above, the other side is always the devil, but its not like that. I must say that McCain is a million times better than Bush, and Joe Biden is barely more qualified than Palin, so don't pretend that I have an extreme democratic bias, that negates all of my opinion.
September 30th, 2008
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You know what? I hate getting into this sh*t, because in normal circumstances, our opinions on this wouldn't be brought up. And quite frankly, its all be for the better, because who really (in every day life) judge people based on politics that are out of their control anyway? NOBODY. So why do we let various beliefs affect us so much? *ssh*les that want to fill their ego, or line their pockets with oil money. F*ck Politics.
September 30th, 2008
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Heh, I'm not even arguing with anyone directly and I'm still defending myself on an internet with paragraphs of text. But seriously though, Drinking is great, because everyone wins. Who can say no to the mind altering pleasures of your favorite fine alcoholic beverages (or not so fine alcohol beverages). Alcohol '08!
September 30th, 2008
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"wisdom"cube, are you going to pretend that the government is run by one man? We have a democratic-controlled congress with the lowest approval ratings in history, even lower than Bush and, contrary to hippie delusions, Bush is not an autocrat with absolute power. Congress, overrun with dems, has had at least as much to do with this collapse as anyone. So put down your Jack Daniels, turn off your George Clooney movies and do some objective research.
September 30th, 2008
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^ Exactly
September 30th, 2008
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^ Yeah, all of the country's financial problems are only two years old. I'm starting to think Max should take away our 1st amendment YTMND rights and auto-delete all political sites.
October 1st, 2008
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I think I prefer the Jack Daniels. And I never said the government was run by one man, but if you think that Bush was not a contributing factor in this royal f*ck up that is our economy, you are crazy (he did pick all the people in his administration after all). And if anything, having a democrat dominated congress meant that all new legislation got frozen, and no new damaging policies could be added.
October 1st, 2008
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And objective research isn't watching Fox News. I try to avoid the mainstream new media for political information when it comes to making observations that will shape my opinion on the issues at hand. If you did a little research you would know that Palin can't even construct basic coherent sentences let alone produce counter points to the questions being asked in an interview. How can she run our country? How could you possibly say that she is more qualified than someone who can actually articulate?
October 2nd, 2008
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I don't care that palin is the VP, I would have rather had McCain pick someone else, but regardless I would rather have McCain as president then to subscribe to the Obama/Biden train. "Hope" is actually a perfect slogan for Obama "I hope I know what I'm doing!"
October 2nd, 2008
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"[Sarah] can't even construct basic coherent sentences." Yes, she can, especially moreso than Uh-uh-uhbama when the teleprompter breaks or Joe "President FDR got on TV in 1929" Biden when he's hallucinating history. Is a 2-year governor with years of executive business experience as qualified to be VP as 30-year senator? No, she's not. Is she more qualified than a part-time *ssh*le college professor with 140 days of legislative experience and 0 days executive experience? You bet your sweet bippy she is.
October 2nd, 2008
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Everyone knows the main reason for the f*ck-up economy, as you put it, is banks lending money to people with bad credit. That's exactly what your boy Obama trained his Marxist drones at ACORN to pressure banks into doing when he was chasing handouts in Chicago. This is small potatoes compared to what he'll do to our economy if he gets the White House. BTW attacking me for things I never said, such as "Bush not being a contributing factor" is an old fallacy known as a "straw man" argument.
October 3rd, 2008
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you're an idiot. the government 'forced' the government to give people loans, rather than unregulated business realizing they could make money. riiiight. completely ignore Gramm and the Enron loophole and that the republicans have had control over the legislative branch forf*ckingever. pass the buck eternally, capitalism is just fine by me but morons who pretend it can do no wrong and make up boogeymen wherever they can find an inch are exactly what drove all this into the sh*tter.
October 3rd, 2008
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as for Obama being less qualified than Palin, what a joke. Obama is no saint, but he's been a constitutional lawyer, led the f*cking harvard law review, and has been putting out his opinions and arguing them for a long time. it took a long time for him to be taken seriously, whereas Palin, who cant even handle a press conference, who skipped around 5 schools in 6 years, with a journalism degree, who can't name a supreme court case outside roe vs. wade, is suitable to handle these decisions?
October 4th, 2008
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calvin roberson vs citibank 1994 what LAWYER represented these guys? now that couldnt have ANYTHING to do with banks making bad loans... of course not
October 4th, 2008
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mattressman'd
October 5th, 2008
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thank you
October 5th, 2008
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Crusty needs to stop getting his "news" exclusively from worldnetdaily.
October 5th, 2008
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Mattress: ACORN isn't a government agency. Obama never wrote ONE article for the Harvard Law Review. You & cretin need to stop getting your brainwashing from Rolling Stone and US Magazine. What allergy do liberals have against objective research and critical thought? F*ck it...I'm goin' bowling.
October 5th, 2008
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Oh sorry, I'm sure you round things out nicely with The Savage Nation.
October 5th, 2008
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Right, and all conservative news is fair and balanced. I'm not a liberal but I'm assuming that your statement was directed at me. Here's the thing, if we are all willing to type long elaborate paragraphs about why we think you are wrong, we are not against critical thought, and there is nothing objective about the media. I like bowling too. And you are probably a good guy in real life so why must we insult each other because we have different political views that have very little bearing on real life?
October 5th, 2008
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^I would argue that they have a significant bearing on real life, but that's just me.
October 7th, 2008
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F*CK YEAH SAVAGE NATION
October 7th, 2008
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You are right, I didn't mean it doesn't have any bearing our lives, but it does affect us very little, at least as long as we are able to live our privileged first world lives as average Americans. When I said real life I meant our own little small worlds that we live in socially in a day to day basis, not the big stuff that affects our world on a larger scale when it doesn't reach home.
October 7th, 2008
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Unfortunately it might hit home very soon. I still don't think we shouldn't let political beliefs affect how we treat each other though. We are still all human after all.
October 10th, 2008
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-2 for savage nation eh? whats so bad about michael savage
September 28th, 2008
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I know that voice. That's Edie McClurg.
September 29th, 2008
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Edie McClurg has a brief nude scene during the opening credits of "CARRIE" (1976) --The More You Know ----
September 29th, 2008
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I know. I made a site about it.
September 29th, 2008
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I know. You're OBSeSSeD with her.
September 29th, 2008
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She's funny in Cheech and Chong's Next Movie.
September 29th, 2008
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nude scenes are a wonderful thing (pink name combo breaker)
September 28th, 2008
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Wonderful from a wonderful movie.
September 28th, 2008
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I want a f*cking car right f*cking now
September 28th, 2008
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Do you think we'll be able to say "black" anymore if Obama is in office? Seriously, do you think he'll form a "Black Panther Secret Police Squad" to squash out anyone who posts "nagger" on the internet?
September 28th, 2008
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omg
September 28th, 2008
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Oh. Your. God.
September 28th, 2008
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oh dear....were f*cked
September 28th, 2008
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That's actually an improvement over the real Sarah Palin, and it's not nearly as embarrassing as her actual interview with Katie Couric. Jesus Christ,how did she get a VP nomination. She's clueless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVnhCG2_39w&feature=bzb302
September 28th, 2008
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You sounded like Dirty Harry just then!
September 28th, 2008
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GOBBLE GOBBLE *snort*
September 28th, 2008
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holy f*cking crap
September 29th, 2008
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4 people running for president, the only one with balls and brains is the woman, go figure.
September 29th, 2008
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You can start by wiping that f*&^ing dumbass smile off you rosy f&*^ing cheeks. And you can give me a f*&^ing automobile! A f&*^ing Datsun, a f&*^ing Mustang, a f&**ing Honda, a f*$^ing Buick! Four f&*^ing wheels and a seat!
September 29th, 2008
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Am I the only one who recognizes this from Planes, Trains and Automobiles?
September 29th, 2008
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Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as I do when thinking about Palin
September 29th, 2008
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Planes Trains And Automobiles
September 29th, 2008
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September 29th, 2008
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Funny Voted 4 for good measure.
September 29th, 2008
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Palin will be president.
September 29th, 2008
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funny website about the election vote 5
September 29th, 2008
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WIN
September 29th, 2008
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WE"RE SCREWED, SHE CAN"T COOK
September 29th, 2008
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Putting Palin on the ticket has made me lose any chance of liking McCain. He (or his advisers, whoever is running this train wreck) must think that Americans are f*cking retarded. It's simply insulting. The only reason to nominate Palin is to get the women vote, using this logic: Palin is a woman, therefore women will vote for Palin. This is despite the fact that Palin is more anti-women than I am. The saddest part is that it worked to an extent.
September 29th, 2008
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I would have preferred Kay Bailey Hutchinson on the ticket.
September 29th, 2008
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win.
September 29th, 2008
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"Oh, he's very popular John. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
October 22nd, 2008
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yes, awesome!
September 29th, 2008
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AAAWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
September 29th, 2008
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Since when do they have thanksgiving in January? Five for lolz, minus one for holiday inaccuracy.
September 29th, 2008
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What's up with the stupid Minnesotan accent?
September 29th, 2008
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and the white house turns in that 70's show
September 29th, 2008
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LMAO!
September 29th, 2008
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You sounded like Dirty Harry just now in your ytmnd.
September 29th, 2008
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Obama supporters criticizing someone's lack of experience is quite ironic.
September 29th, 2008
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True but...in order to prepare for the VP debate next week she's going to Arizona for "debate camp"? What is she in high school?
September 29th, 2008
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We are in good hands.
September 30th, 2008
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Nov 4th, don't forget to VOTE and no not for this woman and her "running mate" lol.
September 30th, 2008
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September 30th, 2008
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Sara Palen
October 1st, 2008
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Downvoted.
October 1st, 2008
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No matter how much you downvote this, she still won't sleep with you.
October 1st, 2008
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But her daughter will
October 1st, 2008
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Shuko, do you seriously think they didn't coach the hell out of Obama before his McCain debate? He was like a rehearsed slogan machine.
October 1st, 2008
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AHAHAHAH!
October 1st, 2008
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RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2008
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Ron Paul '08
October 1st, 2008
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good god, man you must walk on water
October 2nd, 2008
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Funny but minus 2 for knockin our future Milf In Chief
October 2nd, 2008
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on her interview with couric i swear she sounded just like miss south carolina
October 2nd, 2008
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,lame
October 3rd, 2008
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Brocko Bamo
October 3rd, 2008
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Biden owned her in the debate. I like how the expectations for her were set so low that as long as she didn't sh*t her pants, she did a great job. Republicans are just plain bad human beings.
October 4th, 2008
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This.
October 6th, 2008
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We have no way of ascertaining whether or not she shat her pants.
October 3rd, 2008
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I'm not sure what makes me want to projectile vomit more, looking at her or listening to her talk. God it's going to be an awful f*cking 8 years of her in office.(After the events and outcomes of the 2000 and 2004 elections I don't believe that we'll see another Democratic president in the white house in our lifetime if ever.) I'm pretty sure I may have to manually blind and deafen myself if she's going to be on television/radio/the internet on a weekly basis.
October 4th, 2008
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nice.
October 4th, 2008
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f*ck yeah 5ing
October 4th, 2008
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The only thing that gets me to stop laughing at this eventually is the fear that it will actually become reality.
October 5th, 2008
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Yeah.
October 5th, 2008
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Simple ytmnd is simple, but effective.
October 5th, 2008
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lol Ferris Bueller reference +5
October 6th, 2008
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LOLWUT
October 6th, 2008
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Love Sarah, wish the ticket were Palin/McCain, but this is a good YTMND.
October 20th, 2008
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WOW THIS RULES
October 31st, 2008
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"Oh you're a stitch!"
November 1st, 2008
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omfg