Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal
Created on: November 24th, 2008
Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal
IMO, Steve should've added a figure four leglock to the end of this move. I guess this will do.

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November 24th, 2008
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Fun Fact: While working as a martial arts coordinator on the set of Never Say Never Again, Steven Seagal broke Sean Connery's wrist.
November 24th, 2008
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Keep in mind Connery was 98 years old at the time.
November 24th, 2008
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All Seagal did was high five him.
November 24th, 2008
(0)
what did Connery say about that?
November 24th, 2008
(8)
You're the man now dog!
November 25th, 2008
(13)
After Steven Seagal broke Sean Connery's wrist, Connery proceeded to break Seagal's career.
November 25th, 2008
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After which, it only took Connery 23 minutes to do so.
November 25th, 2008
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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist
November 26th, 2008
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just break the wrist, and walk away
November 27th, 2008
(2)
Im going to send this to my grandmother :D
November 24th, 2008
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featured user is credit to team
November 24th, 2008
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Stolen: http://holidaycheer.ytmnd.com/
November 24th, 2008
(0)
That's not copy catting, it's piggy backing!
November 25th, 2008
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I'd say more of a reasonable sequel. Now, we just need one for Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Swharzenegger.
November 24th, 2008
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AAaaAHAHHAHHHAHhHhahAHhahH!!
November 25th, 2008
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krrllsshsh
November 25th, 2008
(0)
siss siss sa panda, siss siss sa P1ZZ4, siss siss sa Poland, siss siss sa NEDM, siss siss sa midget, siss siss sa cabinet...
November 24th, 2008
(2)
You said Happy Holidays! War on Christmas! Quick call Fox News and get Bill on the line!
November 24th, 2008
(3)
THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY CATS CRADLE DAMMIT
November 24th, 2008
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November 24th, 2008
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Stuck under the influence of suffocation? Join the anal CPR crew today!
November 24th, 2008
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1 to counter kiss asses.
November 24th, 2008
(3)
5 to counter a severely troubled young boy.
November 24th, 2008
(0)
DNS
November 24th, 2008
(3)
Agreed. I was just hoping you got the point after 4 loops. Silly me.
November 24th, 2008
(0)
Political Correctness
November 24th, 2008
(0)
in before Thanksgiving! good job
November 24th, 2008
(0)
Dear Santa I want a 5" wide c*ck sleeve that tastes like gasoline, love ryanmontana
November 24th, 2008
(0)
http://www.gentlemenstoybox.com/CyberSkin-4-Xtra-Thick-Transformer-Penis-Extension-p-37.html
November 24th, 2008
(2)
now you can wear optimus prime's penis
November 24th, 2008
(8)
CLICK TO ENLARGE
November 24th, 2008
(2)
i wish he actually turned to the camera and spoke-whispered like he always talks: "Merry Chirstmas" as the guy hollered
November 24th, 2008
(0)
lol kiss ass
November 24th, 2008
(0)
I like how fake that arm looks too.
November 24th, 2008
(0)
Or maybe a piledriver. Then again, no.
November 24th, 2008
(4)
Suggestion: use a holiday tune and loop the bone cracking audio on top of it (it might sync better too).
November 24th, 2008
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lol copy cat killer
November 24th, 2008
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That's for my wife, f*ck you and have a merry christmas!
November 25th, 2008
(0)
classic steve
November 25th, 2008
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I beat Steven Seagal in an ITG tournament. I have video proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqAlAtHIOQ It's hard to tell that it's him at first, but the not-quite hard bodied physique and old man ponytail are clear giveaways.
November 25th, 2008
(0)
fantastic sync
November 25th, 2008
(1)
wasn't this done before
November 25th, 2008
(0)
I wish I could give season's greetings as effectively as Steven Seagal.
November 25th, 2008
(4)
Steven Seagull™ Arm Breakerz™
November 25th, 2008
(2)
The other guy looks like Sly Stallone.
November 25th, 2008
(2)
where's the bruce leeroy kwanzaa card?
November 25th, 2008
(0)
You can look at the arm broken and the hand that its attached to. Obvious Fake.
November 25th, 2008
(3)
God, I just love these Christmas cards.
November 25th, 2008
(0)
gets better as it falls out of sync
November 25th, 2008
(0)
mmm, walnuts
November 26th, 2008
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What? This is just a copy of your (albeit hilarious) van damme holiday site, minus the selling point of the goofy smile/immaculate hair. Once you take that out, where's the funny?
November 26th, 2008
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bone-cracking/bloodcurdling scream?
November 26th, 2008
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Definitely the van damme one is funnier though.
November 26th, 2008
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Yeah. It's hard to beat that Van Damme clip. The arm break is Seagal's patented move, so I went with him this year. HAPY HOLLYDAYS THO ANYWAY THX!!!
November 27th, 2008
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No offense meant by my comment or vote. Much love ryan, you're one of the best around
November 27th, 2008
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None taken, buddeh.
November 30th, 2008
(1)
nothing's gonna ever keep you down
November 26th, 2008
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I want to send this to my entire family.
November 26th, 2008
(1)
sid vicious's leg sayz hai
November 26th, 2008
(2)
I'm going to take you to the bank senator, the blood bank DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
November 26th, 2008
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here's my badge. Fair game now, ok? This is your trophy, this is your trophy! Come and get it.
November 26th, 2008
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November 26th, 2008
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Dude I f*cking love your sites XD
November 26th, 2008
(0)
oddly satisfying
November 26th, 2008
(0)
I'm going to send this e-card to lots of people
November 26th, 2008
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the gift that keeps on giving.
November 26th, 2008
(0)
+6 for keywords
November 27th, 2008
(0)
KLCHLPOP
November 27th, 2008
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holy damnit christmas
November 27th, 2008
(0)
HI-LARIOUS
November 27th, 2008
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
November 28th, 2008
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you are quoting the wrong Seagal movie! That is from "Above The Law", during the hotel kitchen scene where Mr. Zagon was about to inject Nico (Seagal's Character) with his truth serum and interrogate him "just for the fight".
November 27th, 2008
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Fun Fact: While working as a martial arts coordinator on the set of Under Siege, Gene LeBell choked out Steven Seagal and caused him to soil himself while unconscious.
November 28th, 2008
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Enjoy your chicken dinner
November 28th, 2008
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LMAO!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha classic Seagal!
November 28th, 2008
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I laughed, but JVCD for life
November 28th, 2008
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Anyone seen Richie????? Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!?
November 28th, 2008
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In America we say merry christmas.
December 6th, 2008
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this reminds me of my christmas childhood when daddy used to sit us around the christmas tree and break our arms :)
September 21st, 2009
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
September 21st, 2009
(1)
Best YTMND postcard ever
October 29th, 2009
(1)
This is one of my favorite YTMNDs
October 30th, 2009
(0)
Stay tuned...
May 31st, 2011
(1)
CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS