Captain James Kirk: USS Middle School Dance
Created on: December 23rd, 2008
Captain James Kirk: USS Middle School Dance

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December 23rd, 2008
(16)
I'm erect.
December 23rd, 2008
(10)
Hopefully she won't notice ... oh man but this is her favorite song ... this would be a great way to let her know how I think this night should end ...
December 23rd, 2008
(5)
...I wonder if I went too heavy on the cool water cologne
December 23rd, 2008
(5)
Ripper, he's obviously wearing seduction with a hit of flamed-broiled meat.
December 23rd, 2008
(10)
Oh god, she just rubbed against it. Please god, tell me she didn't notice my boner.............
December 24th, 2008
(7)
I'm Gonna Need A New Pair Of Pants..
December 25th, 2008
(1)
...the tears devour you...
December 25th, 2008
(1)
He was a big boy back then...
December 31st, 2008
(0)
Crap, my hands are sweaty.
January 9th, 2009
(-1)
Uh oh! She definitely noticed that! ........ Hey she didn't do anything! Im gonna score!
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
Yeya!
December 26th, 2008
(-6)
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(-6)
Word... I fingered hella bitches to that song.
December 23rd, 2008
(6)
Awwwww that's so swee.. I mean... I'm a guy and that's not manly.
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
Thank you, yours aren't bad though.
December 25th, 2008
(-1)
Manly is what I do and that, was Manly....
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
Oh God, it's like I'm back in 1996...
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
2000
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
Savage Garden - Savage Garden 1997. Actually.
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
they still play this song at high school dances
December 24th, 2008
(8)
I was unaware kids still slow danced. I mean, the kids, they listen to the rap music, don't know what the jazz is all about, etc...
December 24th, 2008
(1)
God I'm f*cking old... This doesn't seem long ago to me.
December 27th, 2008
(-1)
OLD
December 30th, 2008
(-1)
Penguin waddle dancing FTW
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
they're gonna french
December 23rd, 2008
(1)
Or worse ---- third base.
December 23rd, 2008
(3)
So good it hurts
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
my name is james siberius kirk
December 23rd, 2008
(-21)
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(-21)
gay.
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
Needs some *ss grabbin!
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
i always knew those crazy kids would get together someday
December 23rd, 2008
(10)
no one stands that close during middle school dances
December 23rd, 2008
(4)
Obviously we didn't go to the same middle school. They had to have the teachers break up the grinds.
December 23rd, 2008
(5)
Each volunteer 'chaperone' had a ruler they would forcibly use to demonstrate the appropriate level of closeness, probably a good thing since nobody could keep from popping wood back then anyway
December 30th, 2008
(1)
I once popped a wood during a slow dance... but she was pretty k3wl with it.
December 23rd, 2008
(5)
Kirk and I dated for a day in 7th grade between 3rd period and 8th period
January 31st, 2013
(0)
Kirk and I dated once in 7th grade between 8th and 1st period.
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
Whos alt is this again?
December 23rd, 2008
(3)
klassix
December 23rd, 2008
(1)
lol
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
They grow up so fast.
December 23rd, 2008
(1)
only episode of star trek i've ever seen and i wanted to make this very site.
December 23rd, 2008
(-13)
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(-13)
emo garbage
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
I think his eye is made of tin foil.
December 23rd, 2008
(0)
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(0)
I really wish this YTMND reflected the childhood of someone growing up in the 80s instead and thus had "Take My Breath Away" rather than this 90s bullsh*t
December 23rd, 2008
(0)
This song is gayer than the gay fuel theme
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
I wanna stand with you on a mountain.
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down over me.
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry...
December 23rd, 2008
(-1)
I wanna *track skip* I wanna...
December 24th, 2008
(2)
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha.
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
five.
December 24th, 2008
(0)
lol kirk is the girl
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
ha
December 24th, 2008
(0)
That is one ugly 7th grader
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
Aww...
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
Slow dance cubby
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
Back and to the left
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
It's good.
December 24th, 2008
(0)
AS WE GO THROUGH, LIFE TOGETHER, SOMETHING SOMETHING, BE FOREVER?
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
It's the Gorn's first time. Be gentle.
December 24th, 2008
(-1)
Oh, memories.
December 24th, 2008
(0)
she looks exactly like my date in high school.
December 25th, 2008
(-1)
i like what u did here. lol
December 25th, 2008
(0)
I'm gonna cry T_T
December 25th, 2008
(-1)
Classic YTMND is classic
December 25th, 2008
(1)
This cracks me up, even though I was in high school they played this song at our winter formal and I about died back then. this was the icing on my life. definite 5. It is quite disturbing that Kirk is the woman in this image though... I suppose it's Karma though, f*ck enough aliens and one day... they'll f*ck you.
December 25th, 2008
(4)
whoa leave some space for jesus, kids.
December 25th, 2008
(0)
4'd... Cause Middle School dances are usually known for the humongous gap between guy and... "girl" dancing.
December 25th, 2008
(0)
Captain Kirk seems awfully shy back then.
December 25th, 2008
(0)
Yes
December 26th, 2008
(0)
KIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
December 27th, 2008
(1)
lol
December 27th, 2008
(1)
5'd just for the 'dumb'
December 29th, 2008
(0)
Sound Origin: dumb
December 29th, 2008
(0)
Kirk looks really uncomfortable and nervous because he didn't know how to say 'no' to Alien-face... right on!
December 30th, 2008
(0)
This is why YTMND exists
December 30th, 2008
(0)
if you leave, don't leave now, please don't take my heart away... promise me, just one more night, then we'll go our separate ways..
December 30th, 2008
(0)
Chick-ah cherry cola.
December 30th, 2008
(0)
I heard this song just last night and muttered to myself, "f*ckin' junior high dances...." 5 for mind reading.
January 9th, 2009
(1)
...
December 9th, 2009
(0)
100th fav