Meet The ShamWow Scout
Created on: January 11th, 2009
Meet The ShamWow Scout
Some guy from Valve must have seen this movie and based The Scout off of Vince.

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100 http://bienbienbien.net/2009/02/05/shamwow-la-breve-histoire-dun-infomercial-qui-avait-mal-tourne/
46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iUqgBqWUY&feature=related
41 http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=124735
34 http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/deb7t/heavy_knows_how_to_get_down/
30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFdwS8aIZc

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January 11th, 2009
(10)
I go crazy for Platoon Redoubt II! I play Runner all the time!
January 11th, 2009
(2)
Nice... I like this ytmnd!! :D
January 11th, 2009
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5 for the fact that you're the one who made the Chris Crocker tells the kids site.
January 11th, 2009
(8)
you following me camara guy?!
January 11th, 2009
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Am I missing something here?
January 11th, 2009
(5)
you are missing everything
January 11th, 2009
(0)
Bullseye!
January 11th, 2009
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+1 I get it now. I read Vince's Wikipedia page. He's an *ssh*le
January 11th, 2009
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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist
January 12th, 2009
(1)
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
January 12th, 2009
(0)
BEST F*CKING REMIX EVAR
January 11th, 2009
(15)
Best audio ever.
January 11th, 2009
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what about the "boy" part
January 11th, 2009
(11)
correction: BOINK!
January 11th, 2009
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oh...and i guess its not vince from entourage?
January 11th, 2009
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ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE ENTOURAGE
January 11th, 2009
(10)
BACK THE F*CK UP, IS THAT SOME F*CKING SHAMWOW?
January 11th, 2009
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shamWOW
January 11th, 2009
(4)
I musta heard about 1000 bonk songs on youtube already, but I can't get enough of them!
January 11th, 2009
(3)
You'll love my nuts
January 11th, 2009
(2)
BOINK!
January 11th, 2009
(1)
DOINK!
January 11th, 2009
(0)
ZOOM!
January 11th, 2009
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SH*T
January 11th, 2009
(3)
Keep on keepin' on, Vince.
January 11th, 2009
(1)
Itty bitty tiny cowards are no match for the sandvich!
January 11th, 2009
(3)
incredible remix. Also mai boi
January 11th, 2009
(6)
or should I say boink
January 12th, 2009
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doink*
January 11th, 2009
(4)
Vince is God. And if he weren't awesome enough for selling shamwow, slapping his nuts, being scout, and hitting people's heads off, he sued scientology.
January 11th, 2009
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Vince
January 11th, 2009
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Swing batter batter! Nice tune, heh!
January 11th, 2009
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Wow.
January 11th, 2009
(1)
That pyro's a friggin' spy!
January 11th, 2009
(0)
booyacashahhhh
January 11th, 2009
(0)
you better hold on to your head mate
January 11th, 2009
(2)
I'M RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND YA
January 11th, 2009
(4)
Billy Mays is heavy weapons guy
January 11th, 2009
(3)
And Anthony Sullivan is the Sniper.
January 11th, 2009
(2)
You sh*ttin' me?
January 12th, 2009
(1)
You don't need a cabinet full of cleaners.
January 11th, 2009
(3)
I didn't realize you could decapitate someone by hitting them with a baseball bat.
January 11th, 2009
(4)
Try it on all your friends! ^_^
January 12th, 2009
(1)
Hey Rafe, Come here.. I wanna show you my new bat ^_^ LOL
January 11th, 2009
(1)
I don't get it but the music is catchy so 4
January 11th, 2009
(4)
"It's made by Germans so you know its good"
January 11th, 2009
(0)
thats not the real guy...its only an imitator without the warranty
January 11th, 2009
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I don't get it but the music is awesome
January 11th, 2009
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BOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOY
January 11th, 2009
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*boink
January 12th, 2009
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Actually it does sound like boy.
January 11th, 2009
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"You'll be saying WOW everytime"
January 11th, 2009
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You're awesome, and yes Vince Offer=The Scout
January 11th, 2009
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Good thing I did a search of "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS" or else I would have never found this.
January 11th, 2009
(1)
you following me here camera guy?
January 11th, 2009
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Sorry to go off topic, but was The Underground Comedy Movie really as bad as it looked? There used to be ads for the damn thing on all the time.
January 11th, 2009
(4)
Billy Mays > Vince
January 11th, 2009
(0)
Oxi Clean.
January 11th, 2009
(4)
all i can say is sham WOW!
January 11th, 2009
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3 for the remix, 4chan already discovered this months ago.
January 11th, 2009
(3)
yeah, but I discovered the actual PROOF!
January 25th, 2009
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which was discovered months ago
January 11th, 2009
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wtf i have no idea what this is from lol. Wtf is Entourage?
January 11th, 2009
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i think i only like this because i like the hustle
January 11th, 2009
(3)
Slap Chop success story #8888: For years my tuna and life was boring. The thought never occured to me the two were inexplicably linked. Cue: Vince, a man of seemingly infinite wisdom. In a bold and noble gesture he revealed this great secret, all while introducing me to the Slap Chop. And now, my life has taken flight...by the seat of my pants, I go where I haven't gone before. Considering looks can be deceiving...
January 11th, 2009
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to the naked eye it may appear as if I'm only eating a tuna sandwich while wearing nothing but an undershirt in my neighbor's kitchen at 4am on a Sunday morning...but in all reality...I am going places most mortals can only dream of. There's a party in my mouth, and your all invited. (To those who actually read this, my condolences)
January 11th, 2009
(1)
Sounds more like your neighbor's life is going to be changed forever.
January 12th, 2009
(0)
I'm a new man.
January 11th, 2009
(1)
WTWTWTWTWTWTFTFTFTFTFTFTF
January 11th, 2009
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look in real time boink
January 11th, 2009
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ShamWow is so awesome, youll want to hit old ladies with a baseball bat. Its THAT awesome.
January 11th, 2009
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i could listen to this for an hour and not get bored
January 12th, 2009
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or you could listen to this for an hour and not get boned. ...too late.
January 11th, 2009
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Unfunny retarded bullsh*t.
January 12th, 2009
(1)
LEAVE SINISTAR ALONE!!! WILLIAMS ELECTRONICS MADE THAT GAME FOR YOU BASTARDS!
January 14th, 2009
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you have to be retarded to NOT think this is funny! an old woman screams as her scooter slides down the street, where she is met by a guy in a BASEBALL UNIFORM who takes a proper swing and hits her head off? ahahahah what the f*ckkkkkkk
January 11th, 2009
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sounds notably clean. 5'D!
January 12th, 2009
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If you call now, we'll give you a second set ABSOLUTELY FREE!
January 12th, 2009
(1)
omfg this is actually the ShamWow guy...
January 12th, 2009
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wish he had an unnecessary headset thing that looks like those wireless cellphone ear-clip things that your black girlfriend's dad wears 24/7.
January 12th, 2009
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"Only if you call in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day."
January 12th, 2009
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Slap Chopp'd
January 12th, 2009
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stop living a boring life
January 12th, 2009
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<- Approves.
January 12th, 2009
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You'll love his nuts.
January 12th, 2009
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I have sudden urghe to buy the underground comedy movie on DVD.
January 12th, 2009
(0)
MOAR
January 12th, 2009
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I have no idea what the gif is, but the song is amazing! What program do you use to modify the pitch? Audacity is a pain to use to get something to sound in key.
January 12th, 2009
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FL Studio is absolutely perfect for sampling sounds like "BOINK!" and playing them on a sampler. Audacity doesn't have a sampler and makes playing melodies out of sound effects extremely hard.
January 12th, 2009
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Finally, a site that is a worthwhile YTMND.
January 12th, 2009
(0)
BOINK!
January 12th, 2009
(0)
wat
January 12th, 2009
(0)
o wait, i get it
January 12th, 2009
(1)
Need a teleporter here!
January 13th, 2009
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this lasts 1 week, this lasts 10 years. I dunno, It sells itself!
January 13th, 2009
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This is completely nonsensical to me.
January 13th, 2009
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was that Mrs. Fletcher on the wheel chair? If so Ill return to 5 dis'
January 13th, 2009
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Now that someone from YTMND has found his movie, I'm guessing it will be EVERYWHERE!! And it will be awesome. As this is. 5.
January 13th, 2009
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This is the skeezy guy who sells shamwow, amirite?
January 13th, 2009
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eww skeezy is right: "In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate."" ...This guy is bound to have an account here.
January 13th, 2009
(0)
Epic Win, BONK!
January 13th, 2009
(0)
HAHAHAH why is this funny
January 13th, 2009
(0)
lol
January 13th, 2009
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I donít get the fascination with this guy
January 14th, 2009
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someone has to explain to me what movie this is from or what the hell is going on in the movie that he bats an old woman's head off....hahaha....wtffffff
January 21st, 2009
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I'm not even winded.
January 21st, 2009
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4
February 19th, 2009
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Yay TF2!
March 7th, 2009
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Behold the true power of the Sandman's taunt.
June 28th, 2009
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Somebody, please put Billy Mays head over that old woman's.
September 30th, 2014
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This makes no sense to me, but I love it.