MALL COP WITH PAUL BLART
Created on: January 15th, 2009
MALL COP WITH PAUL BLART
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January 15th, 2009
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awesome website!
January 15th, 2009
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FREE GAZA
January 15th, 2009
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Welcome to mallcop dot y t m n d dot com.. A mall cop is a security guard that patrols the mall looking for crime and stuff.
January 15th, 2009
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He has time for arts and crafts, but doesn't have time for an update..
January 15th, 2009
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I like gold
January 15th, 2009
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Nice to see max is still hacked
January 15th, 2009
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gaza is burning because islam is a fake religion jesus christ is the only way to get into heaven and until they accept jesus as their lord and savior they will never know peace
January 15th, 2009
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Heh, i cracked the code and left max a voicemail :D
January 15th, 2009
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I gave you one star because it's like the star of David
January 15th, 2009
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I completely forgot about going to see that movie.
January 15th, 2009
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Rolo Tony brown town, check yourself right at the door. Give us all some Rolos, you know you've got to give us some more, of those Rolos.
January 15th, 2009
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1'd for banning my 18 alts
January 15th, 2009
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nf
January 15th, 2009
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so how do i get one
January 15th, 2009
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you know i didn't vote on this site at first because i didn't get it. Then i saw who made it and 5'd it.
January 15th, 2009
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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist
January 16th, 2009
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best ytmnd or best ytmnd ever?
January 16th, 2009
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Sounds at the end like he says, "Those Dildos"
January 17th, 2009
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muslims are the reason there are wars in the world christianity and judaism are religions of peace and tolerance but islam is a demonic religion created by the devil to kill rape and destroy, bush was a true christian president who understood the need to battle this horrible fake religion. but obama is secretly a terrorist so america will face gods wraith soon for its horrific sin of accepting islam and homosexuality
January 18th, 2009
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max is white?
February 4th, 2009
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blue eyed soul?
January 15th, 2009
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jew gold bath
January 15th, 2009
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sexy hand
January 15th, 2009
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fingersmoke
January 17th, 2009
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tony rolo brown town
January 15th, 2009
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WS
January 15th, 2009
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GREETINGS TO YOU, THE LUCKY FINDER OF THIS GOLDEN TICKET FROM MR. MAX GOLDBERG
January 15th, 2009
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I haven't got sh*t.
January 15th, 2009
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It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!
January 15th, 2009
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I called the number, and if that's you, max, then You have the most lethargic sounding voice I've ever heard.
January 15th, 2009
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IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE THE MARVELOUS SURPRISES THAT AWAIT YOU.
January 15th, 2009
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Where is it?!
January 15th, 2009
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I haven't been out of bed in twenty years.
January 15th, 2009
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I havan't been out of my mama's basement in twenty years
January 15th, 2009
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Not $14.08! How can you make ends meet without $14.08? My heart goes out to you.
January 15th, 2009
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I want a bean feast.
January 16th, 2009
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I wanna ride the boat in the chocolate river! Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! COCCLLATTTTEEEE!!!!!
March 23rd, 2009
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Do we win a tour of your attic and get lifetime downvotes or something
January 15th, 2009
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Best site by max ever.
January 15th, 2009
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Max-McKenzie
January 15th, 2009
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MAX i always wanted to tell you i love your site that has sean connery saying "you're the man now dog"
January 15th, 2009
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hehe
January 15th, 2009
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sheshe
January 15th, 2009
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Dragonheart was better.... So was Entrapment
January 15th, 2009
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Man Do I Ever Love The Tim & Eric Random Show Starring Spagett
January 18th, 2009
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ohHOOO yeah
January 15th, 2009
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MAX keeps his business card in his purse.
January 15th, 2009
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I was about to 1 this untill I heard the music, then yeah,...
January 15th, 2009
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PAUL COP WITH BLART MALL
January 15th, 2009
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This site makes me hard! LOOK AT ME! UP AND ABOUT! WATCH MY SPEED!
January 15th, 2009
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Corvulva?
January 15th, 2009
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What a lovely thing for me to find as soon as I wake up. Good job max, creative indeed.
January 15th, 2009
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Much better than that time you cut your hand off and made a site
January 15th, 2009
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Ooh ooh do we get a chance to recieve one of those if we submit a site? Also will you give the lucky contestants a tour of where all the magic happens?
January 15th, 2009
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Don't let Tim Burton get a hold of it.
January 15th, 2009
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BTW Mall Cop is a very good movie with a well thought out script. I urge all of you to drop what you're doing and go see it immediately.
January 15th, 2009
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How long are you gonna celebrate thanksgiving for?
January 15th, 2009
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Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.
January 15th, 2009
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FACT: Paul Blart is NOT A BLACK MAN!
January 15th, 2009
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He's not even from the mall!
January 15th, 2009
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lawl
January 15th, 2009
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ROLO'S
January 15th, 2009
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This is a trap so max can rape the winner
January 15th, 2009
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This one's for your pepper!
January 15th, 2009
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I love Frank Caliendo, he will be great as MALL COP.
January 15th, 2009
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omg look at that subtle off gold coloring..
January 15th, 2009
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Max has no Class. Its his day off. Class resumes tomorrow at 9am.
January 15th, 2009
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thanks, and i'd just gotten that song out of my head from that day you set it as background music.
January 15th, 2009
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check yourself at the door gimme some more gimme some more gimme some more of your ytmnd
January 15th, 2009
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i just noticed you grew your thumb back.
January 15th, 2009
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rick rolled
January 15th, 2009
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lo i ge t is gld cus hs a jw LOOLLOLOOLOL
January 15th, 2009
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hahaha nice to see your a fan of Tim and Eric. gotta love this song
January 15th, 2009
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Max, I found a similar card under my bed sheets... does that mean I get to visit your wonderful YTMND factory?
January 15th, 2009
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that's my ticket to freedom
January 15th, 2009
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mac ripped off the user LCadwallader by saying website in the description
January 15th, 2009
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I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET MAX, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!
January 15th, 2009
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Veruca, sweetheart, Im not a magician!
January 15th, 2009
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Thank you for using Rolo Tony, that made my day
January 15th, 2009
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For great justice
January 15th, 2009
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Max... you're turning violet...
January 15th, 2009
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There better be 2 of them, and they better be to Paradise.
January 15th, 2009
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1st
January 15th, 2009
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who do you give business cards?
January 15th, 2009
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college chicks
January 15th, 2009
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high school chicks
January 15th, 2009
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chicks with dicks
January 15th, 2009
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gabbly... and gabbly's willing friends....
January 15th, 2009
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3
February 18th, 2009
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Appropriate.
January 15th, 2009
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I'll take the associated chocolate bar.
January 15th, 2009
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MAX MADE A SITE! MUST 5 IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 15th, 2009
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FAKE!!!! This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong. This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was unhappy with his fighting abilities and decided he'd be much tougher if he got elf ear surgery, and had Baja follow him around playing an ocarina wherever he went. The result was that he got beat up more often, even with the shooting sword sound effect. Go figure.
January 15th, 2009
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forget the magical wonder, I want me some damn rollos
January 15th, 2009
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I want the Rolo's, PLEASE!
January 15th, 2009
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Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination Take a look And you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin With a spin Traveling in The world of my creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it
January 15th, 2009
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There is no Life I know To compare with Pure imagination Living there You'll be free If you truly wish to be If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it There is no Life I know To compare with Pure imagination Living there You'll be free If you truly Wish to be
January 15th, 2009
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lol I beat you to it
January 15th, 2009
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but mine includes all the lyrics and dave c*ckrum
January 15th, 2009
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its funny because its a thing
January 15th, 2009
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A gay thing.
January 15th, 2009
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January 15th, 2009
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Damn Max its called macro, set your camera on it...I'VE GOT A MAGIC TICKET
January 15th, 2009
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I DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS someone plz tell me how to whats up?
January 15th, 2009
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also, 5 this bcaus max made it. oh, look.....EVERYONE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah hahahahhahaahhahaah
January 15th, 2009
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wait is there an actual contest here or is this just a site? am i a dumiot?
January 16th, 2009
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IM SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON?????????????
January 17th, 2009
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max, before you sober up, 5 all 5##hundred of my sites and leave cool red comments on them
January 18th, 2009
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god f*ck off max you fat f*cking jew f*ggot go suck a dick n*gg*r loving c*nt
January 15th, 2009
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max still hasn't come down from his massive tryptophan high, apparently.
January 15th, 2009
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Fine choice of song. It's my ringtone! But you're still a f*ggot.
January 15th, 2009
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Weird, I suddenly have a craving for some rolo's.
January 16th, 2009
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Not handing out a five to the moderator? Why, I feel so ... rebellious.
January 16th, 2009
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no, I'm a moderator, he's the administrator.
January 17th, 2009
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Default damager, with the ill behavior.
January 16th, 2009
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See you at the Nokia Theatre January 30th. Great Job!
January 16th, 2009
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5, because its the max
January 16th, 2009
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children gather round and say: rollo tony brown town check yoself right at the door, give us all some rollos you know you got to give us some more, of those rollos!
January 16th, 2009
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Can I have that ticket?
September 15th, 2009
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No You Cannot have Pie™
January 16th, 2009
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hey max, is that the ticket you and dr1337 use to pick up chicks and get laid
January 16th, 2009
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This many because you call yourself "Mr" Max Goldberg instead of just "Max"
January 16th, 2009
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If this was made by anyone besides max, it would not be rated so high!
January 16th, 2009
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A-SPAGHETT!
January 16th, 2009
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I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know
January 16th, 2009
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garbage
January 17th, 2009
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You have lost it.
January 17th, 2009
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"Exchange this ticket for one Yiddish Cup"
January 17th, 2009
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max's first site since the 60's, gotta five it
January 17th, 2009
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lol Nice business card. I love the site max. I view it daily.
January 17th, 2009
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Awesome site! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2009
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You know what they say of internet admins with small hands...
January 17th, 2009
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Hey Pep-pep!
January 17th, 2009
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There's my chippy
January 17th, 2009
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this site sucks. BUT max made it and everyone NEEDS to kiss his ass...
January 18th, 2009
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just when I thought everyone was dead that remembered this joke... awwww
January 18th, 2009
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What the f*ck you pussy! Why did you blurt out your cell phone number! If you're going to put stuff on the internet, don't be a f*cking pussy about it.
January 18th, 2009
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Being the admin allows you to upload sh*tty ytmnds without them getting 1'd.
January 19th, 2009
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OK. Fine. You are redeemed.
January 19th, 2009
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RANDOM COMMENT TRYING TO GET MAX'S ATTENTION HOPING HE WILL REPLY TO ME LOL
January 27th, 2009
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Needs moar Willy Wonka and less Tim and Eric
January 27th, 2009
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I never thought, my life could be. Anything but catastrophe. But I login to YTMND. With a bit of good luck for me. Cause I've got a golden ticket. I have a golden user name!
February 11th, 2009
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YTMND is dying out faster than bees.
February 18th, 2009
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jewish c*nt
April 13th, 2009
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If I visit the office can I have an official ytmnd pen?
April 18th, 2009
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look at them greasy money grabbers
June 24th, 2009
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5'd for Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! song.
October 25th, 2009
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i love tim and eric
November 20th, 2009
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OK MAX
March 6th, 2010
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let's each write two words on a paper then show it to each other. Rolo Tony Brown Town
March 31st, 2010
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I need to watch Tim and Eric right the f*ck now.
October 13th, 2010
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Pop top, check it out. Lick the foil with your tongue, give it to a friend, as a gift.

...as a gift.
April 29th, 2012
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Give me the ban hammer. YTMND has nothing to lose. If it doesn't work you can claim epic troll and do a system restore or some gay nerd shit like that
May 19th, 2013
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Can I rub my junk on your forehead?
October 19th, 2013
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will it secrete a delicious creamy fluid
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December 9th, 2013
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:)
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it's been so long since I've viewed this site that I forgot this is where the rolos thing originated.