Stephen Hawking's Time Machine
Created on: January 23rd, 2009
Stephen Hawking's Time Machine
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idea stolen from http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/
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bttf, red dragon, stephen hawking
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gr33nscr33n
January 23rd, 2009
7:16:08 PM CST
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Y'up, pretty crappy.
mchugh22
January 23rd, 2009
7:19:49 PM CST
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5'd i laughed.
doctorhamgasm
January 23rd, 2009
7:20:09 PM CST
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i hate hawking
Morgrist
January 23rd, 2009
7:32:28 PM CST
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But you love him burning.
LegoLewdite
January 23rd, 2009
7:35:11 PM CST
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awful.
iownzu5
January 23rd, 2009
8:45:07 PM CST
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:O
January 23rd, 2009
7:35:28 PM CST
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how hard is it to get a wheelchair up to 88 miles per hour?
chronster
January 23rd, 2009
9:46:11 PM CST
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If my calculations are correct, when this wheelchair hits 186,000 miles per second, your gonna see some serious sh*t!
GordonFremen
January 23rd, 2009
7:35:56 PM CST
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Doc > Hawk
shadebrand
January 25th, 2009
3:29:59 AM CST
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Im [+]ing you for ur crafty comment.
fourest
January 23rd, 2009
7:41:26 PM CST
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Haha, great!
TronaldDump
January 23rd, 2009
7:43:24 PM CST
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faulty flux capacitor
nutnics
January 23rd, 2009
7:43:38 PM CST
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33 stars per hour
FowderSoap
January 23rd, 2009
7:43:46 PM CST
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F*cking epic.
Ochobobo
January 23rd, 2009
7:47:05 PM CST
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brilliant
mijreggin
January 23rd, 2009
7:48:49 PM CST
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Rolling lol into a huge guffaw
Stiggy
January 23rd, 2009
8:01:09 PM CST
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Hehe..I saw the image origins and I knew exactly how this was going to turn out--and I still loved the result.
fearcondom
January 23rd, 2009
8:06:56 PM CST
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when Hawking burst into flames at the end of this site I...
MrSinistar
January 23rd, 2009
8:10:20 PM CST
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jizzed in my pants.
MrMuskOx
January 23rd, 2009
9:44:43 PM CST
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I'm not sure what i'm supposed to type here...
NewGifs
April 28th, 2009
2:14:33 PM CDT
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and the confusion caused me to...
teddo
January 23rd, 2009
8:15:55 PM CST
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idea was perfect
Moral-Man
January 23rd, 2009
8:34:54 PM CST
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why would he be outside alone?
Chav-Slayer
January 24th, 2009
6:54:33 AM CST
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Biff called him chicken.
wisdumcube
January 23rd, 2009
8:37:37 PM CST
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wow this is surprisingly not crappy at all
blkmge
January 23rd, 2009
8:48:28 PM CST
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5'd for sideways time travel.
Gravijar
January 23rd, 2009
9:01:48 PM CST
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magical
chronster
January 23rd, 2009
9:38:26 PM CST
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Seems like I rarely fav sites anymore.
VomitingKermit
January 23rd, 2009
9:44:29 PM CST
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garbage
jasonkrowe
January 23rd, 2009
9:59:19 PM CST
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He went 89 miles per hour...he saw more than some serious sh*t.
turkeyofjustice
January 23rd, 2009
10:15:47 PM CST
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5 for burning hawking, bravo
joesixpack
January 23rd, 2009
11:05:31 PM CST
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5'd for Doc's face at the end, he looks truly condescending
slypieguy
January 23rd, 2009
11:19:39 PM CST
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6'd for doc at the end
Iwonderhowlongaccoun
January 23rd, 2009
11:26:21 PM CST
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This Alt likes your alt's work
cretincretin999
January 23rd, 2009
11:41:43 PM CST
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So overrated it gave me an ulcer.
JamesChicks
January 24th, 2009
12:26:39 AM CST
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OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mech
January 24th, 2009
12:37:19 AM CST
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Oh ya this is going in my top ten favorites.
akhiv
January 24th, 2009
12:54:32 AM CST
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The Hawking The Hawking The Hawking's on fire.
akhiv
January 25th, 2009
8:55:26 PM CST
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we don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn.
myaccount
January 24th, 2009
1:05:23 AM CST
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epic all around
kepledon
January 24th, 2009
1:28:49 AM CST
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Everybody in my party laughed.
YourTheCoconutMan
January 24th, 2009
2:03:32 AM CST
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WHOA
PsychoYoshi
January 24th, 2009
2:50:39 AM CST
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Nice.
btk88
January 24th, 2009
2:55:59 AM CST
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lol
magnahelix
January 24th, 2009
3:01:18 AM CST
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human torch of win!
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January 24th, 2009
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January 24th, 2009
4:31:50 AM CST
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January 24th, 2009
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January 24th, 2009
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January 24th, 2009
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January 24th, 2009
4:32:21 AM CST
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January 24th, 2009
4:32:52 AM CST
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doctorhamgasm
January 24th, 2009
7:00:49 PM CST
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doctorhamgasm
January 24th, 2009
7:01:22 PM CST
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!
OmniIcyshelf
February 6th, 2009
2:26:28 PM CST
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I love what you've done with the place.
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January 24th, 2009
4:33:22 AM CST
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January 24th, 2009
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January 24th, 2009
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January 24th, 2009
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mechadamuramu
January 24th, 2009
4:46:29 AM CST
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the LOL made it for me!
teddo
January 29th, 2009
6:15:11 PM CST
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lol yeah
BoredJedi
January 24th, 2009
4:54:23 AM CST
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His one mistake was using hydrogen instead of helium
darkartz
January 24th, 2009
7:16:13 AM CST
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Really, wasn't that funny
papajohn
January 24th, 2009
9:33:06 AM CST
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wow, a funny ytmnd - fav'd
dmaz
January 24th, 2009
10:31:03 AM CST
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Words fail me
MrT-Time
January 24th, 2009
10:38:35 AM CST
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Mullet Man was right.
Compdude
January 24th, 2009
10:52:16 AM CST
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Not THAT funny.
Squirrel1081
January 24th, 2009
10:54:35 AM CST
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Brilliant!
jeeper
January 24th, 2009
11:15:33 AM CST
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win
MasterAL
January 24th, 2009
11:40:45 AM CST
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Awesome just awesome
Kyousuke
January 24th, 2009
12:54:53 PM CST
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1.21 GIGAWATS!!!
jestes311
January 24th, 2009
1:30:02 PM CST
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What the heck is a Gigawat??
Enterprisee
January 24th, 2009
11:34:29 PM CST
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10^9 watts
kraln
January 31st, 2009
12:13:34 PM CST
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10^9 wat
mechadamuramu
February 7th, 2009
5:19:49 AM CST
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What? Aboltoflightning!
Jenko
January 24th, 2009
2:41:47 PM CST
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LOL indeed
ashburn247
January 24th, 2009
3:31:41 PM CST
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that old man is from the wire. FTW
JohnnyTruant
January 24th, 2009
4:21:03 PM CST
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Safety Not Guaranteed! why isn't this in the HOF yet?
barleywilkerson
January 24th, 2009
4:54:51 PM CST
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fived the sh*te out of it
goplight
January 26th, 2009
10:12:57 PM CST
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ahhhhh you said a cuss word with an e at he end ahhhhhhhhhh.
Galenti
January 24th, 2009
6:25:08 PM CST
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great, great, great one off for continuity with his wheelchair though
Starfig
January 24th, 2009
6:44:10 PM CST
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God I'm still laughing my *ss off here. My tears of joy help fav this.
MegaBUD
January 24th, 2009
7:07:08 PM CST
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This one is perfect!
BrewCrewJenks84
January 24th, 2009
7:50:05 PM CST
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I would have liked it better without the "lol" and music at the end
Intellectawe
January 25th, 2009
1:31:23 AM CST
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I agree. Could do without the LOL.
goob
January 24th, 2009
10:32:15 PM CST
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omg, top rated ytmnd of all time! Well it's better than we didn't start this website
CompileError
January 25th, 2009
12:36:55 AM CST
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baby hit 88 mph
mrdarky
January 25th, 2009
1:10:02 AM CST
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This is madness! Also, clocks.
SenatorJohnKerry
January 25th, 2009
2:23:27 AM CST
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http://www.crayolastore.com/product_detail.asp?T1=CRA+58%2D7801&
SenatorJohnKerry
January 25th, 2009
2:24:48 AM CST
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I'M JOHN KERRY, AND I'M REPORTING FOR DUTY.
notabook
January 25th, 2009
2:58:25 AM CST
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Rip off of South Park.
christopherlove
January 25th, 2009
3:21:07 AM CST
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Should have brought his own weapons.
Stig
January 28th, 2009
6:14:08 PM CST
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^^^ Best possible comment for this site.
Goyutan
January 25th, 2009
3:30:13 AM CST
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teh-orange
January 25th, 2009
6:43:22 AM CST
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bwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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January 25th, 2009
11:30:34 AM CST
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January 25th, 2009
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kmcph
January 25th, 2009
2:14:34 PM CST
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NICE
kmcph
January 25th, 2009
2:17:27 PM CST
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TITS
prairiedogeric10
January 25th, 2009
7:10:08 PM CST
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lol, I logged into ytmnd.com/users/Account to help out with this
cretincretin999
January 25th, 2009
9:31:38 PM CST
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Wow, it actually worked.
tehjugulator
January 25th, 2009
10:09:48 PM CST
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Well done everyone.
DarthWang
February 7th, 2009
3:50:36 AM CST
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ROFL
prairiedogeric10
April 18th, 2011
1:21:49 PM CDT
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This doesn't work anymore.
Soniwizard
January 25th, 2009
5:32:16 PM CST
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1st ytmnd of the year to make me completely rofl
Pers
January 25th, 2009
6:12:18 PM CST
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Spock, The Rock, [The Doc] and [Steve Hawking] all came out of nowhere lightning fast...
EstMeinInternetLOL
January 25th, 2009
8:02:05 PM CST
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You win
TheBrute
January 26th, 2009
1:08:19 PM CST
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No Hawking's radiation could save his @ss :-)
mcguirerocks
January 26th, 2009
3:45:08 PM CST
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Wouldn't he be frozen over? Not that I'm complaining with the results.
rottenroman
January 26th, 2009
6:40:27 PM CST
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view well, my friends, for you are witnessing one of the best ytmnds ever made.
IdenMan
January 26th, 2009
7:03:26 PM CST
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armst012
January 26th, 2009
9:55:57 PM CST
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4.1 Gigawatts
bonefish
January 26th, 2009
10:02:38 PM CST
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LOL with doc's mug, priceless.
EvilDeadPopTarts
January 27th, 2009
12:34:19 AM CST
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I'm Doc Brown and I approve this ytmnd.
PirateSteve
January 27th, 2009
4:39:16 AM CST
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I can't stop laughing
Ochobobo
January 27th, 2009
8:12:53 AM CST
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wait, why's this nsfw?
tom8a
January 28th, 2009
12:25:59 AM CST
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while =)
Intellectawe
January 28th, 2009
2:15:11 AM CST
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FLAME ON!!!!!
LordNu
January 28th, 2009
3:53:25 AM CST
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That's so dreadful, it deserves a fav.
ericcondon
January 28th, 2009
8:55:06 AM CST
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5 for ending
militiagung64
January 28th, 2009
1:45:56 PM CST
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Red Dragon gets you a 5
Stig
January 28th, 2009
6:16:38 PM CST
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What year did he travel to?
Wolfmight
January 29th, 2009
12:27:16 AM CST
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hahaha sh*t my pants
Flopsy
January 29th, 2009
3:24:15 AM CST
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SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED
DeaconRage
January 29th, 2009
9:09:25 AM CST
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hahhahahahahhaha, amazing. you win
DeaconRage
January 29th, 2009
9:10:16 AM CST
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I literally laughed, Haven't done that in a long time with a YTMND
HebrewHotdog
January 29th, 2009
7:22:20 PM CST
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This is what makes YTMND great
Phernoree
January 29th, 2009
7:39:54 PM CST
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Christopher Lloyd's house went up in flames not too long ago near Santa Barbara.....
Reject
January 30th, 2009
12:25:58 AM CST
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Oh f*ck... at least use the same voice program as Hawking, why not use microsoft mike as well and make it an episode of Arby n the Chief... clever idea otherwise
Tyler2k
January 30th, 2009
1:45:30 AM CST
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*Starts to slow clap*
TheFierceKoraki
January 30th, 2009
4:49:45 PM CST
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I guffaw'd heartily
Gonzster
January 30th, 2009
7:27:53 PM CST
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5 for making top of the Week. -4 for stealing this: http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/
Bobbybobby
January 30th, 2009
10:29:37 PM CST
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Great use of the Burning Wheelchair scene.
Goneja
January 31st, 2009
2:22:32 AM CST
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one of those perfect sites that makes everyone think "why didn't i think of that'. could have used a more authentic hawkins voice but i'm not gonna be picky on this one
disophisis
January 31st, 2009
2:13:11 PM CST
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This is so horrible... I laughed so hard...
decode
January 31st, 2009
2:18:56 PM CST
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If you're going to time travel, do it in a delorean.
TravisBatos
January 31st, 2009
6:47:35 PM CST
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hawking should have been frozen, not on fire
ILoveRuM
January 31st, 2009
8:09:14 PM CST
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oh man, that is good.
bravojiv
January 31st, 2009
10:26:40 PM CST
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Dude, that was epic!
disophisis
February 1st, 2009
9:52:38 AM CST
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Hall of fame material.
Zaul
February 3rd, 2009
10:33:32 PM CST
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Backwash
February 4th, 2009
9:55:53 AM CST
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Sounds like the Arbiter from "Arby and the Chief" lol
SSgtTCZ
February 4th, 2009
9:37:02 PM CST
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Officially the highest rated site of all time.
codezer0
February 7th, 2009
12:30:34 AM CST
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Holy f*ck I lol'd
lennygundam14
February 7th, 2009
12:30:51 AM CST
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WTF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHA the level of awesomness is too much for this!!
Krappenfest
February 7th, 2009
12:00:58 PM CST
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Oh wow!
Jacker
February 8th, 2009
11:54:18 PM CST
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I liked the part where Stephen Hawking traveled though time but caught on fire.
bigswank
February 10th, 2009
12:32:16 PM CST
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humorous, but undeserving of #1
Stonen
February 14th, 2009
11:59:01 AM CST
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LAWL
speedmstr65
February 16th, 2009
12:00:01 PM CST
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hahaha, great site! while this is very funny, I don't think it should be the best voted site, sorry.
Hahzist
February 16th, 2009
4:46:03 PM CST
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. One of the best I've ever seen
Captain-L337
February 20th, 2009
2:03:15 PM CST
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lol best site of all time made by an alt
SirCBofBClan
March 13th, 2009
11:47:12 PM CDT
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mrgrim
March 25th, 2009
7:35:24 PM CDT
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You have taken my idea (http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/) and improved upon it as far as you possibly could. I actually logged in just to comment on this. GREAT JOB! 5'd and Fav'd!
geegee
April 7th, 2009
8:29:39 PM CDT
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you'd think for such a smart dude he's think about that
hawktopus
May 10th, 2009
8:56:56 AM CDT
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NEDM justifies burning scientists
Iritscen
May 19th, 2009
5:40:04 PM CDT
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I don't know what was in the water when this site was made, because it really isn't that funny.
Rawk
May 23rd, 2009
4:12:03 AM CDT
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Great Rip-Off: http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/
lakecityransom
June 2nd, 2009
12:10:26 AM CDT
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What movies the burning wheelchair from
maplejet
June 3rd, 2009
10:23:46 AM CDT
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Oops
EnochCain
June 11th, 2009
12:12:26 AM CDT
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This deserves top rated.
ktc0ut
August 1st, 2009
4:13:57 AM CDT
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aww
Greezy47
August 13th, 2009
10:31:16 AM CDT
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How did I miss this? 5 for sideways time travel.
kryptoknightmare
November 30th, 2009
8:01:22 PM CST
(0)
Vector
April 10th, 2010
2:18:41 AM CDT
(0)
This made me laugh.
sundaybacon
April 2nd, 2011
1:10:50 PM CDT
(0)
Safety was never guaranteed
deflowd
April 16th, 2011
1:21:19 AM CDT
(1)
Valchek???
altjason
October 2nd, 2011
10:13:20 PM CDT
(0)
Beginning meh, but good editting on the fire.
JimThomas
January 17th, 2012
8:43:41 PM CST
(0)
Red Dragon= awesome