Who Will Kill You? (Press Esc)
Created on: March 8th, 2009
Who Will Kill You? (Press Esc)
Uploaded late last night. Got downvoted by *ssh*les. Uploaded now. Missed esc sites. Made a new one. That's the gist of it.

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March 8th, 2009
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Pretty cool, stuff... Except now im afraid Bill Nye and Betty White are out to get me...
March 9th, 2009
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wow how the f*ck did you do that? keyboard controlled ytmnd? AMAZING.
March 9th, 2009
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It said cholesterol is going to kill me, but all i could think about was how great that hamburger looked and how badly i wanted it despite it being 4 AM. And maybe thats what makes it all make sense.
March 9th, 2009
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Wolf Blitzer in the Cloverfield with the Science.
March 9th, 2009
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I always wanted to be killed by Wolf Blitzer. Now my dreams will finally come true.
March 10th, 2009
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Ive gotta finish C or i know who's gonna get me.... ihihihihihihihihihihihihih
March 13th, 2009
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F*CK I CAN NOT RELOAD. DAMN YOU MAX.
March 13th, 2009
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Wow. Guess I'd better watch out for... myself.
March 13th, 2009
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I knew it...that son of a bitch Blitzer wants to kill me
March 15th, 2009
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Doesn't work with Google chrome :(
March 16th, 2009
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I swear, Al Gore is cheated into this thing.
March 8th, 2009
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OJ is in jail, so I'm going to try again.
March 8th, 2009
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sh*t, it's Betty White with a gun!
March 8th, 2009
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Why can't I get Gargamel?
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Keep trying. If you believe hard enough, Gargamel will kill you.
March 8th, 2009
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I'm going to die by my own hand, apparently. I could have told you that!
March 14th, 2009
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I got Gargamel on my first try. What does that mean?
March 8th, 2009
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use Haley Joel Osmet for The Aids photo.
March 8th, 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA
March 8th, 2009
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http://aids3.ytmnd.com/
March 10th, 2009
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How you doin' little partner?
March 8th, 2009
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Dinosaur :o
March 8th, 2009
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Yourself is a pretty killer.
March 8th, 2009
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i got the link on http://gabbly.com/www.ytmnd.com/
March 8th, 2009
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5 for Oldboy destiny music. Also, dinosaur
March 8th, 2009
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2009-03-08 09:18:51 ryanmontana Betty White with the revolver in Fay's drugstore +1 [reply] [+|-]
March 8th, 2009
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needs safari command
March 8th, 2009
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resub
March 8th, 2009
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I just got aids and cholesterol twice in a row. :/
March 8th, 2009
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it stopped on cloverfield, but my gabbly was blocking what it actually was, so i just assumed i'd die from a vagina
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CHUCKY
March 8th, 2009
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I was hoping for oldboy cause of the music and i was rewarded with oldboy. 5
March 8th, 2009
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Chucky got me.
March 8th, 2009
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Science will kill me... And I'm a Physicist. D:
March 8th, 2009
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Half Life.
March 14th, 2009
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Cholesterol will kill me... And I'm a Vegan. D:
March 8th, 2009
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apparently, science is going to kill me.
March 9th, 2009
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Science: Now Greater than Ever!
March 8th, 2009
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French Bread Pizza? What a great idea! I'm gonna go make some right now!
March 8th, 2009
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How is Wolf Blitzer going to kill me?
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How isn't Wolf Blitzer going to kill you?
March 9th, 2009
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Late at night with a lead pipe in the Situation Room
March 8th, 2009
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hey i don't remake my websites whenever they get downvote *ssh*le, neither do most people here.
March 8th, 2009
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BETTY WHITE!?!?? NOOOOOooooo I'm from Saint Olaf!!
March 8th, 2009
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I like how there's no picture for ninja.
March 9th, 2009
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You would never see the ninja coming.
March 8th, 2009
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How the F@*& is this not #1?
March 8th, 2009
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Damn Wolf Blitzer got me! x(
March 8th, 2009
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I got Al Gore, but he already bored me to death with the talk of his childhood in An Inconvenient Truth
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A ninja.
March 8th, 2009
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-1 for birch
March 8th, 2009
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Sh*t wolf blitzer's gonna kill me
March 8th, 2009
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BLITZER NOOOOO!
March 8th, 2009
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I hope you dont think this is an original idea
March 8th, 2009
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Apparently I get killed by a ninja... I find this suitable.
March 8th, 2009
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LOL, Countrywide home loans.
March 8th, 2009
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Dang it...looks like Al Gore's gonna pay a visit soon.
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F*ck yeah, got the one I tried to get: a dinosaur! Needs to flick faster if you don't want people CHOOSING their killer.
March 8th, 2009
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Dude, I just killed a ninja with the escape key, Im like a god or something!!!
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I will be killed by an Asian Robert Smith impersonator, apparently.
March 9th, 2009
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DAMN YOU GARGAMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2009
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I wasn't allowed to watch the Smurfs as a kid so this "death" is confusing, also.
March 9th, 2009
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don't not minus this comment
March 9th, 2009
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very creative!
March 9th, 2009
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lol cool
March 9th, 2009
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INACCURATE Domino's Pizza is not in there at all
March 9th, 2009
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No whammies...big bucks....STOP! Oh, Oldboy is going to kill me. Shucks.
March 9th, 2009
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Apparently I will kill myself. How keen.
March 9th, 2009
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this is fun
March 9th, 2009
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I use Chrome. Guess everything kills me then?
March 9th, 2009
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I got "Yourself", "Science" and "Dinosaur"... I guess that means I'm gonna remake dinosaurs and they are going to eat me like in jurassic park.
March 9th, 2009
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Brilliant!
March 9th, 2009
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A dinosaur. Exactly the way I wanted.
March 9th, 2009
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The AIDS
March 9th, 2009
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OJ Simpson
March 9th, 2009
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Oh sh*t the Cloverfield!
March 9th, 2009
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Weee!
March 9th, 2009
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have donut guy / garth from waynes world
March 9th, 2009
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The Aids
March 9th, 2009
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Science... Should have known.
March 9th, 2009
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5'd for betty white
March 9th, 2009
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I got OJ'd!!!!!!!
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great site...
March 9th, 2009
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Esc does nothing so: 1
March 9th, 2009
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A Ninja...or 9021 Ninja's? Too dark to tell.
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Different and clever.
March 9th, 2009
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I dreamed last night that Agatha Heterodyne would kill me in a freak death ray accident. What do I get? SCIENCE!
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oh no!!! Bill Cosby's is comming after me! With his JELL-O and his Rap Music, and his Pudd'n Pops, and his New Coke, and his Kodak Film, and his dozens and dozens of Pokemons with the poke and the mon and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and he likes to Fah Ah Ah Oh Ah Ah!
March 9th, 2009
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Oh god, this is the most creative site I have ever seen. WIN
March 9th, 2009
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I got O.J.'d
March 9th, 2009
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Cholesterol.... frightning seen as I eat the hell out of the fridge/freezer
March 9th, 2009
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Holy f*cking sh*t, I'm getting killed by a dinosaur. Jesus Christ, what the f*ck
March 9th, 2009
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Chucky'll get me
March 10th, 2009
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Betty White is going to kill me!?!
March 12th, 2009
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F*CK. CHUCKY. AND I HATE HORROR MOVIES. F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK.
March 12th, 2009
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home loans! the 2nd time, myself... is that emo thing a boy or girl?
March 12th, 2009
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very novel idea, deserves front page
March 12th, 2009
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I got OJ. :o
March 12th, 2009
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Walker told me I got the aids.
March 12th, 2009
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Science be DAMNED!!!
March 12th, 2009
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cool
March 13th, 2009
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F-ing Betty White!!!!
March 13th, 2009
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Damn you, Al Gore.
March 13th, 2009
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i got rapped by the cloverfield monstur
March 13th, 2009
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You should of put doc(aka n*gg*) in there
March 13th, 2009
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sh*t science killed me
March 13th, 2009
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Clever.
March 13th, 2009
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OLDBOY FOR THE EPIC WINS!!!!!!!!!! 5'D
March 13th, 2009
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Betty mother f*ckin' White?
March 13th, 2009
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NOT THE AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 13th, 2009
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5'd for no moon man!
March 15th, 2009
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It said I would be killed by a Dinosaur, so I'm safe as long as I stay away from Island theme parks and Cloning labs....Right?
March 15th, 2009
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Well actually you forgot Poland!
March 15th, 2009
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Apparently I will kill the AIDS.
March 15th, 2009
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I got "A NINJA" two out of three times. I am f*cked.
March 16th, 2009
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How bout DIABEETIS!
March 16th, 2009
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I actually cycled through all of them without getting any doubles, and I wasn't even trying. What does this mean?
March 16th, 2009
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Jesus.
June 29th, 2009
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Myself O.o;;
December 10th, 2009
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oldboy will f*ck you up
April 9th, 2010
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a dinosoaure