Mommy, Why?
Created on: April 23rd, 2009
Mommy, Why?
Why???

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April 23rd, 2009
(4)
lol win
April 24th, 2009
(5)
WTF??? i seriously cant figure out where the hell all of this came from. super well done.
April 25th, 2009
(3)
probably Tom O'Connor.. Ph.D
April 25th, 2009
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Cue Darthwang's "Mommy, why is there a F*GGOT! in the house?'
April 23rd, 2009
(3)
Epic YTMND is epic
April 23rd, 2009
(13)
Terminator? Mommy and daddy sexing up to make server? Win.
April 24th, 2009
(12)
I wouldn't want to be the doctor that has to pull a server out of her vagina. Oh the horror.
April 26th, 2009
(10)
Son... I have been dreading the day we tell you this, but... you're just a proxy.
April 23rd, 2009
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This is lame
April 23rd, 2009
(4)
lol, wut?
April 23rd, 2009
(5)
surreal
April 23rd, 2009
(7)
Parker Lewis Must Win
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
Wow.
April 23rd, 2009
(6)
you should've continued down the Terminator route...
April 23rd, 2009
(13)
Yep have the servers gain sentience and then have the book give instructions on how to be part of the human resistance when SkyNet takes over.
April 23rd, 2009
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Yep. Have the servers gain sentience and then have the book give instructions on how to be part of the human resistance when SkyNet takes over.
April 24th, 2009
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C-C-C-C-Combo
April 27th, 2009
(6)
C-C-C-C-Chronster breaker
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
I thought for sure you were going to turn this dirty at some point. Kudos for taking the high ground. It's kind of unoriginal though - you just added a voicesoft voiceover.
April 23rd, 2009
(22)
Who the f*ck gave Tom O'Connor a Ph.D. ?
April 23rd, 2009
(3)
It was Jill Dubin
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
wtf
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
omg hahaha
April 23rd, 2009
(-1)
PLZ CAN I HAZ SERVAR???
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
When a man loves a women...
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
Full link to book (there's more): http://community.crista.org/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.PostAttachments/00.00.00.02.26/Microsoft_5F00_Home_5F00_Server_5F00_Book.pdf
April 28th, 2009
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LOL i actually thought this was original content for a second. Should have known better. 5 for deception.
April 28th, 2009
(0)
Shrug. I don't know what your problem is, Father, but I can understand how you'd get confused. Did you have had the volume turned down when it said, "written by TOM O'CONNER FUDD?"
April 23rd, 2009
(2)
5'd! 5'd for epicness
April 23rd, 2009
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reading children books. funny.
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
My mind can't grasp the enormity of epic that is this.
April 23rd, 2009
(0)
Whatthehellwin
April 23rd, 2009
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Whatthehellboring
April 24th, 2009
(1)
Whatthehellambivalence
April 23rd, 2009
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lewdwin
April 23rd, 2009
(3)
is the dog at the end a metaphor for you're the man dog pissing on computers and needing new servers?
April 24th, 2009
(3)
Mommy, why is there a YTMND in the house?
April 24th, 2009
(9)
ytmnd is where big people go and do boring things. ytmnd is why big people get grumpy and say bad words
April 24th, 2009
(1)
I almost put a ytmnd label over the dog, but decided one tiny edit might give the impression I f*cked with the rest of the images. And I'd hate to steal Jill Dubin's thunder.
April 24th, 2009
(3)
My daddy needs to call PEE C express...
April 25th, 2009
(2)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <smack smack smack>
April 24th, 2009
(1)
is 4 rlz?
April 24th, 2009
(2)
if the server touches you in your swimsuit area, tell a grownup right away
April 24th, 2009
(1)
Best book I've read in a long time.
April 24th, 2009
(0)
Holy sh*t, this is a real book! Well, at least according to Amazin.com. Nice find!
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I dunno if this fully qualified as a genuine replacement of Clifford the Big Red Dog, its close though
April 24th, 2009
(1)
Mommy, why is there a server in my pants?
April 24th, 2009
(0)
hahahahahahahahah this has to be funniest yet
April 24th, 2009
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I watched the whole thing expecting some kind of punchline
April 24th, 2009
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I am glad you typed in "Ph.D" into the type-and-talk program and it called it "Pud" instead. 4/5, thanks for letting me know about this. I found it on Amazon. I can't believe it. F*cking HP must be paying this dickbag "Pud" to write books for them. Why is that Laptop on fire?!?
April 24th, 2009
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Sorry for the bump, but the book says "Just so you know, Tom O'Connor does not actually have a Ph.D He is also not actually a person. And the entire premise of this book is fictional. But on the bright side, a Windows Home server is a real product. Perhaps you'd like to buy one!" F*CK YOU MICROSOFT! GET OUT OF MY MIIINNNDDDD!!!
April 24th, 2009
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needs a better ending instead of a quick loop
April 24th, 2009
(0)
Yes. YES!
April 24th, 2009
(0)
have a series of tubes! you sir WIN!
April 24th, 2009
(0)
5'd solely for Parker Lewis.
April 24th, 2009
(2)
sukkaz got "Cerv"'d
April 24th, 2009
(1)
This might just be the best YTMND ever made.
April 24th, 2009
(0)
I agree.
April 24th, 2009
(0)
Coolness.
April 24th, 2009
(2)
5'd because you actually remember Parker Lewis Can't Lose :)
April 25th, 2009
(0)
Not a problem!
April 24th, 2009
(1)
Big people have a server at the *fart* office.
April 24th, 2009
(0)
The big people say bad words like "Tushy" and "Fart-Knocker"
April 25th, 2009
(0)
tom o'connor FUD
April 25th, 2009
(2)
actually, I typed in "FUDD." thought it would be more waskily that way.
April 25th, 2009
(0)
UMM WTF?
April 25th, 2009
(0)
lol
April 25th, 2009
(0)
C:\My CPU is a neural net processor\a learning computer\The more contact I have with humans\the more I learn
April 25th, 2009
(0)
So this is where server comes from.
April 25th, 2009
(0)
amusing concept, poor execution. horrible sync is horrible.
April 25th, 2009
(0)
hm, sync slightly Of
April 25th, 2009
(0)
win
April 25th, 2009
(0)
I'M NOT GRUMPY AND I DON'T USE AND F*CKING BAD WORDS!
April 25th, 2009
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^ somebody had to go in on a Saturday.
April 26th, 2009
(-1)
Pure win
April 26th, 2009
(0)
Do you know what a server is? I bet you do!
April 26th, 2009
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freakytmnd
April 26th, 2009
(0)
lol This is great to explain to my parents why i have a server, I'm so forwarding it to them!
April 27th, 2009
(1)
You just f*gged this place up.
April 26th, 2009
(0)
my mind is blown.... good work!
April 27th, 2009
(1)
I live to server
April 27th, 2009
(0)
I was invested. Love it.
April 27th, 2009
(0)
Tom O'Connor Fudd, he owns a mansion and a yacht.
April 27th, 2009
(1)
also: go mommy!
April 27th, 2009
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go suck a n*gg*r dick f*ggot
April 28th, 2009
(0)
at the *fart* office
April 28th, 2009
(0)
pretty clever, giggle
April 28th, 2009
(0)
It became even funnier when I discovered you didn't change any of the words or pictures. Seriously, why write a children's book on such a mundane topic? I loved the Muppet Show music.
April 28th, 2009
(0)
the terminator music makes the at home server sound so f*cking awesome
April 28th, 2009
(0)
THEY DON'T GO IN OFFICES.
April 29th, 2009
(1)
THEY GO IN HOUSES.
June 15th, 2010
(0)
MAYBE IN YOUR HOUSE!
April 28th, 2009
(0)
jill dubiin
April 28th, 2009
(0)
is the audio and picture out of sync for anyone else? or is it just me
April 29th, 2009
(0)
5'd for epic terminator music.
April 29th, 2009
(0)
Must have taken Computer Science 3.
April 30th, 2009
(0)
Or perhaps finished C.
July 17th, 2009
(0)
WOOT WOOT!!!
August 26th, 2009
(0)
ytmnd should have a subscribe button.(tm)
September 11th, 2009
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lol an excellent reading by Premarital Rex.
October 6th, 2009
(0)
WHERE IS TOM CONNOR
December 7th, 2009
(0)
John Connor 2012
February 6th, 2010
(0)
tonight i dine on meatballs
February 23rd, 2010
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Jill Dublend
March 29th, 2011
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I just spent about an hour tracking this down so I could watch it again. So worth it! It's that voice...
March 29th, 2011
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expresivo, i believe. also featured here: [site thewhitezone:site]