Why you should see Crank 2.
Created on: April 24th, 2009
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Horse dick.

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April 24th, 2009
(5)
Looks like that movie was written by a horny 11 year old boy.
April 27th, 2009
(3)
You've got it backwards, the movie's written FOR a horny 11 year old boy.
April 24th, 2009
(2)
You had better not be lying. OR ELSE
April 24th, 2009
(0)
i'll lose ten dollars :(
April 24th, 2009
(2)
why are they humping fully clothed on a race track?
April 24th, 2009
(1)
He has an artificial heart and he has to keep his body electrically charged or he'll die. They start humping in the stands to make static electricity and fall onto the track. It's completely absurd but the movie doesn't take itself seriously.
April 26th, 2009
(5)
good, because there are easier ways to generate static electricity than getting run over by a horse
April 26th, 2009
(0)
Can't he like, plug it into a battery? Although I have to admit having sex on a racetrack would be more fun.
April 30th, 2009
(0)
I think a better question is why would the horse have a woody?
April 24th, 2009
(0)
Why would they slow mo and show the whole horse d!ck perverted producers their humpin like that because that's just a normal kinda thing that happens in the crank movies.
April 26th, 2009
(3)
Turkish horse dick.
April 26th, 2009
(4)
But is it family-friendly?
April 26th, 2009
(0)
wait, so that actually happens in that movie?
April 26th, 2009
(0)
wait, so that actually happens in that movie?
April 26th, 2009
(1)
Yes.
April 26th, 2009
(1)
rat race deleted scenes
April 26th, 2009
(4)
I don't understand why they included that in the movie. It really boggles the mind. Maybe Crank 3, his heart will only be able to charge if he watches his girl do bestiality.
April 26th, 2009
(4)
God I hope so.
April 26th, 2009
(0)
Haha I have to watch that movie...
April 26th, 2009
(0)
This movie is so f*cking awesome and badass. I have seen it twice, and I suggest you do the same.
April 26th, 2009
(1)
Tomorrow. $5 all day theater. Bring your own beverages.
April 26th, 2009
(-1)
Reminds me of this horse show I saw in Mexico...
April 26th, 2009
(0)
2nd lame *ss horsedick site ive ever 5ed
April 26th, 2009
(3)
This is horrifying.
April 26th, 2009
(3)
You think that the shocking thing is the bare man-ass humping on the ground.
April 26th, 2009
(3)
But that's not all.
April 26th, 2009
(3)
There's more.
April 27th, 2009
(3)
There's more?
April 27th, 2009
(3)
There can't be more than that.
April 27th, 2009
(5)
There's HORSEDICK.
July 10th, 2009
(0)
Ohhhhhh...
April 27th, 2009
(1)
His name is "Billy Squier"
April 27th, 2009
(0)
his name was Robert Paulson
April 27th, 2009
(0)
his name was Robert Paulson
April 30th, 2009
(0)
fixed
April 27th, 2009
(3)
But I race from there