A Movie That Never Made It To Theaters
Created on: May 24th, 2009
A Movie That Never Made It To Theaters
Sunday Afternoon Movie

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.17) 224 30 108

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
0 2 0 0 9,570

Inbound links:

views url
7 http://t.co/8LOkBSuLOM
5 https://www.facebook.com/
4 http://hungryforinternet.com/hungryboards/index.php?action=unread
3 http://twitter.com/
2 http://hungryforinternet.com/hungryboards/index.php

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
May 24th, 2009
(5)
When Dick Johnson's (Richard Kind) father passes away, he leaves him his pet ostrich, Max (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), in his last will and testimony. After Dick finds out that this destructive beast can't be left alone in his apartment, he brings him to his 9-5 office job. Dick's boss sees potential in the lovable Max and hires him to the team. Hilarity ensues in the directorial debut of Judith Light. Oh, and Dick can't say "No" or "Yes". And can't lie.
May 24th, 2009
(0)
UPDATED WITH BACK COVER
May 25th, 2009
(2)
YOU F*CKHEAD, YOU SPOILED THE MOVIE!
(2)
what else does the box say?
May 26th, 2009
(2)
the box says shut up steve.
May 24th, 2009
(4)
Give me your straight to DVD
May 24th, 2009
(5)
Give me your TBS Network Premiere of...
May 25th, 2009
(4)
Iguanas on a Helicopter
May 24th, 2009
(7)
It has Richard Kind so you know it will be funny.
May 24th, 2009
(7)
This just about describes the state of blockbuster comedies. HILARIOUS SITUATION WITH A RIDICULOUS PREMISE! Starring the same 5 actors, and a girl who didn't even know he existed until blah. Oh yeah, that reminds me, time to go see Night at the Museum 2.
May 25th, 2009
(4)
they will tell you tomorrow that natm2 was the #1 movie this weekend, but that's because they didn't count terminator 4's tickets from thursday. if they had it was the number 1 movie by about another 17 million. then less ppl went to see it because they had already seen it on thursday. Thus giving ben stiller more MEANINGLESS HYPE than he ever deserves, oh yeah and office max would smash the crap out of all of these if they had released it in IMAX 3D
May 25th, 2009
(-1)
I liked Night at the Museum. In what other movie will you find a geriatric round house kick Ben Stiller?
May 24th, 2009
(-1)
Gilbert Gottfried: So, his voice actually sounds like chalkboard scraping in real life?
May 25th, 2009
(8)
FACT: lady gaga is still more retarded than this entire concept
(2)
QUESTION: How do you wake up lady gaga?
(1)
ANSWER: Pokeherface!!
(0)
LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
May 25th, 2009
(1)
more like Butterface amirite?
May 25th, 2009
(0)
Talent > looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdXnlvUe3I
May 25th, 2009
(0)
Don't consider myself a fan of her music, but you gotta admit that's not half-bad.
May 25th, 2009
(0)
Yeah maybe if you have a nose fetish.
May 26th, 2009
(2)
I didn't mean her looks. Anyway, I actually do have a nose fetish. But she's still not attractive to me.
(4)
Worth $10
May 25th, 2009
(3)
2 $5 foot longs.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
um, okay....
May 25th, 2009
(1)
Hey, it's different, I gave it an extra star just for that.
May 25th, 2009
(0)
I see why it couldn't make it to theaters it shouldn't even made it to DVD :/.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
Probably right. Also, you've got something on your chin ;)
May 25th, 2009
(1)
Produced by: Tony Danza
May 25th, 2009
(3)
why is the cover on the back of the case
May 25th, 2009
(1)
nice backstory. also, if Dick Kind shrugged, he'd be the spitting image of gr33ny, don't ya think?
May 25th, 2009
(0)
Was this written by Joe Eszterhas?
May 25th, 2009
(0)
ching chong +1 Judith Rrright
May 26th, 2009
(0)
I couldn't have said it better myself ching chong
May 25th, 2009
(1)
funnee animals do people things :)
May 25th, 2009
(1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1lSD9xYiQQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcapnskull.tumblr.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
May 26th, 2009
(1)
:)
May 25th, 2009
(3)
I heard the sequel has a light saber fight
(4)
The sequel has the same plot as the original, but it stars Hank Azaria instead of Richard Kind.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
And Markie Post as the love interest.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
also everyone they killed off thinking there wouldn't be another one conveniently still alive thanks to mysterious lucky breaks and mystical forces
May 25th, 2009
(1)
OSTRICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 25th, 2009
(1)
i'd rent it.
May 26th, 2009
(0)
i'd hit it.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
Do Dick and Max get in an argument half way through the movie and stop speaking to each other, only to make up in the end and realize they are the bestest of friends? I hope so!
May 25th, 2009
(1)
ostrich = 5
May 25th, 2009
(1)
I have this stange urge to joust.
May 25th, 2009
(0)
Feels So Good
May 25th, 2009
(1)
wtftmnd
May 25th, 2009
(0)
didn't the ventures do this song?
May 25th, 2009
(1)
I would watch this. FAV'D
May 25th, 2009
(0)
5 for tony danza
May 25th, 2009
(1)
Rob Schneider is.... a carrot! derp de derp, durpity durpity dumb.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
I'd buy this in a heartbeat.
May 25th, 2009
(-2)
No.
May 25th, 2009
(1)
This doesn't blow me away by any means, but I'll admit I chuckled
May 26th, 2009
(2)
And he can't lie
May 25th, 2009
(0)
lol this actually exists?
May 25th, 2009
(1)
The birds face...priceless
May 25th, 2009
(1)
It's wrongwords. The back sleeve would be on the left.
May 26th, 2009
(2)
This is the Arabic release.
May 26th, 2009
(0)
They just forgot to translate the text.
May 26th, 2009
(1)
Sounds like a great low-budget film!
May 26th, 2009
(1)
Dick Johnson= Penis Penis
May 26th, 2009
(1)
funny thing about this is that i've seen someone with that name irl
May 26th, 2009
(0)
On the left should be the back cover. It's reversed!
May 26th, 2009
(1)
It will be a lot more entertaining than that Jessica Biel stripper movie going to DVD. Richard Kind's career has more life in it than hers. >_>
May 26th, 2009
(1)
ART THOU BORED?
May 26th, 2009
(1)
Good to see the ostrich's career picking back up after the 1980s flop, Leonard part 6.
May 26th, 2009
(3)
I sure hope there's a wedding scene where the ostrich crashes into the cake and then falls in the pool while the in-laws gasp in horror.
May 26th, 2009
(1)
much much better with the back-o-the-box
May 26th, 2009
(1)
Good. Need more of these.
May 26th, 2009
(1)
who could have made such a mistake
May 26th, 2009
(0)
He-heh, it's funny because modern television programing is terrible.
May 26th, 2009
(-3)
1'd, I don't feel like reading that sh*t...
May 26th, 2009
(1)
I didn't say you had to, but I hope you read this: Stop trying to be a dick, you f*ckin' pussy.
May 27th, 2009
(0)
not reading it makes you look like an ilit anyway.
May 26th, 2009
(6)
Oh my god! I've been trying to remember this movie since I was a kid! Wasn't that Louis Anderson cameo the BEST?
May 26th, 2009
(0)
Life with LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE!
(0)
I don't know what to think.
May 26th, 2009
(2)
SOMEBODY MADE A BIG MISTAKE HERE
May 26th, 2009
(0)
funny ytmnd
May 26th, 2009
(1)
(reaction)
May 27th, 2009
(1)
Funny yet you voted 1.... (P.S. [+]'ed ryanmontana cause he's blue and doing his "(reaction)" thing on his own site when he shouldn't have to)
May 27th, 2009
(3)
***rebuttal insulting assc*ckredux and his mother***
May 26th, 2009
(0)
+5 for keywords
May 26th, 2009
(1)
Honestly, this movie would be amazing.
May 26th, 2009
(0)
...and if Dick Johnson also happened to be gay, it'd win an Oscar.
May 27th, 2009
(1)
Gay AND black would win a Super Oscar.
May 31st, 2009
(0)
not just black, but playing the magic negro
June 2nd, 2009
(1)
Gay magic negro janitor!
May 26th, 2009
(0)
If I had the time and energy I'd help to turn this into a fad. I strongly encourage others to make fad sites based on this in the meantime.
May 26th, 2009
(1)
I take it you throw on this classic gem whenever the mentally burdensome plot tapestry of Shaq-fu drives you to reluctantly switch off the Genesis.
May 27th, 2009
(1)
That's insulting! I work at wal-mart and we would never have this crap.
May 27th, 2009
(0)
also due to the retarded new setup our wal-mart store is ongoing right now, we don't have a 5 dollar bin anymore.
May 27th, 2009
(1)
No $5 bin?! What is the world coming to?
(0)
Does anyone else not no what the hell is going on?
May 28th, 2009
(0)
I love this site. Deeply.
May 29th, 2009
(0)
Just noticed "Produced by Tony Danza" lol...
May 30th, 2009
(1)
somehow i always lose it when i picture gottfried voicing that ostrich. if this seems impossible to any of you please remember the dog playing basketball movie.
(0)
dick johnson
May 31st, 2009
(0)
is that the Bottom credits music