Actual Michael Jackson 9-1-1 Tapes
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Actual Michael Jackson 9-1-1 Tapes
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June 26th, 2009
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JACKSON YOU CAN'T DO THAT HE SAID WATCH ME
June 27th, 2009
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I love WATCH ME! part
June 27th, 2009
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That's what was said on the site. Repeating it in comments is stupid.
June 29th, 2009
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Pointing out what kind of comments are stupid in the comment section of a YTMND is double stupid. including this comment , which is 3X stupid.
July 5th, 2009
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naysayer is a f*cking idiot
July 5th, 2009
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Incorrect. My intellegence is above average. You're observation is without merit.
July 6th, 2009
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Yeah Bu you PENIS is below average in size. So stfu
July 7th, 2009
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naysayer sucks eggs
July 9th, 2009
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Also incorrect. In order to judge the size of my penis, which I assure you is more than adaquate, means you would have had to seen it. The means to do so on your part requires knowlege of my location at a time where I am exposed, and a less than acceptable desire to witness my nude form. Also, sucking eggs is a practice without purpose, therefore it is one I do not partake in.
July 16th, 2009
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I'm with naysayer, that comment is retarded and his penis is more than adequate.
July 19th, 2009
(1)
naysayer it is quite common practice to repeat lines in the site on the comment page. it is also quite common practice for people who have no sites to constantly downvote or criticize others work while offering nothing of their own to the community. but don't worry, i put you in a site. http://elasticsnapholeofthelovebear.ytmnd.com/
July 19th, 2009
(0)
Just because a lot of people do it doesn't make it not stupid.
July 22nd, 2009
(0)
this just in, NaySayer says Nay!
July 22nd, 2009
(1)
Trying to write like a college professor and not pulling it off = stupid. Although I can vouch for his penis size.
July 23rd, 2009
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I love how in today's society anyone using words too big for a pop up book is trying to "imitate a professor."
June 26th, 2009
(2)
You have won the contest.
June 27th, 2009
(0)
YTMND GOLD!!!
June 29th, 2009
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your site fails, www.nobody-cared.ytmnd.com is SH!T
June 26th, 2009
(0)
watch me watch me
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June 26th, 2009
(0)
W.I.N!
June 27th, 2009
(21)
Who's the Doctor? Bill Cosby?
June 27th, 2009
(5)
lol. Does sound a bit like Clif Huxtable.
June 27th, 2009
(14)
If he was Mr. Cosby, then he would be talking about how many puddin pops Jackson tried to shove in his mouth.
June 27th, 2009
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I told him he couldn't have any chocolate puddin' and he said WATCH ME!
June 29th, 2009
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I can hear the new remix already: well, ya see, the MICHAEL eats the PUDDIN POPS which gives him the CARDIAC ARREST, ya see? with his hippin and his hoppin and dancin and pill-poppin, so he forgot what the POP is all about POP is like GAY, No! actually POP is like SOOO GAY! No! actually POP is for F*GGOT(s)!
June 29th, 2009
(3)
hey little fella, do you like JESUS JUICE? What do you think candy is made out of?
June 27th, 2009
(6)
Was that Bobcat Goldthwait with Michael??
June 27th, 2009
(4)
I hate you, but this is awesome.....
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q959fm, u so crazy!
June 27th, 2009
(0)
win
June 27th, 2009
(2)
So I take it that "oreo" is slang for little boy penis
June 27th, 2009
(2)
You had me at Oreo.
June 27th, 2009
(2)
How the hell can stuffing Oreo cookies in your mouth cause cardiac arrest?
June 27th, 2009
(1)
So it was the Cookie Monster! DAMMIT!
June 27th, 2009
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Epic...
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wowsers sh*t f*ck
June 27th, 2009
(0)
LOL wut
June 27th, 2009
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when he started counting the oreos, i began laughing for a full two minutes, no joke
June 27th, 2009
(2)
autopsy determined that they were in fact Hydrox
June 27th, 2009
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Hydrox... the most unappetizing name for a cookie ever.
July 2nd, 2009
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Prescription Hydrox is not for everyone. Consult your doctor if you experience anal bleeding, anal warts, anal itch, anal dryness, or any other anal symptoms. In some cases, sudden unexplained ejaculation has occurred, rarely resulting in death. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, then high-five; that's what this sh*t is all about, n*gg*.
June 27th, 2009
(0)
Very nice, 5 stars.
June 27th, 2009
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one more part of YTMND's never ending quest to ignore the 'too soon' factor
June 28th, 2009
(1)
a fine tradition
July 11th, 2009
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LMAO and HOW! XD
June 27th, 2009
(0)
I don't really get this, but it's pretty well done.
June 27th, 2009
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This is so wrong, but its hilarity completely eclipses its inappropriateness.
June 27th, 2009
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haha i knew this was one of yours the second i clicked on it
June 27th, 2009
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"Doctor... Doctor Cosby I don't understand what your saying." "WELL YA SEE JELLO PUDDIN' POPS KOO KOO KA CHOO POKEMON WHERE THE GUY COMES OUT OF THE AA AA A AA!"
July 2nd, 2009
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that actually made me laugh pretty hard...
June 27th, 2009
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June 27th, 2009
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What starts with the letter C?
June 27th, 2009
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C-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
June 27th, 2009
(0)
lol
June 27th, 2009
(0)
I don't get it.
June 27th, 2009
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By "it" I think you mean sex.
June 28th, 2009
(0)
:)
June 28th, 2009
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Not real.
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He's like WATCH ME
June 28th, 2009
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This isn't the real Michael Jackson call... I think you mixed it up with the Bill Cosby call.
June 29th, 2009
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orly? did ya figure that on your own or did you have help......
June 28th, 2009
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The white stuff in the oreos was Gavin Arvizo's spunk.
June 28th, 2009
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This is hillarious! 5
June 28th, 2009
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so Mj died of a oreo overdose?
June 28th, 2009
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Absolutely fantastic
June 28th, 2009
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WATCH ME!
June 28th, 2009
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oh my god...
June 28th, 2009
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He's being an IDIOT, AGAIN. Love that part.
July 2nd, 2009
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i almost turned it off, i thought it was the actual call. but that part took me totally by surprise and i started laughing for ten minutes straight.
June 29th, 2009
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nsfw
June 29th, 2009
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double stuff
June 29th, 2009
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June 29th, 2009
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WAaAaTCH ME!
June 29th, 2009
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this is pure gold.
June 29th, 2009
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Fix the audio at the beginning for perfection.
June 30th, 2009
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anyone else think that the good doctor sounds like... a black Brack?
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LOLOL
July 9th, 2009
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keatonkeatonkeatonkeatonkeatonkeaton666
July 1st, 2009
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lol
July 4th, 2009
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This actually made me go out and buy some Oreos.
July 7th, 2009
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July 9th, 2009
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Upon review of all previous comments, it is clear I have made no such post. It does not exist.
July 9th, 2009
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WATCH ME!
July 9th, 2009
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Michael... (WATCH ME!)
July 11th, 2009
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I lol'd so hard! XD he was being an idiot again lol You can't do that Jackson hes like watch me! lol
July 16th, 2009
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WATCH ME!
July 17th, 2009
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you cant do that.
July 17th, 2009
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LOL
July 23rd, 2009
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I wonder if NaySayer has ever seen Grandma's Boy; he reminds me of a certain someone.
July 25th, 2009
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/philosophy You see, the funniest thing about this site, is the fact that THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME Jackson has done this. He's being an idiot.... again.