The Lifeguard Whale Goes Back in Time To Stop WWIII But Starts It Instead (Huge GIF so refresh)
Lifeguard Whale had to go forward in time and then back again to prevent the World War III that he started so it was like damage control.

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August 26th, 2009
(5)
5 for title alone
August 26th, 2009
(5)
You know, from all these Sites, LifeGuard Whale seems to really suck at his job.
August 26th, 2009
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Oh cut the guy some slack, you saw what he did to the asteroid.
August 27th, 2009
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Maybe he still hurts from the loss of the EMS Dolphin
August 26th, 2009
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wait. how does he start it?
August 26th, 2009
(2)
I like to leave some things to the audience's imagination.
August 26th, 2009
(1)
Never assume your audience is smart. I need a sledgehammer in the head to get some obvious things.
August 26th, 2009
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Well I'll just say that Lifeguard Whale was DUI in the time traveling Delorean because Coast Guard Shark thought it would be funny to spike his Krill Smoothie.
August 26th, 2009
(3)
The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as The Lifeguard Whale said it would. Judgment Day, the day YTMND was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it. The Lifeguard Whale knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it.
August 26th, 2009
(6)
The Whale Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Lefeguard Whale begins to learn at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
August 26th, 2009
(2)
It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia. Lifeguard Whale knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
August 26th, 2009
(0)
Remake QQ
August 26th, 2009
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Repost QQ
August 26th, 2009
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...also tired of this one-user fad
August 26th, 2009
(5)
Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old Lifeguard Whale owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding krill.
August 27th, 2009
(0)
potd
August 26th, 2009
(0)
Oh no! Four years before we got the Peacekeeper online. Our strategic nuclear forces weren't ready! Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! For in one hour is thy judgment come.
August 26th, 2009
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don't feel too bad life gaurd whale it was a good run
August 27th, 2009
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Lifeguard Whale crossed the streams
August 28th, 2009
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why the f*ck did you tell us to refresh on sound that is nonsycchronious?????///
August 30th, 2009
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This is outstanding even for a Lifeguard Whale site.
November 17th, 2010
(4)
Sponsored because I miss RRG.

Come back... ;_;
November 17th, 2010
(3)
I miss him, too. :'(
November 18th, 2010
(2)
November 19th, 2010
(2)
Mr. Raygun tear down your absence!
November 19th, 2010
(1)
Mr. Raygun tear down your absence!
November 19th, 2010
(0)
Nice animation.
November 20th, 2010
(0)
Kevin Pereira watched this?
November 20th, 2010
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November 21st, 2010
(0)
What's the song?